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2013

11

Jul

Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton in a White Bikini of the Day


Melody Thornton is some former Pussycat Doll, who didn’t make enough money as a Pussycat Doll to get her teeth fixed, but who was able to avoid a career as a stripper, like all the Pussycat Dolls….

You may remember her as the one who CRIED FOR ATTENTION IN ONE OF THE MOST SEE THROUGH SHIRTS OF ALL TIME

But now, I am forced to remember her as the only slut in a white bikini, that isn’t see through when wet, when that is the whole basis and found ate of a white fucking bikini, my god….Melody Thorton what are you doing with your life, where did it all go wrong, more importantly, where are the fucking nipples bitch…

For those of you who don’t know, I am very passionate about white bikinis, I am a firm believer that they are sent here from Heaven to share the woman form without the woman really knowing, and I’ve been on the front lines of this war, at public pools, where so many labia have passed me by and offered me something to masturbate to…all thanks to my friend the white bikini…a friend no more thanks to this nobody…funkiller, ruining it for everyone….

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Posted in:Melody Thornton

2013

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been doing this online dating thing the last few days and I’m struggling. I have tried to target the least appealing demographic of woman, knowing they would be the easiest to manipulate and lie to, in my quest to pull some con-artist lies for my own entertainment…

I’m talking aged 35-45, looking for long term relationship, already with kids, and most importantly plus sized…

Yet I’m still getting attitude cuz my name is DrunkenStepfather on the shit, like they should judge me, they are the fat, single parent looking for love on the internet, I mean who is the real issue in all this…not to mention they are fat! Fat girls can’t be snobs, it’s against the law, I read it on the internet….

I guess they don’t realize the real psychos know they are psychos and do all in their power to not come across as psychos…

All This to say, I’ve been discriminated against for being a DrunkenStepfather…by fat unwanted chicks…I should start a support group for our kind….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Blake Lively Showing Some Tit
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Beyonce Naked and Covered in Glitter
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Wednesday is the Best Day in Booty
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Zendaya Coleman is the Jailbait of the Day
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DFS Cams is the Future!
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Her Name is Claudia and I Love Her
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Car Windows are Hrd
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Here’s a Bikini Zombie Slayer
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Amy Poehler is Not Hot for Time Out New York
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Drunk Girls Caught Peeing
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Su-Elise Nash Has Some Tits
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The Paparazzi Prank Kristen Stewart
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Kate Hudson and Her Mom Together Giving Boners
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Tiffany Taylor Bikini Photoshoot
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This Girl is Hot on Instagram
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Scardy Cats Compilation
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I really Like Courtney Stodden’s Silly Tits..
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I Would fuck this Model in her Beach Photoshoot
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Who’d You Rather Bang? Both Might Give You A Disease
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I really Like the Drunk Brandi Glanville Nipple and Panty Pics…
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Honest Grown Ups Trailer
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Waxing his GFs Stache
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There Has Been an Ashley Simpson Sighting
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Arianny Celeste Bikini for Fourth July
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Bikers Bikini on Mini Version of Themselves Biking
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Daft Punk Makes Condoms
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Leaves the View – Now What Will I Masturbate To
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Racial Profiling. It’s The Only Way
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Adriana Lima’s Got Legs!
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Maria Menounos on Set in a Tight Dress
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How to Day Drink in Public
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How Nasty Is This Upskirt?
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Cheetah Chases Impala into a Tourist Car
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How to Exit a Highway Like a Boss
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Denise Van Outen in a Bikini by the Pool
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Rosie Huntington in a Tight White Dress
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J.Lo in Fur
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Hot Mail Order Brides
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Banana Shaped Dildo
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Weird Insertion…
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Wet Orgasm
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Hippie with Awesome Bush Masturbates on the Floor
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Hot Babe Masturbating
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Jul

Beyonce Covered in Glitter for FLAUNT of the Day

Beyonce covered in glitter reminds me of those pills they sell that make your shit turn to glitter, not because she is brown in color and comparable to shit based on that reason alone, that would be racist, but because she’s something that I feel has as much to offer the world as human waste, only instead of being flushed, it has been fished out of the toilet to spread her diva cunt attitude around the world…where idiot drones celebrate her because she’s on TV…

I like the think that is the message Flaunt is trying to get across..

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

10

Jul

Selena Gomez Short Legs in Shorts for Adidas of the Day

While Beiber is peeing in a bucket…

His girl was showing off her short stalky legs…that should probably in a pair of pants rather than shorts, but I guess all the girls are doing it and they gotta keep her relevant and accessible…so that people buy the shit she peddles, I mean that’s the whole basis of her being this high paid puppet..isn’t it?

I’d still fucking the mustache off her face…she’s cute enough for me, but that’s not saying much, so are some questionable vaginas…and I’m talking questionable in terms figuring out whether they have vaginas or not just by looking at them…who cares.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

10

Jul

Brigitte Buckholtz in a bikini for Marie Claire Turkey of the Day


Brigitte Buckholtz may be a nobody model who doesn’t really matter yet, that’s why she’s doing random brand name magazines for their obscure country editions…and not covering any major magazine…but you gotta work your way up to that level people…usually with nudes, but I can handle these bikinis and accept them for what they are and that is fucking lovely as fuck.

Posted in:Brigitte Buckholtz

2013

10

Jul

Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

Models include the same gang of rejects, including Erin Heatherton, Barbara Palvin and Candice Swanepoel.

I approve of them trying to take the catalog shot and make it a little more erotic, with toplessness and bras half on and shit, it means they are putting in a little effort in an otherwise dated, standardized, middle of the road, pile of shit…but the problem is the execution on this shit is weak as fuck and reminds me of some strip mall pervert’s photo studio where you get your passport picture taken, but where really he likes to showcase his erotic “art”…he’s shot…

You know they can afford better and should probably work on that….but here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

10

Jul

Asian Traffic Cop Cat Fight of the Day

So many fetishes happening in one video, I think my head may have just exploded…no wait that’s just a boner….it’s got asians, girls, fighting, cops…it’s just hot on so many levels…

Posted in:Videos

2013

10

Jul

Candice Swanepoel for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I remember when Terry Richardson was shooting gutter hipster chicks he met at the after party, either taking his dick, or spreading their hipster pussies, in what was semi-interesting documentary style snapshots that showed a life far more interesting a fun than yours…tons of drugs and pussy what the fuck…

Then he went corporate, and now he takes lingerie models and puts them in clothing, places them in substantial settings, to do big production shots, but he lacks one key element that makes him interesting, and that’s the fucking pussy…

I mean seriously, these pics would be better if Candice was fucking spreading her ass next to the Montana or Utah or wherever the fuck she is sky…but instead he has her in some JC Penny 1960s town square dance event skirt…and that just fucking offends me…

She is a body, not a face, sort it out asshole.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

10

Jul

Rita Ora Spread Pussy Shot of the Day


I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it.

Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it…

But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything..

But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string…

I’m into it.


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Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

10

Jul

Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie of the Day


As far as I’m concerned Nina Agdal looks retarded, at least in the face, and based on the fact that she’s dating Adam/Avril Lavigne, she probably is retarded, at least in her mental capacity, but that body is just fucking magical and fit when photoshopped to shit, making her the next SI Covergirl, because by December Kate Upton will have eaten herself to death like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and well the A-List relationship will make this one a household name…it’s all strategic…and the only sad thing in all this is that retarded people don’t all look like this..it would make changing their diapers at the home far more fun…

Posted in:Nina Agdal