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2013

23

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker in a Bathing Suit of the Day

If you can divert yourself from trying to understand how a face can be that long…and still be considered human…you’ll see she’s in a bathing suit…slowly melting away…

If you’re into Equus, and discovered your sexuality towards horses watching SEX and the CITY, a show that ruined a generation of women who’s uteruses just want to be impregnated, but are neglected because of the HPV from random hook-ups and career because bitches need designer fucking shoes, all thanks to being written by a gay dude, when society really needs icons who are just good homemakers….great laundry washers….amazing dishwasher emptiers like this was the 1950s. A simpler time…

You’ll probably like this…I know her homosexual husband sure does. He sings show tunes about the shit.

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2013

23

Aug

Babe Washing a Motorbike Erotically of the Day

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This is my kind of fail, but I am just an asshole. I like seeing girls fail, especially girls who you know think they are hot, because if they didn’t think they were hot, they wouldn’t be half naked and washing motorcycles for a crowd, hoping to be some kind of superstar they think they deserve to be, while running the promo model game to the top like they were Marisa Miller….you know the kind of girl who would snob you out unless you were someone important…making this video awesome.

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2013

23

Aug

Charisma Carpenter in a Bikini of the Day

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Virgins losers love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, especially those aged 30-45 and I don’t really get it, but Charisma Carpenter fucking loves it, because that shit keeps her fake tits relevant, which helps justify the investment in them so many years ago..I mean this is like the time she did Playboy to get people to remember her, only the less naked and wearing a bikini version, and I am okay with that, because despite never quite accomplishing much beyond one TV show, she’s done a hell of a lot more for herself than most strippers, and most importantly, she’s not fat and despite being in her 40s and not being a fan of anything she’s done, she’s still got a well traveled vagina, I wouldn’t mind hearing the journey from…via my mouth….and/or penis.

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2013

23

Aug

Pamela Anderson for GQ Russia of the Day

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I wonder how long ago these pictures were shot, I’m thinking a decade, not because she looks young and vibrant, this Pam Anderson bitch, but because she’s in a thong, and being 100 fucking years old this year, thongs are supposed to be banned, making think that even with all the photoshop she can manage, this would never have happened…unless maybe in Germany, cuz Germans are freaks…and into gross fetishes…like shitting elderly diaper porn…

That said, it is typical that Russia would be into her 30 years too late, during the 80s communism it happened with jeans, coca cola, McDonalds and a lot of things us Capitalists were already over and done with….and so the cycle continues…

I mean, I realize these are old pics, but still too new for how old this bitch is…

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2013

23

Aug

Naya Rivera in a Bikini of the Day

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Naya Rivera looks like some Disney bitch who has had her hormones altered thanks to the craft services food they fed her on set to protect their investment, but apparently she’s on Glee…

The fact is that despite looking 13, she’s 26, making her some kind of tween fetishists dream because you can’t get arrested for cumming to her nudes…you know for the less committed perv who won’t risk jail for an orgasm…

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2013

23

Aug

Rihanna in a See Through Dress of the Day

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You may hate Rihanna, you may think she’s some fucking pile of shit, losing her mind, talentless hack with a great scam going on, who likes to get high, likes to get beat up and is ruining the youth of tomorrow by making them think being a trashy whore is okay, which to me is her biggest contribution to the world….that and her style..cuz according to this dress…she’s got great fucking style…

A Huge Collection of Rihanna in her Bikini Pics from the past month CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Aug

Crossing the Highway Fail of the Day

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Some people are fucking idiots…it happens…especially in China where they are still adapting to all the development, all the buildings, and highways…it’s like one year there’s a field, the next a 4 lane highway, that makes getting across a little confusing, with all those cars being propelled full fucking speed at her, only to cause a fucking accident…and the whole thing is so nuts it’s funny…reminding us that sometimes, people need to be run the fuck over…to teach them a fucking lesson.

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2013

23

Aug

Irina Shayk is Amazing in Allure Russia of the Day

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I don’t care that Irina Shayk is a groupie, opportunist, gold digging slut who got her career start as a mail order bride to a person who had the power to get her into SI, which got her that stamp of approval that got her into so much fucking more, putting her name on the map….

Because I think when you look like this, you deserve good things given to you with very little effort, and it would be a tragedy if she had it any other way, like if she was back home in Russia working a McDonalds or stripclub, she’s better off working Allure magazine…shaving her legs in it and shit…I am a fan.

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2013

23

Aug

Geena Mullins for NUTS Lookin’ Hot of the Day

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Sure I am not bothering posting the nipple version of these pics, because I didn’t care enough to google them and find them, I just appreciated that they looked like some 90s mall photography that a fat wife shoots for her old man on their 20th anniversary, hoping to excite him enough not to cheat on her with one of the younger strippers at the strip club, while making her feel like she’s’ still got it, even though she doesn’t…only unlike your middle aged mom or wife being slutty for her own ego, this Gena bitch is actually kinda hot, the kind of girl who doesn’t need a good photographer to look worth fucking….

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2013

23

Aug

Renata Kuerten for Some Shit Called Salinas of the Day

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This is proof that I will post pics of anyone in a bikini…under any and all circumstances, as long as she’s in a bikini, no matter how insignificant she may be, I’ll put those pics up like they matter, even though my horoscope told me “quality not quantity”…I just can’t help myself…it’s an addiction, like heroin only far less logical or fun, because unlike heroin, looking at pics of random trash getting paid to be in a bikini, really isn’t all that fun…if anything it’s kind of a waste of time.

That said, her name is Renata, and she’s a model, because every girl with a cell phone is a fucking model these days…but this one is Brazilian, like the wax, but better, since the brazilian wax is responsible for the death of pubic hair, and pubic hair is one of nature’s gift to us, we don’t even know it…

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