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2013

24

Jul

Rita Ora in her Bikini has Titties of the Day

Busty Rihanna impersonator who they have decided to train and cultivate to be the Rihanna replacement, just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end of crazy bitch who can’t handle fame and money, which is going to happen soon enough…you know a puppet they pull out of a small island in the Caribbean is easy to manipulate with promises of fame and fortune and when she gets too big, you just have to knock her off and throw in some other bitch, one with big tits, who can pull off the exact same bullshit act, with the exact same low level talent, that is more fun to watch, cuz of the tits…

Here are some pics I pulled from her instagram, celebrating her titties….her soon to be famous titties…because titties are all that really matter when it comes to her…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

24

Jul

Kate Upton is a Secret Internet Fatty of the Day

I’ve seen these pose so many times before, whether on Facebook or online dating, and it won’t trick me…partially because I’ve seen Kate Upton’s modeling work, and I know she’s got this dumpy pile of shit belly that doesn’t make any sense to me as to how or why she’s a model, even with her huge tits…but also because I know any girl who puts her hand on her belly, and shoots herself from the tits up…knows exactly what she’s doing and that’s saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING TITS THEY ARE HUGE AND THUS I AM RELEVANT AND DESERVING OF ALL MY SUCCESS BECAUSE I HAVE MASTERED OPTICAL ILLUSIONS AND TRICKING BASIC DUDES WHO ONLY NEED TITS TO GET EXCITED ABOUT A BITCH”….

Sure, the whole thing would be more upsetting, if she didn’t have these stupid tits, I mean if she was just a flat chested fat model, I’d go into protest outside the SI offices, but like most basic dudes, I appreciate them, even if unlike basic dudes, I hate her for everything else. I’m angry like that. I seek justice for all. Not favoritism for fat girls with fat girl tits.

What a fucking pig.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

24

Jul

Alexa Vega’s Tits in a Bra for the Internet of the Day

Spy Kids Alexa Vega is all grown up, which probably upsets some of you perverts who use Spy Kids as your masturbation material, I’m talking to you Robert Rodriguez.

But doesn’t upset me, cuz she’s fucking built proper. Her child starring done did her right, and the fact that she’s wearing a bra as a shirt, like so many everyday girls, cuz I guess that’s the style, a style I endorse, because I’m old school and still find it hot and slutty.

I just hope she goes Amanda Bynes Crazy cuz it increases my chances of having sex with her.

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2013

24

Jul

Prius Driving Ninja of the Day

I was with a friend the other day who drives a mini, he pulled in between a huge, I’m talking jacked up pick-up truck with an Axe on the roof rack, like he was some kind of backwoods fireman or some shit, and some expensive sports car like a Porsche and he turned to me and said “Which one of us do you think has the biggest dick”….and I laughed, because I knew a man who didn’t need to compensate with car but who is constantly fucking hot bitches, and who drives a mini doesn’t necessarily have the biggest dick, but he definitely comes across like he does….and same goes for this gangster in a Prius knockout, I mean you’d think anyone in a Pirus was a vegan lesbian trying to save the world, not a killer who’s fists are his weapon…

Either way, it made me laugh.

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Jul

Amanda Bynes Security Footage of the Day

I love this Amanda Bynes shit.

So this is some secuirty video that was sold to TMZ that features a wig wearing Bynes scrambling around a liquor store to try to save her dogs that she accidentally caught on fire when she built a fire using gas in some parking lot, before being sent to hospital for being certifiable.

I still think it’s an act, and act I would love to have sex with, because she is both fun and hot and would seem to keep things exciting, despite being a dog killer….or negligent dog owner….

I am a fan and believe that her and Lohan will both win Oscars.

I just wish I could find a way to date her.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking until 5 am alone is not bad when you have a girl sending you spread asshole pictures all fucking night. In fact, it’s pretty fucking amazing.

You girls who haven’t been sending me spread asshole pics, need to step up your game, because right now, you’re being beat, and no one likes coming in second.

So get going. Here are some morning links…

Girls in Hot Tops!
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Jose Canseco’s Daughter Josie Canseco in a Bikini and Tight Bodied
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Amanda Bynes Tried to Burn Her Dog in a Fire She Started before being put on Crazy Watch
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Spot the Drowning Kid
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James Deen Does some Google Glass Porn
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Danielle Sharp VS Lucy PInder
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I love this Bikini Bull Ride
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Streetfighter Church Edition
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Here’s the bitch they hired to play Young Samantha from Sex and the City
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Today in Thigh Gap
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So Many Webcam Babes are Web Camming At All Times…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

follow star stepGIRL DIMALAUREN

I am going to go have sex with strangers I meet off the internet…and while I am doing that…Here are some words of wisdom from a french guy with some french sluts who all have anal sex on the first date…No Money, No Candy….

That song makes me feel like this taxi driver…only for some reason I think a bitchy wife is probably responsible for this…and not a horrible song.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini!!
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OMG it is the Royal Baby!! He Has His Father’s Hairline
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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OMG Penelope Cruz had a Baby While Being Upstaged By Kate Middleton
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Hot Bikini Bull Ride
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Squirrels Hide a Lot of Nuts in an Antenna
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Awesome Babe and her Handbra
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Some No Name Bitch Gets Her Pussy Sniffed Out By a Dog
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The Best in Tramp Stamps
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10 Types of Break-Ups and How to Handle Them
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Mike Myers to Make his Directorial Debut
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Sailboat VS Bridge
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Animated Sex Questions Featuring the Cast of The To Do List….
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Borat Drops Out of Queen Movie
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Shaved Cam Girls…on DSFcams….
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Rihanna Braless And Nipple Rings In See Through Mesh Shirt
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Ashley Benson is Thick
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Husband Films His Crazy Fat Wife’s Tantrum Before Filing for Divorce…
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Video of Jenny McCarthy Posing Nude
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James Deen Has a Food Show…
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Some Babe Named Makenzie Getting Naked…
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Some Galore Magazine Video…
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Her Name is Helga Lovekaty and She’s Amazing
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Glamour Girls in Bikinis
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Nina Agdal Has Instagram
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Unhappy Kids at Disney Land
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Traffic Cops Fighting!
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Naomi Watts Humping the Air
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Miley Cyrus Panty Upskirt
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Irina Shayk Went for a Very Hot Walk
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Girls Who Just Want to Have Fun
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Andrew Garfield at Comicon
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Ice Ice Baby the Movie Edition
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The Ultimate Waterslide Fails
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Before and After Acid Attacks!!
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Her Name is Megan Salinas and She’s Naked By the Pool and Amazing…
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Some Babe Stripping Out of a Snoopy Shirt
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Shark Attack Ruins a Perfectly Good Beach Day
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George Zimmerman Saved a Family – He’s a Hero….
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Dumb and Dumber on a Ladder
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Dita Von Teese Weird Strip Show
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67 GIFS of Bouncing Boobs
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Miley Cyrus Pussy Lip Slip
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Holly Madison Weirdo Bikini Pics
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Britney Spears Wins Best Bikini…
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Julie Benz Cleavage…
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Kourtney Kardashian in One Piece…
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Hot Asians
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Batman and Spiderman will Face Off in the Man of Steel Sequel
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Whale Almost Eats Diver
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Bullrunner Crashes through a Window
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Massive Cliff Collapses in France
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Demi Moore – Old Lady Upskirt…
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Gender Swapped Blurred Lines Scares me
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Hot Body Bathroom Spycam!
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Hundreds If Not 1000s of Webcam Babes Web Camming…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girls Not Having Fun in Porn
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Cute Girl Squirts All Over the Bathroom Floor
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Some Mouth and Pussy Smoking
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Big Titty Cam Show
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Crazy Girl Ruins Her Anus…
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Big Fucking Labia
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Some Fat Lesbians
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Babe Putting on a Strip Show!
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Extreme Bondage That Will Leave You Uncomfortable…
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Many Cam Girls Willing to Cam Girl….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Jul

Miley Vagina Slip in Short Shorts Scandal of the Day

Hick turned Hollywood Miley Cyrus…always hungry for a scandal because that’s how attention seekers work…put on a pair of shorts that are shorter than her vagina lips…at least that’s the rumor that’s going around with these pics of her taking the short short trend to the next level of ass cleavage, but showing pussy cleavage, but I can’t really figure out if I’m lookin’ at her actual meaty Disney twat, or just a Disney Twat…Either way, she’s a puppet, the kind I’d have sex with and not feel weird about, unlike the other puppets I store in my basement, that when found after I die, would be pretty embarrassing, if I wasn’t dead, or more importantly, if I had shame.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

23

Jul

WWE Diva Brie Bella Nip Slip of the Day

I don’t watch wrestling. I never have. It was always too gay for me. Even when they threw trashy pussy into the mix to make the man on man cuddling, you know faking fights to rub up against each other…half naked…less gay, I had no interest…I mean sure I’d fuck any of these stripper looking bitches, even Chyna, but just because I want to jerk off her dick clit and not feel gay about it…

Well, it turns out with shitty implants comes numb nipples, and with numb nipples comes nipple slips bitch has no idea is happening.

Her name is Brie Bella, she’s not a stripper like she should be, but she might as well is one now.

Posted in:Brie Bella|NSFW

2013

23

Jul

Rihanna’s Awesome See Through Top of the Day

I get so much hate mail for constantly posting pics of attention seeker Rihanna. It’s like people fucking hate this bitch, but not me, I think she’s pretty fucking perfect.

You see she’s a nice mix of excessive trashy thanks to growing up ghetto in the Islands before being designed and crafted to be a puppet that reaches millions every fucking day…a task that is surely going to break her the fuck down eventually, and even now these little episodes, whether getting with woman beating men…who aren’t just rumoured women beaters…but dudes who have beat her…or whether it is getting half naked as often as possible because you can only assume she realizes she’s traded in her fucking soul for this life…so they might as well take her body too.

Not to mention, she’s got a lot of fans, some of which are hot babes, who will start dressing like this when they leave the house, because that’s how drone behavior works, and you know what, I dig it…

She’s falling off hard…but she’s falling off right..and she still sells millions of records and sells out concerts…so it’s a fucking win….until she Amy Winehouses herself…but it was a good run. I’m a fan.

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Posted in:Rihanna