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2013

17

May

Kate Bosworth on the Road to Coachella for Topshop of the Day

Kate Bosworth got hired to do some video for Topshop about Coachella, which is both further proof that Coachella is some mainstream hipster bullshit….that has little to know cool to it…but instead is just over commercialized money making crap….that only matters because hot girls go to it….but more importantly, this video reminds us that Kate Bosworth still exists and that she can get work, she’s capable, and I’m into that cuz I kinda like Kate Bosworth, not that I remember anything she’s done as an actor, but I do remember her skinniness, and her ability to model….not that modeling takes much ability, but you get what I’m saying….

That said, this video fucking sucks. It’s so fucking boring….TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES BITCH.

Posted in:Kate Bosworth

2013

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Email of the day :

Can you please post some more on Lena Dunham she is my favorite.
She gets naked on Girls like every week & you never post about it & she is awesome.
I know she isn’t traditionally sexy but she has a girl next door look that I think is so sexy like she looks like the kind of chick you see working kfc or something just average but hot!

My response:

It is ppl like Lena Dunham who represent all that is wrong in the world! She should not be allowed naked in her private life or on TV and wanting to see her naked may mean you have a serious sexual dysfunction.

Here are some morning links….

The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape is Next – Yay
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Police Chase in Portland
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Kai The Hatchet Hitchhiker’s Been Charged With Murder
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Today’s Best Photobombs
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Iza Olak is a Pretty Hot Fucking Model
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Dog Cries When Watching the Lion King
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Day 2 in Cannes – Featuring Emma Watson’s Back
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Kim Kardashian’s Bloated Ankles Won’t Turn You On
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Syrian Rebels Giggle over an RPG – Mental Cases
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Pug Watching TV
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Motorcycle Stunt Fail
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just in the grocery store behind some fat chick in white leggings that I assume she didn’t know where totally see through. I could see her fucking soul, and by soul I mean her underwear that was jacked up her cellulite ridden ass cheeks, and by underwear jacked up her ass, I mean the stains that were on them….and visible through her leggings. Insane.

I tried to take a picture of her, but I stupidly left the flash on, causing a bit of scene. I’m not very good at stealth mode…I ended up getting asked to leave the store, which was insane to me, considering that pig was practically naked in the place, and totally disgusting, I mean she coulda given the produce herpes just walking by….

It’s hard out there for a pervert. The world is against us.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Tugging on their Clothing is Hot
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Miley Cyrus and the Other Sluts at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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The Hatchet Wielding Hitchiker Who Went Viral – is Now Wanted for Murder
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Danielle Sharp’s MAssive Glamour Model Tits
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Trailer for “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D”
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Ashley Tisdale Duck Face
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Syrian Rebels Laugh at an RPG – Gangster
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Emma Watson in W Magazine
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Asana Mamoru is Some Hotness with Big Tits
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A Whole Bunch of Face Down Ass Up Pics – Of the Day
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Emma Watson’s Got Back in Cannes
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Julianne Moore’s Feet With Destroy Any FOot Fetishists Foot Fetish
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Selena Gomez is in Disguise
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Dita Von Teese is Selling her Gangster Car on eBay
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Behind the Scenes with a Pornstar Make-Up Artist – If You Care
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Sluts at the Star Trek Premiere
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Chihuahua Hates Baths
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Cindy Crawford Cleavage in Cannes
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The Ultimate Shopping Cart Fails
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20 Hottest Pics of Priscilla Caripan
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Jennifer Morrison See Through
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Vanessa Hudgens is Picking Her Nose
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Angelina Jolie is on the Cover of Time – All She Had TO Do was Cut off Her Titties
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I Don’t Know Who This Babe is – I just Know She’s got a Dildo in her
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Schwarzenegger Promoting Some Youtube Shit
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My Friend Ariel Rebel Does Some Selfies….
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Band on the Run vs Imagine – Mash Up
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Miley Cyrus at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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Sneezing Animals Compilation
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Youtube Spotlight – The 80s Rocker Chick
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Nikki Leigh in a Bikini
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Misheard Lyrics the 1990s Edition
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David Beckham is Retiring
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Kourtney Kardashians’ Big Tits in a Bathing Suit
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Jennifer Nicole Lee See Through
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Train Hits a Truck!
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Dirty Hypnotist in Japan Does Amazing Things with the Girls he Hypnotizes…
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Some Girl Strips on an ATV
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I am Down with these Two Girls Posting NUde Together
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Danielle Fischel at the Maxim Hot 100 Party (Topanga from Boy Meets World)
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Slo Motion Elbow Sliding on a Motorbike
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Extreme Watersliding
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Kanye West is Complaining About Being a Celebrity, Walking into Poles and Says he Makes Real Music, when Not Impregnanting Barnyard Animals….Such a Bitch Doing Spoken Word….Real Manly…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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The Creepiest Guy in Porn – Best Video Ever
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Chick Shoves Things in her Ass
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A Set of Twins Sharing Cum
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I Kinda Love this Cam Show
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Some Indian – Dot Not Feather – Showing Her Vagina
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Rockin Bush on this Messy House
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Weird Masturbating – Creepy – Robot Shit
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Masturbating in the Bathroom
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple in Interview Germany of the Day

From Miranda Kerr’s Titties On Set to these Candice Swanepeol titties in a magazine….it’s been a good day for nipples that are usually Angelina Jolied by the evil corporation they work for. It’s like you can own us because you made us celebrities, but you can’t take our nipples, Victoria’s Secret….

I’m a fan of Candice Swanepoel, she’s got a tight fit body, I’ve written her at least one love song that I’m working on the choreographed dance to before taking it to youtube, you know to win her heart….and in the meantime….I’ll be staring at these….but I don’t think you should…because she’s not some public domain slut….or maybe she is…that doesn’t stop my love….

These pics are alright…Thanks Interview Germany, you’re way better than other things Germany has brought us, like the Holocaust. It only took them 70 years to get to this point…

All this to say, I’d like her to breast feed me….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW

2013

16

May

Christina Aguilera’s Bikini Pic Lie of the Day

Christina Aguilera posted this picture to facebook and it is safe to say that it is either from a decade ago, before she decided to embrace her eating after her pregnancy and turn her 90 pound popstar self into 150 pounds of disgustingness that even her massive tits couldn’t overshadow….or it is photoshopped as hard as her team of talented graphic designers could to legally be able to still call these pics of Christina Aguilera.

Unless her time off TV gave her time to reflect, hire a cook and a trainer and work at shit, because despite embracing her fatness, like all fat girls do, she probably actually hated it, like all fat girls do, and just wanted to be sexy again.

The whole beefcake tank who loves cookies and cake didn’t translate so well on TV….

Either way, you can probably masturabte to this, since her belly isn’t hanging out over her skirt, a new and good look for her, even if it is a lie, something we should expect, since all women lie.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2013

16

May

Russian Babe Getting Down of the Day

I like the way girls dance in Russia. No wonder they are the hottest country for Mail Order brides. I mean I always knew that these intense girls, raised by communist parents, where amazing whether in the sex trade or the model game. I jerk off to cam shows and titty photoshoots alike….

I know people who have done the Russian mail order bride thing, and loved the experience until she took him for everything he was worth after threatening to kill him.

It turns out that greatness isn’t limited to the Russian pussy I know and love, it’s just as amazing when they are just kickin’ it on the stoop

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

May

Hard Body Babe’s Workout Video Features a Dude Taking a Shit of the Day

I am very into fitness, at least when it comes to watching girls do fitness, because I have a serious fetish for it, one that has got me kicked out of many gyms I’ve volunteered at, because apparently cheering on girls while they squat is against their rules…..

I think my fitness fetish stems from all the fat girls I’ve had fat sex with over the years…you know lazy fucking pigs who smell…but it also has to do with so many girls being lazy as fuck….making it nice to see a girl really work on her body….

So every once in a while I’ll turn to fitness videos for masturbation purposes, because watch this video, and you’ll see why, the hard body just blows me away….what also blows me away is at the 20 second mark, where a dude is shitting…as she works out.

Obviously intentional, a prank to promote their fitness channel, you know make it go viral, in such a simple way and you know what, it’s a prank I can appreciate, that’s why I’m posting it.

More viral videos need 1 second shots of people shitting. It will make Youtube a better place.

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

May

Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Bikini is For Sale on eBay of the Day

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Bikini For Sale on eBay

I have been a huge fan, endorser, supporter of this Farrah Abraham Teen Mom sex tape since the beginning. Partially because I love all sex tapes that involve people who aren’t officially pornstars, but also because it was fucking hot. I posted the Exclusive Clip Of Her Squirting

As much as she’s hated, or crying for attention, or has shitty implants and a bad face. And as much as people are mocking her and laughing at her cheap attempts to get attention. I honestly think the whole thing was fantastic. But maybe I just like Anal and Squirting …..

Sure, the whole being a teen mom thing is not as erotic as it used to be, now that MTV ruined what was sacred, making celebrities out of these otherwise broken girls, who would have probably turned to stripping and porn just to pay the bills, but not as a next chapter in her low level entertainment, trying to be famous hustle…..but it still paved the way for her to be someone I get to watch fuck as someone who wasn’t a pornstar before…. And for that I am okay with it.

Apparently, her unwashed bikini that she wore for the cover of the sex tape is listed on eBay and some panty sniffer is willing to pay more than 100 dollars for it.

That panty sniffer is not me, but it would be if I planned better…

It is being put up for sale by Vivid – here’s the description:

Don’t miss this once in a lifetime chance to own a piece of pop-culture history! The winning bidder will receive the actual bikini worn by Teen Mom and new celebrity sex-tape sensation Farrah Abraham in her record-breaking DVD!

Farrah wore this bikini in her private photo shoot for “Poolside Collection” swimwear before it was catapulted into the annals of sex-tape history when it appeared on the cover of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”.

And now for one lucky fan only…Farrah’s bikini…straight off her body and into your hands!

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Bikini For Sale on eBay

I love the way this story is shaping….developing…and making her porn career more of a reality…

I’m looking forward to hanging with her in Florida.


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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Teen Mom

2013

16

May

Miranda Kerr Bikini Tit Slip Photoshoot of the Day

In “I used to work for some major corporate lingerie company that recently fired me because I am an entitled cunt with a celebrity husband/baby daddy” news…..

Miranda Kerr was on set for some photoshoot, that I assume is for V Magazine, and she pulled out her tits, in a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret, saying “this is for photoshopping out my nipples all these years”…

You know a “I’m a woman, and I have nipples dammit, I’m not Angelina Jolie motherfuckers, you can’t repress me with your padded bras anymore”….

I like how she’s playin’ like shit’s an accident, when really this is some emancipation….setting herself free…like some kind of fucking hippie….

Unfortunately, it isn’t as eventful or monumental, or worth celebrating as I’d like it to be….I mean her tits aren’t that amazing…but the good thing about tits…is that they are still tits…

Let’s hope more girls get fired from Victoria’s Secret….and rebel like this….It is a movement or protest I love….


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|NSFW

2013

16

May

Heidi Klum’s Nipples at Some Event of the Day

Apparently people can see Heidi Klum’s nipples in this picture of her in what is being called a see through dress….all I see is some titties….maybe some underwear holding her broken down uterus in place….a bit of a belly….and some belly button….but more importantly, I see an old tired face a pretty horrible tattoo and someone who is a fraction of what Heidi Klum once was…

Sure she’s still great for a 50 year old mom of 12, but that’s kinda like saying “she’s hot for a fat chick”…or “she’s the richest McDonald’s cashier”….you know being the best at a horrible thing….is still being horrible…


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Posted in:Heidi Klum