2013
13
Aug
This is amazing…I am glad it was broadcast on national TV, because being a midnight molester, date rapist, deserves to be celebrated on this kind of scale…I mean where’s the fun in saving it for the back alley, or basement apartment….the only thing I’m wondering is whether he even knows this girl, or more importantly, if she’s even alive….
Posted in:Videos
2013
13
Aug
I wonder why this mom’s instagram of her in a bikini having a fun summer weekend in a bikini is far hotter than every mom I have on my TWITTER , FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM ..who post bikini pics on those sites without advising a panel of experts because if they advised a panel of expert they would in no way allow them to put up their bikini pics..
It’s like is Doutzen really genetically superior to 99 percent of moms? Or does she just put in work. Are all other moms just lazy and failing, because based on their vacation pics, they pretty much don’t give a fuck and have clearly thrown in the towel…
I mean why is looking at Doutzen Kroes amazing, despite knowing she’s tainted by the black cock and the baby, two strikes against her but still spectacular…
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2013
13
Aug
Cara Delevingne is all the rage. One of those hipster models who isn’t all that hot but the world has embraced her and decided to make her a huge deal like she was Kate Moss in the 90s…and I’m not complaining, cuz she’s showing her little tits for fashion and I love little tits, unless they are on fat chicks, because that shit’s just disproportionate and awkward and embarrassing for both the man sucking them and the girl who owns them…I’m more into small tits on skinny bitches because despite their vaginas having no fat to keep in the inner lips, making shit look like a messy sandwich… they aren’t fat.
Posted in:Cara Delevingne|NSFW
2013
13
Aug
Hot model with a name that sounds like throwing up all over a dick too big for your throat, or at least a dick you’re trying to make feel too big for your throat, or a dick dude likes to interpret as being too big for your throat, without realizing that you’re smegma is upsetting her fucking stomach, and/or the roofies and booze are wearing off…
I don’t think Bregje Heinen likes me, I just asked her how much she’d sell me her period stained underwear for, because that’s the foundation of real love, to which she’s supposed to offer them to me for free, obviously, because that’s what romance is all about, but instead she just ignored me…and for that I guess I’ll just have to share her public pics with you like I took them myself, or like they were sexts I’m using to get revenge on her for wronging me, you know how these things work.
Posted in:Bregje Heinen
2013
13
Aug
Nina Agdal was dumped by Adam Levine after he fucked her…and any girl not good enough for Adam Levine, isn’t good enough for me.
But I will post pics of her semi-retard looking face in boring catalog pics, because a body can carry a girl to the top…or at least SI Swimsuit, a magazine I am sure she’s in the running for SI Cover…if Emrata doesn’t beat her to it with her new found fame…which I think she will.
I just hate her, partially for being so typical in groupie-ing on Maroon 5…no wait…entirely for groupie-ing on Maroon 5….
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2013
13
Aug
Ashley Benson is one of the fat chicks from Disney who was in her bikini for Spring Breakers…because I guess that’s just the way genetically modified food, hormone in the food, special chemicals in the Disney craft services food, too much sugar in the food, new generation mutant girls are built. You know from food companies trying to save money to mass produce shit, to poultry induced puberty, to Disney wanting their bitches to stay 15 forever, they are just a fucking mess…a half naked hormonal mess that knows being slutty gets her boring ass noticed and getting noticed makes her money….and that’s why she’ posting this preview to her NYLON shoot that looks like the intro to a Snuff film, which I am sure a lot of you freaks are into….so I’m posting it.
To see pics of her in a shitty see through shirt CLICK HERE
Posted in:Ashley Benson
2013
13
Aug
Homosexual hating Russia, the hosts of this year’s winter Olympics go in so hard that they even get their squirrels drunk. Apparently, a dude leaves vodka out for the squirrel every night and it gets pass out drunk. I think it’s a better strategy than the American south, where they shoot their squirrel and eat them for dinner, but it’s still fucking ridiculous…even if it proves that this squirrel and me have a lot in common, I guess booze is just so amazing and that love of booze brings us together. It sees no borders, color, race, religion, cree, or species…it’s just that good….
Posted in:Videos
2013
13
Aug
I guess unlike THIS DUDE , Kaley Cuoco takes her break-ups a little less seriously. Instead of climbing electric towers, to prove a point that “she will do anything for love”…only to get electrocuted and fall off the tower and dying…she puts on a cleavage shirt and a push up bra, unless those are implants and poses with other dudes on twitter, to get a little buzz going, to get people talking, and to piss off her ex, who probably doesn’t care, because they dated for a week, but for some reason everyone talked about it – like they mattered….because they are on TV and in AMerica, I guess that means they do matter.
Posted in:Kaley Cuoco
2013
13
Aug
I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I want to sniff her bathing suit…just to see how what it smells like…I mean I’d go as far a say that I’d wring it out and drink the water from the crotch…like a man who just spent 3 days lost in the desert….
I guess, despite hating the bitch as much as you can hate a vapid tacky rich girl who craves too much attention but fails at it because she’s as old and tired as her one trick…I would be into K-Fedding her, because let’s face it, she’s still Paris Hilton, and free hotel stays for life herpes is better than gutter drug addict who’s pimp may come after you and kill you herpes…right?
Here are her self shot pics, cuz no one’s bothering taking pics of her.
To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2013
13
Aug
When you’re Sofia Vergara and your tits have done so much for you, I’m talking being the one thing responsible for her entire career, unless my prediction that she’s affiliated with Colombian coke cartels who some of the Hollywood execs and agents owe favours to is fact, it is hard to turn your back on them.
That would be like a stripper with 10,000 dollar implants not wearing a low cut shirt…even though she saved for a year, not buying shitty designer clothes, or paying her deadbeat boyfriend’s rent…to get them. An investment and a friend always there for her.
Vergara knows that all we care about, all we want to see, is them tits, her 45 year old mom face isn’t what made her win Emmy’s.
The good news is that I like tits.
To see the CLICK HERE
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
