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2013

16

Jul

Amazing Coach of the Day

I am not posting this video because it is erotic, if you can masturbate to it, and I know at least one of you can, and probably has, you’re officially a fucking werido, but I still accept you, I just won’t invite you over for tea.

I am not posting this video because it is gruesome or violent or really worth watching.

I am posting this video, because seeing the coach throw his glasses like a girl before throwing down, for some reason, is really fucking funny to me…

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Jul

Christina Milian in Her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Christina Milian doesn’t really grasp the whole being a mom means stop trying to be a video vixen, half naked whore, tweaking at every pool party she is invited to, and even when she’s not at a pool party, she’s out there in her bikini snapping pics of herself in the bikini, because after being divorced and failing at relationship, it is nice to have some male attention to feel like you still got it, and if you’ve got the budget to hire a replacement mom to watch your kid, while you’re taking booty pics, why the fuck wouldn’t you…

This is like the rich person version of that MEME that circulated years ago of a woman doing a masturbation selfie with her kid in the background playing…only more luxurious with all the rich person amenities…to make it less weird to masturbate to…

Posted in:Christina Milian

2013

16

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Doesn’t Wear Period Friendly Clothing of the Day

I saw this scene in a movie once, or maybe it was in my masturbation fantasies from High School, when the one day a girl wore her white outfit to school, she got her first period, humiliated in front of everyone, forever being called “Bloody Betty” or whatever the fuck kids call the chubby girl in the white pants bleeding from her vagina…you know leading to years of torment, therapy, Post Traumatic Stress, a weird hate for her period because every time she got it it reminded her of that horrible day, leading to her becoming a lesbian and/or on hormone therapy to never have a period again…

All this to say, Vanessa Hudgens looks weird, I prefer her taking selfies naked and hairy….than this business casual weirdness.

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THiS LINK

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

16

Jul

Miley Cyrus Reunited With Her Mom of the Day

I love these episodes of Jerry Springer where they re-unite hicks with their dead beat parents. It is some feel good country music loving shit…straight from the inbred part of America…full of broken english, but not full of full mouths of teeth…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

16

Jul

Paula Labaredas’ Cosplay Princess Leia Video Weirdness of the Day

I am not a fan of this nobody Paula Labaredas and it isn’t because she endorses all blogs that write about her, but tells me off for calling her out for being a worthless cunt, which in the event you haven’t watched the video she produced and posted to her youtube 5 days ago, that has 209 views, thanks to her low level celebrity, that I think the kid who works at Starbucks has more followers than her on his youtube channel, and he’s not e ben trying, he just makes a mean latte, while this Paula bitch is just another low level who thinks she’s hotter than she is and she’s looking for fame the bottom feeding way..by targeting the comic book virgin losers…horrible…

To prove my point here she is as Catwoman…also posted 5 days ago with a staggering 221 views…what a fucking joke..

Oh shit…she posted another one 5 days ago, this time as Street Fighter….and it has 151 views…Cosplay isn’t working out so hot for this twat…which is weird since it works for everyone..

Oh right, Comicon is this weekend, she’s prepping…

Posted in:Paula Labaredas

2013

16

Jul

Some Chaz Bono Titty Flash of the Day

It’s not gay if he used to be a she…

These nipples were once capable of lactating…I’m talking feed an african village…before being tampered with.

But it is fucking weird.

Posted in:Chaz Bono

2013

16

Jul

Maggi Caruthers for Neiman Marcus of the Day

Wow…Neiman Marcus has gone from overpriced high fashion bullshit for old ladies and taken the route of porn shop catalog…and it’s amazing.

You see, I hate catalog pictures for lingerie companies as much as anyone who likes seeing half naked models in lingerie.

Sure, the lingerie featured in this shit is probably expensive as fuck, but I still blame the recession for their turn towards porn, because like a girl who lost her job and has rent and kids to pay for, turning to getting naked is often the best choice…

If you look close enough, unlike Victoria’s Secret, the photoshop photo editor guy who has access to all these models naked but never leaks the pics to me, didn’t edit out her little fashionable bush in some of the pics, making him today’s hero.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Maggi Caruthers

2013

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

For some reason, whenever I see a girl working a shitty menial job, like serving coffee or working retail, or even as a receptionist at a bank or any of those other soul draining, 10 dollar an hour, cashier level of skill set jobs, I wonder what went wrong in their life…

For some reason, I never get that when I see strippers, hookers, pornstars, or bar tenders…because there’s something about being a girl I call tits, that need to be used to maximize revenues before it is too fucking late.

Here is some Sci-Fi Evangelical Amazingness I saw on Facebook….

Here are some morning links…

Kanye West’s Hip Hop T-Shirt Is a Joke.
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Olivia Palmero Modeling Hot
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Shark Attacks Shark Cage
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Rihanna’s Hot Ass in a Swimsuit!
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10 Hottest Pics Ever of that Slut We Call the Universe!
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Jenny McCarthy is Hosting The View Now…Oh God.
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Cinco de Mayo Bikini Contest
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Ref Gets Punched
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Memories of Glee Star Who Died
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The 50 Hottest Pictures of a Young Phoebe Cates
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Hot Black Girls…
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The Worst Death Scenes in Movie History….
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Millions of Girls Masturbating on Webcam for Free…From the Comfort of their MidWest Bedrooms…Cuz It is Better Than Working at WalMart…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s most valuable lesson is that redheaded kids with glasses playing the violin are creepy under any and all circumstances…

Other important lessons I’ve learned today is that this site is blocked in Airports because they think I am too adult, meanwhile every girl I’ve dated has told me I’m too childish, all these mixed messages are confusing me…

The good news is that I still have masturbation. Masturbation will never leave me behind…but it will let me down consistently, but I am ok with that…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Mariah Carey’s Got a Broken Jerk Off Hand and Really Silly SLINGS
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Shanna Moakler Getting Her Tit Grabbed
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Courtney Stodden’s Fake Tits Are Hilarious
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Claire Danes in Vogue
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Some River Surfing…
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Her Name is Ashlie and She’s Amazing in her Bikini
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Jake Gyllenhaal and His New GF Alyssa Miller
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Candice Swanepoel Topless GIFs
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The Hottest Pics of Dani Galli
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Athletes Respond to Zimmeraman Verdict
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Some Chick Named Jessica Jensen Stripping on the Bed
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Truck Full of Gas Exploding
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Some Chick Named Amelle Berrabah See Through
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Miley Cyrus Braless Pokies On Good Morning America
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Elle Macpherson is Hot for Harpers
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Uma Thurman Bikini
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Alyssa Milano Being Dramatic
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Masked Babe with Great Tits…
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Meanwhile at the Snake Factory…
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The 27 Sexiest Ariana Grande Bikini Pics Ever
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Golfer Does the Happy Gilmore
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The 50 Hottest Pics of Some Import Model
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Farrah Abraham Tried to Get In Playboy Twice
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Carly Rae Jepsen Throwing the First Pitch
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Today in Underboob
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Minka Kelly Getting Juice
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Reasons Patrick Stewarts is Awesome
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck. One Might Make Your Dick Fall Off…
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Kris Jenner’s Big Pimping Continues
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The 30 Hottest Selena Gomez Bikini Pics Ever
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A Guide to Getting Laid
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Killer Stephen Hawkins Impression
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Third world street fight
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Some Naked Chick and a Bullz Eye
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Steve Jobs Instagram Trailer
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Chicks Who Are GF Material
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I’m Into Ella Dvornik’s Ass in a Thong
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Erin Heatherton’s Big Neck at an Event
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Riahnna Shows Braless Nipples On Stage
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Carmen Electra’s Finally Made It…Inducted into the Bikini Hall Of Fame in Texas…
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More Helen Flanagan from the Boob Slip Shoot
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The Ultimate in Girl Fails…
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Magical Vagina!
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Close Up Dildo
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Melissa Clarke is a Hot Naked Model….
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Another Talented Vagina…
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Hot Tight Body Masturbates
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A Bunch of Pics of Girls Masturbating….
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape!!
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski in a Hot Boxing Themed Shoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may ignore me 98% of the time I write her love poems, and I really can’t blame her, since my love poems are usually about eating her ass before her shower, which if you ask me is as romantic as it gets, because you only eat the ass of a girl you love before she showers, while other hookers you eat the ass after a good hand sanitize of the asshole….

You see, getting eColi from the one you love, isn’t quite as upsetting when you are sitting on the toilet shitting and vomiting blood at the same time, pretty much near death, when it is for someone you love, in an “I’d die for you” kind of ass eating…

But I don’t need her to answer me, you see she consistently takes these kinds of pics for me, even if she pretends they are for some other client or magazine, and it’s really all I fuckin’ need from her…

She’s hot, she’s got a good level of porn to her look, I’d like to in her…and she wouldn’t even feel a thing…or notice…thanks to my small penis…but staring at her pics of her boxing hot, rather than her hot box, is not ideal, but good enough…she’s a babe.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski