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2013

07

Aug

Helen Hunt Doesn’t Surf Like Anastasia Ashley of the Day

Helen Hunt was looking pretty AWESOME IN A BIKINI and now she’s in a wet suit, a wet suit she probably peed in to stay warm, urine tricking down her old lady thighs…like she was a squirter…surfing…like she wasn’t 100 years old…and I am into it…

But she’s got nothing on everyone’s favorite surfer with two arms…Anastasia Ashley…who you may remember from yesterday’s video of her hot little warm-up dance…in the event you’ve stopped playing it on repeat…

Here are the pics…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:Helen Hunt

2013

07

Aug

Maria Sharapova in Shape Magazine of the Day

Tennis babe Maria Sharapova is in Shape magazine which makes sense because she’s a fucking pro athlete who if she doesn’t matter in terms of her pro sports career…still has muscle memory that will prevent her from becoming a fat bitch…not to mention there’s sponsors who have their hand shoved so far up her vagina…who she works for to make the millions a year a spokesperson who will cut off the lifeline if she ended up obese…but I’m not complaining that they did a shoot with her, she’s hot, I’m just complaining that it didn’t involve any spread asshole pics…

Posted in:Maria Sharapova

2013

07

Aug

Izabel Goulart Hot Nutrilatina Campaign of the Day

Izabel Goulart is pretty fucking fit. I guess that’s what happens when you have a taste of the good Victoria’s Secret life and they fire you for no good reason, making you feel like you’re totally inadequate after years of performing for them…you know all up on your high horse killin’it…which is one of my favorite fucking things…because if you’re in a position to make a girl a star and take it the fuck away from her…just to fuck with her mind and her relevance in the world…because you can…is pretty fucking funny to remind her that she’s replaceable…it makes for better blow jobs…or in her case..it makes for more sit-ups…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

07

Aug

Cintia Dicker for AMAZONpower of the Day


Cintia Dicker is the Brazilian redhead who I want to have sex with because she’s Brazilian and a redhead…I mean that and she’s got a bunch of followers and a modeling agency…which is now a prerequisite for me to masturbate to you…it’s like I need the professional endorsement and support of many to make me think a bitch is worthy….if you’re not published half naked in magazines you don’t fucking matter…especially if you’re a redhead…because redheads are hit and miss and often times disgusting, scary and out of a horror movie…with contrasting pubic hair to vagina lips that are not erotic but just weird…but this redhead is all exotic and shit…the kind you would be crazy not to want to have sex with and now she’s posing for some bullshit…who cares..

Posted in:Cintia Dicker

2013

07

Aug

Helena Christensen Old and Hot for Red of the Day

Helena Christensen is amazing..she was born in the 60s, old enough to have been to Woodstock, from the Miss Denmark 1986 pageant….to the Chris Isaak’s Wicked Games video….to Victoria’s Secret in the early 1990s…yet still maintaining the erections of many, or at least me and not in a “Hey I remember jerking off to this girl, I should go look at her old pics”…like I do with so many has beens, but rather still looking hot enough to jerk off to…which is fucking unheard of…and amazes me on so many levels…like the kind of freak of nature I’d be into having sex with and not just doing for the experience of having sex with them for being a freak of nature…like that time I fucked the chick with the lobster claw hand…only way less nightmares afterwards…

I’m into this…

Posted in:Helena Christensen

2013

07

Aug

Barbara Palvin Crotch Shot for an Ad of the Day

Nothing says “I’m an eager young model from a third world ex-soviet war torn country trying to get ahead so that I don’t have to wait in line for rationed bread anymore…or worst…be traded on the international human trafficking sex trade market” quite like doing a high kick in a bikini bottom..spreading your vagina…underneath thin fast drying bathing suit bottoms…I mean the kind of position they’d have us thinking Justin Bieber had her in when giving her an amateur gyno exam with his tongue…before realizing we all know Beiber’s gay.

I like this campaign and will buy 3 of whatever they are selling.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night’s failed pick-up line:

Will You Use My Dick as a Tampon?

Here are some links….

Her name is Natalia Proza and She’s in a Bikini…
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Sylvester Stallone Hates Bruce Willis – Planet Hollywood Drama 20 Years Later…
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Girls Showing Off Their Abs
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Selena Gomez Sucks in i-D Magazine
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Seeing as I’m the Dude Who Released this Anastasia Ashley Twerk video…I’m Pretty Happy it Went Viral…So Happy I’ll Jerk Off To It Again
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Some Dude Named Tom Hiddleston Will Not be in the Avengers
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Mountain Bike Overtake in Style
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Anja Rubik for Vogue
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Best Rejection GIF Ever…
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Russian Hitman Prank!
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Boy Catches a Fish in Record Time
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Michelle Pfeiffer is Still Hot as Fuck
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This Chick Undressing is Awesome
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Babes on Babes on Babes….on Cams…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Aug

LovelyChey is the DSFCams Girl of the Day

Her name is LOVELYCHEY and she’s fuckng lovely…

You can see how lovely she is by by CLICKING HERE TO SEE HER TOTALLY NSFW VIDEOS

I am drunk, it is late, and some 22 year old Aries, who you may or may not be astrologically connected with but who you may appreciate her self-proclaimed expertise of being wet 24-7, rubbing her tight pink pussy until it creams everywhere, and deep throating….

I mean…don’t threaten me with a good time LovelyChey…let’s get married…

TO SEE HER MASTURBATING ON CAM CLICK HERE

TO GO DIRECTLY TO HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER TO COME ONLINE (Literally) CLICK HERE

TO SEE ALL THE GIRLS ON DSFCams CLICK HERE

Posted in:DSFcams

2013

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

Highlight of the day was when some babe was texting and driving and who went nuts when I said “you shouldn’t text and drive”…I’m talking on her period nuts where she was swearing at me and shit…only for me to say “it’s all good baby, no one was hurt”..and for her to peel off like a mad person…I think it was a real love connection…you know as a professional romantic, I really felt the connection….

Or the highlight of the day was trying to convince a lesbian waitress to let me into her lesbian relationship because I felt she was a lesbian who used the most realistic dick dildos…you know not quite a lesbian, just confused by Lady Gaga’s born this way song…that has guided her into eating pussy.

Or the highlight of the day was asking was asking an Old dude with a 25 year old imported wife how much money or viagra he had to make that happen after my friend ran ran over his scooter…he shared with his 20 year old imported Asian wife….

Or maybe it was this twerk video my friends shot of Anastasia Ashley when she was warming up that I’ve been staring at all day….

But the hightlight of the day is probably these links…

I think this is Jessica Alba and her Granny in a Bikini….I’m not sure all I see is Saggy Pussy
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Helen Hunt’s Got Huge Fucking Booty
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A Whole Lot of Downblouse pIcs
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This Panhandler Prank is Genius
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Intense Dance Routine
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Hilary Duff Mom Legs OOZING Mom juice…
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Roomba Riding Shark Cat Cleans the Kitchen
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Sarah Jessica Parker Covers Harper’s Bazaar and it’s Horrible…
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The Funniest Public Bathroom Sign
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Some babe With Small Fake Tits Takin’ Off Her Bikini Top
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Life isn’t All Sunshine and Rainbows….
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Eva Longoria in her Bikini….
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The Worst Celeb Cameos in Video Games
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Boston Priest Caught With Hooker Behind Cemetery
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Some Dude’s Wifey Topless on the Beach
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Carmen Electra is Still Alive and She’s Made of Plastic
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EDM and Rock Live Mash-Up
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The Hottest Pics of Marisa Miller
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I StilL Want to Taste Sienna Miller’s Used up Twat
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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I am into Carla Bruni in a Bikini…My Kind of President’s Wife
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Magic City, Despite the Hot Nude Scenes is Cancelled
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Who’s Up For Some Old Lady Tittie Fucking?
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Rosie Huntington’s Pokies
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Juno Temple Naked in Magic Magic
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Chinese Biker Takes Mattress Home in Style
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried Awesome fucking Side Boob
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WOULD YOU HIT IT?
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The North Pole Turning Into a Lake…
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Bella Thorne Is Not Hot
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Amber Heard Gets the GIF Treatment
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This Is When You Know You Have Failed As A Parent
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Boobs Pouring Out of a Bra
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Sexy GIFs of Surfer Chicks…
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A Couple Babes Nude with Oranges
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Chris Brown is Retiring from Music – Who Cares
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Homeless Guy’s Kermit Puppet Queen Rendition Performance
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Homeless Guy Gets Assfucked by a Ghost
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Russian Fish Catches Russian Fisherman
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Riley Keough Awesome Cameltoe
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This Chick Can Ride My Face Any Day. Good God I’d Eat That Shit Up All Damn Day!
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Craziest Police Chase Ever
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Babes in Sports Bras
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Asian Teen Committed to Finding the G-Spot
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Fat Tits Masturbating
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Asian Pussy Spread
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3 German Girls Masturbating
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Some Tentacle Rape
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Aug

Miley Cyrus Got Herself a New Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a new Tattoo because she’s so fucking urban, you know now that she’s gone hip hop, because hip hop is pop music, and she’s a fucking pop star from LA and all she knows is pop…you know even when being underground she’s fucking mainstream cuz she’s Miley Cyrus…and the whole thing would be better if she was choreographing a hipster themed, but not very hipster cuz she’s Miley, and being hipster is impossible, twerk….

Here’s some MTV VMA preview shit…that would be much better if she was shaking that ass…it’s pretty fucking lame…

To See The Rest of the Pics of Her with Kat Von D, my favorite fat nobody Nazi who doesn’t deserve to be famous… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus