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2013

03

May

Vanessa Hudgens Dumpy Leggings Ass of the Day

Sometimes leggings fail us. Here is Vanessa Hudgens demonstrating when that happens.

Her bumpy, sock full of marbles looking ass in a pair of workout pants, that look like she shat herself, or is in a diaper, or wearing a 1930s menstrual belt, makes absolutely no sense.

This must be some kind of candid camera prank or some shit, because I’ve seen dumpy fat chicks, far fatter and more dumpy than Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings, and they squeezed there shit into a nice and smooth formation….

This shit is just weird.

Here’s a Vanessa Hudgens Music Video to Kill Yourself To

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

03

May

Jamie Lynn Spears is Wet and Warning Us Of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Jamie Lynn Spears or her mom pussy, but I do know I like seeing her try to be seductive for social media, holding up signs saying “Wet Floor” that can only be reference to her drippy fucking vagina, because what else could this artistic masterpiece mean…not to mention the slutty teen mom’s who get started early on, are usually the fucking horniest, ready to fill their cunts up with cock, and not into the whole getting pregnant thing, because the first go at that, ruined their fucking life…..

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Spears

2013

03

May

Kate Upton for Allure Korea of the Day

Kate Upton is garbage.

I don’t care what magazines she gets in, how much money she makes, how many movie roles she lands, or how many vats of sperm are filled on a daily basis by dudes looking at pics of her around the world….

All I see is the problem with genetically modified food, or more importantly, the hot busy young girl who isn’t done developing, who starts to end developing, and that end is in a place you don’t want it to be, all fat and shit.

I am pretty sure these are old pics because recycled by Allure for their huge Korean market, hoping some get leaked to the north, to show the enemy that Americans are a lazy breed with giant women used as their nuclear bombs…

Who cares, she sucks.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

03

May

Little Mexican Gomez on Set for Instyle Magazine of the Day

Selena Gomez is one of Hollywood’s chosen puppets, thanks to a good PR team, so she’s fucking everywhere, including getting shot, in her traditional Mexican gear for Instyle…..

There’s no reason why this little chipmunk, whack body, played out 14 year old looking Disney trash is of interest….But she is so glamourous….at least in this REMIX pic from the stepFORUM….

The Mexicans as a people have come so far in America….

This is my LOLZ of the Day…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

03

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out girls don’t like being told that they remind you of fucking a star fish with sleep apnea when they fuck. Apparently, laying there and snoring as they choke on their own fat chin from the inside, is not something they like to discuss….especially when they are hot and think they are good fucks. It turns out, girls really care about their sexual performance, even if they pretend they don’t care, by laying there snoring everytime you fuck.

Here are some morning links….

Girls in Insanely Short Shorts
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China’s Got a New Dick Shaped Building – So Innovative
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This Bitch Zuzana Modeling for Some Magazine
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Today in Stupid Vending Machine Prnaks
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Some Hot Nude Model and Her Beach Ball
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Alice Eve is a Showing Some Titty
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A Guy and his Roundhouse Kick
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True Facts With Zach Galfinakis
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Hot Jessica ALba Pics
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AnnaLynne McCord’s Fish Face is Hysterical
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS THE BEST THING SINCE UNPROTECTED SEX
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I try not to have sex with girls who have slept with more than 10 people, I know it is a fantasy that hasn’t happened since I was 17, because people are dirty sluts, but the other day, I met a strong candidate. We got to talking, and she told me she only slept with 8 people. I got excited, how did this 30 something only sleep with 8 people, was it a series of long term relationships? It must be…Turns out, I’m not that lucky and the reason for her low number was was AIDS. AIDS she got in a gangbang with 5 dudes when she was 18 and she hasn’t had sex since.

Good thing AIDS isn’t a death sentence.

Here are some stepLINK….

Jenny McCarthy Talks About Tween Boners with a Black Guy Who Does a Horrible Autistic Kid impression.
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The Reese Witherspoon First Interview Publicity Spin Her Cunt Behavior
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74 Pics of Some Hot as Fuck Redheads
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Jessica Alba in Net-A-Porter Shoot
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Ski JUmp Fail Music Remix
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WTF Happened to Keeley Hazell
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Iron Man 3 in 3 Minutes
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Dove Real Beauties
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Morgan Freeman Reads Ray J’s “I Hit it First”
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This Babe in a Censored Shirt – Gives me Boners
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This Cargo Plane Crash is Next Level
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Amazing Dancers on Russia’s Got Talent
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I like Francesca Eastwood’s Hard Nipples
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’d You Rather?
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34 Pics of People Being Awesome
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Serious Bitch in Red Dress at Great Gatsby Premiere
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MMA Taunt Fails
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Cary Muligan is the Worst in Harper’s Bazaar
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So Much Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini
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Behati Prinsloo Shopping with Candice Swanepoel having a Who’s Hotter Kind of Day
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Her Name is Kerry Morgan and SHe’s in a Bikini
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Allison Williams Jogs
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Some Hot Bitch WIth Big Ass Tits in a Small Red Dress Flashing
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Hey Don’t Mind Me Shitting Over Here
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Dog Rejects a Kiss Video
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Some Busty Chick Named Nikki Sims Tanning
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Don’t Click this Link
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Emily Blunt Ass in Jeans
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Today in Random Internet Pics
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen, Unlike Kris Kross, Lives
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High School Girls Who Know How To Fuck. Here’s The Video To Prove It…
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These Drugs are Awesome!
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Morbidly Obese Mindy
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Michelle Rodriguez Wet Bikini Pokies
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Dude Has Sex with his Xbox….
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Some Rita Rusic in a Bikini – Because Why the Fuck Not….
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Jennifer Lawrence Keeps Her Hat On
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Maria Sharapova is Not So Good
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55 Pics of Hard Nipples!
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Miley Cyrus for Elle UK
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MMA Taunt Fails.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hot Babe Masturbates for her Boyfriend
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Dude Fucks a Bitch From Behind on a Chair – Romantic
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Too Drunk to Fuck
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Some Dancing Pussy On Cam
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Hot Amateur Babe
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Busty Amateur Leaved Video
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Lesbians Having Sex in the Stall
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Hot Amateur Taking Dick
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Hot Butthole Play
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Two Amateur Sluts Eat Each Other Out
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Shy Girl Isn’t Too Shy as She Gets Naked on Cam
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Sideways Iraqi Sex
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

May

Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Screencaps of the Day

Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, 21 year old with a dead baby daddy, forced to single mother her way through life, especially now that she’s off the show and no one cares about her, doing it right, by producing some porn, with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, and likely taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit.

Here are the first screenshots. The movie drops monday. I’ll have a clip. I am ready for the clip….

I am so into single moms turning to porn to get by right now….


TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP
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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|NSFW|Sex Tape|Teen Mom

2013

02

May

The Miley Cyrus Nipple Shot of the Day

I am still recovering from the Miley Cyrus and now these outtake shots have come out with her nipples all over them, or shadows that look like nipples, which in my life is good enough to be a nipple, because what difference does it fucking make, it’s not like I can even jerk off to this shit, but I would if I was 15 and she was my high school girlfriend or some shit when nipples, or shadows that look like nipples gave me boners….

I would love to K-Fedding her, if there is one thing we can learn from celeb gossip the last decade, it is that K-Fed is one of the smartest men in history – at least when it comes to his career and retirement….use that sperm strategically…he has it all figured out…

I guess I’ve also learned that I would love to smear my genitals all over Miley….because Miley wins…as long as she’s not talking.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

02

May

Nude Commuter of the Day

This video is part of Milo Moire, some Swiss artist’s, performance art project, that is my kind of performance art, and not a bunch of lesbians throwing used tampons and feces at glass walls, it involves some babe commuting to work totally fucking naked, rockin’ some small nipple and some implants, lookin’ pretty amazing, and the most interesting thing in all of it was that not many people even looked twice at her. My kind of social commentary…..because there is a naked bitch in it.

If you’re on mobile – this video should work….

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

02

May

Pink is the Least Glamorous Person to do Glamour of the Day

She’s like some rough neck bitch you’d expect to find wrestling dudes in the backyard at the trailer park, and by wrestling I mean raping them.

You know, just a rugged, masculine, arm wrestling beauty, who likes strap-ons and peeing in urinals as much as the next penis hating dyke.

A penis hating dyke, in a dress, being a lady for a magazine of the day….and I feel some of you on the fence fags like it, cuz she’s the gateway girl to what you really want.

Posted in:Pink