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2013

05

Jun

Miley Cyrus in Tight White Pants of the Day


Here are some pics of Miley in some tight white pants, looking amazing, probably because she’s showing her fit little body, while hiding her hick inbred face, and as you probably know I am a fan of her work, even though she’s Miley Cyrus.

I like to think of myself the way the hip hop acts working with her think of her, and that’s as a bag of money that could buy them expensive things, cuz she doesn’t know better and they can unload all their unwanted garbage beats on her, get mainstream press as she reinvents herself.

Only unlike those hip hop acts, I’m only into unloading my seed in her, but unfortunately, I don’t have her groupie-ing up on me like she is with their black cocks, making the whole K-Fed-Ing very difficult….especially when she’s in not-so-period-friendly pants…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


Victoria’s Secret blow my mind. I mean the level of creativity and inspiration that goes into their shoot just keeps pushing the fucking boundaries. It’s like every month the catalog drops and ask myself “HOW WILL THEY OUTDO THEMSELVES THIS TIME ….and some how they always do…but producing the exact same picture, pose and format, for decades, making amazing girls like Candice Swanepoel and Behati boring as fuck.

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2013

05

Jun

McKayla Maroney Flashes her Nipple on Keek of the DAy

McKayla Maroney is a kid, at least she behaves like one, but she won the Gold for the USA, which makes her fair game I guess….even if I find nothing appealing about her, perverts everywhere do, and maybe that’s cuz she plays the little kid angle, while knowing she’s intentionally flashing her tit on social media after a shower….not that she’s actually flashing tit, but her fan who emailed this in sure things she is…

People always like to think the young girls are innocent, and the evil man is the seducer, but most of the time, they know exactly what they are doing, and love the attention…

That said, I don’t think you should fall into their evil young seductress act, but I am posting it anyway, because I got nothing else going on.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of leaving the house and going out to dinner is trying to recruit the waitresses to star in my next porn, not that I have produced porn, but feel like I could, if the waitresses went along with it. The reason I target them, is because they have to serve me, you know cuz they are working for the tip.

Here are some morning links….

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Engaged Now – Cuz that’s What Happens When You Get Pregnant
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So Miguel Gave a Girl Brain Damage
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A whole lot of tan lines….
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Saudi Man Texting on the Hood of a Moving Car
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The First X-Rated App for Google Glass – Removed Hours After Release – Bummer
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You’re So Emo
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Matt Damon’s 20 Million Dollar Miami Mansion…
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Singing Cockatiel – Hilarious.
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Brazil Bikini Girls Get a Butt Workout
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These girls are my favorite, they represent all that is good in the world.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am convinced that the big evil American corporations jack the food in the States with some kind of hormones, or mind altering chemical, because I’m in withdrawal…all I keep thinking about is FAMILY RESTAURANT CHAIN FOOD…It’s affordable and convenient with healthy sized portions that any bitch can get fat on in a 4 day period.

I am also convinced that I am in love with leathery skinned Floridian drinking their margaritas like they aren’t 100 years old…totally down to fuck in a bikini top…because they are all I can think about.

Is this why old people all migrate there? I just don’t understand how one day Florida means the Hogans and trailer parks, and the next day, it means heaven…

Is my life really that bad? Don’t answer that, Here are some stepLINKS…

Heather Graham Lookin Hot in a Bikini
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This MILF has Hilarious Tits
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Charisma Carpenter’s Booty in a Tight White Dress
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Cindy Crawford Showing Off Her Awesome Legs
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86 Year Old Gymnast
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January Jones Shitty Topless Pic – Seriously – These Tits are Assymmetrical – Like a Picasso
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I Don’t Think This Nude Model’s Real Name is Actually Pashence…
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday! Sluts!
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Crazy Trampoline Trick Shot
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This Girl Has Awesome Natural Tits
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With An Ass Like This, She’ll Be Working In No Time. Too Bad About Her Face.
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Victoria’s Silvstedt’s Bikini on a Yacht Like a Good Hooker
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Jessica Biel in Jeans
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Google Street View Captures Couple Having Sex
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Will Smith Molesting his Son Like a Jenner
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I Like This Greek Slut Better Knowing She Does Anal
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Miley Cyrus’ Ass Looking Pretty Fuckable In Tight White Spandex
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Miss USA 2011 – Nude in Flaunt Magazine
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This Chick Modeling For Formula 1 is Hilarious
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Naomi Campbell’s Muse Stole her Billionaire Russian Man – Funny
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Pervert Tries to Steal a Sex Store Mannequin – Funny
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Insane Bike Tricks
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Chloe Sims and Ferne McCann Clothed in NUTS
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Erica Mena
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Jasmine Hemsley in her Bikini
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More Pics of Angelina’s New Tits
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Nicole Richie Cleavage
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The “Will Smith Is Gay” Picture of the Day
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Someone Has Finally Knocked Up Jennifer Love
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Hey Miley Cyrus – Nice Nipples
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Shitty Changing Room Spy Cam Video of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Big Tits do New Zealand
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67 Amazing Thing on the McDonald’s Menu Around the World
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Tap Dancing Seagull
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Heather Graham Bikini Continues of the Day
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Some Chick Named Sara James Flashing Her Awesome Pussy
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Hot Girls Showing Off Their Thigh Gap
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Which Bitch Would You Ass Fuck?
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More Jennifer Lawrence in a Thong Candids
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The Best Panty Dropping Music Video You Will See All Year
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The Best Cat Videos of May
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Tis the Season for Tan Lines!!! MY GOD.
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Funny Local News Chicks Who Hate Each Other
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Milf Has Threesome With Her Daughter
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In Japan they Use Heads as Dildos – This is Traumatic
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Amateur Babe Sucking Dick to Country Music
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More Free Girls on Webcams….for You To Fall in Love With
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Girl Refuses to Swallow _ Dude Busts All Over His Car – Bitch
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Dude Screws His Cock to a Table
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Weird Tag Team on the Beach
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Some Anal Destruction
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Puma Swede Has a Meaty Fucking Pussy
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Dude Has Fingers then Fucks an Ant Hill in the Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Solid Dick Suck in the Park – She Swallow
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jun

January Jones Topless Scene is Horrible of the Day


I am not a fan of January Jones .

I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because that’s just decent of her, I mean if I knocked up a pitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved.

I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy.

But based on this topless scene, it turns out that January Jones’ tits were just hollywood movie magic….and are in fact not anything worth celebrating.

I mean how can tits people made a big deal about for so long turn out to be such a disappointment, this is worse than bringing home big tits, to find out it was all bra…because the girl you brought home with you was punished and will live with the stain that is having had sex with you forever, while January Jones just keeps on making the big bucks to support her single mother household.

I get it, she breast fed, lost the baby weight, and all that other bullshit, but these half empty sandwich bags of asymmetrical flesh, are the fucking worst…I mean those nipples are a whole lot of weirdness going on…what a shame…get implants.

Here’s the clip.

Here are the pics…I think I see bush…which saves this whole scene…cuz I fucking love bush….

Posted in:January Jones|NSFW

2013

04

Jun

Bikini Roof Top Jump Win of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I hate all the negativity going around the world today. It’s like when you turn on the news, or hit any website everyone is hating, and as a professional critic, who is confused as a hater, when really I don’t care, sometimes I think it’s okay to celebrate people and their stunts…that may not pan out how they wanted them to pan out, you know a fail at the task at hand, while in turn are just a fucking win.

If this girl made the roof to pool jump as she wanted to, no one would know she did, it would never hit the internet, so the fact that she didn’t make it, is why we do.

So call it a fail, I see it as a hit not a miss, and anything involving pain and bikinis work for me.

Posted in:Videos

2013

04

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Has Sex in the Ocean of the Day


Ireland Baldwin posted these pics to her instagram.

She is the 6 foot 2, IMG Model Agency Signed, 17.75 year old girl, who as her size and hips would suggest, has the hormones of a 27 year old in heat, ready to make babies, unable to keep it in her pants, not even when the paparazzi is watching, I mean especially when the paparazzi is watching, because what better way to piss off your dad and make a name for yourself by being a celebrity wild child the media waste their time talking about, because without being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s daughter, she wound’t matter in the world, but even while being their daughter, she doesn’t have to be working it for the paparazzi for attention.

This is what happens when daddy doesn’t hug you enough I guess. The broken girls with daddy issues are always the ones who hit puberty the youngest, I’m talking 8 years old.

I don’t feel dirty posting a 17.75 year old in a bikini, because I am not lusting after this one, and I also know nothing really changes from 17.75 and 18, so it’s virtually the same thing, just don’t get caught with naked pics of her….naked pics you know her Stand Up Paddle Boarding boyfriend has….

FBI – He’s the one you want, not the readers of this site.

Young love, can’t wait for it to all go wrong, as it always does.

I blame it all on her blocking me on Twitter.


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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

04

Jun

Hayden Panettiere See Through to Bra of the Day

I thought girls who got implants didn’t wear bras…what the fuck is going on here Hayden Panettiere. I guess getting engaged has made her gone soft. I thought we had hope for her now that she was proportional to her shoulders. I really believed topless scenes were coming, then she got engaged, and does this…a total waste of implants.

If she’s gonna disappoint, she should just go back to practicing juggling and balancing on a beach ball for the strong lady freak act in the traveling circus she belongs in. If only it was the 1920s still.


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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

04

Jun

Mel B Gives a Champagne Facial of the Day

Champagne Facials are an amazing and highly popular trend that Mel B is probably too old to be participating in….

But the one very valuable lesson I have learned from my trip to Florida, is that old ladies like to have fun, especially when they are recently divorced and living off their rich husband’s alimony and child support and spend a lot of time tanning, wearing bikinis and working out.

I’m talking seeing moms and daughters at the beach, in matching bikinis, almost equally hot, only to hit the bar at the end of the day, to get wasted together, collectively looking for cock.

I mean the kind of women who would mud wrestle or wet t-shirt if the option was there, because really, we only live once, who gives a fuck.

So today, seeing Mel B holding on with Champagne facials, in a bikini, has a whole new meaning…


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Posted in:Mel B