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2013

06

Jun

Barbara Palvin Modeling Wedding Dresses of the Day

The only time a bride is erotic – is when she’s not your bride, because when she is your bride, even when beautiful and looking her best, thanks to her year of fitness for this day, all you see is prison stripes…

So when the bride is your friends bride, who you figure you’ll try to get some alone time with to make into a bad wife on day one, something that I would be into, just to prove the sanctitude of marriage is a whole lot of shit, you know to help alleviate some of the pressure of “til death do us part”….

Or when she’s some 18 year old famous model from Eastern Europe, modelling wedding dresses like high school girls playing dress-up…

It is as close bride fetish porn without being bride fetish porn…and I am into that.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

06

Jun

Amy Childs Does Bikinis of the Day


Amy Childs is some young nobody from the UK, who people may confuse for being a somebody, because the talent pool of hot pussy in the UK is shallow, and one decent enough to exploit shows up to an audition, because she wants nothing more than attention, they throw her on a TV show…whether it is their version of Jersey Shore, or Big Brother, she’s now household enough…to be stared at in her bikini, especially now that she’s got her second round of tit.

So she is in spain, putting on a bikini fashion show in her WHITE BIKINI and her PINK BIKINI …showing off her massive new fake tits.


TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF HER IN BIKINIS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Amy Childs

2013

06

Jun

Mariah Carey Too Old for This Outfit of the Day

3 Days ago, Mariah Carey felt that she wasn’t too old, or chubby to attend some Hot 97 concert event wearing this outfit, and thank god for that.

Sure I may be late on this, but I blame not giving a fuck about the whereabouts or doings of Mariah Carey.

I mean she’s pushing 40, she’s happily married and a mom, she’s just not in my wheelhouse of things I bother paying attention to…

But sometimes, like a homeless person you normally ignore, trying to poke you with an AIDS syringe at the bank machine, the people who are in the woodwork, manage to find a way out….

Here’s the video….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

06

Jun

Taylor Swift Slutty at the CMT Awards of the Day

I like where Taylor Swift is going with her costumes. You know showing off her long legs and skinny little body. Glamming it up a little, rather than just being some awkward looking money making machine. But in my defines, I love when girls get slutty, especially when their vaginas, historically, at least according to her public image, is already slutty to begin with. You know a girl who’s banged a few dozen dudes, some of whom via her ass, and mouth…and who dresses the part, rather than pulling some wholesome, everyday chick.

All this to say, this is a good look, good strategy, turn the long weird looking girl, into a push up bra, short short wearing slag.

I’m down.


Taylor Swift Probably Does Anal….and Here she is a Hot Outfit…
HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is a great tragedy when finding out 98 degrees was giving a free live show for a morning show at 8 am…at 10 am.

I mean shit, I’d be there throwing my panties at the stage in efforts to end up on TV and finally go viral 10 years later than I probably shoulda gone viral.

Even if missing a 98 Degrees free concert is probably the least of my worries, and waking up with a cold that is probably AIDS, is..

Here are some links…


The Naked Kim Kardashian Pregnant Statue to Make You Throw Up
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Nicole Kidman Poses With Two Cocks She’s Had Inside Her
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Some Animals Humping
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Girls Teasing…
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World Record Water Spray
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50 Classic Pics of Supermodels
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Bruce Willis has a Serious House
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This Sha Rizel Has Ridiculously Huge Tits
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Twin Peaks Bikini Contest!
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Surprise Marriage Proposal
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Mr Rogers Remix
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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The Science of Hangovers…
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The January Jones titty fans don’t like me writing ABOUT HOW UNEVENTFUL JANUARY JONES TITS ARE , tits that are celebrated, that have helped make her famous, and that make her a working single mother rather than just another statistic….

You didn’t know that everyone’s breasts are asymmetrical? Why single her out for that? I’m sure you can thing of some other snide negative comment about her. It’s kind of unfair to pick on a normal asset (or debit in her case in your eyes).

I prefer figuring out how to hang with the 21 year old single mother drinking a bottle of wine out of the bottle, on the sidewalk next to her shitty house, sitting on the backseat of a 90s van I guess they figured made for solid patio set, in the sidewalk next to her shitty house, while her mom chased her kids in and out of traffic. That was more my jam….

Now it is time for me to go out drinking and your time to click some links.

Joe Francis Has a Sex Tape
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Lil Kim’s Tits Save her Scary Fucking Face
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Katy Perry’s Horrible Booty Shot
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Kayley Cuoco Does FHM
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Ridiculous Street Performer..
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Today in Underboob….
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25 Friends GIFS that Will Blow Your Mind….Really?
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Today’s Sexy Bikini Model Video
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Drunk Guy Climbs Bridge and Falls Asleep Halfway Up
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Hey Chelsea – You’re a Total Slut
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15 BEACH BABES!!
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Jessica Alba is the New Martha Stewart! Every Generation Needs One.
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Hayden Panettiere Bra
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Sofia Vergara’s Wax Figure Doesn’t Turn Me On
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Miranda Kerr on Tour in a Hot Dress
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A Chick Gets Divorced – Goes on a Weightloss Kick – Here are the Pics – She’s StilL Fat.
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10 Year Okd who Acts 40 Blows Some Minds on America’s Got Talent
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CUPS is the Hooters of Frozen Yogurt
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Today in Booty
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The Saturday’s Showing Off Tits
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This is Gory As Fuck – Russian Hacks Himself and Jumps Out of a Building LIke He Was Paris Jackson – But More Effective and Less of a Cry for Attention
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Jimmy Won’t Be Back on Shameless
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Girl Pissing Herself in Leggings is a Weird Fetish
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Naked Glitter Party!
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An Ode to Hot Asians
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Nicole Richie Cleavage Confuses Me
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Some Seriously Thick Labia
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This Muslim Cam Girl Makes me Laugh
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Miley Cyrus Pokies
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Heather Marks
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31 Very Strange Medical Conditions
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Roxanne Pallett in a Purple Bikini
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The Scariest Watermelon Bikini Eating Video You Will Ever See
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I appreciate this Nude Model Caitie Minx
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The Worst in Celebrity Tramp Stamps
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Hot Skinny Girl Getting Naked on the Beach
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Man of Steele Featurette
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A Couple Nobodies Stretching in their Bikinis of the Day
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Dude Rolls his Rally Car
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Isla Fisher Does Cosmo
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Redheaded GF Compilation
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This Girl Hates Ass To Mouth…
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Amateur Couple Caught Fucking in Public Stairwell….
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A Dude and His Ass Play
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Wife’s ASSHOLE Pops
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Girl Jerks off a Dude Twice
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This is the Funniest Pic of an Arab Man Licking Pussy
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jun

Farrah Abraham is in Staged Bikini in Miami of the Day

I don’t understand this video, but I know I love it. It is just a perfect blend of creepy, insane, and weird, and not just because in features everyone, or at least my, favorite Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, in a bikini, showing off a body that I have defended as being awesome to a lot of haters out there…a body that I have fallen in love with thanks to her squirt filled sex tape. A Squirt filled sex scene I watch over and over again

I guess it is typical that after milking her new porn fame at the EXXXOTICA CONVENTION I TRAVELED TO FLORIDA TO SEE HER AT but was unfortunately rejected when I asked her to hold my hand.

Something that I forgive her for, my hands were sticky and I wasn’t into paying her 50 dollars to talk to me, I believe paying a chick 50 dollars only counts when it involves me cumin…

But I still have her squirting Sex Tape to get me through the sadness.

And now, I also have these STAGED BIKINI PICS …to carry my Farrah fetish to the next level….


TO GET HER SEX TAPE
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Seriously….. FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2013

05

Jun

Mayson is The Nude Model of the Day

Mayson, if that’s her real name, is someone I can’t find much information on.

She’s obviously a young model, into the fashion game, despite this picture being semi-pornographic, that she shot for PURPLE MAGAZINE to get a little exposure.

She’s not all that hot, maybe a little too natural and greasy looking in her tits and face, with those eyebrows, and not natural enough in her pussy hair, bush is something I generally appreciate when it comes to fashion nudity.

But I guess with bush, I wouldn’t be able to stare at her coinslot vagina, she’s got an INNY and now we all know it, and can imagine it in our mouths, I am sure it tastes like opportunist trying to get ahead, which happens to be my favourite pussy flavor.

Posted in:Mayson|NSFW

2013

05

Jun

Rihanna Still Turns Me On of the Day

This just in, Rihanna, still turns me on, at least on Social Media, even if she’s not very interesting at anything she does, and is more of a animatronic sex robot used to brain wash the youth into thinking it is ok to get beat by your man, flash your tits, and be sex obsessed in all that you do, because being sex obsessed landed her a gig as a hooker at 14, that blossomed into this ridiculous career.

I think I am just into her now that she’s not as fat as she used to be.

Either way, here’s what she’s sharing on Social Media.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

05

Jun

Amy Adams Nipple For July’s Elle UK of the Day


I think Amy Adams has come down with a case of some titties for Fashion. It happens to most people who have been in a magazine at least once in their life, because for some amazing reason, fashion likes nipples, I guess the pervert behind the industry figured playing the “nudity for art” angle, got the same results as “I’ll pay you to show me your tits”, but better turn out to the auditions. I mean these girls, for the most part aren’t even getting paid to get naked in these magazines, they just do it because they think they are part of a bigger thing, a higher concept, and don’t realize, they are just suckers buying into nonsense, via their naked tits….

I am not complaining. I think it’s great to get girls who generally aren’t hookers, to hook.

Not that Amy Adams is really on my top 1000 girls who I want to see in lace, or more importantly, who’s nipples I want to see through lace, but in everything I do, I take what I can get.

Posted in:Amy Adams