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2013

16

May

Nina Agdal for Penti Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal is probably going to be on the cover of SI next year, now that Kate Upton has eaten her way to the top and they’ve milked her as much as they can before having to accept that her tits are exhausted and that there is no more milk to give….and the good news is that their second in line is this Nina chick, who although can look a little big in the forehead, you know like the kind of girl you’d find chronic masturbating on a short bus field trip to the museum, or wherever they take retarded people when they leave the institution, but her body, just fuckin’ wins….so much that I am posting her stupid bikini video promoting bikinis…even though I’m far more interested in her not wearing bikinis at all. I’m basic like that.

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2013

16

May

Kate Upton is a Fat Anna Nicole Smith for 10 Hours of the Day

I’ve been saying Kate Upton is an overrated pig of a girl who only gets work because she’s popular thanks to her big tits…..tits the rest of her awkward body have caught up to…..

So, I just watched 10 hours of Kate Upton walking the runway to prove it and I was right, her sloppy belly slappin’ around in what is the least attractive thing in modeling….but for some reason, I know all you freaks will love this….all cuz of her tits…

So when I used to say she was an Anna Nicole Smith in training, because I knew busty 18 year olds and they all ended up fat, I actually meant, she’s a fat Anna Nicole Smith, the glory days are behind her, she’s already ended up fat….

But watching her for 10 hours, is like a spiritual journey everyone should take, a horrible, flappy spiritual journey….

Posted in:Kate Upton|Videos

2013

16

May

Emily Ratajkowski Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity to have sex with her, and this Emily Ratajkowski babe came to mind, something that never happens….making me ask myself “where has she been”, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s son’s music videos, and she was really making moves….moves I expect will land her in SI Swimsuit this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…..and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox. Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I mail her will help inform her…..

Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened….unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burnt for hours….even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that is my wife’s pussy…and it’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust.

ALl this to say, Emily Ratajkowski is perfect, she’s won at life and I’m in love.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

16

May

Fat Chick Jumping over Fire Pit Goes Wrong of the Day

Fat chicks are the worst….if they aren’t slobbing around their own filth because they are too lazy to be domestic, or huffing and puffing because they have to walk 100 feet, they’re complaining about how the media portrays them in a negative light, or embracing their bodies and trying to make a point of how they love themselves, despite the fact they are killing themselves with chronic illness due to bad diet and no exercise….cuz healthy isn’t good, donuts are….all while having little to know bad skin, disgusting to look at sex appeal…I saw let the whole breed burn…

So seeing this fat chick try to sacrifice herself through limited athleticism – cuz thanks to pop culture, she doesn’t know she’s fat, is something that should be celebrated.

If all fat girls jumped in the fire, causing one been greasy sizzle, the streets would be far more fun to walk…and even if you like fat chicks, you chubby chaser, you’ll appreciate the “Fail” in all this, while I just appreciate the hope of a better tomorrow it represents…

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

May

Aneu Riba Jimenez Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Aneu Riba Jimenez is a Spanish model I’ve never heard of…..and she’s posing in bikinis…which is all I really need to know, because it is all I really care about.

I figured I’d post pictures of any girl in a bikini, she doesn’t need a modeling contract, or fame and fortune, the whole half naked thing is like a VIP pass to getting me to stare….not that any girl wants that VIP pass, there are no perks, no open bar…all I can do is share the bikini body with you…and we can stare at her together…like a bunch of perverts ready for a Bukkake, that is less gay than a bukkake, because we are all in the privacy of our own homes. It’s less gay this way.

Posted in:Aneu Riba Jimenez

2013

16

May

Monika “Jac” Jagaciak for Vogue Germany of the Day

I posted the pictures – and here is the video – of Monika “Jac” Jagaciak, the human trafficked sex worker that could have been, but never was, because they decided to put her in international modeling instead….tragic to some, but I am into it, because not only do we still get to see her tits, we don’t have to dig through Eastern European sex clubs to find them, not to mention, she doesn’t look as broken, battered and abused and ready to die as those other Eastern European girls you find on all the cam sites, and despite liking my women broken and desperate, I like this better.

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2013

16

May

Lingerie Bowl Player Twerks on Opponents Head of the Day

So the Lingerie Bowl exists.

I never really paid attention to it. I just assumed it was a promotion around the Superbowl to generate some hype, make some extra money. You know, a clever marketing stunt for a beer company….

But I guess the fact that the world is perverted, and love lingerie, made them realize making a league for the shit was the right thing to do….and here is a clip of one of the players twerking on her opponent in what may be the greatest moment ever in sports….if you can consider this a sport…which I do…because I also consider snorting lines a sport, it gets my heart rate up….and makes me sweat….so I’m not the best judge of these things. I just watch the videos.

Posted in:Lingerie Bowl|Videos

2013

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Having Skype Business Meetings….for the DRUNKENSWEATSHOP

I don’t know why Vegans always hate me. I mean more and more girls I meet in bars don’t eat meat and I don’t really care what their diet is, but for some reason they like to tell me, and for some reason it is a perfect way to ruin my chances of having sex, because even when I don’t debate them on meat eating, cuz really who cares what my diet is, they attack, preach, and last night that lost me a nice set of tits to suck on. It was that or me asking if cannibalism counted as meat eating…either way from now on, I’m going to lie to girls, you know since they always lie to me…

Here are some links…


Girls Tugging on their Clothing is Hot
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Her Name Doesn’t Matter – What Matters is that She’s in a Bikini
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Karolina Kurkova is Trying to French Kiss the Prince – It’s a Good Retirement Plan
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Adrianna Ho is Some Hot Chick for Complex
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This Dog Really Wants the Sausage
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A Whole Lot of Sluts in Cannes
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Candid hots from the Set of Great Movies
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Clever Abercrombie Owning
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How To Jump over a Fire Pit
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some model gave me permission to masturbate to her profile pic…and people say they don’t give back…or more importantly people say I haven’t won at the internet…I mean this is almost as good as when a vegan chick offered to eat my meat with her vegina….if I could navigate my way through her hippie bush….only it’s got more top model in it….

She was probably impressed with my command of the English language, you know my spelling skills, or my rebellious, I don’t give a fuck how to spell masturbate, I do it my own way attitude. Bitches love that….

Here are some stepLINKS while I deal with peaking, reaching the top, finally making it, etc.

I know I can hardly believe it either. Who cares if I had to google who she was to realize how major this is….it still -happened.

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini to Celebrate Her Buying 100,000 Twitter Followers
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Zoe Saldana is Bi-Sexual
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A Whole Lot of Hot Booty Cuz It’s Wednesday….
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Her Name is Jordan Carver and She has Huge Tits
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Wet See Through
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Playboy Chick Nikki Leigh in her Bikini
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People Running for the Train in Slow Motion
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Carey Mulligan Creepy in Cannes
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Compilation of Trampoline Fails
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How About Jennifer Love Hewitt in GIFs
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Taylor Swift was a Satanist in the 90s
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Before and After Porno Make-Up
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Autumn Reeser’s Titties in Some Movie…
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Food Nightmares That Actually Happened….
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Some Hot Small Tits Spreading her Vag
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Tanning Mom Has Her Big Break in Porn!
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More Katharina Damm Topless at the BEach
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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage
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Looking Down Some Girl’s Shirt While She Plays the Piano
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This Video is Hysterical…
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Victoria’s Secret Models Promoting Bullshit in Tight Clothes
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These are Ridiculously Hilarious Tits
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Some Pregnant Bitch Named Heather Morris in Shorts – Cuz I Know You Love Pregnant Bitches
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Porno Make-Up – The Movie –
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Some Topless Model Looking Girl Walking Through the City….
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Irina Shayk Hot Modeling
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A Whole Lot of Tits in Zoo Magazine’s Latest Issue
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Angelina Jolie is Getting Her Ovaries Removed NExT! I Think She’s Getting Carried Away…
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Lesbian Squirt Bukkake
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Funny Abercrombie Stunt
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Worst Mom Ever – Via China
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Her Name is Stacey and She’s Naked and Fisting….
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These Girls Take Arm Wrestling Very Seriously
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Katie Holmes Has Cankles
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Teen Mom Says She’s getting a New Reality Show
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Baby Sitter Gets Caught on cam
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Today in Japanese Puking Fetish Videos…..
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This Creep and His 18 Year Old are Hilarous
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Amateur Emo Pic Dump
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A Couple of Lesbians in the Bathroom
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Cutest Crackhead Confessions
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A Cam Girl in the Library Squirting
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A Cam Girl in Her Car
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Amateur Girl Masturbating
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

May

Keira Knightley’s Bikini for her Honeymoon of the Day

Skinny little Keira Knightley got married a couple of weeks ago and no one cared.

I assume these are some pics of her in her bikini on the beach are from her Honeymoon, you know showing off her skinny little body before the baby starts to show, or more importantly before the baby ravages her uterus, rips apart her vagina and fuckin’ rapes her stomach so that it will forever be flabby….but she’ll be too hormonal to care and too busy celebrating her new milk filled tits…as she takes that journey into motherhood….one I find horribly offensive…..

So take it all in, she’s too disgustingly happy in love to not get knocked up, this may be the last of her like this you’ll ever see.

Enjoy.

To see the pics of her in a bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK

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