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2013

16

Aug

Ireland Bladwin Isn’t a Very Good Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is one of those self-produced models who you may remember from the various 17 year old girl in a bikini posts I’ve done on her over the course of the last year that she’s matters. We call them Instagram models, who use their camera phone and their last name to really get their 6 foot big body noticed enough to land a modelling agency, who will and does eat her up, because of her last name, the fact her dad left her evil voice mails when she was 9, and all the family connections from Bassinger to Baldwin, there’s a lot of people….Not to mention she gets hype from her bikini pics and has her own following starting, that you’d have to be an idiot not to sign her…I mean they sign 6 foot tall bitches just for being 6 foot tall, this one actually has some marketability to leverage…but as it turns out, selfies aren’t quite pro fashion shoots, and being 6 foot tall, doesn’t mean you aren’t as goofy as you’d expect to be, cuz this fashion shoot for Elle is pretty bad…I prefer seeing her grinding her Boyfriend on his paddle board half naked..but then again, that how I prefer seeing all girls..

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

16

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Likes Old Bald Dudes of the Day

Here’s that bald action star named Jason giving the paparazzi a little wink because he’s fucking won and he knows it. Millions of dollars, this Rosie bitch, who you know he cheats on all the fucking time, because that’s what being in Hollywood does to a motherfucker, it makes girls want to fuck you, and it makes models and actresses accept you for the dude who fucks those girls that you are, because they know you ultimately won’t leave them for those other ratchet groupies, and they are busy with their own career to give you the attention you need…leading to herpes and all the other good stuff I would totally suck out of Rosie, because she’s a fucking babe.

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

16

Aug

Skateboarding Video of the Day

This video is amazing, some dude is filming a scene for a skate movie, whether it is pro or not, I couldn’t tell you, I lost interest in skateboarding when I got a driver’s license at 16 and I haven’t really looked back since, because as much as I like over-priced shoes and shirts, dancing around on a piece of wood seems a little idiotic…you know almost on the retard level of “oh good boy, you can flip your board and land on it, here’s a million dollar sponsorship, since you were never going to graduate high school an get a real job anyway”…but I guess skateboarders have fun, and in having fun, when all you other assholes are working for your mortgage, this dude slammed into a kid and his mom wasn’t too down, in fact she was pissed and started beating the punk…hilarious…

It’s almost as good as this dude getting tasered after hitting a girl outside a party…

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent most of the night convincing regular girls how much better the money being a cam girl is than the money they make….and that they should test their skills on me…either on FaceTime or in person…I figured if I cast my net out there…at least one of them would bite and I’d see her squirting all over the place.

I was wrong…

Here are some morning LINKS…

More Pics of Gaga Naked in V this Time with V
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Her Name is Luisa Zissman and She’s Got Big Tits in a Bikini
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Beyonce as a Hipster in Short Shorts is Horrible…
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90s Movie Characters YoU Crushed On
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A Girls POV
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A Video Tribute to Drugs in Movies
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Paying Girls to Dance – on the Strip – Funny
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The Sleepiest Girl at the Airport
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Glee Character Who Died of a Drug Overdose – Will Not Die of an Overdose on the Show
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9 Handheld Medieval Weapons for the Weirdos
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100s maybe 1000s maybe even Millions of Babes Masturbating….on Cam for Free…Better than TV
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Aug

Ashley Benson had a Rough Workout of the Day

In case you were wondering, Ashley Benson, a girl you’ve probably never heard of, unless you saw Spring Breakers, which you probably did, because you have a thing for all the Disney Stars that were in it, since you felt like you had a romantic relationship with them, seeing as you watched them all grow up…and by watched I mean masturbated to them all while they were growing up…now all legal in fat in bikinis…well she’s the one who had a threesome with the other one…trying to break free and be edgy so people take her seriously as an actor…well apparently, she had a real rough workout….but not a good enough workout to be wearing little booty shorts…which is really the only kind of workout I care about, but I’ll post it anyway.

Too bad she’s not hot.

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2013

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am so full…of love…I may need to shit it out…all over the nearest thing…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…Are Fun…
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Lindsay Lohan Selfie
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Best Beach Ever….Alll Kinds of Hot Titties…
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Rosie Jones in Lingerie
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I Always Knew Wrestling was Gay
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Gisele in Lingerie
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Slut Posing of the Day
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10 Bets You Will Always Win
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Funny Art Gallery Prank
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Wooden Spoon Trick
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100 Pics of Babes Washing Cars
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Her Name is Elisabetta Gregoraci and She’s in a Bikini
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Brad from TOOL TIME All Growed Up
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50 Sexiest Female Athletes on Social Media
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The New Kristen Stewart is Mischa Barton
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Rumer Willis in See Through Leggings is the Scariest thing Ever
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Blurred Lines Violin Cover is Weird as Fuck
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Killer Bee Beehive Prank
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Sophie Turner has Two Butts
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Heather Graham Cleavage!
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Church Dancers Flip Fail
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I Wish this was Olivia Munn Dead in the Pool
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DAT ASS!
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Amber Heard is a Babe and She’s Talking about Large Black Dildos
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22 Pics of Jennifer Lawrence
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Selena Gomez Weird Panty Flash
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Minka Kelly Cleavage
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Baby Panda Reunited With Mom Panda – CUTE
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The Most Intense Train Video of the Day
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Egyptians Push a Police Van Off an Overpass
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Argentinian Babe Showing Off Her Body
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Amanda Seyfried is Banging Justin Long…The Mac Guy…That’s Tragic
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Selma Blair Breast Feeding in Public
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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Pic
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Amazing Greek Celebrity With Huge Tits Who Loves Anal – On the Beach
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Kat Graham Pokies
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Huge As Fuck Asian Tits
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Miley Cyrus Legs!
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Weird Japanese Sushi Commercial
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So Many Redheads.
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Kristen Stewart is Going to Get an Education
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Gabriella Collado on the Beach in a Bikini
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Her Name is Connie -She’s Got Huge Tits and a Hot Bush
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Motorcycle Stunts
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Dude Makes People’s Morning Better….
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Kimberly Garner in a Bedsheet
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Hey Girl. – Show Us What You Can Do With Your Tongue
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Amazing – Tough Guy Of the Day….Do You Lift Bro?
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Madonna Has Grill
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This is the Worst Hairline Ever
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100s maybe 1000s maybe even Millions of Babes Masturbating….on Cam for Free…Better than TV
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Lesbians in Class
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Amazing Cam Girl…Seriously
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Girl Eating Ice Cream Decides to Dildo!
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Good Old Fashioned Japanese Fisting
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Some Young Cock Teases
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What’s That in her Snatch…
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Friendly Webcam Pussy Eating
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Girl Masturbating in a Diaper
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Sydney Leathers or Myla or Farrah

DSFCams is the Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Aug

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini on Instagram of the Day

A few hours ago…the internet was shat on like it was my face at a german S&M club…when Stella McCartney posted a picture of her friend, our enemy, Gwyneth Paltrow in a Stella McCartney Bikini, doing a little Vegan jump, all old and totally not erotic, not that Gwyneth Paltrow has the ability to be erotic, but she does have the ability to leverage her dad’s connections into becoming an A-Lister…without really ever deserving it, which is always nice to see, especially 15 years later, while half naked…or not…ever…maybe this would be better if she was wearing a snow-suit..but then again, she isn’t fat..so I’ll let it slide…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2013

15

Aug

Paris Hilton’s New Sex Tape of the Day

This is hardly a sex tape, but seeing Paris Hilton at some Foam Party in Ibiza getting slammed with a frothy white substance in a pretty substantial volume, is pretty much as close as we get…

It’s not even that much of a stretch though, because historically, she likes to go big and over-the-top, meaning if it was a sex tape, she could easily get enough dudes to fill up the foam party reservoir…

If anything, it brings back memories of a time when Rick Solomon came on her in their sex tape that made her famous…

Which is better than looking at her for the pathetic, old hag at the part that she is…raging like a college girl while fucking the DJ boyfriend…because she’s got all the money in the world and nothing better to do with herself…you know why start a charity or do good…or get a job or leverage your fame and fortune into something more than the vapid little brand you’ve made for yourself..when you can be on stage at a club for a bunch of high as fuck international party kids…pretty pathetic…but we wouldn’t expect anything else from this cunt…

That’s why I like to focus more on her getting slammed with obscene amounts of semen, it makes this villain more likeable..

She’s a prop at a night club act to help get her boyfriend paid more per booking…horrible.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

15

Aug

Peruvian Block Party of the Day

Block parties look fun in Peru…just a great example of how neighbors can come together and celebrate being neighbours! You share the same community…you share the same lifestyle…and instead of locking your doors and not even acknowledging each other like we do here, you should greet each other with open arms…because let’s face it, you only have a few neighbors and that’s a special bond…and most importantly it takes a village to raise a child…

Sidenote, I love when the granny in pink gets punched in the fucking face….LOLZ.

Posted in:Videos

2013

15

Aug

Shauna Sand’s Bikini Instagram Video of the Day

I was once really into Shauna Sand…not because she’s hot but because she was a novelty act. Totally entertaining…

The kind of inspirational mother who wore her stripper shoes everywhere, who the paparazzi loved.

A professional dancer turned into a professional…because obviously something went seriously wrong in her life, leading to huge stupid fake tits, Playboy and stripping, celebrity husbands who lead to solid child support and retirement money, to being the half naked clown screaming for attention every chance she got….including a SEX TAPE WITH HER ROCKIN’ HUGE MONSTER LABIA that I leaked to the internet in 2009…

It’s nice to see her back to her old self, up to her old tricks, because I’ve felt empty without her….

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Posted in:Shauna Sand