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2013

20

May

Jennifer Morrison Dumpy Ass at the Billboard Awards of the Day

I am not gonna bother looking up Jennifer Morrison…I am going to just assume she’s important enough to get invited to the Billboard Music Awards and delusional enough to think her ass his hot enough to wear a dress that is more of a pair of ill-fitting underwear….allowing her ass to squeeze out of it in some weird ways that I’m not against…in fact that I endorse…because I’ll stare at even the most lumpy bitch trying to be sexy…exposing herself to the masses…so that we remember who she is….In fact I am a fan of this kind of behavior…even if she looks like a mom at the pool….not really my favorite thing…but good enough to stare at and try to masturbate to.


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2013

20

May

Ireland Baldwin’s 5 Year Old Vagina of the Day

I like to think `17 year old Ireland Baldwin has officially mastered VINE with this comedic gem that covers topics such as pedophilia, diddling a 5 year old Vagina….I guess when babysitting….in what would be the kind of pedophilia I would be into if I had a 5 year old vagina and she was my babysitter, you know the kind I wouldn’t have repressed memories about or that I wouldn’t become a lesbian over, because she’s a bit of a babe and being molested by a babe…is a dream of mine….

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

20

May

Petra Benova’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Petra Benova is, but based on her name, I am going to assume she’s a mail order bride who got away, or maybe a cam girl who managed to escape the wrath of the people who kidnapped her, because it makes for a better story than just some bitch on the beach the paparazzi are taking pics of because they need bikini content for the blogs…doesn’t matter who is in the bikini…just as long as they have a wikipedia page….it’s a silly business, at least it would be if staring at bikini pics wasn’t hot sauce….


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2013

20

May

Elsa Pataky in her Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day

I don’t know or care who Elsa Pataky is – but Women’s Health does and they decided to strip her down into a bikini and share her with the world, and I’m not complaining, I feel like every girl needs to be celebrated for her accomplishments by being stripped the fuck down…

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2013

20

May

Eva Longoria’s Weird Panty Flash of the Day

I have no idea what’s going on here, it’s like bitch is screaming for the world to look at her, lifting her dress like a four year old at a wedding who wants people to look at her instead of the bride….you know attention craving….starving for a camera to look at her…all while covering up her Mexican corn tortilla filled gunt….if you look close enough you may see a tampon string…like she’s not old and menopausal….and really old and menopausal or not…I’m totally into more girls following her lead!


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Posted in:Eva Longoria

2013

20

May

Nicki Minaj Gives Lil Wayne a Lap Dance of the Day

Here’s a little Nicki Minaj in leggings looking like she’s wearing a diaper…because her ass is that fat….giving Lil Wayne a lap dance like she was the one having a seizure…shaking her ass….like she was a stripper….when in fact she’s some Drama student who was raised in a white neighborhood just marketed as a gutter hip hop girl who would have stripped had her parents not been middle class….you know because it makes for a good story, or a better story, in her quest to find authenticity….in her plastic bullshit life…

But you know what, I appreciate the effort and her trying….it’s a good look for national TV….

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2013

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s a long weekend in Canada and no one cares because it is Canada…except me because I am in Canada and having everything closed is really making it hard for me to see my doctor for prescription pill refills….more importantly it meant a whole fucking boatload of assholes who normally work mondays filled the streets and bars and annoyed me while I want to be left alone as I drink my misery away…not that I’m that miserable, but I am when assholes are drunk and annoying me….

Monday’s are the new Sunday….

Look Down To See some morning hangover links…

Some Animated Star Wars Shits from Parks and Recreation for the Super Nerds
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Some Big Busty Amateur Models
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Some Intense Egyption Version of Crazy….Because they Are 4 Years Behind
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Leanna Decker in a Sexy Bikini
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Pogo Backflip World Record
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The Most Chiropractor in the Game
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Robber Receives Instant Karma
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Cannes Day 4 Babes
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Shark Scares a Fisherman….
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Jac Jagaciak is Fucking Hot
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Denise Milani vs Jordan Carver
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

If I was a girl, I’d want to have my unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom…..but I’m just a guy….who has to be happy fucking girls who look like they would have their unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom, and you know what, that works for me.

It’s the long weekend in canada, I should try to get someone pregnancy, or at least get their tits pregnant….with my mouth….and random household objects.

I am not a porn site.

Here are some stepLINKS….


I can’t Get Enough of Kim Kardashian’s Feet!
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Nicki Minaj Ass in Tight Pants
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No Bras Allowed!! Girls in Not Bra!
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Julianne Hough in Short Shorts…
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Paris Hilton Cried Whille Watching the Bling Ring, Because She Remembered a Time People Cared Enough To Rob Her
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HEr Name is Bailey Knoxk and she’s Posing Half Naked
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Dude Asking for Free Kisses Gets Rejected…
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Deer Crashes into the Bus
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Baz Luhrman Turned Down Doing the Harry Potter Series….
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Cara Delevingne Falshign Some Nipple or Something in her Dress…
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Girl Gets Fucked Up – Pretty Much Dies on BMX Crash
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Some Chick Named Stephanie Leonidas Titty in a Movie!
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Beyonce Cleavage to Celebrate Her Miserable Pregnancy
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Top 10 Reasons Men Jerk Off
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Denise Milani vs Jordan Carver in the Battle of the Tits
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Big Asian Tits at the Great Gatsby Screening
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How To Wake Up Your Dog
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Tiffani Amber Theissen’s Got SPANX On and They Aren’t Working on her Fat Ass
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Morning Show Teleprompter Prank
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These are Some Massive Tits in a Bathing Suit…..Holy Shit
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Some Exotic Girl Showing Her Tits
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The Song Britney Did for the SMURFS
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Nicole Kidman Slutty and Dressed in Leather
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Tough Mudder Electrocution
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Some Maria Fowler Chick and Her Shitty See Through
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Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe in Tights….
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Emma Watson Back in Cannes….
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Mariah Carey’s Live Performance – Doesn’t Look Very Live….Lip Syncer.
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Hard Wet Nipples. Exactly How I Like Them!
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Lucy Hale Working Out
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Courtney Stodden in the Bath
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Amazing Harlem Shake Explosion – Idiots
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Georgia May Jagger is Lovely in a Red Dress
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Courtney Stodden Made a Sex Tape
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How To Mount a Horse!
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The Hangover’s Red Band Trailer
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Daring Amateur Sex on a Public Train
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Friend Wait While Her Friend Gets Fucked in the Park – Funny
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Diary of Anne Franck Themed Cam Show
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Pornstar Quits Over Farting Incident
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A Pretty Rockin’ Amateur Blowjob
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Young Couple in Love at the Beach
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Lesbian Pussy Eaten at the Auction
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Several Girls Masturbating Together
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Cam Girl Getting Down in the Library
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Girl Films Herself While Masturbating
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Cam Girl’s Got a Huge Clit
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

May

stepGIRL Carmen is a Cam Girl of the Day

If you follow DrunkenStepfather at all…and I am going to assume you do…because you are reading this with one hand down your pants…which would otherwise be a gay as fuck experience, but for us it’s our everyday….

You will know that we have stepGIRLS who model our shirts, take pics for us, and who are our girls we support in everyway….when we are lucky, they let us give them back massages…or they have sideline business…

Well one of our recent recruits….and in my opinion…one of our best girls….happens to be a cam girl on Cam Girl On CamWithHer…..because we like when our girls moonlight getting naked…

CamWithHer isn’t your normal cam site. It only features high end models that are least 9/10 that you can communicate with….it’s how we got to know Carmen in ways we never knew her before…

This is a look into her amazing…amazing…busty performance….show your support, she’s part of our stepfamily…and she’s amazing…

Here are some of the busty and amazing pics….

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2013

17

May

Denise Richards Does Inflatables in a Bikini of the Day

Denise Richards is looking pretty fit in her bikini bottoms…even though she’s 90, practically dead, and very very very fucking washed up….but in my defense, maybe I’m just into these pics because she’s with an inflatable, and like that dude on My Strange Addiction, who had a sexual relationship with inflatables, I’ve kinda been intrigued to try to fuck one…that sweet smell of plastic, those unlubricated seams that rip you apart at the pool….the whole experience likely more amazing than fucking the real life blow-up doll carrrying it….

But I’ll post the pics anyways…cuz she mattered once…back when she was a madame….in Hollywood….


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