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2013

04

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s today’s philosophical question:

If a bikini model, who makes millions of dollars, puts on a bikini in her spare time, does she make a sound?

I’m going with yes, she totally makes a sound and I don’t mean the sound of her mom pussy flapping in the wind now that her labia aren’t taped down like they are in her pro shoots, I am talking a multi million dollar making body half naked….for free…this is like when hookers get too beat up to collect pay only without all the negative energy….

Yes, I just said that.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

04

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pics of the Day

If you care what George Clooney pussy that is no long George Clooney pussy and that was only George Clooney pussy for a very short period of time, probably while a lot of other pussy, and maybe even some man pussy, because actors are narcissists who love themselves and fuck anything that feeds their ego, not to mention it’s a pretty fucking gay profession, even if they are marketed as men’s men…remember Rock Hudson, that motherfucker died of AIDS and it wasn’t from fucking hot dirty whores…it was from taking it in the pooper…

Never believe what they tell you….

But definitely believe that this ass looks pretty good in a bikini, it’s not as hair or fat as most Italian widows I know, you know since her opportunist ass, the one in this bikini, lost her potential husband / meal ticket, when Clooney fired her….

Who cares. Seriously.

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2013

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With the news of Ariel Castro hanging himself, I am forced to celebrate the life of one pervert abductor with my own pervert abductor story…and it goes like this…

So I met a girl in a bar…I’m just kidding, I don’t abduct, knock up, abort girls and lock them in my basement, I just tell them I will because more often than not, it excites them, compels them, and makes them want to fuck….I’m not even joking…it turns out the creepier the shit you say to a girl…the more she goes along with it…at least the girls I fraternize with…

Here are some morning links….

Some Hot Model in Leather
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Some Man Caves
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Kristen Stewart Does Skrillex
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Awkward Game Show!
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Hot Army Chick
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Frasier’s PDA
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Flutist Makes Bear Sleep
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Sophie Turner Doesn’t Matter But Her Ass is Great
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Emma Watson is Dressed Like a Freak
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Victoria Beckham is Designing the 50 Shades Costumes Cuz She Knows Bondage
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Biber Gets Attacked at the Club
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Some Behind the Back Catch
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Kelly Brook for FHM
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Magician Defies Laws of Physics
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Mel B Has Big Tits
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Jessica Alba Stuck In A Compromising Position. Doggy Style, Anyone?
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Kate Walsh Shitty Bikini Pics
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Coco in Lingerie Vegas
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So Many Webcam Girls…and Luckily So Much Time to Watch them All…Who Needs Friends…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I just did a photoshoot with amazing girls…including but not limited to ARIEL REBEL at my friend Vintage Frames new barber shot @notoriousMTL and now I am in love…with amazing girls…I am only sad I didn’t get any of them pregnant in the process…all I do is fail..

Here are some links….

Lady Gag in a Weird See Through Leotard
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Starlets from the Golden Age of Film Lounging at the Beach
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini!
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Do You Even Lift Bro?
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Vanilla Ice is Insane
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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pics
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Sexy Nerdy Girls
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Adriana Lima in Some Magazine
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Leaked Trailer for the Next Batman Movie
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Reality Show Contestant Caught Masturbating
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Strap In For A Wild Ride. One Of These Chicks Is A Great Fuck.
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31 Women of August in GIF
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True Blood is Ending
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Elsa Pataky in a See Through Dress
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Miley Shitty See Through
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This Dog Can Dance
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How To Twerk – Creeepiest Video Ever…
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Naked Russians Working Out….
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Lady Gaga See Through Body Suit. Huge Nipples.
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shitty Bikini Pics
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Hayden Panetierre Wearing A See Through Bikini. Cute Nipples.
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Coco in a Bikini
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Ghetto Bitches Fight at Wendy’s
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Some Babe’s Webcam Strip
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Charlize Theron Ass in Leggings
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Kesha’s Dick in a Leotard
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Pretty Girls Laughing
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Kid Sings Hey Jude and It’s Annoying as Fuck – This is What Adoption is For…
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Webcam Girls Make The Internet Worth Using….
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DSFCams is the Future
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Snot Fetish Porn is Fucking Weird
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Weird Twerking Video
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Amazing Cam Girl
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Christmas Bitch Plays With her Twat
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Cam Girl Abusing Her Ass
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Sep

Courtney Stodden Topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK of the Day

I am not sure what is more bottom feeding for a bitch to do, filming a sex tape that a handful of people will have interest in paying for because you don’t fucking matter and look like every other fake titty bitch who gets fucked on camera, you know hoping it propels a bitch to the kardashian level, or getting topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK, in a different market than she’s trying to get famous in….

I don’t have the answers, I think both are equally pathetic, but at least with a sex tape, I can masturbate to the anal scene, but I do know one thing, and that is that her tits are real fucking shitty.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|NSFW

2013

03

Sep

Lady Gaga See Through Leotard of the Day

Lady Gaga is full of shit….she is all hardcore when it comes to showing off her tits…but the fact is that she is wearing underwear reminds me that she’s full of fucking shit…and that this wild and crazy behavior is just a fucking marketing lie…trying to get her attention…trying to get her notice…and I am noticing because I am a pervert but I can see that she’s disgusting.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

03

Sep

Half Naked Woman on the Street of the Day

Drunk, crackhead women are kinda my thing because they are pretty much the only women I am capable of seducing…they are not so demanding, and you can usually get away with just offering them a shower, or a few dollars and sure they smell like shit, but their mentally unstable behavior keeps things fresh and exciting, and the fact that they are willing to fuck, even if they have no idea what they are doing, cancels out any negative shit…so seeing a fat chick in a bikini on the street at 6 am, obviously wasted…speaks to me.

If that’s not enough for her, here’s a boring video of drunk girls

Or maybe you like drunk girls fighting…

Posted in:Videos

2013

03

Sep

Weird Lady Gaga Topless Shoot of the Day

I remember a time when seeing a naked popstar in a magazine was considered scandalous…but we’ve all been so desensitized, these could be pics any Disney star and we’d look and hardly care, so when it’s Gaga, who’s hurting for attention as hard as she ever has, it’s just expected…and I am down with staring at her tits and her suggestive poses, but I know shit doesn’t fucking matter, I’m hardly impressed and I don’t even care…which is saying a lot considering the last 10 years of my life has been devoted to exposing these bitches when they get famous…I guess it’s officially got boring…thanks Gaga for reminding me.

I guess this isn’t really her topless, since she’s got make-up on her nipples but it is close enough.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|NSFW

2013

03

Sep

Dana Wright for Terry Richardson of the Day

I would say that it amazes me that low level models go to Terry’s studio to let him take pics of them, but girls are groupies and they all want to be models and know that he’s the biggest fashion photographer around, making him into some kind of icon, that they need to fuck just for the possible chance he’ll link them up to better gigs…it’s like “of course I’ll get naked for Terry, how could I say no, he’s so important”….even if they wind up getting HIV positive out of it, it may be the most strategic HIV they get…career-wise.

The fact is that he’s a pervert with an ego, which I guess makes him a creep. He took pics as a reason to get girls to dirty things in the first place, now he’s a millionaire cuz of it, and instead of trying to trick bitches into it, they just come to him…he’s got the best scam going…but he should try to pull hotter bitches..this Dana chick is average at best.

Posted in:Dana Wright|NSFW

2013

03

Sep

Taylor Swift Wears a Normal Bikini of the Day

This is major news, at least to the average middle american who is out of work, uneducated and doesn’t really bother with actual news, because the whole celebrity thing is far more exciting, you know to distract from their shitty fucking life, giving them something focus on, like Taylor Swift’s relationship history as they buy her merchandise making her money, and not realizing how shitty their lives are, because if they did realize, they’d likely kill themselves by hanging from the trailer park communal shower, because the ceilings in the trailer aren’t high enough to dangle from….

Taylor Swift is not wearing weirdo high waisted bikini bottoms like some kind of creep who raided her grandmother’s bathing suit drawer like she has the last dozen or more times she’s been in a bikini…

I don’t know about you, but this is just major…at least in a world with little going on…

Posted in:Taylor Swift