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2013

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Get this shirt at the drunkensweatshop

I was forgot the lyrics to the love song I was writing for my internet girlfriend, but I think it had something to do with cumming in her ass, or her asshole being the window to her soul, but whatever….

You should add me to FACEBOOK and maybe you’ll one day be my internet girlfriend too…onlyI’d never block you ecause I’m the one who gets blocked..usually by Facebook

I really want to date the promo-model, who as far as I’m concerned is still a model, who is handing out free tampons samples at discount grocery store…at least I think she’s a promo model, maybe she’s just crazy like the 17 year old on MDMA last night who kept trying to hug everyone while telling us to live life to the fullest…only to have later been taken in a back alley where homie lived life to the fullest all over her face…at least I think it was just one homie…but could have been more…..he just wanted to give her Henna Tattoos on her vaginas with his dick…and by henna tattoos, I mean herpes…not everyone is stuck in the 90s…but the guy who was wearing a Livestrong bracelet sure as hell was…but delusional people keep the world interesting, like the fat girl talking about her wet t-shirt contest conquests…confused by the fact that she has huge tits…that no one wants to see cuz they come with a huge everything else…mainly stomach…

I don’t know what I’m going on about…but I feel like it’s genius…


Take a second and Vote for friend and photographer of the site Gordon Holden – click “VOTE” on the top right or I’ll Post Nudes of Your Sister..Everyday…Until You Jerk Off To Her…not that you don’t already…freak.

Guess what…it’s drinking time…

Here are some links…

Awesome Texts with a Guy From Lost
GO

Hot Ass for Hump Day
GO

Pornstar Sydney Leathers is Making a Viral Song About Weiner…She’s a Such a Sabotaging Bitch…The Worst..
GO

Joanna Krupa’s Got Fitness
GO

Kristen Stewart Showing Off Her Bra
GO

Some Dude Covers “I Will Always Love You”…Pretty Ridiculous…
GO

Crazy OCD Love Pole
GO

Reporter Falls off Ladder
GO

Some Busty Chick Ashlin Being Sexy
GO

Hot Czech Sprinter
GO

Lady Gaga in V Magazine
GO

100 Babes Washing Cars
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15 Hot Cam Girls
GO

Chick From Bachelor Dead
GO

Actual Recruitment for Oregon Friendliest Cops!!
GO

The Most Bizarre College Mascots
GO

Lady Gaga Topless for V Magazine
GO

The New John Mayer / Katie Perry Song is Horrible
GO

Carrie Keagan Has Huge Tits…
GO

Some Hot As Fuck Gilr Strippin Down in Short Shorts in Venice Beach
GO

Some Nude Model Named Ana
GO

Good Guy Biker
GO

Hayden Panettiere Lookin Hot
GO

My Girl Anastasia Ashley’s Going Viral Again…
GO

Which Pop Star Would You Rather Bang?
GO

Here’s One Picture Of Miley Cyrus That Really Makes Me Want To Fuck Her
GO

Pam Anderson in a See Through Bikini
GO

Priscilla Salerno Thong Bikini
GO

Sex Tape Wars!!
GO

Adriana Lima is an Old Mom and She Eats Lunch…
GO

Here’s an overprotective kitty
GO

Amy Childs Big Tits in a Tight dress
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30 Hottest GIFs of Mila Kunis
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Prostitue Helps Catch Bank Robber
GO

Show Our Latest Partner Some Love and Check Out Their Awesome Clothes.
GO

Bethany Frankel in a Bikini for Twitter
GO

Some Chick Named Sarah Harding Soaked
GO

Crazy 5k Run
GO

Some Chick Named Andrea Burestein in a Bikini
GO

BEst Teacher EVER
GO

Prince’s First Selfie is Hilarious
GO

Best of Picking Up Girls Prank
GO

Woah…Coperhead Snake Bites Its Own Tail After Being Decapitated
GO

Taylor Swift’s Childhood Home Proves How Poor She Is – REAL FUCKING GHETTO…
GO

Cooking With Cum!
GO

Cute Girl Having too Much Fun in the Kitchen
GO

Bregje Heinen in a Bikini
GO

Pictures of Hipsters Taking Pictures of Food
GO

Shay Laren Big Tits in Green Lingerie
GO

Cat Staring Contest
GO

Dog VS Leaf Blower
GO

Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe To Celebrate Her Divorce!
GO

Dude Gets Down From Electrical Tower the WQorst Way….
GO

Girls Who Are Free and Masturbating…
GO

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Nerd Gets Fucked Playing Some Videogame…WEIRDNESS
GO

Fingering Her Ass While Riding a Dildo
GO

Cam Girl Titty Massage
GO

Hot Girl May Not Have Underwear On
GO

Girl Shaves the Snatch
GO

3 Girls Eating Ass Together
GO

FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
GO

All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
GO

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Today’s Poll – Which Sex Tape is Your Favorite?

Sydney Leathers – GO
or Myla GO
or Farrah GO

DSFCams is the Future
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Aug

Lady Gaga Naked for V Magazine of the Day

We get it Gaga…you’re dropping a new album…but seeing her naked makes me feel like THIS GUY ON THE SCOOTER …or even THIS GUY

She’s not hot, in fact she’s disgusting. Her act is played out, bullshit and annoying. She’s just a puppet for ugly people and the execs who make money off her….and as much as I am into artistic expression through nudity, even if the artistic expression is solid bully shit and just fantasy of a empty bitch pretending to be an artist..or have meaning…

She grosses me the fuck out….

Here is her shoot for V she wants everyone talking about, because everyone forgot about her the last few months, because that’s just how our attention span works….if you’re not screaming for attention, you don’t fucking exist…so here’s the screaming…that’s not quite as intense as HER SCREAMIN IN HER NUDE KICKSTARTER VIDEO …for her crazy meditation center she’s too cheap to bankroll, but totally into getting naked for, cuz it got the blogs talking…Useless maybe, ugly definitely, but ultimately, who cares…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|NSFW

2013

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus Posing for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am into everything Miley Cyrus is doing right now…

Partially because it proves everyone who still pretends that Hip Hop isn’t top 40, mainstream music….wrong…you know there’s a white executive at the top of everyone of your favorite club bangers calling the shots…

Partially because she proves that the whole hipster movement has run it’s course and doesn’t exist, but rather is also the mainstream, where all the college frat kids who would be in The Gap if this was the 90s, are eating up and shitting it out…whether it’s EDM, or twerking, or Diplo, or whatever shit I blame the internet and her inability to leave the house cuz she’s famous for…it’s all been done….so done even some Disney bitch is up on it…which is another reason I like her, because being a Disney bitch at least in the past, making this kind of move, would be challenging…people would frown, but for some reason we don’t give a fuck how bad she is for her tween fans…because the world has gone to shit and we’ve all just accepted it…

But mainly, I just like her tight little body…at least in pictures…because I’m sure she’s a pain in the ass to hang out with, all spoiled and annoying….with a staff of coddlers…but in pictures..short hair…tight body people call a boy body or Bieber body or not…she’d be great to cum on..or in if you seek a retirement plan…

I guess what it comes down to is whether Fame whore Terry Richardson pulled his dick out, as he does, and made her touch it, with her mouth, because the trick to every hand job girls, is to use your mouth….because I know I would…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

14

Aug

Russia has the Best Speed Limit Signs of the Day

If all traffic signs looked like this, I would probably pee on them more than I already do…and by pee I mean stick my tongue on them like in the winter just to see if it gets stuck…preferable in their traffic sign vagina…I mean I’d totally want to smash into them…with my dick….which conveniently has been compared to a car accident where the whole family dies more than once…

I like Russia’s strategy to slow people down…this is like Human Trafficking applied to actual traffic, rather than webcam masturabtion prisons….

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

14

Aug

Tan Mom’s Music Video of the Day

Tan Mom is the kind of horribly vile human…disgusting to look at…that has a kid…I have seen women like this so many times before, carting their kids around, and I struggle to understand how a motherfucker could fuck them, even when drunk, you still have to get a fucking boner for the ditch pig and power through to orgasm before or after puking all over the bitch…To me, fucking such a disgusting pile of shit, in both color and quality of human, is the equivalent self hate as anorexia, drug addiction, even failed suicide…I mean imagine what her baby daddy thinks every time he’s reminded to pay child support for their kid…a kid that is nothing more than a reminder and evidence of his weakest fucking moment…a lifelong reminder, unless it dies of skin cancer…or negligent parenting as mommy monster is out making a fool of herself, making music for herself, that I can’t help but watch…because it’s so representative of all that is wrong in this world…

Why does she matter? Because you care. Now dance.

Here’s her other video…

Posted in:Videos

2013

14

Aug

Nude Models for Bambi Magazine of the day

Juan Carlos Verona is some photographer who shot these two models named Alice and Mariana for some magazine called BAMBI MAGAZINE …and they are showing their tits…because it’s a better gig getting topless for some random ass magazine, than working at the discount grocery store handing out tampon samples…

Makin’ moves, naked for fashion, maybe one day they’ll be famous, but for now they are putting in work, work I can appreciate, cuz it comes with nipples I can stare at.

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|stepFASHION

2013

14

Aug

Top 20 Instagram Girls in Jerk off Pose of the Day

Girls are such slus…I was just browsing through instagram and it turns out that girls compare how they jerk dudes off in picture..

It’s like so many pictures of their jerk off hand in jerk off stance..reminding me of a better time when girls actually used to jerk you off…before they got lazy and realized sticking it in their pussy takes less work and causes less sour wrists…

(worst joke ever. I’ve failed you)

Posted in:Photos

2013

14

Aug

Candice Swanepoel & Edita Vilkeviciute Hot for Allure of the Day

Candice Swanepoel & Edita Vilkeviciute are such lesbians…at least for the sake of a fashion shoot for a fashion magazine…trying to be all controversial in a world that has lost any filter they may have had…

I can deal with this kind of lesbian. The whole hot bitches just touching each other kind of lesbian…it’s all gentle and feminine, even though I know it doesn’t actually exist, because all lesbians I know are built like dudes, yet hate dudes, cuz I guess they have penis envy, and with penis envy comes a hatred of anything with a bigger dick than they have…I mean either that or Lesbians just hate everything I represent, which I guess would make sense, since lesbians are always angry…at everything…even each other and just never quite satisfied…thanks to never having a dick inside them…but often times having really realistic dicks inside them…because they are on the fence with the whole lesbian thing, but have to stay committed to it…otherwise they’ll look like phoney lesbians…

The whole thing is so complicated, but these Candice and her Homie Pics aren’t…they are amazing…enough…next time more labia…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Edita Vilkeviciute

2013

14

Aug

Dance Video of the Day

Twerk has evolved…..into an ass in face smashing and I am very into it…

Posted in:Videos

2013

14

Aug

Marloes Horst Does Instagran of the Day

You know what you need? More pics of Victoria’s Secret models posing in bikinis for Victoria’s Secret that they posted on Instagram because their lives aren’t ridiculous enough and they need the envy of all staring at their hot model bodies….

So here’s Marloes Horst…doing what so many have done before her….and that’s posting pics of herself in St Barts being conditioned at the Victoria’s Secret training camp to be the best half nude model she can be…it’s one of those situations where she sold her soul to the devil for this shit, we should at least give her props through our masturbating….


TO SEE HER MODELING FOR VICTORIA’s SECRET CLICK HERE

Posted in:Marloes Horst