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2013

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m napping…but if you’re looking for insight…remember this…fisting is the universal language…it is always understood…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE

The Funniest Pumpkins You’ll See This Year
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Adrienne Bailon Thickness in a Swimsuit…
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Banksy is Getting Lazy….
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A Lot of Hot Redheads
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Amazing Ghetto Glamour Shots
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Gangsta’s Paradise Acoustic – Because Why Not…
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Katie Holmes in Pantyhose
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Sandra Bullock in a Dress Re-Living her Oscar Performance with a Black Baby of her Own
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The Chick Says She’s Insecure About Her Body
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19 GIFs of Boobs Getting Squeezed
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Kendall Jenner 17 Year Old Selfies
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Farrah Abraham is Forever Dumb….
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Topless Girl from Homeland…
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10 People Walk of Fame Stars that are Less Deserving than Kim Kardashian
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Rihanna Gets her Maori Tattoo
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Krysten Ritter Hot Enough Ass in Jeans
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Luisa Zissman No Panty Pussy Lip Upskirt
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Some Chick Named Penny Mathis…Lookin’ Hot
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Arianny Celeste Getting Titties Rubbed
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Helen Flanagan Bikini Body….
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Best Halloween News Bloopers
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Lisa Rinna Pokies!!
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Kate Hudson Legs…
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Haunted House Cancels Naked and Afraid Challenge
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Business As Usual For The Kardashians
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Pig Nosed Lady Gaga
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Japanese Squid Meal that Fights Back when you Eat It..
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The Best Acapella Tracks from Classic Songs….
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Candice Swanepoel in a Hot VIdeo
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Archer Top Gun Danger Zone Remix….
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Some Bitch Named Eliza Doolittle
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Creepy Girl Reading Taylor Swift Lyrics..
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Steve Carell Produced Comedy is Happening…
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Lindsay Arnold in Booty Shorts…
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How Animals See the World
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Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
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Khloe Kardashian Has NEVER Looked Better
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Pumpkin Carving Tricks
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12 Gangster Cars with Cartoon Themes
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Hayden Panettiere – Leather Pants…Stinky Pussy….Huge Engagement Ring
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The Amazing O Faces of Nymphomaniac
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Take the Romantic Celebrity Survey
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hard Masturbation…
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Sha Rizel is Nude and Has Big Tits….
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Blonde Taking Selfies….
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Black Girls Going at Themselves….
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Weird Masturbation
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Blonde Girl with Hot Tits
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Naked Chicks Riding Bikes
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Long Lips…
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Lesbians!!!
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Close Up Spread
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More Lesbians
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Some Hot Amateur….
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Hot Fucking Girls Fucking Girls
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NAKED BITCHES…….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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2013

10

Oct

Luisa Zissman Nipple Dress of the Day

Luisa Zissman wore a pretty entertaining dress to the Bad Grandpa premiere…a dress we can all agree she knew was totally see through…but when you’re claim to fame is unknown to the general public and the fact you are even at a premiere is a big deal and a great photo op…you sure as fuck better make it count…and what better way than to show the world your nipples…I mean I could think of a few…from getting fucked on the red carpet…to being carried nude by midgets…but nipples is the classic move that can be played off as totally accidental…when nothing is accidental…especially when she probably stared at herself in the mirror for hours before leaving the house…

She’s not hot, but I still approve of her..

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Posted in:Luisa Zissman|NSFW

2013

10

Oct

stepINTERVIEW with Excited Reporter Kissing Cardinals Fan of the Day

Her name is …and she’s getting some press today because she kissed or tried to kiss a reporter after a Cardinals game live on air….

Since we are Facebook friends and I have asked her for nude pics in the past…I decided to ask her 5 questions to make this video have that much more substance…

Here are 5 Questions with Ashuri


1- Do Baseball games always excite you this much and is that why your hair is red?

Anything involving balls excites me. The red hair is a happy coincidence.


2 – Is this the first time you’ve tried to kiss a reporter live on TV?

Actually I kissed two others last night, but our hometown reporter Martin Kilcoyne actually shoved me so I stopped face raping people


3 – Do you kiss strangers often? Or only when there is a camera crew around?

Cameras or not, I couldn’t pass up “Guy Junker”


4- What would you do on camera if the Cardinals went to the World Series?

Almost as much as I would do if the Blues brought home the Cup


5 – Describe your best kiss in 10 words or less.

I love kissing when there are balls on my chin!


6- When can we expect a sex tape to take this 5 minutes of fame to the Kardashian level?

I prefer Paris Hilton’s tape

There you have it…Drunkenstepfather.com Going directly to the source….

Posted in:stepINTERVEW

2013

10

Oct

Cameron Russell for H&M of the Day

Cameron Russell is some model who thinks she has more to offer the world than just modelling because modelling is some vapid brainless bullshit….

She studied political science and economics but I guess this modelling shit is just a means to an end…take the money that you can…because it is an easy way to make money…while building a platform for her purpose…

Here’s her rant about being superficial…doing Ted….cuz she’s so smart…when she might as just stick to modelling….because she looks good and I prefer looking at her….that listening to her….

In her world, looks are everything, and this intellectual stance…is just boring…even if it was interesting…because it’s not her half naked…but these pics are….

I don’t hate her or her hustle, in fact I want to write her love songs and encourage her attempt to try to be more than just a model…because while she does that…she still models…

Posted in:Cameron Russell

2013

10

Oct

Coffee Mug Smack Cam of the Day

I don’t know if this is some hip hop Smack Cam video…you know the shit that’s become an internet sensation…or just a couple of hick kids who don’t like to fuck around with fists when they can just throw down with massive coffee mugs…I just know it’s funny…

Posted in:Videos

2013

10

Oct

Ginta Lapina for La Senza of the Day

Ginta Lapina is another Latvian model…because apparently, Latvia is where the hottest fucking girls are created…in some weird Cold War era lab…I call the international human trafficking trade…where the low level babes get sent to webcam duty and the hot tall ones get jobs walking the runway…or modelling lingerie….

The only downer is that even at 23, she’s married to some 50 year old billionaire thug who beats up other billionaires in night clubs in New York…but avoids jail time because billionaire thugs can afford good lawyers…and I am sure their relationship is based on love…I mean poor Latvian girls don’t care about uber-American wealth…they are a simple people…and I guess billionaire 50 year olds…don’t care about looks…or having a trophy wife…let’s face it…the world is based on using each other….

Here she is modelling for local giants turned Victoria’s Secret…La Senza…

Posted in:Ginta Lapina

2013

10

Oct

Adrienne Bailon in a Bathing Suit for a Charity of the Day

I only make fun of celebrities…because I think everyday girls who don’t necessarily aspire to be famous…and even if they do aspire to be famous but aren’t famous…are ok…even if they are awkwardly shaped…it’s the ones who make millions off their shit that make me mad…

That’s the general misconception the lesbians don’t understand about what I do…I tear apart bitches who have won the lottery…I don’t hit instagram and tell off everyday girls and make fun of their GUNTS, or their Sloppy tits, or their cellulite ass…because they aren’t marketed as being perfect celebrities or reaping the rewards…

So despite this Adrienne Bailon having a wikipedia, she’s in her 30s, and pretty much probably makes less money than you for her “celebrity”…slotting her into a normal…at a charity…in a bathing suit…and we like charitable people helping the world…especially when it requires stripping down and getting wet…

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Posted in:Adrienne Bailon|SFW

2013

10

Oct

Shane van der Westhuizen for Bon Prix Lingerie of the Day

I have absolutely no idea who Shane van der Westhuizen or where she is from…I even took the time to google her because otherwise I couldn’t call myself a journalist…something I take very seriously…and even have business cards made up so everyone I know knows…because calling myself a blogger is just embarrassing and makes me feel like a tween…but more importantly, because based on mainstream media, being a journalist requires no skills, something I feel confident I have…because confidence in winning at losing is still confidence girls who only like guys with confidence…it’s not some down on your luck cry for attention I’m a pussy situation..but rather..I know I suck, why are you here humouring me with this….

Either way, she’s done FHM, she’s generic hot, from South Africa, with big tits, and a silly name, and sometimes that’s all you really need…Shane van der Westhuizen, I’m a fan…

Posted in:Shane van der Westhuizen

2013

10

Oct

Shay Mitchell in Some Hot Shoot of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some actress from some show called Pretty Little Liars…she is from Canada, which would be more exciting for me if Canada was actual the way Americans interpret it, you know a small village where we all know each other, and get together in our igloos for the yearly seal hunt…that always ends in some beaver pelt trading…maple syrup eating…all set to the sounds of Avril Lavigne, Nickelback and Celine Dion…because if that was the case, I would know this girl, and probably have at least one illegitimate kid with her…because Canada also has deadbeat dads….

She’s very fucking lovely…at least in this photoshoot. I’m not sure where it is fun, but I’m a fan…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2013

10

Oct

Lena Dunham Milks her Mother of the Day

Lena Dunham may be a talented writer, she may have great concepts and a great sense of humour, but the fact remains that she is disgusting and if her parents were not in the New York art scene and she wasn’t some little rich kid hipster with a trust fund, the only people who would be reading her writing would be her cats and maybe her vibrator…or even some socially awkward dude who probably raped at least one person because getting with her requires sexual deviance….but that’s not the lottery ticket she was given…the lottery ticket she was given involved getting her projects funded and sold…and she became figurehead for ugly chicks to think it’s ok to be ugly, and that you’ll get on TV if you’re ugly, thanks to this whole anti-Cyberbullying bullshit…to make the losers feel like winners…even though society was built on survival of the fittest…

Here she is with her mother, or what you’d expect her mother to look like, if you didn’t know that her mother is some well connected Kris Jenner who made Lena Dunham exist, probably out of guilt for the nuclear meltdown that was her and her husbands genetic incompatibility

Posted in:Lena Dunham