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2013

09

Apr

Kait Young Hot for L’Officiel Singapore of the Day

Kait Young is a model I’ve never heard of, but I’m really into this shoot, partially because it reminds me of hot girls getting all dressed up in pantyhoes, looking all ready to get down with some fetish play, you know, long legs, hot ass, erotica, but I’m really sold on the standing over a mirror picture, because I know that every girl, at least once in her life has masturbated in this position, to scope out their goods, and being reminded of that, excites me, but probably not as much as girls get excited when staring at their pussies in a mirror. You bunch of dirt bags.

Posted in:Kait Young

2013

09

Apr

Chanelle Hayes for NUTS of the Day

Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, you know, that go as far as they can before being considered explicit, is an honorable, artistic driven career that will lead to good places, like celebrity husbands to knock them up. The retirement plan of only the highest class hookers, and I’m not complaining, cuz big tits are amazing, and if they are exposed and in my face, I’m ready to stare at them, or try to lick them, even when on screen, because that’s just the kind of guy who wasn’t breast fed as a child I am. It’d be a huge waste of Chanelle Hayes and her talents if she was working retail or other shit busty girls do who have morals, decency and class.

Keep up the good work baby.

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|NSFW

2013

09

Apr

Anais Pouliot Subtle Nipple for Some Campaign of the Day

Anais Pouliot is a local girl who has made it and I am convinced that one day she’ll be visiting her parents in Montreal and I will run into her and I won’t notice her, or recognize her, because she’s Anais Pouliot, and not Britney fucking Spears. I mean she’s the kind of girl I notice when topless pics of her are released and when I see them I think “Shit, she’s from Montreal, I shoulda tried to get her pregnant, or MAKE HER A STEPGIRL …but as soon as I put up the post…i forget she exists.

I’m pretty sure, that’s gonna happen, right about now.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2013

09

Apr

Isabeli Fontana Topless for Some Campaign of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is a major model from Brazil who is doing some campaign with her shirt off, but she might as well should put a shirt on, because she’s strategically covered, in what I guess we could call an arm-bikini, and unless the behind the scene pics of her putting her hands up in the air like a shitty club anthem tells her to do….you know reaching for the stars or some shit…these pics are just a let down, disappointment, I want my money back, situation. It’s like a waste of a bitch willing to get topless for money. This is the stripper who keeps her fucking dress on when you make it rain quarters on her….bullshit.

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2013

09

Apr

Rihanna Turning Me on Via Instagram of the Day

Here are some pics of Rihanna with her mom, who I can tell loves spending her daughter’s money, because it’s better than working as a cleaning lady at a Luxury hotel in barbados, or whatever it is that the mom did before her daughter became this fucking powerhouse and I think it is tapping into my incest fetish, because shit is hot like fire, old mom teaching her daughter some tricks, because you know if Rihanna never made it, they’d be sucking British dick together for 100 dollars. Destiny may have taken a different course, but I still can focus on what shoulda been.


TO SEE HER IN AN OPEN DEMIN SHIRT WITH NO BRA FROM LAST FRIDAY
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

09

Apr

Kayley Cuoco is Fat and Scary for Country Music of the Day

These are from Yesterday.

So Kayley Cuoco killed John Ritter with her good looks on set of 8 Simple Rules a bunch of years ago, because 19 year old babes running around set in their panties with their tits hanging out is hard on the fucking heart.

Well now she’s killing penis everywhere looking like some kind of monster, cracked out prescription medication, probably dealing with the guilt of murdering Jack Tripper, and shit is finally starting to take a toll.

But at least she’s got tits, cuz tits can save a bitch from bad hair, scared animal in the headlights, “I just woke up and don’t know where I am why are there all these cameras” situations, but unfortunately, they don’t bring back people from the dead.

As far as I’m concerned she’s got fat. As far as you’re concerned “Tits”, cuz that’s all that matters.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Kayley Cuoco

2013

09

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking with old men with no teeth and fat ex hookers who barely remember the glory days of being fat current hookers is a lot of fun when there’s dancing involved.

I am hungover. Here are some links…

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini
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Babes in Sports Bras
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This Octopus Can Fit Through Anything!
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Chris Pine Covers Esquire
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Hydroplane Faceplant
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Sexy Fit Girls
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Shuana Sand in a Bikini
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Her Name is Joan Smalls and I Want To Give her My Small…Dick
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Most Cans Opened in 3 Seconds – Ever
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Love Hurts – A Compilation of Broken Heart Revenge
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Christina Hendricks Fat Tits in Flare
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Ice Burg Fail
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Tears in Space!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL Jasmine AK needs your love…

Whether my birthday is over or not, I am totally into celebrating the shit, or at least milking it, for discount blowjobs, even though I already get the rock bottom prices, not that you care about my key to a successful marrriage….

So Here’s a little Maggie you Cunt for Margaret Thatcher’s Death….

Here’s some links….while I drink for the next 12 hours.

A Whole Lot More of Alba in her Bikini
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Motor Boats His Busty Pig of a Wife
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Christina Hendricks Fat in Flare
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Kids on a Sled Almost Die
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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts are Gonna Explode
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Sexy Girls in Sports Bras
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15 Babes in Tank TOps
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15 Pics Ray J SHould Have Used for His Shitty New Song of Kim Kardashian, none of the Pics are a Bovine 🙁
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Car Flies Through an RV
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Some Babe Sucking a Lollipop Topless
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Eva Longoria Nip Slip in a Bikini
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck…
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A Whole Lot of Rita Ora Bikini Pics
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20 Hottest Pics of Kate Bock
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Here’s a Pro Pizza Spinner
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Some Gwyneth Paltrow Legs
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Ashley Greene in Short Shorts
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Dog Humping on the News
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Some Hot Chick Trying on Different Panties
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5 Hollywood Sex Scenes
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Karolina Kurkova at an Event
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A Perverted Miley Cyrus G-String Upskirt
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10 Kim Kardashian Disgusting Moments from their TV SHow
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Shay Laren’s Got Huge Tits
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Morena Baccarin in Vanity Fair
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The Liberace Movie where Michael Douglas fucks Matt Damon – Trailer
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Insane Boa Constrictor Demo
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7 Year Old Gets a Touchdown
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Mila Kunis for Gemfields Jewelry
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TVs Fakest Websites
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Some Bitch Named Ariadne Diaz in Lingerie for Some Mexican Magazine
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Kate Moss Pokies
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Epic Rap Battle – Mozart vs Skrillex
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Heather Locklear Looks Like Death
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Braless Boobs Lindsay Lohan In Brazil
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Rihanna Dresses Crazy and I LIke It
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This Man is a Pro News Photobomber
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Generous Homeless Man Experiment
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Andy Dick Dancing is Hilarious
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Corgi Really Wants the Ball
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Woman Wants Cum on her Cake
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A Great 27 Seconds!
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Girl Can Cum Unassisted
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An Anal Creampie is My Kind of Dessert
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Retard Pornstar!
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Fisting my GFs Loose Cunt
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Apr

Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day


Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide.

I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit….

This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.


TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE FATTY IN HER BIKINI
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Posted in:Eva Longoria|NSFW

2013

08

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock.

Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow.

Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map.

Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan