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2013

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am so full…of love…I may need to shit it out…all over the nearest thing…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…Are Fun…
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Lindsay Lohan Selfie
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Best Beach Ever….Alll Kinds of Hot Titties…
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Rosie Jones in Lingerie
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I Always Knew Wrestling was Gay
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Gisele in Lingerie
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Slut Posing of the Day
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10 Bets You Will Always Win
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Funny Art Gallery Prank
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Wooden Spoon Trick
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100 Pics of Babes Washing Cars
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Her Name is Elisabetta Gregoraci and She’s in a Bikini
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Brad from TOOL TIME All Growed Up
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50 Sexiest Female Athletes on Social Media
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The New Kristen Stewart is Mischa Barton
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Rumer Willis in See Through Leggings is the Scariest thing Ever
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Blurred Lines Violin Cover is Weird as Fuck
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Killer Bee Beehive Prank
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Sophie Turner has Two Butts
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Heather Graham Cleavage!
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Church Dancers Flip Fail
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I Wish this was Olivia Munn Dead in the Pool
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DAT ASS!
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Amber Heard is a Babe and She’s Talking about Large Black Dildos
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22 Pics of Jennifer Lawrence
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Selena Gomez Weird Panty Flash
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Minka Kelly Cleavage
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Baby Panda Reunited With Mom Panda – CUTE
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The Most Intense Train Video of the Day
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Egyptians Push a Police Van Off an Overpass
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Argentinian Babe Showing Off Her Body
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Amanda Seyfried is Banging Justin Long…The Mac Guy…That’s Tragic
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Selma Blair Breast Feeding in Public
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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Pic
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Amazing Greek Celebrity With Huge Tits Who Loves Anal – On the Beach
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Kat Graham Pokies
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Huge As Fuck Asian Tits
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Miley Cyrus Legs!
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Weird Japanese Sushi Commercial
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So Many Redheads.
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Kristen Stewart is Going to Get an Education
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Gabriella Collado on the Beach in a Bikini
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Her Name is Connie -She’s Got Huge Tits and a Hot Bush
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Motorcycle Stunts
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Dude Makes People’s Morning Better….
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Kimberly Garner in a Bedsheet
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Hey Girl. – Show Us What You Can Do With Your Tongue
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Amazing – Tough Guy Of the Day….Do You Lift Bro?
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Madonna Has Grill
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This is the Worst Hairline Ever
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100s maybe 1000s maybe even Millions of Babes Masturbating….on Cam for Free…Better than TV
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Lesbians in Class
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Amazing Cam Girl…Seriously
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Girl Eating Ice Cream Decides to Dildo!
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Good Old Fashioned Japanese Fisting
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Some Young Cock Teases
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What’s That in her Snatch…
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Friendly Webcam Pussy Eating
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Girl Masturbating in a Diaper
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Sydney Leathers or Myla or Farrah

DSFCams is the Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Aug

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini on Instagram of the Day

A few hours ago…the internet was shat on like it was my face at a german S&M club…when Stella McCartney posted a picture of her friend, our enemy, Gwyneth Paltrow in a Stella McCartney Bikini, doing a little Vegan jump, all old and totally not erotic, not that Gwyneth Paltrow has the ability to be erotic, but she does have the ability to leverage her dad’s connections into becoming an A-Lister…without really ever deserving it, which is always nice to see, especially 15 years later, while half naked…or not…ever…maybe this would be better if she was wearing a snow-suit..but then again, she isn’t fat..so I’ll let it slide…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2013

15

Aug

Paris Hilton’s New Sex Tape of the Day

This is hardly a sex tape, but seeing Paris Hilton at some Foam Party in Ibiza getting slammed with a frothy white substance in a pretty substantial volume, is pretty much as close as we get…

It’s not even that much of a stretch though, because historically, she likes to go big and over-the-top, meaning if it was a sex tape, she could easily get enough dudes to fill up the foam party reservoir…

If anything, it brings back memories of a time when Rick Solomon came on her in their sex tape that made her famous…

Which is better than looking at her for the pathetic, old hag at the part that she is…raging like a college girl while fucking the DJ boyfriend…because she’s got all the money in the world and nothing better to do with herself…you know why start a charity or do good…or get a job or leverage your fame and fortune into something more than the vapid little brand you’ve made for yourself..when you can be on stage at a club for a bunch of high as fuck international party kids…pretty pathetic…but we wouldn’t expect anything else from this cunt…

That’s why I like to focus more on her getting slammed with obscene amounts of semen, it makes this villain more likeable..

She’s a prop at a night club act to help get her boyfriend paid more per booking…horrible.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

15

Aug

Peruvian Block Party of the Day

Block parties look fun in Peru…just a great example of how neighbors can come together and celebrate being neighbours! You share the same community…you share the same lifestyle…and instead of locking your doors and not even acknowledging each other like we do here, you should greet each other with open arms…because let’s face it, you only have a few neighbors and that’s a special bond…and most importantly it takes a village to raise a child…

Sidenote, I love when the granny in pink gets punched in the fucking face….LOLZ.

Posted in:Videos

2013

15

Aug

Shauna Sand’s Bikini Instagram Video of the Day

I was once really into Shauna Sand…not because she’s hot but because she was a novelty act. Totally entertaining…

The kind of inspirational mother who wore her stripper shoes everywhere, who the paparazzi loved.

A professional dancer turned into a professional…because obviously something went seriously wrong in her life, leading to huge stupid fake tits, Playboy and stripping, celebrity husbands who lead to solid child support and retirement money, to being the half naked clown screaming for attention every chance she got….including a SEX TAPE WITH HER ROCKIN’ HUGE MONSTER LABIA that I leaked to the internet in 2009…

It’s nice to see her back to her old self, up to her old tricks, because I’ve felt empty without her….

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2013

15

Aug

2014 Pirelli Calendar Preview of the Day

Patrick Demarchelier & Peter Lindbergh shot the 2014 Pirelli Calendar, which in the past has been pretty fucking hot, naked, slutty…but this year seems boring, tame, and a total misuse of a ton of fucking models who I’m sure have all been totally naked so many times before and who should be totally naked this time together…because that would be new, that would be exciting enough to try to masturbate to, but instead it’s just set up like a shoot your mom got at Sear in the 90s for your dad before he left her for the secretary, wearing her Calvin Klein jeans and a white button down shirt half open, because your mom was a cheesy bitch who always dreamt of being a model…

Worst preview ever…I mean seriously people, step your fucking game up.

Posted in:Pirelli Calendar

2013

15

Aug

Kelly Brook Posted Some Hot Pics to Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook is an old sloppy big titty bitch…who manages to pull off these decent photoshoots so that every dude who sees her falls in love with her and thinks she’s a amazing…without taking the time to look at what she looks like when she’s not photoshopped to shit….

You see any girl with stupid sized tits, especially when they are real, is going to hormonally be fertile as shit, which Kelly Brook has proven with at least one pregnancy that ended in “tragedy”…and with being fertile as shit..comes sloppy asses, thighs and cellulite..

I like tits… I just think tits get too much hype, so much hype that chubby girls get famous for them. That never made sense to me…I have a friend who only fucks fat girls for their tits, and would say “She had huge tits” and I’d say “She had huge everything bro, especially an appetite, I mean shit…she’s huge”….I guess I just don’t love big tits more than I love skinny chicks…

We live in a world where there is so much more than tits…like asshole, you know it is the window to a girl’s soul…

To see some big titty sloppy legs that aren’t photoshopped CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

15

Aug

Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this very important and relevant tweet last Friday…and HERE ARE THE PICS

Nothing like a 30 year old stripper or escort pretending to be a teen and really milking it, even though she’s got clown sized novelty titties that no teen would ever get…

IT’s all fucking lies, even a joke, but lies I don’t mind because they come half naked and struggling hard for attention as the media eats up every fucking piece of her bullshit, because they got nothing better to talk about…A joke maybe, but we all know it’s going to end in a sex tape, it’s just a waiting game, and I dig that…

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS OF HER DOING CARTWHEELS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

15

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Slutty Photoshoot Continues of the Day

Ashley Benson is still milking this bad girl, Spring Breakers bullshit, because it is the only thing that put her on the fucking map….only this time she’s doing it for fashion magazine Nylon, that at one point in time was edgy, kinda like Harmony Korine…but I am sure this bitch doesn’t know that…She’s just milking the candy-coated, corporate and commercial version of those things, now that they have one thing in mind and that’s monetization…it’s the key to ruining anything that had anything good to offer the world…but at least they have her simulating sucking dick, even if this kind of behavior, as Miley always reminds us, is the new Disney behavior…thanks to people like Lohan who have made DUI’s and drug addictions the norm….and I’m not complaining, because the more sluts the merrier…I mean get them in when they are young, make crotchless panties the new top 40 and sign me the fuck up…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2013

15

Aug

Hilda Dias Pimentel for Fizzy Mag of the Day

The name Hilda…has never been so hot…but in the name Hilda’s defence, it has never been hot…if you know what I mean…

Her name is unfortunately Hilda, the kind of name you would strategically change if you had good management, because it isn’t all that marketable or exciting…but luckily for her, she is…

From Brazil, built like a tall hipster…posing like a tall hipster…in what is semi-erotic and even soft core porn, if we were still in the 80s….cuz thanks to the internet, the only think we consider soft core is when they use condoms…or they edit out the pop shot…

Posted in:Hilda Dias Pimentel