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2013

26

Sep

Irina Shayk is Naked Enough for Fashion of the DAy

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Irina Shayk is a great reminder that buying a mail order bride can be an amazing thing if you strike lucky with one of the hot ones, which you usually do, since Russia has a whole lot of really good looking girls with no soul looking for a better life, trying to escape, who don’t have the means to be a next top model and who haven’t been abducted by the human trafficking industry to work on fucking on cam sites….not that girls really have a choice in that…but Irina Shayk must have, because she chose the right dude to be a beard for, and look at her now, getting naked for fashion, like a real model, after being in countless bikini campaigns, including SI Swimsuit…rather than getting naked for perverts like us in a different, more interactive setting, where we can ask her to pee for us…on command…and if she doesn’t…her handler will make sure she doesn’t say no again…

Russia..is a magical place…with a magical people…and Irina Shayk is just one of them….

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2013

26

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian Flashes Her Mom Panties of the Day

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The unfortunate thing with these pics of Kourtney Kardashian flashing her underwear is that you know if only she exposed herself this way in the bedroom, you know with a high school panty-on rule, the Kardasian DNA or Virus, depending on who you ask, wouldn’t have been passed onto a new generation of demon…but a Kardashian keeping on her panties, is a rare fucking thing, so seeing this mom, containing her junk, is probably more for practical purposes, like not scaring us with the scars of childbirth…you know vanity…rather than function…because no fabric is strong enough to contain this polluted garbage…Remember everything they do is staged and for attention…they are the fucking worst..

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2013

26

Sep

Ashley Benson Cameltoe and Fat in Leggings of the DAy

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These hips don’t lie, but they fucking should…

Ashley Benson is one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who decided that instead of getting fit, after being humiliated on the big screen for 50,000 dollars, by broadcasting body, like the other bitches in the movie, she decided to emotionally eat her way through it…and really we can’t blame her, high fructose corn syrup and GMOs, and hormones in the food coupled with marketing to her as a kid, getting her hooked on sugar and fast foods, did….

I guess we should give her some credit for the camel toe, but I think it’s safe to say that the camel toe is just because she’s squeezing into a medium, unable to accept she’s a large…

I am sure this will be hot to at least one of you….with a Kelly Clarkson fetish…

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2013

26

Sep

Nina Agdal in a Swimsuit Video of the DAy

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Nina Agdal is Adam Levine’s penis reject. She also looks like she has Down’s Syndrome, making me thing that either she comes at the right price, with the right level of exposure or name, you know the discount retard work program version….but then I think maybe she’s just the bikini world’s way of saying “Hey Retards can Float Too, we got you covered in all your bikini needs”…you know scouring the world for that one retard with a hot body that the orderly didn’t knock up one night when she escaped the institution….but then I realize…she’s probably not retarded at all and the only thing retarded about her and that forehead, is the choices in dudes she groupies on for fame….not cuz they reject her, but cuz she let him in her…unprotected…

EIther way, this is some fashion video she did that I stole

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2013

26

Sep

Kimberly Garner Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why Kimberly Garner exists, but more importantly, I don’t know why her ass is so fucking awesome…I just know that I am a fan of her in all she does, even if it is fucking garbage, because love is unconditional and love is forever and love is all you need…and even if she gives me nothing in return but a heart full of emptiness, and wall to wall sadness to walk on while I cry, at least she’s doing it in a bikini that’s jacked up her ass and fun in ways I like to see bikinis cut….and my opinion matters…since I’ve been posting bikini pics daily since 2004…that makes me an expert on what works and what doesn’t….it’s like I am could be a bikini designer….but more perverted than the gay designers you know made this…

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2013

26

Sep

Anne Hathaway Fat Thighs in Shorts of the Day

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Anne Hathaway always brings up a lot of debate. People love her, or hate her, but I assume mainly hate her…people think she didn’t deserve her Oscar, while others think her 5 minute part in the movie was so revolutionary because she shaved her head of it and you know shaving your head when a girl is like totally traumatic and proves a commitment to your bullshit roll, you entitled twat….

But the one thing we can all agree on when it comes to Anne Hathaway, is that her thighs are pretty fucking mangled and shitty…do some squats girl…put some effort in…that Oscar doesn’t mean STOP everything cuz you’ve peaked…even if we all know you’ve peaked…

These fitness shoes are telling us a fucking lie…they must belong to Anne Hathaway…her whole career is a fucking lie…

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2013

26

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Bad Twerking in Shorts Pics of the Day

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Yesterday, I posted this Vanessa Hudgens Twerking with her EDM club act that she dropped after she was fat on Spring Breakers…and today the pictures dropped…showcasing that she’s a little tighter bodied…than she was this time last year and that’s a good thing ,but the pantyline…. but more importantly, the airy little treasure trail on her stomach…that you know leads to the squirrel in her pants..reminds us that she’s better in cell phone videos at her events like the nude cell phone pics she took at 17 showcasing her hairy little body…and not in HD….

You see, I like a hairy pussy more than any other pussy because it has more personality…but this shit is just gross…

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2013

26

Sep

Melissa Clarke Naked for Bizarre UK of the Day

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I don’t know what it is about the UK, but they breed trashy girls who are willing to get topless, and I am totally into that, I mean without it, I’d probably never get laid, or see tits, so celebrating these strippers for being anything but strippers, or more than just strippers, makes more and more of them take off their clothes…it is a solid scam…

This one is named Melissa Clarke, she’s a page 3 girl, she’s not all that exciting, but this shoot for Bizarre is kinda fun, and we like topless girls having fun…it’s kinda my thing…

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2013

26

Sep

Bregje Heinen for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Bregje Heinen may have the least attractive name to say, unless you spent some time in Amsterdam with a prostitute named Bregje, which is possible, because apparently it is a common Dutch name, at least according to some Dutch girl I used to have sex with while she was engaged, but she was a liar, so you can’t really believe anything she said, except maybe for the anal, that shit was real…literally…

That said, Bregje Heinen is amazing…it’s too bad Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and now own her, and will destroy all the awesome she could have been, because that’s what happens when you sell your soul to the evil empire…devil…who probably made you in a lab and slowly released you to the world to make you seem legit…

Trust no one..

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2013

26

Sep

UK Reality Stars You Don’t Give a Fuck About in a Bikini of the Day

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If you have ever though that you couldn’t care any less about two bitches in a bikini…this is about to prove that you could in fact care less about two bitches in a bikini…

They are UK reality stars you’ve probably never heard of, and if you have heard of them, you probably hate them, and seeing them half naked is alright, but it really just doesn’t matter in any way possible and you’re probably better off jerking off to your ex girlfriend’s Facebook vacation pics with her new boyfriend, who she’s engaged to, having the time of her life, while you’re sitting in your shitty house, exhausted, buried in credit card debt, jerking off to her pics, because even they would be better than these girls…but only because tears make a good lube…while thee girls keep things dry.

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