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2013

01

Oct

Chrissy Teigan Nipple Slip of the Day

Chrissy Teigan is married…and in being married has found a new low level strategy to get noticed…that involves showing her nippple..

She’s a little Pug-Faced, and not in a good way, because if you know anything about me or the site, I have a #stepPUG and I call myself a Pug Whisperer, but human pugs aren’t quite as cute…

She’s just not really hot at all, and sure she has tits and a body, and has been in SI, but I think it’s time for her to just get knocked up and live that gold digging wife life…

She bores me, even with all her twitter jokes….that suck…time to shut it down.

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2013

01

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski for Nasty Gal Lingerie of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is famous now…and it isn’t for modelling lingerie….it is from taking off her lingerie…making this totally disappointing…unless you’re like me and think she’s fucking lovely in all she does…from shitting to having her period to farting after a big mean…I want it all…in my face…all the time…because I am a sick fucking man..and she’s so good on all fronts…even though other girls hate her for being so perfect…

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2013

01

Oct

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny Swimwear of the Day

Semi-Retarded because they photoshop out the full-retard looking Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny, which is a company that I am pretty sure SI owns, because what better brand extension for a Swimsuit edition, that to own the swimsuits in the Swimsuit edition, while using all these eager bitches who want to be famous so they can fuck A-Listers to model their shit the rest of the year…it just makes fiscal sense…and I don’t mind looking at it, even if staring at a bitch in a bikini who was tainted by Adam Levine is probably the least productive thing I could be doing right now….

I decided to throw up a few of her recent instagram pics – since they are circulating and why not…

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2013

01

Oct

Today in Izabel Goulart Instagram Amazingness of the DAy

Izabel Goulart is ripped…holy shit…I like it, but I am sure there will be a handful of you who think it’s disgusting and want a sloppy looking Kate Upton to make you feel like a man again…but the truth is I follow this babe on Instagram and she’s perfect, always working out, eating well, and looking so lovely I would sing her love songs outside her bedroom window until the police came and took me away…only to come back again until there was a restraining order set in place…She’s got it going on and it makes me wonder why Victoria’s Secret fired her and got her deported back to brazil…but I guess you should never question the illegal model trafficking industry…

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2013

01

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Tight Shorts of the Day

I wonder what would compel a girl to show the world her camel toe intentionally…Because if you know any girl who uses Instagram or Facebook, you know she analyzes her pictures from every angle, she may even use a photo retouching app to make herself look hotter than she is, while still be able to hashtag #nofilter….meaning this was intentional…look at my fat vagina being suffocated by tight shorts play…and I guess as someone who has seen her labia minora sticking out at me in previous photoshoots, I can understand where she’s coming from and I don’t really hate it…even though I should…

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2013

01

Oct

Alyssa Miller for Esquire of the Day

Alyssa Miller is alright when half naked for Esquire…except for the simple fact that Jake Gyllenhaal, my enemy who actually got me into the tabloids after he attacked the girl I was fucking after I said “aren’t you the dude who killed Heath Ledger”…which was a valid question and didn’t need dude to react like a spoiled brat that he is…

So when I see her amazingness, I smell the tainted Gyllenhaal vagina, but you never know, cuz he’s gay..

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2013

01

Oct

Alyssa Arce Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some model who was shot by Terry Richardson for LUI Magazine…and he posted some of the outttakes…I have never heard of her, but I do know she’s got huge tits, and an inny vagina, which is pretty rare, and I guess now so do you, because you’re looking at the same fucking pics as I am, since I just posted them…and there’s no way you’re reading this…right….

I did some research, she’s a Playboy model, knows the importance of getting naked to get ahead, and now has been shot by the world’s top Fashion photographer, making her better than the other playboy models who just don’t matter…she’s’ figured out how to transition from soft core cheap nudity to more luxurious nudity…while other girls just end up in porn.

It’s all about @missalyssaarce …she’s going places…

Posted in:Alyssa Arce|NSFW

2013

01

Oct

Horrible Creeper Video of the Day

This is a video of some creeper who puts on a mask, a lot like I do, and films unsuspecting girls hiking, which I don’t think is all that bad, if anything it’s just funny and could have been done way better, I mean, maybe more camel toe, hard nipples, sweaty asses, kidnapping, offering them money for sex, even masturbating on them without them knowing, I mean if anything this guy has failed at being a creeper….this is the worst creeper video ever done…

Apparently, the authorities are looking into this shit, and beefing up security in their Montana park, because now you’re not allowed to take scenic pics of your surroundings, it sets off alarms…I mean what a waste of money and time, obviously this idiot is just an idiot and the video isn’t even that good….

Also, the internet is based on pics and videos of random people doing random things, don’t blame some pervert, blame technology…he is the victim here…

Here’s a funny news report on the video…

Posted in:Videos

2013

01

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

In the last couple of weeks, I have had two people come out of the woodwork from my past, you know people who I barely knew but had some funny exchanges with, and who I barely remembered having those exchanges with…I guess in some time to come clean and let go of the past forgiveness shit…

So it turns out, that I am a mean spirited asshole, and to make things worse I don’t remember being a mean spirited asshole, because when these people breakdown how much of an asshole I am with stories of me being an asshole, I laugh and say to myself “I am amazing”….

So yesterday I found out that in 2009, in front of a group of people, I made fun of a girl’s face and followed her to two bars, trying to take pics of her vagina, and that’s why she deleted me on Facebook…

I mean…as far as I’m concerned, that’s more of a reason to invite me to all their parties…

Circus clown up in this motherfucker.….

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2013

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparently girls don’t like the whole idea of being domesticated, even though they pretend they do, and you’d think the whole sex in the city movement would have passed and all these slutty career girls would be broken down and tired by now…so much dick that has left them disappointed but instead…when you ask them to move in with you to be your house keeper, and to do your laundry, even when you tell them you’ve got dishes in the sink and a pile already separated and ready to go in the washer, they tell you to fuck off.

No one appreciates anything anymore…

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Some Fat Kate Upton
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Puppies VS Slides
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Drunk Mail Man Prank
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Jessica Alba’s Scared Face
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Adele is Too Big for the Big Screen
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5 Reasons Why Masters of Sex is the Best Show
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Joanna Krupa – Bikini
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Angelina Has Nipples Still?!
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Yayaying Rhatha Phongam is Flashing Nipple in this Movie
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Brazilian Family Lives with Tigers
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Fireman Saves Kitten
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Sex Offenders
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101 Best Pics of Celebrity Instagrams
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Doutzen Kroes Lookin’ a Little Beat Up
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Melissa Joan Hart – Big in a a Black Dress
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Joanna Krupa Nipples And Wet Pooch
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This Woman Aims to Fuck 100,000 Men…
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Gangsters Rob a Businessman
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Miley and Britney’s Colab.
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Unexpected Turn Causes Mountain Pile-Up
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Biggest Girl Ever…
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Some UK Reality Show Star in Her Bathing Suit
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I Still Masturbate to Lohan’s Selfies….
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Girls in Sports Bras
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An AMazing Booty…
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I Want to Marry Francesca Eastwood
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Rosie Huntington Whitely See Through
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