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2013

12

Jul

Lady Gaga Walking Around in Her Bra for Attention of the Day

Here is Lady Gaga teaching us that when people start to forget who you are, and no one is talking about you or your new album that is about to drop, you have to do something the paparazzi will appreciate, you know like walk around in your bra, because you’re not fully in your ridiculous Gaga clown costume and persona yet, you’ve been on vacation, and you need to work your way into wearing feces, and other random things to make people think you’re a visionary or an artist, and a bra in public is the perfect gateway to that…

All I know, is I’m really not ready for another round of Gaga and her silly antics…I hope this is her last go at this popstar shit, and that she sits back and retires. Seriously…She’s the fucking worst…and she’s ugly too.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

12

Jul

Candice Swanepoel for Terry Richardson of the Day


Candice Swanpeoel has got too famous for her own good. She was in Terry Richardson’s studio, and this is what they both came up with, I guess cuz Terry Richardson doesn’t remember how to milk a lingerie model the way he used to, he’s old and tired in his selling out, something I don’t disrespect him for doing, I mean take the money when you can, but that I think is the reason his pictures bore the fuck out of me…or maybe Candice is just too Hollywood now that she refuses to flash her pubic hair for fun like it was South Africa and we were her farm hands she wanted to fuck to piss off her dad…either way, she’s still got hot legs…

If you don’t believe me follow this link TO SEE HOT PICS OF HER IN A SHORT SKIRT ON THE US ANGELS SWIM TOUR FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Candice Swanpeoel

2013

12

Jul

Sofia Vergara for Harper’s Bazaar August of the Day


Old Lady, Mom, Hooker or Gold Digger who was more of a Gold Miner that managed to find her way onto the international celebrity scene, despite having very little to offer other than huge tits, Sofia Vergara, one of the more confusing girls in recent years, is in August’s Harper’s Bazaar and she’s photoshopped so hard she looks like a cartoon, you know a sketch of herself, but unlike a cartoon you’d jerk off to, they seem to have neglected her fucking titties…I guess that means she thinks she’s made it cuz she’s not exploiting the only thing that matters…bummer, but I guess at 100, you gotta make those kinds of choices…

TO SEE PICS OF SOFIA VERAGA ON SET THE OTHER DAY SHOWING CLEAVAGE FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

12

Jul

Edita Vilkeviciute Hot on Set of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a busty model who gets topless from Lithuania who if this was another era, I would have bought on the black market and made my wife, because she’s fucking glorious, the kind of girl I’d write love songs for, provided she understood english…but my life isn’t that good, and dreams don’t come true, but at least I can jerk off to her…it’s almost as good as real sex because it comes with no drama or whiney model girl making demands you can’t meet for her….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2013

12

Jul

Jodie Marsh Titty Show for Twitter of the Day

Jodie Marsh is showing off her tits for Twitter because that’s her only move, it’s her only play, and no one else is bothering taking pics of her, so she might as well do it herself in this DIY era….and I’d prefer her selfies to have more steroid ridden dick clit…she needs to step her glamour model game up..

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2013

12

Jul

Robbery of the Day

The best way to start the day, at least today…according to me, which isn’t saying much because I give the worst advice ever, and more importantly, I don’t really think things through, because if I did, I’d know that better ways to start the day include but aren’t limited to having sex, staring at tits, being on a beach, counting your money if you’re rich, cheating on your wife if you’re married, hearing someone you hate died, or is injured, or has had something bad happen to them..or better…finding out your gf had a miscarriage if she’s pregnant…so if I think about it, this is not the best way to start the day, but it’s nice to see store owners get their way with robbers….via a baseball bat…cuz let’s face it…the robbers deserve worse for fucking up the streets and makin’ them unsafe…

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When you are invited to hangout at your pervert and his girlfriend’s house, do not invite your uptight friend, because he will start freaking out when you finally convince the couple to fuck in front of you, and his freaking out, will make your voyeurism awkward as shit, it will in fact cock block it, and end all the joy you were anticipating having…Bummer.

It’s not weird to watch people fuck. That said, remember to help save Princess’s leg, we have until 4 pm today to raise another 1000 dollars

Here are some morning links…

Superman and his Obsessive GF are Done – Already. That’s what she gets for Buying Coffee for Two so early in the relationship
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Cute Bulldog Video!
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Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
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Russian Truck Crash Compilation
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Turns Out Rappers Lie About Their Net Worth..
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Russian Pedestrian
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This 6 Hour Jay Z Performance is So Lame
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Hot Girl in a Hot Dress With Hot Tits She’s Showing Off
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Hot Tight Booty
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My Facebook Friend Kim Cloutier Killin’ it for Dressed to Kill
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100s of Girls Getting Naked for you to Get Addicted To….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The only time I use condoms is when I use a public bathroom or port-o-potty at a music festival…sure the women I bed are dirtier than a public toilet seat…but the perfumes and pussy give the illusion that they aren’t…so we unprotected sex…but these public toilets are fucking repulsive, even if the only disease they can give you is crabs and/or cooties…I don’t want my dick rubbin up on that…not that I have much of a dick…it’s an inny not an outty…but you get what I am saying!!

REMEMBER – WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE PRINCESS’ LEG AND NEED YOUR HELP

Here are some stepLINKS…

An Old Fit Britney Sings to her Kids for the Smurfs…In Her New Shit Video….
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Leah Remini’s Rockin’ Tits Quit Scientology..
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I Want to Fuck a Redhead…
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Olivia Munn Boring Cleavage
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Michael Cera is Scared of Full Frontal
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Amanda Seyfried in a Hot Photoshoot
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Ali Sonoma is Amazing
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Spiderman Plays People 1 on 1
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Acrobatic Free Throw
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Hot to Cheat and Get Away With It
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Victoria’s Secret Models Boring at Some Charity Bullshit
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Estelle Taylor’s Big Ol’ Titties in the Shower
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Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini
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Her Name is Rimi Simms and She’s Naked and AMazing
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Lamar Odom Attacked a Photographer
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Holly Peers Big Tits for the USA
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Lookin’ Down Mollie King’s Shirt
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Wax Figure Rihanna
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Kayley Cuoco’s Possessive of Superman….
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Anne Hathaway’s Shitty Style
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Amazing Gymnastic Ability
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Virginity For Sale Anyone?
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Katheryn Winnick
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Runaway Stroller Crashes Live News Story
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Dude Accidentally Kills a Guy He Tries to Save
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Hot Nude Model in Water
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John Travolta in Weird Gay Heaven
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Congress Wants to Put a National Park on the MOON
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Some Ridiculous Celebrity Airbrushing
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A Little Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens from Springbreakers…
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How to Deal with Customer Service Reps
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Funny Sex Toy Fail
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Mena Suvari – Dat Ass
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Soap Opera’s a Hilarious
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What is This Priest Doing…
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I’d Still Fuck This
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2 Man Bike Jump Fail
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Jess Davies Stripping at Home is Awesome
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Douche Bag makes Baby Cry On TV
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Rihanna Making a Blowjob Face
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I like how Amanda Bynes Blocks Her Face
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Amazing Wake Up PRank
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Beyonce in Glitter
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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REMEMBER – WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE PRINCESS’ LEG AND NEED YOUR HELP

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Huge Orgasm Makes Redhead Break her Chair
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Some Hot Pussy.
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An Awesome Asshole Flare
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Clown Masturbating…
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Hot and Naked on Cam
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Pissing into a Garbage Can
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Some Weird and Amazing Webcam Slut – I LOVE HER
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Amateur Titties!
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape!!
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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REMEMBER – WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE PRINCESS’ LEG AND NEED YOUR HELP

I hope I can find a girl to do this to me later….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback in The Canyons of the Day

I am a firm believer that Lindsay Lohan will win an Academy AwardI am a firm believer that she will be making a comeback….I am a firm believer that a star as bright as her can’t ever be turned off…I am also a firm believer that Lohan and I are connected at the soul, I am also a firm believer that aliens live amongst us, that AIDS is a myth, that the smell of cheese between my wife’s legs is edible and not unhealthy…and so many other irrational, even crazy things…I am also totally inconsistent, but I will say this…Lohan is in a bra in the trailer and I like it…because her breasts are the most important thing to have happened in the 21st century…and that is one thing I know for sure…even if I don’t know much, but I know I love her…and that may be all I beed to know.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

11

Jul

Helena Christensen Seducing Me for FutureClaw of the Day

Helena Christensen is the only thing that matters…

She’s like 100 fucking years old…seriously…old enough to have been at Woodstock…yet so fucking amazing to look at…it confuses me…but not too much because her body warrants me wanting to make love to it with my mouth…over and over and over again…until she gets waterlogged and starts to look her fucking age…

This is a good kind of freak of nature…you know like the girl who can’t get pregnant, or the one with two vaginas, or the siamese twins who always have threesomes, even if it’s really just a two-and-a-half some thanks to the two heads, two pussies but only one heart….

None of which has anything to do with Helena Christensen, if anything it’s just noise getting in the way of my true love for her…love that I should try to channel into songs…even though I can’t sing…I’d learn for her…#fact.

Posted in:Helena Christensen|NSFW