2013
14
Aug
Juan Carlos Verona is some photographer who shot these two models named Alice and Mariana for some magazine called BAMBI MAGAZINE …and they are showing their tits…because it’s a better gig getting topless for some random ass magazine, than working at the discount grocery store handing out tampon samples…
Makin’ moves, naked for fashion, maybe one day they’ll be famous, but for now they are putting in work, work I can appreciate, cuz it comes with nipples I can stare at.
Posted in:NSFW|Photos|stepFASHION
2013
14
Aug
Girls are such slus…I was just browsing through instagram and it turns out that girls compare how they jerk dudes off in picture..
It’s like so many pictures of their jerk off hand in jerk off stance..reminding me of a better time when girls actually used to jerk you off…before they got lazy and realized sticking it in their pussy takes less work and causes less sour wrists…
(worst joke ever. I’ve failed you)
Posted in:Photos
2013
14
Aug
Candice Swanepoel & Edita Vilkeviciute are such lesbians…at least for the sake of a fashion shoot for a fashion magazine…trying to be all controversial in a world that has lost any filter they may have had…
I can deal with this kind of lesbian. The whole hot bitches just touching each other kind of lesbian…it’s all gentle and feminine, even though I know it doesn’t actually exist, because all lesbians I know are built like dudes, yet hate dudes, cuz I guess they have penis envy, and with penis envy comes a hatred of anything with a bigger dick than they have…I mean either that or Lesbians just hate everything I represent, which I guess would make sense, since lesbians are always angry…at everything…even each other and just never quite satisfied…thanks to never having a dick inside them…but often times having really realistic dicks inside them…because they are on the fence with the whole lesbian thing, but have to stay committed to it…otherwise they’ll look like phoney lesbians…
The whole thing is so complicated, but these Candice and her Homie Pics aren’t…they are amazing…enough…next time more labia…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Edita Vilkeviciute
2013
14
Aug
2013
14
Aug
You know what you need? More pics of Victoria’s Secret models posing in bikinis for Victoria’s Secret that they posted on Instagram because their lives aren’t ridiculous enough and they need the envy of all staring at their hot model bodies….
So here’s Marloes Horst…doing what so many have done before her….and that’s posting pics of herself in St Barts being conditioned at the Victoria’s Secret training camp to be the best half nude model she can be…it’s one of those situations where she sold her soul to the devil for this shit, we should at least give her props through our masturbating….
TO SEE HER MODELING FOR VICTORIA’s SECRET CLICK HERE
Posted in:Marloes Horst
2013
14
Aug
ELSA HOSK is a model who is making big moves for herself, from doing Victoria’s Secret campaigns, to now this H&M Campaign, it’s like the world is her oyster as long as she’s half naked and in lingerie, because despite probably being a scary tall monster in person, with shoulders built like an ox, you know almost plus sized, but skinny and proportionate, in pictures she looks amazing, and like she’s got a body that the average bitch can’t attain, which I like because it leads to insecurities and insecurities lead to me getting laid…
Sure I prefer her past, I’m talking 2011, when she was making moves and getting NAKED FOR FASHION …you know eager and not getting paid for this shit…because back then I could stare at her tits and say “desperate bitch”…now I can just look at her tits and say “remember when she was a desperate bitch, yeah those were the days”….but on the positive side of things…I can still stare at her tits…so despite losing at all things in life, I feel like we’ve won here today….
Posted in:Elsa Hosk
2013
14
Aug
Am I actually posting this? I mean seriously, who gives a fuck about Kelly Kelly..who is not legally allowed to be referred to as Kelly Kelly, but rather as her “birth” name Barbie Blank…because the WWE own her name…and she sold her soul to them for 150,000 dollars a year…as they invested in building her name that they owned…because let’s face it, there are countless strippers, hookers, and dumb bitches who just want to be on TV, willing to do it for a lot less…and now that she’s cut ties with them, she’s got a career of taking bikini pics of herself and posting them on the internet for her trailer park fans who probably don’t know what them there internet is…they are too busy raping their kids, neighbours and “faggots” just to fuck the gay out of them…you know who those WWE fans work…
Posted in:Kelly Kelly
2013
14
Aug
The hightlight of this Vouge Netherlands shoot featuring mom, DJ Whore, black penis chaser, with her stretched out vagina isn’t that a tall as fuck girl from wherever the fuck she is from, I’m gonna assume Netherlands, can become a cover girl, and it is not that Victoria’s Secret can brain wash an industry by brainwashing men into thinking their girls are the end all and be all of pussy…leading to getting them more work…the hightlight of this shoot is that she’s in pee stance in one of the pics, and I love watching girls pee, either on my face, on the sidewalk, in my mouth, or on each other…making this some pretty racy fucking fashion pics…sure she may just be squatting but my imagination is good enough to visualize a stream…of urine…dripping down her model thigh…
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2013
14
Aug
Elyse Taylor is a young, new generation Victoria’s Secret model…She’s not all that young, she’s 26 and has been pushing her half naked body around the fashion industry since she was 18….but she’s from Australia and you’ve probably never heard of her, and probably don’t remember her when she was doing the 2009 Victoria’s Secret fashion show, cuz you were too busy jerking off to it, cuz lingerie informercials on primetime television is you’re fucking jam, it’s the only way you can get off, and it only happens once a fucking year…
Either way, she’s pulled some strings, sucked the right dick, let the right guys inside her Kangaroo pouch, and here she is posting instagram pics from the catalog shoot she just shot for the evil empire, cuz let’s face it, it’s a stamp of approval all girls want, and the other old timers can’t do it forever and need to be replaced…
Here are some of her pics, I like her…I may have to trick her into dating me.
TO SEE HER MODELING FOR VICTORIA’s SECRET CLICK HERE
Posted in:Elyse Taylor
2013
14
Aug
Saskia de Brauw is an old dutch …I am talking over 30 old….with big old titties that I have POSTED BEFORE …since solid sized tits on a tall model is rare and needs to be celebrated even if they are fake..
The interesting thing about this bitch is that she quit modelling when she was 16, became some kind of weirdo artist, only to return back to modelling at 29…which makes no fucking sense…but that I guess was the right hustle…because she’s covering Vogue Paris with them big titties…which I assume is a big deal to models….or weirdo artists who became models…after being models in their youth…the whole thing confuses me.
Posted in:Saskia de Brauw
