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2013

02

Sep

Smoking Dude Knockin’ People Out in a Shitty Bar Brawl of the Day

As ridiculous as violence may be, you know knocking people out like thugs, it’s even more ridiculous when it is done by some dude who doesn’t take the fucking smoke out of his mouth. It is some serious gangster shit..

Posted in:Videos

2013

02

Sep

Megan Fox for Avon Bullshit Campaign of the Day

I guess this was taken before the bitch filled up her broken down uterus with more David from 90210 sperm. She’s up on some serious groupie shit. I’m talking bitch sitting at home at 15 with a fucking electric toothbrush and/or her mom’s vibrator and/or a hairbrush in her cunt watching 90210, then she moved to Hollywood and got to have him inside her, and hasn’t looked back since, even though she should have…

It’s for some Make-Up company, even though Megan Fox’s cosmetic of choice is plastic fucking surgery…

Let’s just hope she applies the same logic to her labia post pregnancy…

BOOM…..

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2013

02

Sep

Ashley Hinshaw for Fredrick’s of Hollywood of the Day

Ashley Hinshaw is the kind of model who looks like she was found smoking a cigarette next to the dumpster outside a vegas strip club, you know one of those too good for porn, too clever for webcam shows, but built to work a pole harder than a single mother with a drug problem….

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2013

02

Sep

Rihanna has Herpes of the Day

Rihanna has herpes, I mean why else would she be covering her face up…it’s herpes…it has to be herpes…it’s always been herpes…you don’t make it to her level of fame without getting herpes…especially when you started out as a teen prostitute working the Barbados Karaoke bars…now you’re here….

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2013

02

Sep

Elsa Hosk in Panties for a Company that Isn’t Victoria’s Secret of the Day

These models get passed around from A-Lister to A-lister as much as they get passed around from company to company…if you were a little more realistic, you’d think that they sold their rights to a company, like some low level prostitute, who instead of fucking for money, they get half naked for money…all chasing the paper…or at least the dream of being a “supermodel”…cuz the pay is pretty fucking good…

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2013

02

Sep

Irina Shayk Does Sports Illustrated Spain of the Day

The thing we can all learn from Irina Shayk is that she’s a whore who has done the whore thing right because rather than ending up in a ditch somewhere covered in cum and blood after a john murdered her, she took her whoring corporate….she was like “I’ll be the beard to some sports star, no problem, just get me in SI, so I can stop escorting”…and look at her now…topless in sports magazines…

This is a whoring success story is hard to take seriously when you look like Irina Shayk, your whoring, because she’s fucking amazing looking and when you look like that whoring can take you to glorious places…

You see, when you look like the whores I fuck with…your whoring may make you 5 dollars for your next baggy of monkey bones the drug dealer is pretending is meth and get you a night in the mental institution for observation…if you’re lucky…cuz that way you can get cleaned up for another week of whoring…

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2013

02

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Grabbing Her Crotch on a Private Jet of the Day

It could be wishful thinking, because Hayden Panettiere may not even be scratching her itchy pussy, cuz girls with itchy vaginas is hot to me, especially on private jets, making this a new fetish, but as far as I’m concerned this picture of Hayden Panettiere is going at her cunt on a private jet because that’s what I want it to be…y

Vagina like every other vagina that deals with vagina issues like other vaginas…from yeast infections to ingrown hair…only done in such a luxurious setting…like private jets, even though Hayden doesn’t pay for shit, and these companies with private jets just fly her around, it is still fancy enough to balance out her yeast infection…

But maybe you like seeing her get her tit grabbed better…like a good whore Hayden gives something for everyone….

But Maybe you like her weird body in a bikini….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

02

Sep

Homeless Love of the Day

I can’t help but wonder what that must taste and/or smell like, but I imagine it is pretty disgusting…and that makes it pretty amazing…because when you’re homeless you gotta get your eating somewhere…and it might as well be from homeless pussy cuz that is the best crazy kind of pussy…because when they are homeless they are easy to fuck….making this video hit close to home…and it is so romantic…

Posted in:Videos

2013

02

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

I guess Nicole Scherzinger is still alive…and keeping herself relevant…if she’s even a real she…you see, I am a firm believer that she’s Amanda Bynes-ing us from She’s the Man…you know a little Jonathan Brandis-ing us pre-death back in the “Ladybugs” era of pretending to be another gender to excel…don’t let the dress, panties, and slutty stage show fool you…that shit’s standard with every drag queen show…while real whores don’t wear underwear….and girls who make their career from being mainstream popstar strippers…are real whores as far as I’m concerned…and here are her fresh whites, unsoiled…and thus not fun enough for me….

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2013

02

Sep

Miley Cyrus in a Shitty Photoshoot for Some Magazine of the Day

I am all about Miley’s rebrand and aggressive marketing of herself because she’s a lovely young lady…sure she can’t twerk for shit, but she’s making twerking mainstream and white girl friendly, which makes my life more interesting…and sure she’s got a shitty little ass that looks like it is melting because she’s not doing her squats, but she’s still a skinny little thing and that makes her okay by me, even if she’s interchangeable with Bieber, I’m pretty sure she’s got a vagina…a vagina that black hip hop producers are probably coming inside, because it pisses off her ex fiancé the right way, while making everyone money, which is what I guess the hip pop, copy Iggy Azaelea game is all about…

I support what she’s done with being a sheltered, coddled, pop tart…and her she is in some shitty photoshoot…I’ve probably already posted but I’m posting again because it is Labor Day….

To see some pics of her leaving somewhere in her Pajamas with unicorn slippers on CLICK HERE

To see some pics of her ass looking pretty shitty but amazing to me in shorts CLICK HERE

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