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2013

15

Jul

Bar Refeali Twitter Round-Up of the Day

Bar Refaeli is older, bigger, a little more irrelevant than she used to be, partially because she lives in Tel Aviv and turned her back on the modelling world when Leonardo DiCaprio turned his back on her, and not in a “I’m a male actor, it’s a pretty gay existence, all I do is look in the mirror and talk to myself making faces like a 5 year old with no friends, obsessing over my looks and whether people like me, or if I sound silly saying this line, or whether my hair looked better in Titanic or now”…kind of stick that huge black dildo in me and tell me I’m handsome way, but in a “bitch, you’re high maintenance, I got line-ups of women” kind of way…and partially because getting older, fatter and more irrelevant is kinda what happens to girls…but she does a pretty good job on her instagram..and here is a round-up of some of her pics.

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2013

15

Jul

Isabeli Fontana Modelling Lingerie of the Day

Isabelli Fontana is one of my favorite models, not that I keep track of models or really remember any by name, or even by face, I kind of just stare at their half naked bodies and cross reference them to my wife’s nude body, usually when she’s getting out of her bath, to try to understand who the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal. It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married…I’m gonna go with both are on the extreme side of the spectrum, but for the sake of humanity, I think Isabeli Fontana is what girls are supposed to look like and was sent here to get all your lazy bitches to work…and as far as I’m concerned she’s pretty lovely modelling them there lingerie.

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2013

15

Jul

Tulisa Contostavlos in her Bikini of the Day

I am not posting this picture of Tulisa Contostavlos because I care about who she is. I am not posting this picture because I think she’s hot. I am strictly posting these pictures because she reminds me of the day I found out who Tulisa Contostavlos…a day filled with her sucking black dick in a Juicy Couture sweatsuit, a few months before being cast as a judge for some Simon Cowell bullshit TV show, because let’s face it, sucking dick is one of Simon’s favorite things and appreciates, if not envies anyone willing to take ownership of that, even if it is low level and on the internet, because he’s gotta keep it on the down low…

But this isn’t about Simon Cowell and his love for sucking dick, it’s about Tulisa Contostavlos and the fact she’s a whore…a whore in a bikini spending money she probably doesn’t deserve…cuz it wasn’t paid to her in ones during her shift…

To see a bunch of her bikini pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2013

15

Jul

Rihanna’s Grill of the Day

Nothing says I’ve made it, at least not to gutter people who probably didn’t grow up going to the dentist, like a jewellery on your teeth, it’s like a see what can you spend silly amounts of money on that no one will really notice, but that you don’t care they won’t notice it, because you are doing it for yourself, and because you will notice it at least every time you try to eat a fucking apple, or talk, or pretty much do anything involving your mouth, which in Rihanna’s case varies from rubbing dick on it, to rubbing pussy on it, to getting punched in it, cuz she like a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…she even wrote a song about it…and I guess if people don’t notice, you can always get half naked and show them on the internet…which is what Rihanna’s doing up in here..

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

15

Jul

Amanda Bynes’ Grill of the Day

The things I would do to Amanda Bynes’ crazy girl grill…are pretty dirty…and similar to this pic, THAT IS NOT AMANDA BYNES SUCKING SOME DICK …but that is going around pretending to be Amanda Bynes…because the internet may be all I know, but it is also a fucking liar….only my GRILL fantasy would involve a whole lot less Amanda Bynes, but the same amount of rubbing my dick on her mouth piece without her knowing, so that she goes around all her crazy day with my dick smear in her mouth, without knowing my dick smear is in her mouth, I’m subtle with my face-rape like that.

It’s good to know she’s got 10k to spend on really useful things, and more importantly, that she’s pretty in person…..

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2013

15

Jul

Melissa Giraldo for Phax Swimwear of the Day

Melissa Giraldo is some Colombian babe, who has the elegant look of a stripper or pornstar, but who for some reason has been cast to model for some bikini company, instead of getting paid to take multiple dicks on camera, but this shoot might as well be from a porn, it is seriously as trashy as fuck and low quality, you know without all the penetration that makes porn admirable or worth watching, but rather the bikini photoshoot version, which happens to be far less worth watching, but then again, half naked girls are always worth watching, even if I hate this catalog shit…I must remember that it is not all about what I like…..

Posted in:Melissa Giraldo

2013

15

Jul

Amanda Seyfried for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining…

You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

15

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Hot For Numero’s August Issue of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is some 18 or 19 year old Dutch model, who escaped a career of being an Amsterdam hooker, because her long, hot, amazing looking body…and awesome face…became a model, a career choice of all the girls I truly love, because any girl who isn’t a model, is just not worth your time, and the good news is I have a very wide spectrum of what I consider a model, for jerking off on cam for random dudes, to working at some bootleg hooters, to even sitting on the bus, while I sneakily snap up skirt pics of them…you see as long as they are on camera, I’m down…in fact as long as they have Vaginas I am down…

Based on this shoot, this Daphne chick, and all her awesome faced glory, is going places, and for some reason I have a feeling one of those places is Adam Levine’s bedroom, because he’s the model-killer and fucking him is like model initiation…horrible…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld

2013

15

Jul

Coco’s Awesome Workout Video of the Day

This is amazing…Coco put this video of her on that surf gym machine at some point last week and it went viral…because let’s face it, it’s fucking ridiculous and not just because putting fat girls in the gym is good comedy, you know seeing how they deal with the whole fitness and breaking a sweat thing, but because this surf simulator is so erotic…especially in booty shorts…I feel like I am at the circus…the big round ass stripper circus…a circus that doesn’t exist but I wish existed because if it did…the world would be a better, at least better entertained place…and instead of focusing on legal cases in Florida that the government is using to rally the nation to fight gun laws, or distract from real issues they are trying to distract you from…when I think a better thing to be passionate about is whatever the fuck is going on in here….

Posted in:Coco

2013

15

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think it is safe to say that White Girl Wasted is one of my favorite things…while the Trayvon Martin case, and the Glee Star Death are not…Because white girl wasted gets vaginas rubbed against my knee, while Trayvon and Glee deaths just get annoying comments on my FB Feed…except this one, this one made me laugh….

Here are some morning links…

Katherine Heigl Selfies in her Bikini
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Wolves Sing with Air Raid Siren
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Hot Girls Showing Off their Bare Backs…Just Not the kind of Bare Back I Like
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Precious at Jimmy Kimmel’s Wedding…
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Lindsay Lohan is Turning to Reality TV to Save her Career
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Pacific Rim Interviews…
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Hot Tight Asses
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Ryan Reynolds in Details for the Ladies
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Otter Teasing Dog
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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