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2013

16

Sep

The Emmys Happned of the Day

Wow…I had no idea the Emmys were happening…or happened…because I am the worst celebrity blogger in the history of celebrity bloggers…but more importantly…I generally don’t give a fuck about any of this shit…and I am just more into mocking these assholes….because they aren’t as good as they think they are…and they aren’t as hot as they think they are…and they are paid a lot of fucking money and sucked up to by so many people who shouldn’t suck up to them…because they don’t deserve to be sucked up to…in this weird eco-system or micro society of fucking insanity…that makes no sense…but that the public eats up because the public are fucking retards…overworked, in debt and too tired to realize the lie…

I mean they even have their own fucking award shows celebrating their lives and their work…even though their bank accounts and easy living should celebrate that shit enough for them…it’s so arrogant, pretentious, pompous and I hate everything about it..

The money that went into this…is money that could be applied to so many useful things…things that aren’t random awards for idiots who already won…

They celebrated Heidi Klum, I mean really? What kind of award show is this shit…

The highlight, as far as I’m concerned is this pic of Sarah Highland…

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Posted in:Emmy's

2013

16

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens is Still Pudgens of the Day

I have seen Vanessa Hudgens grow up from a 17 year old hairy pussy in some nude pics I am convinced she leaked in efforts to break free from the mouse ear empire that made her and pave the way as a legit actress who gets naked but more importantly…that doesn’t shave her pussy…into a chubby threesome rocking bikini clad bitch in Springbreakers, who I may have hated the entire time, and who I may have been disgusted by her pudge or her comfort level in being in a bikini despite her pudge, even if she is and forever will be Vanessa Pudgens,..a portly body we’ve come to accept…

She’s’ out in shorts showing belly and I’m posting it…because that is what she’s all about…embracing the fat…

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

16

Sep

Creeper of the Day

This guy seems to have it all figured out…he’s pulling my favorite move that I usually save for the dance floor, only I have way more style, rhythm and grace, or at least I think I do because I am drunk and when drunk we are all good dancers….because my creeper brushing up against random girls happens on the dance floor…

This guy who is awkwardly standing behind chicks with a hand in my pocket bumping’ into their asses like this freak…is kinda funny, even if he deserves to get beat the fuck up…and really the only question I have, is who the camera man is….

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Sep

Beyonce Gets Pulled Off Stage by a Fan of the Day

This is funny to me, mainly because celebrities are robots and not human to me, you see if this was a girl on a bus, or in a park at the playground, I would probably be like “someone should call the police”…but when it comes to Beyonce, I kinda want him to win, you know and drag her out back to his van where he takes her to some camp in the woods where she is never found again…

Unfortunately, Beyonce forgives her crazy fan who can’t get enough Beyonce, after getting manhandled by his super gay powers, because you’d think she’d need farm equipment to handle moving her from pasture to pasture….

The whole thing could have ended so much better to the world…since she’s evil..but again, Beyonce wins.

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

16

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Canadian Comiccon wasn’t necessarily the highlight of my weekend, because I hate all that nerd shit, and the stale smell of semen and desperation that comes with it. I find it boring, depressing, even sad seeing what should only happen alone in a basement at your moms house, because you have no friends, but you have your imagination and a whole world you created, and who really needs friends anyway, come out and interact with other people…not to mention the girls in Cosplay are lazy and just wearing Halloween costumes a month before Halloween, not to mention they are all the weird wool sock wearing lesbian looking girls who eat too many french fries…if you know what I mean….

I think the highlight of the weekend was watching Bieber walk out with Mayweather or spending some alone time in the stripclub with a stripper named Alex…who charged me out of the ass for every fucking second of it.

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Anchor Woman Drops the C-BOMB
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Bieber is the Next Robin…
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15 Selfies
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Scarlett Johansson’s at a Movie Premiere!
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Big Stupid Tits
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We Like Miss AMerica Contestants Tats
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Hot To Get a Lazy Dog Out of Bed
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Penguin Pees on Bride
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Hot To Survive a Lightning Stike
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Failed Bike Robbery
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Parkour Fail
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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2013

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I agreed to get on video Skype with a big titty black girl last night, even though I never Skype people from the internet, she caught me at a moment of boredom…She was topless, I asked her to do a tribal dance, she’ wouldn’t put a beer bottle in her ass, and she didn’t seem to get turned on when I told her that the first girl I ever jerked off to was her cousins’ tits in a National Geographic in the 80s…

Here is a guy knocking himself out…

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Chicks Taking Mirror Selfies
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Lady Gaga in Elle
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Hugh Jackman is “Cunt” Punching Maria Menounos
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Old as Fuck Darlene Says David on Roseanne Turned Her Into a Lesbian…
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15 Flawless Girls
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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Babe
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Britney Spears is Hot in her Cover Art
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Talking Bird with Attitude
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Franchesca is a Babe and She’s Modeling…
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Friday the 13Th Prank
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Today in Miley Cyrus
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Teri Polo Did Playboy…
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Dude Pulls Out a Tapeworm
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Hottest Ukranian Singer Ever
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Selena Gomez. It’s All Blow Jobs And Pussy Lips!
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Anastasia Ashley Needs A Good Cock In The Ass. Here’s Proof…
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Gwen Stefani Pregnant Tits
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Rugby Player Gets Wrecked
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Selena Gomez on Stage Upskirt
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Dude Brands his Ex-Gf’s Genitals…
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Camel Birth is Disgusting
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The Jewish Hunger Games
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Pornstars Without Make-Up
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Esther Nubiola is Some Actress and this is one of her Hot Scenes
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Ricki-Lee Coulter Covered in Gold
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Nina Agdal’s Bikini Gallery…
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Hot Models at NY Fashion Week
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Dude Tricks Girlfriend into Taking Abortion instead of Pushing Down the Stairs
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Jenny McCarthy Working the Phone
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8 Creatures You Won’t Believe Exist
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Secret to Odorless Pooping
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80s Teen Stars
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Sofia Vergara Throwback Ass
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Lazy TV Shows….
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Heidi Klum See Through
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Ginger with a Cock Sign
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Self Inflicted Faceplant
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Drunk Guy in the Bar Smoking Alcohol…Wrong…
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Glamour Model Rhian Sugden Cleavage!
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Greek Bitches in Bikinis
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Girl Gets a Crazy Intense Tattoo
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Dina Lohan is a Fucking Wreck
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Eliza Dushku Still Hot
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Hot Guests at NY Fashion Week
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Weekly WTF
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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Lots of Wild and Crazy Naughtiness
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Worst Titty Video Ever
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Webcam Dance
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Hot Non Nude Body
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Good Vibes
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Some Girl Named Bibi Jones Performing
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Some Hot Bum
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

13

Sep

Selena Gomez Intentional Vagina Flash of the Day

It’s safe to say that anything this pop tart, candy coated, commercial puppet, with a team of advisors behind her, who make a lot of money off her…from being the vagina that Bieber pretended to have sex with, to being the girl in Spring Breakers in a bikini, to flashing her twat on stage…it’s all fabricated bullshit that they are staging for people to talk about her…because that way they make more stupid money….and I am totally into this kind of on stage behavior…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

13

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Does Fashion Week of the Day

I like Rosie Huntington-Whitely. I usually don’t like to say too much about her because my words can’t seem to express just how lovely she is. I just like to acknowledge that I am looking at pics of her…

Not because she’s into bald, rich action stars, that give me hope that one day, if ever I get bald, and I manage to get rich and ripped, I’ll have a model like Rosie to pretend to date, while fucking tons of other hot bitches on the side, because bitches love guys on TV or movies…

Not because she’s made Megan Fox the never nude obsolete by proving that a titty model can do her job better than she can…

And not even because she’s a titty model who is classy and naked all ove rthe internet…

But because she’s hot…that’s why I like her…and here is her from a nice angle during fashion week…

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

13

Sep

Penelope Cruz Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know if Penelope Cruz is pregnant, recently pregnant, or just into eating baked goods, but I do know she’s in a bikini on vacation, from what I assume is a hugely stressful life that includes but is not limited to sitting on top of a pile of money and getting tons of free things from companies hoping you wear or endorse the shit…and I figure any excuse to kick back and get into a bikini…even if you’re not quite bikini ready..works for me…because any bitch in a bikini, fat or not, is worth looking at, even if it is for comedic reasons.

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Posted in:Penelope Cruz

2013

13

Sep

Nicole Kidman Gets Knocked Down of the Day

Robot created in Tom Cruise’s spaceship lab, Nicole Kidman got slammed by some hipster photographer on his hipster bike and she survived because she was built to handle an alien invasion…and the paparazzi got some HOT ASS PICS , I mean provided you’re like me and into robots because they can’t get pregnant, or like Tom Cruise because they speak to his Alien leaders, but more importantly they don’t fuck up his homosexuality when he has sex with them, because it’s not STRAIGHT if you marry and fuck a robot…even if it looks like it has a pussy…when really it just has double asshole…

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Posted in:Nicole Kidman