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2013

23

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some weekends involve getting girls to tell you what number they are on the vagina charts:

Other weekends involve you telling girls what number they are on the vagina chart…because you have a better vantage point with your tongue fully penetrating them…

I am going to assume your weekend had nothing to do with interacting with girls…but the good news is I don’t care about your weekend…I am too busy washing the fishy smell off mine…

Here are some morning links…

Worst Emmy Speech Ever…
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Here’s your Lex Luthor…
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10 Bike Fail Gifs..
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Some Hot Fuckin’ Girls in Some Hot Fucking Clothes…
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Some Big Fucking Tits…
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10 Worst Dressed Girls at the Emmy…
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Kate Upton is a Flip Cup Pro…with a Gut
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What if You Stopped Sleeping
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Lucy Hale in Self Magazine
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Some Import Model of the Day….
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Daft Punk Get Lucky Mario Paint Cover….
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Millions..maybe even Billions of Babes all Naked and Shit…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with being an old as fuck borderline pervert is that when you fuck with 20 year old girls…there’s a chance that when you meet their mom’s in passing when they are trying to piss off her parents…that you’ve fucked her before…forcing you to do the math to make sure your new girlfriend isn’t your accident you were never told about…making the whole thing erotic, confusing, disgusting, and amazing…it’s like shit Mrs, didn’t we meet at a KRS ONE concert in 1995?…the good news is you can always Deny til you Die….

On that note…Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Louis CK On Cell Phones
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The Spice Girls Used to Tongue Each Other
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19 Celebrities and Their Pornstar Dopplegangers
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Courtney Stodden’s Novelty Tits are Funny
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17 Pics You Need to Really Look at to Understand…
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Some Hungarian Babe
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Mily Cyrus Pantsless
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Girl Boxing Tit Slip
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Emmanuelle Chriqui in Tight Jeans!
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Stephen King Hates Kubrick’s The Shinning
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Today in Natalie Portman in a TUbe Top
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Some Hot Slut Named Alesha
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Izabel Goulart is in a Tight Dress and Amazing…
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I’d Like To Do More Than Kiss Sophie’s Ass
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Britney Spears is Probably a Retard
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Selena Gomez Sultry….
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Guy Hammers With BAre Hands
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Tank
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The6 Worst Characters on TV
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Emily Ratajkowski All Famous and Shit…
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Dresses That Never Looked Happier
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Courtney Stodden’s Ass Looks Pretty Beat Up. I Wonder Why
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Cate Blanchett Directing her First Movie
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Lucy Hale in Self
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This Truck Doesn’t GIve a FUck
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Selena Gomez Looking Busty and Slutty in Concert
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The Worst Scarlett Johansson Pic You Will See Today
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Today in WTF Pics
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Some Chick Named Daria Protsenko Topless and Hot
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PUG VIDEO OF THE DAY! I LOVE PUGS
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Amy Markham’s Got Serious TIts
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Hot Bitches from the Past
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Billy Ray Cyrus. Parenting FAIL!
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In Case You Missed it Here’s a DrunkenStepfather Photoshoot
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5 Dogs a Cat and a Duck Come for Food
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I want to Bang Charlize Theron Like SHe Banged Everyone in Hollywood to Get Where she IS
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Bearded John Hamm
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Alexa Vega Big Tits
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So Many Hot as Fuck Redheads
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I Love Gene Simmon’s Daughter’s Fat Ass
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagram Pics of the Week
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Gisele Bundchen’s Tight Dress
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Pornstarification
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Dina Lohan is Gonna Lose Her House – But At Least They Won’t Take Her Dignity…
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Natasha Barnard in Lingerie
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Slutty Girls in Slutty Clothes…at the Only Clothing Store You Can Jerk Off To…Cuz of the Nipples….
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So Many Girls Getting Down on Cam!
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Biker Eats His Wife’s Tampon….
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Some Shitty Lesbians
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Some Hot Busty Chick….Being Hot and Busty
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Japanese Fisting!
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Who Ordered the Ass Platter
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Blonde in the Changing Room
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Remy Lacroix’s Aweosme Ass Doing Yoga Nude
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Indian Girls Bathing…
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Big Vagina of the Day
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Huge Cam Tits
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Weird Boob Flash
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Sep

Ariel Rebel and the stepGIRLS Hot in American Apparel of the Day

We got a few of our amazing stepGIRLS and Ariel Rebel together for a photoshoot at Notorious Barbershop….where I didn’t technically get to shave any legs or vaginas…but I did with my fucking mind…

The girls are wearing the ALWAYS HOT SHEER AND EROTIC AMERICAN APPAREL ….and very little else…

It was a hot hot night I still masturbate to…and here are some of the pics…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

20

Sep

Miranda Kerr Supporting her “Husband” of the Day

The story is that Miranda Kerr is supporting her Husband, Orlando Bloom’s Broadway Debut, like she actually cares about Orlando Bloom, and their marriage, because apparently, at least according to a few insiders I know, she’s a total cunt, and she fucks all kinds of dudes, and the whole marriage was a stepping stone and a marketing play for the Victoria’s Secret people, until she got cocky with getting the cock…from some very high profile tweens, so they had to fire her…but it’s all rumorrs right, rumours I totally believe…a hell of a lot more than her going to actually support her man…who I hear she never even sees…

Don’t believe the lies the media is feeding you, believe the guy who calls himself DrunkenStepfather….

TO SEE PICS OF THIS HOOKER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

20

Sep

Broken Arm Arm Wrestler Breaks Other Arm of the Day

If the sound of bones snapping grosses you out…you may not want to watch this..

If the sound of bones snapping on a girl already in cast makes you laugh because it reminds you how idiotic people can be…you may want to watch this…because the comedy in this shit is gold if you have the stomach to handle the sound of this fail…

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

Sep

Helen Flanagan for NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is really taking this Glamour Model shit seriously…In case you don’t follow Helen Flanagan’s career, she was a TV star on some syndicated UK show, and decided “shit this TV thing is boring, real girls with big tits, do lad mags, date soccer players and are loved by the the UK reality TV scene”…which for some reason seemed more strategic for her, which works for me, because like every girl who is under 23, she’s got huge tits, thanks to hormones in the food, and huge tits, especially when posted like this…are good times…I assume her play is to be the next Kate Upton, you know another fat girl who isn’t quite fat yet, getting paid and masturbated to by many, and I guess I like that hustle…enough to post it….even if I am more into her booty…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

20

Sep

Bregje Heinen in Some Lingerie for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

The fascinating thing about Bregje Heinen is that she looks so good even though trying to pronounce her name sounds so fucking bad…like an old Jewish lady chocking on a bagel with no water to wash it down screaming for help…with more whining, vomiting, and throat clearing, but really like all girls I fuck with, they don’t actually have names….other the ones I give them to catalog them based on how good they look naked…but hanging with her you’d still have to hear Bregje Heinen all the fucking time, so it’s better to just look at her in pics….seriously…better…almost amazing better…

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2013

20

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Catalog Round Up of the Day

Karlie Kloss, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and the one who was rumored to have banged Bieber…the one engaged to Maroon 5…and one who I assume dated Leonardo Dicaprio…did what they do and stripped down into their underwear like they are paid to do…like strippers with more legitimacy in society…and here are the pics…

The funny thing in all this is that these are just scans from the catalog, that you could have seen if you are still on the mailing list getting the catalog, or more importantly still masturbating to the Victoria’s Secret catalog despite all the porn available to you, which in and of itself is weird as fuck…but here’s the september catalog like it matters anyway…cuz I’ll look at half naked girls, who are paid millions and photoshopped, to give me unrealistic expectations from other girls…who will undoubtedly disappoint me when they get naked because they aren’t bikini models…..if you know what I mean…

CLICK MORE TO SEE ALL THE PICS…There’s 100 of them…I posted the whole fucking catalog yo’…

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Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

20

Sep

Lea Michele’s Sad Face of the Day

I am a firm believer that when the man you are going to fake marry for the sake of publicity for the show you are on together dies of a heroin overdose…you aren’t allowed to smile ever again.

Unless you’re happy he died, because it has allowed you to be the “Rihanna” in the relationship and next level your shit with the sympathy card.

I mean I guess this post should really be focused on whether she was born with a penis, as her face would suggest, but I am more into calling out an actor, who lies for a living, caught in her motherfucking lie…

That’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it, I’ve already said too much.

TO SEE PICS OF THIS WIDOW IN TRAINING WEARING SHORT SHORTS SHOWING OFF LEGS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lea Michele

2013

20

Sep

Lea Michele’s Sad Face of the Day

I am a firm believer that when the man you are going to fake marry for the sake of publicity for the show you are on together dies of a heroin overdose…you aren’t allowed to smile ever again.

Unless you’re happy he died, because it has allowed you to be the “Rihanna” in the relationship and next level your shit with the sympathy card.

I mean I guess this post should really be focused on whether she was born with a penis, as her face would suggest, but I am more into calling out an actor, who lies for a living, caught in her motherfucking lie…

That’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it, I’ve already said too much.

TO SEE PICS OF THIS WIDOW IN TRAINING WEARING SHORT SHORTS SHOWING OFF LEGS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lea Michele