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2013

06

Jun

Elisabetta Canalis Hot Ass for Social Media of the Day

I guess this is what life after Clooney looks like. Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body. Leading me to think Clooney has a Vasectomy, not that I care about Clooney sperm count, or even this Elisabetta Canalis, who’s only other hit, other than being “hit” by George Clooney’s balls against her ass, is being an extra Deuce Bigalow – European Gigolo…but I do care about any ass, or at least about looking at any ass, that looks like this. Let’s hope she keeps producing this kind of smut, you know to make herself matter like she did when she was an A-Listers arm candy, doing it on her own, like a good little trick….

I mean use your gold digging groupie opportunist ladder climbing to actually ladder climb…

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2013

06

Jun

Kelly Brook Instagrams Her Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook decided to produce some self shot titty pics, because titty pics is pretty much all Kelly Brook knows.

Titty pics have been the foundation of her career and really is her life purpose since she was 20. Now pushing 40, is at the top of her titty pics game, and I guess she feels the need to celebrate, since they helped her win the lottery that is her life, because you never know, one day she can develop breast cancer, and it’ll all be over.

I mean the older she gets, the more the stats are against her and the likely that will happen…

Sluts always plan for the worst and have an exit strategy in the form of a rich dude to get knocked up by. Here are her Instagram pics, conveniently hiding her belly and ass, focusing on the goods.

If her instagram pics don’t excite you – here’s her GQ Turkey promo video…

And if that didn’t excite you, maybe you’re just not into dumpy girls from the UK with huge tits pushing 40.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

06

Jun

Catherine McNeil’s Hot Shoot for Harpers Bazaar Korea of the Day


Catherine McNeil is some Australian lipstick lesbian, who I am sure is just “GAY FOR PAY”, you know like all of ELLEN’s wives, because dating a chick gets a lot of media attention when the chick you’re dating is more famous than you.

I mean maybe I am just ignorant, and firmly believe all real lesbians, you know the kind molested by their family members or raped in their younger years, develop a hatred of cock and sexuality, look like dudes, and any hot lesbian is up to no good, taking advantage of a situation, cuz why would they be hot and lesbian at the same time, it just doesn’t make sense, lesbians don’t care about looks, they are the hub for ugly people getting love, and looks or looking good, is strictly girls looking for dudes to objectify them. Fact.

Posted in:Catherine McNeil

2013

06

Jun

Terra Jo Wallace for Wildfox Swimwear of the Day

Who is this Goddess Terra Jo Wallace…and why has she been hiding from me all my life…

Let’s turn to her MODELMAYHEM profile to find out….

Terra Jo Wallace is the name

I have many ways of expressing myself, modeling is one of them. It also happens to be my job and I love it! I am only on MM for testing purposes. Sometimes when Im working, I lose a little freedom with expressing myself for my job is to sell whatever it is the client is selling.. Thats why Im here. To be able to collaborate with new people who have new ideas! As you know, it is hard to keep up with every site. I am not on MM all that much as traveling limits my use for this site and I rarely find enough time to test. So please know that if I do not get back to you that it is not personal! I just may not be able to shoot at this time and as I try to get back to everyone, messages unfortunately are easily overlooked. I try to keep this page updated as much as possible. My photos are rarely updated, so make sure to check out my blog for further photos & updates!

THANKS

She’s so inspiring with her prose…words of an angel…an angel who should stick to being on camera and expressing herself with modelling…

Not that that doesn’t mean I am not in love with her legs. Check them out on vine.

Lovely….

Here are her Wildfox Bikini catalog shots, that would be boring and typical, if it wasn’t for her amazingness…

Posted in:Terra Jo Wallace

2013

06

Jun

Barbara Palvin Modeling Wedding Dresses of the Day

The only time a bride is erotic – is when she’s not your bride, because when she is your bride, even when beautiful and looking her best, thanks to her year of fitness for this day, all you see is prison stripes…

So when the bride is your friends bride, who you figure you’ll try to get some alone time with to make into a bad wife on day one, something that I would be into, just to prove the sanctitude of marriage is a whole lot of shit, you know to help alleviate some of the pressure of “til death do us part”….

Or when she’s some 18 year old famous model from Eastern Europe, modelling wedding dresses like high school girls playing dress-up…

It is as close bride fetish porn without being bride fetish porn…and I am into that.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

06

Jun

Amy Childs Does Bikinis of the Day


Amy Childs is some young nobody from the UK, who people may confuse for being a somebody, because the talent pool of hot pussy in the UK is shallow, and one decent enough to exploit shows up to an audition, because she wants nothing more than attention, they throw her on a TV show…whether it is their version of Jersey Shore, or Big Brother, she’s now household enough…to be stared at in her bikini, especially now that she’s got her second round of tit.

So she is in spain, putting on a bikini fashion show in her WHITE BIKINI and her PINK BIKINI …showing off her massive new fake tits.


TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF HER IN BIKINIS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Amy Childs

2013

06

Jun

Mariah Carey Too Old for This Outfit of the Day

3 Days ago, Mariah Carey felt that she wasn’t too old, or chubby to attend some Hot 97 concert event wearing this outfit, and thank god for that.

Sure I may be late on this, but I blame not giving a fuck about the whereabouts or doings of Mariah Carey.

I mean she’s pushing 40, she’s happily married and a mom, she’s just not in my wheelhouse of things I bother paying attention to…

But sometimes, like a homeless person you normally ignore, trying to poke you with an AIDS syringe at the bank machine, the people who are in the woodwork, manage to find a way out….

Here’s the video….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

06

Jun

Taylor Swift Slutty at the CMT Awards of the Day

I like where Taylor Swift is going with her costumes. You know showing off her long legs and skinny little body. Glamming it up a little, rather than just being some awkward looking money making machine. But in my defines, I love when girls get slutty, especially when their vaginas, historically, at least according to her public image, is already slutty to begin with. You know a girl who’s banged a few dozen dudes, some of whom via her ass, and mouth…and who dresses the part, rather than pulling some wholesome, everyday chick.

All this to say, this is a good look, good strategy, turn the long weird looking girl, into a push up bra, short short wearing slag.

I’m down.


Taylor Swift Probably Does Anal….and Here she is a Hot Outfit…
HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is a great tragedy when finding out 98 degrees was giving a free live show for a morning show at 8 am…at 10 am.

I mean shit, I’d be there throwing my panties at the stage in efforts to end up on TV and finally go viral 10 years later than I probably shoulda gone viral.

Even if missing a 98 Degrees free concert is probably the least of my worries, and waking up with a cold that is probably AIDS, is..

Here are some links…


The Naked Kim Kardashian Pregnant Statue to Make You Throw Up
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Nicole Kidman Poses With Two Cocks She’s Had Inside Her
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Some Animals Humping
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Girls Teasing…
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World Record Water Spray
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50 Classic Pics of Supermodels
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Bruce Willis has a Serious House
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This Sha Rizel Has Ridiculously Huge Tits
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Twin Peaks Bikini Contest!
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Surprise Marriage Proposal
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Mr Rogers Remix
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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The Science of Hangovers…
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The January Jones titty fans don’t like me writing ABOUT HOW UNEVENTFUL JANUARY JONES TITS ARE , tits that are celebrated, that have helped make her famous, and that make her a working single mother rather than just another statistic….

You didn’t know that everyone’s breasts are asymmetrical? Why single her out for that? I’m sure you can thing of some other snide negative comment about her. It’s kind of unfair to pick on a normal asset (or debit in her case in your eyes).

I prefer figuring out how to hang with the 21 year old single mother drinking a bottle of wine out of the bottle, on the sidewalk next to her shitty house, sitting on the backseat of a 90s van I guess they figured made for solid patio set, in the sidewalk next to her shitty house, while her mom chased her kids in and out of traffic. That was more my jam….

Now it is time for me to go out drinking and your time to click some links.

Joe Francis Has a Sex Tape
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Lil Kim’s Tits Save her Scary Fucking Face
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Katy Perry’s Horrible Booty Shot
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Kayley Cuoco Does FHM
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Ridiculous Street Performer..
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Today in Underboob….
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25 Friends GIFS that Will Blow Your Mind….Really?
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Today’s Sexy Bikini Model Video
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Drunk Guy Climbs Bridge and Falls Asleep Halfway Up
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Hey Chelsea – You’re a Total Slut
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15 BEACH BABES!!
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Jessica Alba is the New Martha Stewart! Every Generation Needs One.
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Hayden Panettiere Bra
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Sofia Vergara’s Wax Figure Doesn’t Turn Me On
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Miranda Kerr on Tour in a Hot Dress
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A Chick Gets Divorced – Goes on a Weightloss Kick – Here are the Pics – She’s StilL Fat.
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10 Year Okd who Acts 40 Blows Some Minds on America’s Got Talent
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CUPS is the Hooters of Frozen Yogurt
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Today in Booty
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The Saturday’s Showing Off Tits
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This is Gory As Fuck – Russian Hacks Himself and Jumps Out of a Building LIke He Was Paris Jackson – But More Effective and Less of a Cry for Attention
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Jimmy Won’t Be Back on Shameless
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Girl Pissing Herself in Leggings is a Weird Fetish
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Naked Glitter Party!
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An Ode to Hot Asians
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Nicole Richie Cleavage Confuses Me
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Some Seriously Thick Labia
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This Muslim Cam Girl Makes me Laugh
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Miley Cyrus Pokies
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Heather Marks
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31 Very Strange Medical Conditions
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Roxanne Pallett in a Purple Bikini
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The Scariest Watermelon Bikini Eating Video You Will Ever See
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I appreciate this Nude Model Caitie Minx
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The Worst in Celebrity Tramp Stamps
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Hot Skinny Girl Getting Naked on the Beach
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Man of Steele Featurette
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A Couple Nobodies Stretching in their Bikinis of the Day
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Dude Rolls his Rally Car
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Isla Fisher Does Cosmo
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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Redheaded GF Compilation
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This Girl Hates Ass To Mouth…
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Amateur Couple Caught Fucking in Public Stairwell….
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A Dude and His Ass Play
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Wife’s ASSHOLE Pops
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Girl Jerks off a Dude Twice
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This is the Funniest Pic of an Arab Man Licking Pussy
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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