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2013

28

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens in a Sports Bra of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens thought it was a good idea to post a picture of herself in a Sports Bra, to let us all know that despite being a little chunky, especially in her last movie, she’s making moves to get fit, and those moves involve wearing skimpy workout gear like fit girls, kinda reminding me of the fat girl in a pair of booty shorts I saw at a late night diner eating a burger when drunk….

Maybe it is because Vanessa Hudgen’s family sold her off as a kid, and ever since then she’s been trying to fit in, whether she is built to fit in or not….whether it’s getting naked in self shot cell phone pics for male attention, or doing threesome shit in Springbreakers…or trying to get fit…but I am into her documenting the process because it’s better than not seeing her in a sports bra…right.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Random girls don’t like when I try to take pictures of their vaginas on the beach in California by the beach…If they didn’t want creepers creeping on them with a camera…you’d think they’d be a little more private about rocking a bathing suit in public…this is one of those “she was wearing a mini skirt officer, she wanted it” situation…with less rape.

Here are some morning’ links…cuz it’s morning where I am…

Catherine Zeta Jones is Single and HPV Positive
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The 20 Most Collectible Jordans Ever
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Official Cat Burglar
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No N’Sync Reunion for you Boy Band Loving Poofters
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Super Mario Parkour
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350 Pound Blue Marlin Launches Onto a Fishing Boat
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Girls Stretching
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Some Naked Bitch with a Gun
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Hot Japanese Chick of the Day
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Laughing Babies for you Perverts
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So many cam girls cam girl-ing for free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Aug

Butt Water is the Internet of the Day

This is probably one of the more interesting videos Youtube is making money off of today…All those google stocks going nuts running ads on some dude who fills his ass with water and squirts for his friends at a party…because it’s not a party without a fuckin’ enema…

Apparently VICE INTERVIEWED THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK ….who is getting famous for this ridiculousness….

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve spent the better part of the night trying to convince a girl to cheat on her boyfriend with me, he’s out of town…I thought the winning move was when I promised her that I wouldn’t leave a mark…but turns out some girls, aren’t into cheating on their boyfriends with me, they probably save the cheating for more quality dudes….

I can accept that and pretend it’s cuz there are a few good girls left in the world,even though I know that there aren’t.

Here are some links…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Jodie Marsh Isn’t Dressed Slutty…
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Ciara is Hot in Paper
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Selena Gomez Does the Miley
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Jojo Works Out
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The 15 Hottest Sideboobs at the VMAs
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Pam Anderson in a See Through Shirt
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Animals Can Be Trolls Too
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The Bigger they Are – The Harder They Fall
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11 Obsolete Words We Should Bring Back
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Notting Hill Carnival Police Dance Off
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Adriana Lima in Lingerie
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Van Drives Over an Open Manhole at Full Speed
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Her Name is Janice and She’s Slutty
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Ghetto Bitch Fight in the Restaurant
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Her Name is Sarah Randall and She Shows Her Boobs
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Things Your Mom Says That Aren’t True
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Alec Baldwin Attacked the Paparazzi Again
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Mischa Barton Bending Over
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Weird Tattoos Inspired By Actual Art
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14 Facts That Justify Sleeping In
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Lil Wayne Fan Might Be On Drugs
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Joe Francis Is Going to Jail
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Vin Diesel Shits On Hollywood
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A State By State Map of Porn Searches
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Kelly Brook is Naked for the Internet
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Guess the Celebrity Tits
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Broken Nose Prank
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The Best tattoos in Hip Hop
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Racism Is Alive And Well
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This is the Best Miley Pic Ever
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Eva Longoria in Short Short Shorts
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An Awesome 90s Twerk Video
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Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini Top
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Selena Gomez in Concert
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Amazing Dinosaur Prank
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The Robo Beer Vendor
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Tom Cruise’s Son with Some Girl in a Bikini Bottom
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Fresh Milk On Your Cheerios
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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DSFCams is the Future
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This Girl Can’t Handle the Sybian
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Lesbians in Bed
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White Pants – Wet Pussy
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Babe Fucking a Popsicle
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Aug

Miley Cyrus Can’t Twerk of the Day

Everyone is talking about Miley Cyrus. From Teddy Bear advocates who feel she has violated Teddy Bears by making them into PG-13, uncensored dance partners on MTV…because clearly they’ve never seen teddy based porn where teddy either has a strap on or gets cummed on…to everyone on my fucking Facebook feed.

It’s at the point of annoying because of a few simple things…twerking is mainstream, college girls all twerk so Miley wasn’t shitting on black culture, she was just being a typical Disney chick…but more importantly it wasn’t hot…if anything…her twerk in and of itself was a shameful fucking twerk and that is what parents of her fans should really be appalled by…that and the lack of camel toe on her skinny little Beiber body…

Here’s her dance from another angle and it’s pretty fucking bad.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

27

Aug

Sasha Grey is Not Choking on Dick in a Photoshoot of the Day

Sasha Grey dropped out of porn to become mainstream…because there are a few ways to become a legit actor and one of them is doing hardcore porn, I’m talking choking on dick porn and spinning it as an art project on sexuality rather than being a broken down bitch with daddy issues just trying to get male attention the easiest way she can…only to decide one day “I’m done with this, put me on an HBO Show, cuz everyone at HBO jerks off to my porn and love me”…but that angle just annoys me, cuz promo pics of her come out like this and I see she’s had her soul fucked away from her a long time ago, her skin is shitty from all the drugs and self destruction that comes with being cummed on so much, and really there may even be a herpes scab on her lip…making the whole thing fucking horrible on every fucking angle…but at least she can pretend she’s making moves…really boring moves…to god knows where, but I’m thinking somewhere religious, it happens to the best sluts.

Posted in:Sasha Grey

2013

27

Aug

Michelle Trachtenberg’s Strategic Bikini Pic of the Day

You may remember Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where she became famous as the younger one everyone wanted to fuck, who am I kidding, fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, are still fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in some weirdo fucking obsessive nerd way that includes but is not limited to a binder with all your favorite pics of the stars of the show, models you’ve made of the stars of the show, and possibly one or two weddings and vow renewal ceremonies you’ve held for your Star Wars action figures, because your life is sad…

I am sure she’s been in other things, but I’m not going to bother looking into it, because it doesn’t matter, what does matter is her secret internet fatty pic, of her in a bikini top, shot from the belly button up, hiding any girth she’s been packing, with her head dipped down to cover any double chins, all clever and almost as erotic as the first time you jacked off to her freak.

Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg

2013

27

Aug

Lady Gaga’s Ridiculous Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga is a ridiculous attention seeker and the flaw in her formula, because I generally like attention seeking whores, is that she’s fucking ugly. You see her body isn’t’ the worst even if it’s not the best, but her face is disgusting, constantly in a state of ready to throw the fuck up, and her act of being some highbrow artist with some high brow concept when really she’s just a fucking commercialized clown designed to make money off kids with low self esteem because she’s different and so are they…just makes her disgusting…even when half naked on the street…It’d be nice if she saved this exhibitionist shit for people who I want to fuck….rather than waste it on herself…

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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

27

Aug

There is a Wolverine Porn of the Day

I am a firm believer that anyone who reads this site is a comic book reading virgin loser, the kind of social awkward weirdo who lives in his mom’s basement and smells of stale cum because he’s used his sweat pants to wipe his dick off the last 4 years and never bothered washing them because he doesn’t have to. You know just a dude with a bucket of his own sperm that he’s saving to carve into a inanimate vagina he can fuck…someone totally normal who can get off to comic books because they’ve never had real pussy and comic book pussy is enough to get them going….

I just assume anyone having sex isn’t on the internet, but rather, having sex…I am old school like that and I forget that everyone uses the internet now…and the internet is not just a weird spot for select few perverts looking for weird fucking fetish porn and random sexual encounters…

So I figure I’ll give you this hardcore Wolverine XXX clip because turning your favorite nerd shit into hardcore porn is probably pretty awesome for you…

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Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2013

27

Aug

Miley’s Michael Jordan Ass of the Day


Miley Cyrus is so urban. Urban is so underground and if you don’t believe me, it’s being proven by Miley. being so Urban.

Miley isn’t some sheltered rich kid who doesn’t leave her sheltered rich kid life. She’s totally street. I mean that’s where she learned how to tweak…

Or maybe, tweaking, hip hop and all that other shit, is just played out now..it is mainstream. It is dead…but unfortunately for some of you Miley isn’t…but you haters are just jealous…cuz anyway you dice it, Miley is perfection to me.

Here’s the reason she’s wearing her 23 Jersey Bikini

Posted in:Miley Cyrus