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2013

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Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

If you’ve seen Spring Breakers, you will know that the shit was a whole lot of hype, the story was weak and unbelievable, and the entire thing was just sensationalized hype, thanks to Disney girls gone bad and a Director/Writer pervert gone mainstream. They recruited paparazzi on set and pushed this shit hard, but the real tragedy was that they didn’t push the girls to hit the gym hard a month or two before filming, cuz their chubby, untoned bodies in a bikinis, as exciting as the public found it, was hardly inspirational, that’s why I’m gladded this Hudgens Pudgens is strategically taking bikini pics fro her social media, so that her gunt doesn’t get exposed, to help keep her fantasy alive to the furry twat lovers, (that’s what we call her fans like Gaga calls her fans Monsters)

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2013

01

Apr

Jenny Garth is in a Bikini for Easter of the Day

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Jenny Garth is a 40 year old mother of 3, who is turning 41 in 2 days, and who clearly understands that you should never give up trying to have sex appeal, even if your vagina is a loose fitting wind sock that has survived a hurricane at the air strip, you know shredded fabric hanging off from a thread, before it plummets to it’s impending death, retired from its service as a wind sock…if you know what I mean, and you would if you’ve ever banged a chick with 3 kids.

Her body fat is low, she’s catering to my ANOREXIA PORN FETISH , but less ill and weak and more fit and clean eating.

I just find the whole thing funny, because isn’t this what all girls are supposed to look like? When did being doughy become the norm and being fit become shocking. It’s not like she’s hit menopause yet. I think the public is just accepting being fat and lazy and that’s a real tragedy, cuz it makes going to the beach a lot less of this and a lot more of THIS

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2013

01

Apr

Naya Rivera Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

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Naya Rivera is some Affirmative Action cast member of Glee, you know the show that features people of every race, size, disability, ailment. From Obeses to Wheel Chairbound, to Alopecia Albino Diabetic with an Amputated Foot Tranny Who Is Experimenting with Heterosexual relationships….cuz it makes for good TV.

But Naya, at 26, half Peurto Rican and half Black, a product of a stage mom who was trying to launch a career of her own in Hollywood, but who instead pimped out her daughter, gets that none of that Glee shit matters, it’s just a stepping stone to star in some West Side Story gang shit. She knows what matters is showing the world her meaty twat stuffed into a white bikini…cuz when shit gets wet, it expands, like a dehydrated flower being revived….or maybe it just looks that way when the wet see through fabric gets clingy.

I am into this self shot smut.

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2013

01

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

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White trash Britney Spears at Walmart in short shorts, showing off thigh thighs that don’t fucking lie….I call them thigh thighs cuz they are twice the size of an average girl’s thigh. You can blame the UGGS, I blame all the medication and emotional eating.

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2013

01

Apr

Sunday Night Panty Flash Vote of the Day

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We do a thing here at DrunkenStepfather, or at least on our instagram Drunkenstepfatherdotcom, evey lonely Sunday, that involves girls who follow us, sending in their panty pics, in what I have decided to make a prize winning tournament. They post the pics, they write @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and Hahtag #SNPF and they are entered.

I decided to let you, fair reader, vote for the winner of this week’s entries, because I care about what you think about panties.

So Vote for 1 through 7.

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2013

01

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Makes a Taking a Shit Face while Toned in a Bikini of the Day

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I guess Hayden Panettiere is keeping fit, cuz these pics of her jumping around like a clown at the circus, something she holds close to her heart, because that’s what she would be if this was another generation, while instead she is just a clown on TV, all midget but not juggling.

I figure she’s doing this fitness thing, cuz no one like a fat chick, especially not on TV, or at her wedding, that is happening soon, and I am just happy she shared, because it paves the way for her leaking more intense pics when people stop paying attention to her again, as they will.

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2013

01

Apr

Aubrey O’Day in Panties on Stage of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a pig of a woman, who I would have assumed was eating her way out of a chocolate filled room, at least based on her body, but apparently she was doing a burlesque show, in panties, all fat assed, and exposed, like she’s got no shame, because she’s got no shame, she’s one panty slip away from being a porn chick in an anal scene.

I assume her craving of fame will make that happen one day, probably after she’s given up, cuz despite what these pics look like, this is in fact her trying as hard as she fucking can….

The good news is, a little BBW never hurt anyone, it’s just made a few ppl gay.

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2013

01

Apr

Natalia Vodianova in Bikinis for Etam of the DAy

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Natalia Vodianova is a legendary model, and here she is in bikinis for some company called Etam, and that’s all I have to say about that, because we all know I can stare at bikinis all day, especially on models, and why ruin it with words…just take it in…baby….forget all my usual nonsense….and stare at that body….

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2013

01

Apr

Elisa Lasowski Titties in Game of Thrones of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but people on my social media do. I hate sci-fi fantasy shit, it has always made me feel awkward. I figure it’s probably by lack of imagination, the fact I like having sex and socializing with girls, and possibly my autism, that just doesn’t let me get into shit with fairies and wizards and trolls, in fact, just writing that annoyed me…but people fucking love the shit, and I guess as they say, there’s something in everything for someone, cuz they do show titties and TV show with titties, even when not a TV show I’d watch, is a TV show for me to at least see a clip of…and here is that clip.

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2013

01

Apr

Kimberly Kane is Wonder Woman XXX of the Day

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Vivid is releasing a movie that may make Virgin Losers everywhere explode, it is Wonder Woman XXX, like the comic book you used to masturbate to, only the porn version, so that instead of imagining the superhero on your dick while reading the comic or watching the re-runs like you have, you can see it in action.

The interesting thing in all this is that the costumer looks pretty top notch, unlike porn of the past, that would involve some stripper dress and duct tape that was ripped off the second they got into the motel room/back of the van….it’s almost like porn’s gone hollywood.

I am into that merge.

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