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2013

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I wake up in a daze from last night….still drunk, with bite marks on my neck, random injuries and pants ripped at the crotch….feeling almost rejuvenated thinking…shit…I really need to drink more….it’s amazing….Today is one of those days….life is glorious….

Here are some morning links….

Oklahoma Survivor Finds Her Missing Dog During Live Interview…Wow
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Heather Graham’s GUNT
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Seth Meyers is Taking Over Jimmy Fallon when Jimmy Fallon Takes Over Jay Leno – Because NBC Is on Horrible SNL Skit
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Some Horribly Fat Blogger Did a Fat Spoof of an Abercrombie Campaign and It Was Disgusting
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These Are The Best Tattoos in the Game
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Some Dude Breaks World Bench Press Record
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These women arm wrestling make me very excited
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Liam Hemsworth to Play a Fighter Pilot – Who Cares
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Carmen Electra’s Amazing Bikini Scenes
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The Best Cam Girls Around To Start Your Day
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2013

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Let’s be hollywood an preemptively amputate body parts that may get cancer…I am opting for my balls, someone on my Facebook wants to get skinned because let’s face it, there aren’t 1000s of other things that can kill us, that going to the extreme on one of those things, just doesn’t make any sense statistically, but it does now, cuz it’s trendy….and I like to be trendy…

Here are some stepLINKS….click em…

Christina Aguilera Isn’t That Fat
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban French in France
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Hot Girls Washing Cars
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KAte Upton For Vogue!
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How To Date Model Hilary Rhoda
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Zoe Felix Upskirt in Cannes
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Selena Gomez Showing Some Leg
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Pitbull Pulls Car
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Taylor Swift is a Winner
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Girls From the Random Hotties Folder…
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Inna Popenko Posing in her Underwear
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The Worst Scooter Operator in History
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Ass Fuck Time. Underage Vs. Hot Whore. Who’d You Rather?
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Glamour Model Joey FIsher Looking Amazing Topless
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Carmen Electra is Pretty Amazing in a Bikini
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A Dude Cuts Off His Own Penis to Upset his Girlfriend
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Suicide Girl of the Day
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Brazilian Cops Chase Down a Drug Cartel Plane
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Julia Voth
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12 Funniest Pictures of Trouble
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16 Year Old Lands a 1080
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Awesome Tits in a G-String…..
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Why You Don’t Park on Bridge That Lifts…
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Miranda Kerr Double Nipples
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Stephanie Leonidas Topless in a Movie
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Jess Davies Topless by the Pool
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Spoof Anime Porn
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Hannah Elizabeth – Glamour Model Tits in ZIP
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Zoe Saldana Nude in ALlure
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A Whole Lot of Girls With Big Tits
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Jenny McCarthy Farts on Lil Jon
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Your Head is Not a Window Breaker
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I Would Bury My Head In Her Like The Shroud Of Turin!
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Girls in No Bra
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Promo Video Fail
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A Canadian Butchers the American NAtional Anthem
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Accidental Anal Makes the GIrls Cry
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Girl Makes Herself Cry from Having Anal with a Dildo
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Pregnant Woman Fucks a Giant Dildo
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Sex on a Public Train
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3 Thai Hookers Beat a Dude
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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2013

20

May

Miguel Dropkicks Two Girls at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

I don’t watch award shows anymore…they are all staged, they are uninteresting, the jokes are lame, and ultimately, they just don’t make sense to me.

I feel like if you’re a celebrity, in music or TV or Movies, you’ve already won a fucking award, and the idea of celebrating these people who are already celebrated, is masturbatory and just fucking stupid….

That said, I don’t mind watching the blooper reel, whether there are nipple slips, or some shitty artist slamming the fuck out of a couple poor girls…it’s pretty fucking funny. If I was them, I’d sue the spic.

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

May

Miley Cyrus Bikini Promo Pic of the Day

The only hate mail I get writing the site the last year has been when I endorse Miley Cyrus and call her body hot and tight…

People go nuts and call me gay because I guess fit young bodies with hard nipples and awesome perky tit just scream “fuck my ass”…or “shove your dick in my mouth you dainty little thing”…all because she’s got short hair….

I’d be more inclined to think a dude who finds this manly, but some fat bitch womanly is gay, because fat girls are disgusting and you can’t be into chicks if you fuck up, they are just the gateway to your being throat fucked the way you want to be one day soon….

I mean Miley is promoting some bullshit in a one piece…and the only thing gay about this is that we both have boners right now….you fag.

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2013

20

May

Olivia Munn in her Bikini for Esquire of the Day

Oliva Munn is the fucking worst, but for some reason people still care about her. I would have figured her leaving a now defunct show that is all she’s ever really done, would make her semi-irrelevance totally irrelevant…..but the reality is her semi irrelevance was designed for nerds….who as we know are a loyal crowd, who would never make her fade into obscurity….at least that’s what her hard nipples in Esquire are telling me, cuz why the fuck else would they feature her….I mean it’s not like she’s a household name….she’s not even hot…but whatever…I’ll just go with it…

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2013

20

May

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique of the Day

This is probably some pretty serious news to comic book nerds everywhere….Jennifer Lawrence in full Mystique make-up has been leaked to the internet….Mystique, a character they probably grew up to and who they probably got their first boner to….making this picture the kind of think that could put a virgin loser nerd in lockdown for a week….but I guess the real virgin loser nerd has already seen the shit because being a socially awkward fanboy with nothing much to do but sit and follow the entire cast and crew of the movie on social media…is all you have…

To those of us who don’t care about comic books, here’s Jennifer Lawrence in a blue body suit for some shitty mainstream IMAX 3D movie she’s booked, cuz that’s where all Academy award winners belong….

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

20

May

Candice Swanepoel Hot for Vogue Australia of the Day

Her body is ridiculous….and seeing her walk around with a whip isn’t all that bad either….which reminds me that fashion is softcore porn…touchin on some fetish shit…that I am totally into…because let’s face it…my life is pretty boring and this gives me something to do while I’m waiting for drinks….

You know hoping that this becomes fashion, and that the future is filled with women in one piece bathing suits and whips….because isn’t vogue all about style…and so am I….

Just the other day I asked a girl what she was wearing and if I could take it off with my mouth….she freaked out calling me a pervert…even though I just wanted to know her style…I also just want Candice Swanepoel and her tight body to teach me a lesson….even if it involves being fisted. She’s that good.


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

20

May

Rihanna’s Hot Instagram of the Day

Rihanna is an exhibitionist…I like that in a woman….I know most girls are sluts and whores, into male attention and fucking to get ahead…but only a select few are into being watched by as many fucking people as possible….and those are the women I appreciate, because I get to partake in the fun, while most girls who are sluting and whoring aren’t out there doing it for me cuz they have standards….luckily…I don’t….

Rihanna is lovely.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

20

May

Jennifer Morrison Dumpy Ass at the Billboard Awards of the Day

I am not gonna bother looking up Jennifer Morrison…I am going to just assume she’s important enough to get invited to the Billboard Music Awards and delusional enough to think her ass his hot enough to wear a dress that is more of a pair of ill-fitting underwear….allowing her ass to squeeze out of it in some weird ways that I’m not against…in fact that I endorse…because I’ll stare at even the most lumpy bitch trying to be sexy…exposing herself to the masses…so that we remember who she is….In fact I am a fan of this kind of behavior…even if she looks like a mom at the pool….not really my favorite thing…but good enough to stare at and try to masturbate to.


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Posted in:Jennifer Morrison

2013

20

May

Ireland Baldwin’s 5 Year Old Vagina of the Day

I like to think `17 year old Ireland Baldwin has officially mastered VINE with this comedic gem that covers topics such as pedophilia, diddling a 5 year old Vagina….I guess when babysitting….in what would be the kind of pedophilia I would be into if I had a 5 year old vagina and she was my babysitter, you know the kind I wouldn’t have repressed memories about or that I wouldn’t become a lesbian over, because she’s a bit of a babe and being molested by a babe…is a dream of mine….

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