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2013

27

Sep

Hot Granny Dance of the Day

Here’s a gyrating old lady doing the Miley Cyrus…and I know you’ll like it…because she’s still got a heart beat, even if she’s only got a heart bit for a few more months, because she’s old as fuck, cuz a heart beat is all you really need, you sicko…who isn’t quite as sick as the guy who doesn’t need a heartbeat…this is the kind of thing that should make you want to volunteer at the Old Folks home for sexual reasons…

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

Sep

Ireland and Alec Baldwin Spin Together of the Day

I am probably the only person who doesn’t seem to care that Ireland Baldwin’s dad was exposed for calling her a dirty little pig when she was 10 and he was going through a divorce with her mom…because I don’t think it is really a big deal, and I guess either does Ireland as she takes over the internet with her instagram that one could say stems from having Daddy issues, but probably has more to do with being a rich Hollywood raised 17 year old who is starting to get a ton of male attention and is probably liking it because for her entire life she was the tall awkward girl even her dad treated like shit….because here she is in SPIN class with him which makes her suggestive hip swaying way more wrong that they already were to look at and imagine riding you as a bike…you see she’s 17 dude…chill the fuck out…her birthday is in a month, let her legalize first…..yo…

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2013

27

Sep

Kelly Ripa Pulling Down Her Underwear on TV of the Day


I don’t really know what this Kelly Ripa, old face, hot body, mom of a dozen thanks to Mexican sperm, who drank the soul of REGIS to carry on another 100 years…is up to, but anything that involves a girl in boys underwear that she’s pulling down on TV, no matter who the person wearing said underwear is, works for me…in fact I encourage it….good job Kelly Ripa, thanks for reminding us you live…

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Posted in:Kelly Ripa

2013

27

Sep

Helena Christensen Old Model in Bra of the Day

Helena Christensen is the old as fuck model who still has it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of – pic of the day…

This is a new feature here at DrunkenStepfather.com that may be a little too specific to every do again, so take it in while you can….because when it comes to old as fuck models who still have it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…Helena Christensen is the only one who matters…

I mean she’s been doing this close to 4 decades and still is exciting to look at…I may or may not be in love.

Posted in:Helena Christensen

2013

27

Sep

Sharon Stone Old Hard Nipples of the Day


She may be old as fuck, but she’s still got nipples and that’s more than Angelina Jolie can say for herself….yes that was an Amputate your Tits before you get breast cancer joke…even though Breast cancer is not a joke..if anything it fucks with my business…and either are Sharon Stone’s nipples even if Sharon Stone is a bit of a joke…being old as fuck, yet still rocking’ no underwear like this was Basic Instinct…interesting hustle…

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Posted in:Sharon Stone

2013

27

Sep

Ariana Grande Does the Naughty School Girl of the Day

I don’t know anything about Ariana Grande, other than that she’s some child star who is making it as a singer, for whatever reason, who they are packaging as a wholesome and respectable girl, who you know is anything but wholesome and respectable because she’s an aspiring star in Hollywood in her 20s….who like all other aspiring stars in their 20s…are just puppets being packaged by big business to make everyone money….and in their private life are totally into drugs, sex and good times, like everyone else…so this School girl pick…is just that…naughty…and not really girl being wholesome…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz a decade ago I used to have sex with a school girl who would skip school to have sex…I mean she was 18…and 16 is legal here…so it was a totally innocent and loving exchange that was hot as fuck…and like an acid trip, this is the flashback…

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2013

27

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


The early bird may catch the worm…but the late bird catches drug addiction, STIs, unwanted pregnancy, a life of disappointment and if she’s lucky, scabies…and for some reason being a late bird, although not as well put together or nice smelling, seems like a lot more more fun…

I was around a few late birds last night, until late, unfortunately, things peaked at watching them grind each other as they ate french fries at some shitty diner to old french country music…

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I’ll Watch Miley Grind of Mascot all Day Everyday
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Babes Bending at the Waist
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Kanye Doesn’t Like Kimmel and It is Funny
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Her Name is Kendra Perez and SHe’s in a Bikini
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100 Jaggerbombs – Domino
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Vanilla Vice Trolls Miley Cyrus
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Paulina Gretzky Instagram Tour
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The Funniest Moments on Breaking Bad
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Elephant Cleans head with Broom
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Pulp Fiction in 60 Seconds
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Sugar in Everyday Food – Good to Know
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Ultimate in Cat Fails…
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Hot, young and naked…this is the best student job ever….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Why isn’t there a video game where you fist a girl until she shits all over the place, and the more weight in shit that project out of her ass, the higher score you get? I would play that all day…but instead I am forced to do it in person instead…

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Rumer Willis Butchers Miley’s New Song
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Farrah Abraham’s Hot Ass for Her Sex Toy Line
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Kaley Cuoco is Engaged
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26 Pics of People Kissing Badly….
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Paulina Gretzky Bikini Pics
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Sluts Eating Hot Dogs
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The First Avengers Teaser
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11 Celeb Dopplegangers
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Jordan Carver and Her Big Boobs
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Haylie Duff Teaches You How to Eat
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Some Big Titty Model Dressed Like Jessica Rabbit Harassing Nerds Wearing Latex
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Justin Bieber Mocking Homeless Dudes Addicted to Crack with Bald People
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Anna Kendrick is on Set
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Some No Name Model Named Anett Griffel
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Miley Trapped Liam Hemsworth with a Fake Pregnancy…Like All Girls Do..
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Paris Hilton’s Awful New Music Video….That I DOn’t Want to Promote
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Sandwich Shop Prank Shocks Customers…
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Best NEws Bloopers of Septemnber
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How To Pretend to Work at Work
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Kourtney Kardashian An Illegitimate Panty Upksirt
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Melissa Gorga Thinks Husbands Should Rape Their Wives
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Twerking Granny
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Pics of Redneck Innovation
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Some Girl Named Constance Marie’s Black Panties
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Some Russian Model Topless in VAGA Magazine
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Some Heather Graham Nudes from a Movie…
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This Giant Snatch Makes Little Girls Cry
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Courtney Stodden’s Clown Tits Go Shopping
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The Director of The Canyons Callin’ Out Lohan for Sucking…
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Girls You Can’t See Cock Teasing
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Yay! That Russian Flesh Eating Street Drug that Leaves Addicts Getting High with Bones Exposed Has Made it to America!!
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Luisa Zissman Big Cleavage
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Nick Carter Won’t Blame Paris for Cocaine
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Megan in See Through Lingerie
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I’d Smoke Meth With This Chick
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3 Teachers who Took Things TOo Far
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This is the Costume of the Year….
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Driver Gets Instant Karma
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Go Pro Fireman Saving Kitten
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Friendly Neighbor Dispute
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Ashley Greene in Workout Clothes…
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Hollywood Mom Watch
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Paris Hilton Offered Sabrina the Teenage Witch Coke…not Cock…Shocker…
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Sofia Vergara in a Tight Dress
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Some Babe Stripping Out of Some Red Dress…Hotness
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Theif Learns a Lesson
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Hot Interactive Pizza Delivery Video
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Ashley Tisdale See Thru in a Shitty Dress
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Gracie Carvalho for Victoria’s Secret
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Her Name is Skyley Parker and She’s Amazing, Busty, and Half Naked on the Beach….
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A Lot of Hot Fucking Booty
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Clint Eastwood’s Son is a Sorority Girl’s Wet Dream…and He Knows It…
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The Best Version of The Final Countdown Ever
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Miley’s Shitty Camera Jumps Up to 80,000 Dollars on EBAY
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Dogs VS BAth
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Billions of Girls Getting Naked For You…For Free..Naked..For Free…Best Date Ever…
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Nasty Fat Chick Covered in Disgusting
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Riding a Mechanical Bull in a Mini SKirt
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Weird Shit on Webcam
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This is a Nasty Ass Litereally..
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Asian Girls VS Animal Shit
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Babes in Thigh High Socks
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Really Big Tits
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Cam Girl Stick Inanimate Objects in Her
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Cam Girl Has Phone Sex at the Saem Time – What Can’t She Do
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This Cam Girl has an INNY Vagina
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Sep

Dina Lohan’s Possible Pantyless Upskirt of the Day

I don’t thing this is actually a pantyless up skirt of Dina Lohan because if it was, I wouldn’t be posting it, I’d be either trying to figure out the many folds of her old dead cunt, or celebrating the broken down labia that made Lindsay…or dead from achieving all I set out to achieve in life….probably while crying…because this is some rancid and horrible shit…that for some reason I would find glorious…

I do think this is just old fat thighs, and old fat ass, covering up old dead vagina, even though it could use the publicity like it was a decade ago…

Posted in:Dina Lohan

2013

26

Sep

Posing with a stepGIRL with Headblade of the Day

For those of you who wanted more of me to masturbate to, your dreams have been answered…you know put a little mask to these words you get boners for…because I posed with my girl MACBUD in a shoot by Julien Archambeault …with a hairy mask and a dream motherfuckers..a dream I could stare into this #stepGIRLS sheer panties til the end of fucking time…

We’re posing with HEADBLADE …because we like head…blade…dripping off our faces…

I’m talking about the pre-shave, shave, and after shave creams…you pervert…

HEADBLADE … makes being a balding awkward dude far cooler..cuz girls actually find a shaved head hotter than the pedophile receding / thinning hairline you’re rocking…

So do it for the girls, and maybe they’ll let you see your vagina like they were a #stepGIRL…but I doubt it…hot fucking times…

If you’re bald or balding, or if you know someone who is bald or balding GET THIS because Rosie Huntington Whitely likes shaved heads…and this makes shaved heads easy to have…

Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS