2013
04
Jul
Nothing says “I love America” like Mariah Carey in an American Bikini….
I guess the only way to express how I actual feel about this..mom in her 40s staying relevant thanks to her team of publicists posting shit like this…that I assume is photoshopped…is this video of a guy getting choked the fuck out by another guy for flirting with his wife, cleary white trash, where I’m the guy getting choked out…
Thank’s Mariah…
Posted in:Mariah Carey
2013
04
Jul
Here’s an inspiring story that is perfectly suited for all you drunk, bikini wearing, Fourth of July celebrators….
BRAZORIA COUNTY, TX — Two women had the inside of their crotches searched on the side of the highway, thanks to the dutiful enforcement of tyrannical drug prohibition laws.
Officers pulled the women over for speeding on their way home from the beach. Of course, traffic stops are just the excuse a good enforcer needs to begin fishing for reasons to throw people in cages.
After finding a small amount of forbidden plants in the vehicle, officers weren’t satisfied. They wanted more. The two women, dressed only in bikinis, were told they were going to get an internal body cavity search.
“Are you serious,” Brandy Hamilton asked the trooper.
“If you hid something in there, we’re going to find it,” said the trooper.
“You’re going to go up my private parts?!” Hamilton said. “You are going to stick your fingers in my stuff”
“Yes ma’am.”
The women say that the same glove was used to violate all of their orifices.
From being pulled over for speeding….to the trooper smelling weed…to a full cavity search…with the same gloves…sounds like the opening scene of a porn movie…I mean friends who bikini together, and smoke weed together, should be be violated together with the same glove…even though I figure at that point..you might as well do the cavity search with your tongue. I know I would.
The fact weed is illegal is just insane to me…the fact cops are corrupt assholes who abuse their authority..and finger bang chicks while pretending to search for weed, is just the way it is…
I mean aren’t there real crimes to be chasing down? I don’t know she kinda looks like she likes it…
Posted in:Videos
2013
04
Jul
Since no one is on the computer, and if you are on the computer, you should not be on the computer, because it is July 4th, the most important day of the year, unless you’re Tom Cruise in Born on the Fourth of July, in which case, American pride made you lose the use of your legs, here’s some of the best pics on instagram tagged “July4th or FourthofJuly”…take it all in, it may be too much AMERICA to take in…not that that is ever possible, is it America….
Posted in:Pics
2013
04
Jul
She’s not from America…in fact she is from the place you broke free from and the whole reason you have today off, if you have a job, which I doubt…
As far as I’m concerned, her tits, despite being from enemy territory, represent all that is right in the Free World…and what better way to celebrate Independence Day, than staring at them…I mean sure you could always be at the beach, or pool looking at real tits, but you’re too socially awkward for that, so take these ones in….they are worth it…
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW
2013
04
Jul
Those fucking mexicans, all lazy and shit, ruining our Fourth of July by stealing our women…and mocking you independence…celebrated along side you while taking your jobs and pretending to be AMerican, even though they don’t have their papers…all rocking’ the flag and shit like they are more American than you..and taking this old as fuck, 33 year old Jordana Brewster Character and getting her topless like this was Fast and the Furious…as if she was one of their own…and it’s kinda fucking lovely to look at…isn’t it…not bad for a granny…is she…
Posted in:Jordana Brewster
2013
04
Jul
Amber Heard, also known as home wrecker to Johnny Depp’s home, who is still rumoured to be dating Johnny Deep, because let’s face it she’s low level enough to need an a-lister, and more importantly, he’s Johnny Depp, a guy every girl has wanted to bed since the early 90s…not much more American than that!!
Posted in:Amber Heard
2013
04
Jul
What better way to celebrate America’s Freedom from to stare at a 16 year old girl in a fashion spread…and by 16 year old girl, I mean Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson, going through puberty while a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day..
I figure, why not post pics of a teen you lust after by can’t bed, or even see naked, because despite being told you are free, you really aren’t…
I mean you could always just try to seduce her when she’s filming in canada, last I heard 14 was legal..
I generally go for old, damaged girls, they are more affordable and less annoying…I don’t dig this kind of thing, but I know you do..
Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz
2013
04
Jul
Emmy Rossum is hard to take seriously…I mean she had a few low level acting roles that amounted to very little before locking down Shameless only because she was cute and willing to get naked…you know anything to have a big break and have people know who she was…so that she didn’t have to crawl back to her parents house a failure…but instead of realizing she’s like a low level stripper, she thinks she’s a talent and a star and with that comes a bad attitude and ego that annoys me…but I’ll still look at her in her bikini, even if I can just LOOK IN MY ARCHIVES AND SEE HER NAKED ..because naked is the only acting she knows…Living the American Dream..
Posted in:Emmy Rossum
2013
04
Jul
This one may be old, but I think it represents all that is good about America, and I have a feeling it relates more to the 90s percent, you know the Walmart shoppers, more than it does to the 10 percent white rich folk who would never be caught dead on the side of the street tweaking in a bucket, I mean that was until today, because rumour has it, it’s gonna be the premise of Miley’s next music video…
Posted in:Videos
2013
04
Jul
I thought today’s Fourth of July failed pick-up line was going to be last night’s “I want to be your maid, so I can do your laundry, with my mouth”….which has nothing to do with the Fourth of July or America, blame Canada for that…
But it wasn’t failed and it actually worked, apparently the girls I talk to fantasize about men doing their laundry erotically. Maybe it’s just the Fourth of July Miracle, or maybe you should try it and let me know…
Either way, Here are some links…you’re probably not on your computer, but rather doing some magical Fourth of July adventure, filled with boats, bikinis, BBQ, Booze, and/or Loneliness..
Red-White and Blue – REDHEADS
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Loving Courtney Stodden’s Ridiculous Implants
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I Am Pretty Sure THis is My Ex Girlfriend’s Vagina
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The Most Offensive Twerking Video You’ll Ever See
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11 Images Made for America
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Who Is this and Why Does Her Face Scare Me
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Kids Explain the National Anthem
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Coolest Boat/Van/LImo Ever
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Best Video Bombs from the NBA
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The Hottest America Themed Photoshoots Ever
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Hot Girls – So Many Hot Girls – Naked…
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