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2013

13

Sep

Kelly Brook Does the Selfie of the Day

I guess Kelly Brook’s taking selfies is funny because it reminds me that no one wants to take pics of her…but she wants her pics taken even though she looks a bit like a mom in her 40s at the day spa because that’s what her husband got her last Valentine’s Day and the coupon is about to expire.

I mean, she’s like all the other Instagram is her agency girls..only she also releases self-produced calendars…trying to make us all think she matters..when all that really matters when it comes to her is her tits.

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2013

13

Sep

The Naked Trainer Video of the Day

This Sam Jones chick is insane…

She has a Youtube series of her doing random things but this one is by far the best. She recruited some naked trainer from Craigslist, let him in her house, and shit is starting to get buzz around the internet, because it’s so fucking weird, awkward, but she handles herself so well through it…and if you don’t care about hearing her talk, you can always stare at her big tits in some leotard…doing fitness moves..cuz if you’re perverted enough, and you are, anything can be made pornographic…

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something about sleeping through another cocaine fueled party with stepGIRLS and Sybians…that makes me question whether I am a real man…It’s Friday the 13th…this was my bill at the coffee show…spooky evil shit…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Big Boobs!
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Chainsaw Prank
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Kelly Brook’s Titties
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I Want to Have Sex with Eliza Coupe
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Some Tyra Banks Bullshit
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Screaming Goat Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Video
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Demi Moore is Doing her Ex Boyfriend’s Dad
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Top 10 Segway Fails
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Man Uses His Bare Hands to Hammer Nails
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Street Sign of the Day
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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2013

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

This is what I was doing last night…

Oh and this…

Let’s hope tonight is better….and while I figure that out…here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Courtney Stodden is a Pile of Fake Tit Trash
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The Most Offenstive Fox News Moments
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Throwback Kate Gosselin Bikini Pics
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Jessica Alba is a Milf
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Carson Daly For the Today Show Is Hilarious
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Some Slut Named Claudia Getting Wet
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Julia Roberts LIVES
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Katherine Heigl is a Pig
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Crazy Body Hair
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Guy Catches Fish With his Hair
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Slutty Redheads
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What Great Tits Brittny Gastineau Thanks For Showing Them Off
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Weird Japanese Commercials
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Some Chick Named Adele in a See Through
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Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day
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Awesome Hip Exercises
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Brittny Gastineau Drunk See Through Whore
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Stacy Keibler’s Awesome Dress
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Miranda Kerr – MILF
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Miley Cyrus Talking About Being Naked…Or Some Shit
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10 Ways To Tell You’re Drunk Right Now
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Holy Fuck, This Bitche’s Tits Will Crush You
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Kelly Madison in a Sheer Top
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Kate Middleton’s AMazing Post Baby Body
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The 50 Beer Funnel
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Pee Wee Touchdown Run
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Stephanie Cook in a Bikini
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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Rihanna Rockin’ The Cock
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Sydney Leathers Really Wants Your Attention
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Jodie Marsh in Some Hot GIFS….
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Daria Protsenko Nipples!
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Megan McKenzie – Model
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Jenny McCarthy is Garbage
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The Nic Cage Miley is AMazing
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Its’ Not Porn it’s HBO
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Nursery Rhymes are Horrible
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18 Memorable Al Bundy Quotes
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Lauren Prepon is Returning to Orange is the New Black for an Episode…Who Cares
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Insert Penis And Paris Hilton Joke Here –>
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Squirrel Eating a Carrot
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Police Beat a Woman Bad
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10 Girls With Guns
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1995 Charlize Theron Playboy
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Gwen Stefani Pregnant Tits
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This Britney Promo pic is Hilarious….photoshopped…but she’s got good cleavage..
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The World’s Most Destructive Tsunamis
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Dude Gets Escorted Out of a Store
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Some Miley Twerking Awesomeness…
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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Big Tits – Asshole Twerk
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Riding a Dildo
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Young Lesbian Sex
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Strap On Lesbians
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Chick Fucking a Weird Wooden Statue
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Awesome GIFs
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The Most Hardcore Clip of the Day….
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Brazilian Couple Sex on the Beach
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Sep

Nicolas Cage Miley Cyrus Will Turn You On of the Day

I am pretty sure this is the best thing that happened on the internet this year…I am not too sure it’s all that good for you and your sex life though…because being oddly turned on by this may fuck up masturbating to real porn, or even banging a regular hooker, unless she’s Nicolas Caged…not that you have sex…or have ever had sex…and your masturbation has ventured into far weirder, darker places…

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood Feeding a Squirrel McDonald’s of the Day

She’s already got naked in Playboy numerous times at 18, I mean that was the foundation of why she matters. She’s dated the most robotic Dick Clark close with a a lot of reach. She hosted a show that catered to loser nerds who could jerk off to her naked pics while planning their weddings, or sculpting her vagina replica with their model paste leaving her few options to stay relevant and matter…so that’s gotta be why this Sara Underwood trash is feeding a Squirrel what looks like a McDonald’s fry…Get the PETA motherfuckers mad…make some noise…that’s what

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2013

12

Sep

Motorcycle Cam of the Day

Nothing like some clever camera work to let us experience a motorbike ride from the right angle..

The only problem with all this is that I have seen one hot biker chick in my entire life….so I am not sure they actually exist, the one time I saw blonde hair flowing in the wind that I thought a biker bitch had potential, she turned out to be a he…and the rest of the biker babes I’ve seen have been fat and serious lesbian…the kind who use dolphin shaped dildos and probably wanted to rip my testicles off just because I had testicles…and penis is their biker bitch enemy…but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna take every single bump she hits in….cuz the fact this video exists is funny to me.

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Sep

Chrissy Teigen Titty for Twitter of the Day

This picture makes me laugh, because Chrissy Teigen has been trying so fucking hard to be famous for the last few years. From being engaged to some Grammy winning musician, to scamming her way onto the pages of SI, to hustling twitter harder than an attention seeking tween…but nothing’s really worked out for her…she’s still just the Wifey only a handful of people give a fuck about…and a few other people stare at when pics come along….

So she’s taken a page out of the Emily Ratajkowski’s hustle, because it worked for Emily Ratajkowski, because Emily Ratajkowski has a bit of fucking vision and substance and figured out the formula early on…not to mention she’s hotter, not a bottom feeder and consistent in her delivery…you know doing things she liked doing, not scared to be naked, and boom she’s gone viral…

Something Chrissy Teigen obviously thinks is can bull off and that maybe it will change things for her…but the fact is..no one really fucking cares…she should just get knocked up and gold dig like she’s supposed to.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|NSFW

2013

12

Sep

Natalie Dormer For Esquire of the DAy


She’s some 31 year old from Game of Thrones and she;’s looking kinda hot…even if she’s from the UK and statistically not hot…the photographer managed to pull it together for her in a way her virgin nerds fans who watch Game of Thrones will be able to jerk off to her, even if they had no problem jerking off to her in her sci/fi fantasy hustle, because let’s face it, that’s kinda what virgin look for in a girl…because sci/fi fantasy is all they know or care about…..

I know Game of Thrones is mainstream as shit and suburbanites watch the shit too, but when it comes to Fantasy, it’s alway more fun to single out the virgins…

Posted in:Natalie Dormer

2013

12

Sep

Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day


Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who was a big deal in Australia apparently, before her team decided they should make her a big deal in America and landed her on some show called The Vampire Diaries, that I have never seen, but assume a lot of you weirdos have probably masturbated to, because vampires speak to two demographics, teens and fucking weirdos…

She posted a bikini pic of herself, it’s not all that exciting, but it reminds me that Australian girls, even when they are bratty celebrity cunts, are still awesome, from the accent to the beer drinking, Australia is just hot bitches who don’t act or know they are hot, because they are all hot, except maybe the skin cancer white trash trailer park dwellers with fake tits…but they don’t count, they are too busy making babies with various baby daddies…

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