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2013

30

Aug

Samantha Gradoville in Lingerie for Some Bullshit of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is not very famous. She has barely any internet fans. Seriously, I know ratchet whores with shitty fake tits who have a stronger fan base than her and those girls don’t even have fucking jobs…We call those instagram models who know how to work the internet proper, while this Samantha Gradoville bitch is an actual model who knows how to get paid for the pictures taken of her….and she’s fucking awesome, at least when those pictures being taken of her are half naked thanks to modelling underwear…something that pretty much always amazing even when fat chicks do it but mainly just for the comedic purpose when fat chicks do it…

Either way, this bitch is awesome, let’s make her famous…

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2013

30

Aug

Lady Gaga Keeps Trying to be Weird of the Day

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It always amazes me when a person reaches a certain level of fame and success they don’t just back the fuck out of it and sit on their pile of money made on a lie…but rather decide to really try to push the boundaries and take another stab at being this unique “artist” because that’s what the fans want, when really the fans don’t actually give a fuck either way, they just think they do, and they will be the first person to call you out on your bullshit once you’re second attempt at one-upping yourself crashes and burns….

It’s like Gaga had options, either bow down and semi-retire and be forgotten which her record execs probably wouldn’t have liked, come out with an album and act the same level of weird she did the last time around, or come out with an album and be totally normal, because you know she’s totally normal under all that bullshit insecurity…but instead she said “i am going to go weirder”….and I think it’s just fail…she’s pushing it as far as she can and even the more loyal fan, the gay dude blinded by all things gaga, will see her for the try hard lie that she is…

But at least she’s more into showing her tits this time around, even if she’s fucking ugly…tits are still worth staring at.

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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

30

Aug

Alexa Vega is Playing Dead of the Day

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Good news for you creeps who only like your child stars to stay child stars. You know, the kind of sick fuck who wishes they die by 18 so that your fantasies of what they are are never tainted by what they actually are….kinda like any pedo who was down with Haley Joel Osment back in the Sixth Sense, who tries to fuck with that now that he looks like a freakshow, only the girl version….

Here’s Alexa Vega, the bitch from Spy Kids, who I can assume was annoying as fuck, is playing dead….so you can pretend, and even if you’re not into dead child stars, but just into dead girls in general because all you have to do is throw them in a warm bath to loosen’ em up, rather than feeding them booze like you have to do with live girls, and more importantly can’t say no…

To those of us who don’t like dead bitches…even if they are easy…we can benefit from this pic by staring down her child star shirt at her child star implants…

Something for everyone…

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2013

30

Aug

Clara Alonso for Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Clara Alonso is some Spanish model in her 20s who has walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, something Victoria’s Secret would like you to think means she fucking matters more than walking any other fashion show, because this commercial billion dollar brand who recruit the best looking bitches, are the end all and be all of modelling, at least according to them….and all the other assholes, like me, who get sucked into their marketing lie…

I don’t know what company she’s posing in lingerie for right here, but I do know she’s lovely as fuck and despite being Spanish and likely borderline totally fucking insane, the kind of bitch who cuts your dick off in your sleep cuz she thinks she smells pussy on you, like all Spanish girls, I’d be willing to fuck with that, because who really needs a dick after sticking it in something this glorious….right? Physically, she’s up there with I’d fuck her if she was HIV Positive, because I like commitment when it looks like this…if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Clara Alonso

2013

30

Aug

Barbara Palvin’s Suggestive Teenage Lingerie Pics of the Day

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I have a hard time calling Victoria’s Secret lingerie, because it’s more the kind of mass produced underwear that is shaped like lingerie, but made to give a bitch a yeast infection. You know straight up low grade shit mass produced in sweatshops around the third world to allow the company to have cheap as fuck product that they can pretend is worth 50 dollars…so that they can get a dozen hot as fuck models on million dollar a year payroll….you know how these things work…and that is find the third world model when she’s 17, get her half naked at 18, and by 19…get her in your sluttier collection, the collection fat moms buy to surprise their husband on their anniversary, even though the only surprise their husband really wants is a call from the police letting them know bitch died in a horrible accident…or the option to fuck other girls…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

30

Aug

Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually the story behind the video, but apparently dude’s wife and his girlfriend don’t really like each other for obvious reasons I call wives and girlfriends rarely getting along, so they threw the fuck down in the middle of a street, causing a minor scene, because apparently when wives and girlfriends throw down they aren’t using their rational side of their brain, or really trying to conduct matters in a lady-like way, but are more interested in going for fucking blood….leaving the poor bastard who fucked them both to try to diffuse the situation without coming across as a woman beater or asshole…if I was in this situation, I would have made this fight happen in a cage and I would have sold tickets for it, and I would have let it been a fight for the death to see which bitch really wanted me the most…but I’m entrepreneurial like that.

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Aug

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Mexico of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret prize hen Candice Swanepoel has ventured into other magazines like Vogue Mexico, because she’s a little slut who needs to fuck other dick to feel validated cuz the dick that pays for her food and shelter is repetitive and not making her feel special enough…and it turns out she’s capable of boring as fuck photoshoots…because this shit right here isn’t giving boners….

BORING.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

30

Aug

Lucy Pinder Gives Boners in NUTS of the Day

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As low grade or low quality as the Glamour model industry is in the UK…I’m talking from broken down women who were meant to be strippers doing this for low level fame that for some reason has become mainstream level fame…and that reason is their tits….to shitty concept photoshoots that are constantly repetitive…it a business that is only considered glamorous because they named it that way, and people are idiots and believe everything they fucking here, but that is in reality white trash, up on some hooters girl shit with more nipples….every once in a while a photoshoot will come along that I think is hot…this is one of those times…so take in these stupid Lucy Pinder titties.

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Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW

2013

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve never met an STD I didn’t like…except for that time some 14 year old showed up at my house claiming I was his dad…I didn’t like him very much at all…

Here are some morning hangover links….

Emmanuelle Chriqui Ass Shot
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/emmanuelle-chriqui-bikini-photos-miami/emmanuelle-chriqui-bikini-31

Girls Bending at the Waist
GO

Clint Eastwood is Single…For All You Gun Toting Closet Case Hicks
GO

How To Open a Beer with a Frisbee
GO

Some Random Video Written and Shot by Drunks
GO

The highlight of Farrah Abraham’s Audition is Her Email Address
GO

Hank Moody’s 15 Hottest Hook-Ups
GO

Bicycle Powered Tree House Elevator
GO

Train Passing Through Busy Market Insanity…
GO

Sport Bike Racing Done Wrong
GO

Is This Matthew McConaughey’s Oscar Winning Performance?
GO

Babes…I’m Talking Total Babes…Getting Naked for Free….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

Aug

Renne Ryann is DSFcams Girl of the Day

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RennaRyann is a 25 year old American webcam babe from the USA…she’s short, her tits are big and her pussy is bald…and she has sex with girls…and rides dildos…and really makes for a good time…She doesn’t do anal, but I won’t hold that against her…because she does so much more for us….

This is what she had to say for herself:

What Turns Me On

Awesome people, be a total dork and Ill love ya! I also love thick cock that is why my favorite toy is thick! My shows are normally multi-orgasmic and there are only two things I don’t do: Anal & Foot Fetish… anything else just ask!

My Expertise
I love to deep throat and my first show of the day always has a creamy orgasm… guess where I like to put the cream?

Kinky Attributes:

Deepthroat, Lactation

Lactation…really? A girl who is delicious to watch and nutritious….Next level. I’m drunk.

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