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Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day
Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day
Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day
Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day
Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day
Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day
Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day
Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day
Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day
Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2013

16

Apr

Arianny Celeste Strips in an Elevator to Promote Shit of the DAy

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Arianny Celeste is some high level stripper who doesn’t need to strip anymore because the UFC was her lottery ticket out of the strip club, but that doesn’t mean that instinctively she isn’t compelled to strip every now and then for old times, or for money like for this website or app company that paid her to be in their viral campaign that is an idiotic concept but that will probably get 1,000,000 views, because the internet is just that easy to win.

Despite her bad attitude, ego and silly celebrity based on holding cards up, she’s got a pretty fit as fuck body….and I’ll watch her strip even if it lacks throwing dollar bills at her.

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2013

16

Apr

Rihanna Posted Boston Gore on her Instagram of the Day

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I get that people are shocked by the bomb in Boston, it’s a horrible thing, innocent people were killed by some psycho or a group of psychos, and it disgusts me, makes me wonder about humanity, while making me not want to leave my house because the world is filled with crazies…

But I think there are ways to acknowledge the insanity, or pay your respects, especially when you are a poptart with a huge following, without posting a picture of a guy on top of what might be a a dead body, surrounded by blood.

I mean I don’t know the story behind the pic or the people in it, I just know posting blood and gore, even if it happened and is newsworthy and a tragedy, is pretty distasteful.

It’s not like I posted the pics of people with blown of limbs that were sent into me, because there just isn’t a point, we all know what happened.

She should stick to posting nudes, and so should I, but as far as I’m concerned, when twats do stupid shit, commenting on it, is what I do…

Someone should report her account, not that instagram would shut her down ever, she could post spread vagina pics and they’d be like “Rihanna uses our app OMG”

Fuck it. The real terrorists have already won. Those terrorists are Celebrities.

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2013

16

Apr

Victoria Justice’s Shitty Leaked Pic of the Day

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Last week, this picture of Victoria Justice was posted to her twitter and this is what she had to say about it….

“My phone was stolen & some1 (someone) leaked this. Wasn’t meant 2 (sic) be ‘sexy’, I took it as a joke cuz (because) I look like an 80s aerobics instructor. Hacking & stealing is not cool. Respect peoples (sic) personal property… I would never post a picture of myself like that. I’m not taking this lightly & I will find out who stole my private property.”

So basically, her phone gets stolen, and this is what gets posted to her social media? I am gonna assume that like all girls she has a password on her shit, and like all girls she’s got nudes on her shit, and that this week later statement is just trying to clear up her image because I guess she’s one of those starlets who isn’t allowed to be sexy in her Nickelodeon contract, but the second that shit is over, the flood gates of smut will come through.

You know she posted this, is pretending it was a hacker, and the reality is she’s in a fucking one piece, it’s not like she’s spread pussy or asshole.

Kids are soft these days. What happened to the days of real leaked pics. The internet and social media ruined them..

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2013

16

Apr

Beyonce’s Nipple Dress of the Day

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In some cry for attention, trying to be shocking and exciting, an artist who really puts herself out there and is probably hoping people will give her the same attention they give Rihanna, because you know Rihanna is her husband’s employee, and wives always hate the younger hotter money makers in their husband’s office. Beyonce has put on a weird glitter titty shirt.

If she’s going for sex appeal, Beyonce has failed, this is more of a moms gathering in the park to protest breast feeding, you know some crazy hippie celebration of the woman form and natural feeding process….but I’m gonna assume Beyonce is too into herself to bother with breast feeding, that shit’s for the wet nurse, she’s got music to make and dances to choreograph.

No matter what this is, you know that Beyonce is into herself and this is obviously just an extension of that love.

Now I’m sure these aren’t her nipples, and that they are just costume, because Beyonce nipples are probably much more pepperoni shaped, and aiming more towards the ground, but it’s like putting prosthetic tits on a bitch who needs tgen, the illusion is there, and even if it doesn’t do much for me or for Beyonce, it still happened….

Next stop will be her glitter covered dick suit.


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2013

16

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Ad By Michael Bay of the Day

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Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents.

But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent.

The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati…

Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….

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2013

16

Apr

Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is, but when I look at her all engaged on the beach in her bikini, I see a decently fit body with a good amount of booty, that I would like to watch have sex….

I also see a teen star who at her peak turned her back on the public and moved to Canada to be with some half assed actor from Star Wars who brainwashed her, trapped her, locked her a cage and took her away from all the random sex, pussy flashes and nipple slips while drunk that her counterparts in the 2000s were taking part in and those glory days will never come back, cuz when you’re in your 30s, it’s not quite as fun, cute or easy to blow off and based on the Real Housewives, it’s actually pathetic and depressing cry for attention shit…..instead of just free spirited, I’m a girl with lots of money people want to fuck shit.

Well some things don’t change, as Hayden, her captor holds onto her tightly so she doesn’t get out of range, so that she can’t escape again, because that’s what love and entrapment is….

She’s not as hot as she was, but she’s still half naked on the beach, good times.


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2013

16

Apr

Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

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Whoever the people at H&M who decided to make Beyonce their bikini spokesperson are, I hate them.

I get that she’s got a whole lot of celebrity around her and that’s good for marketing shit, and I get that people are more accepting of fat chicks, and terrorize fitness and fitness events, because it is better of society to feed people shit, give them chronic illness, make them lazy, so that the powers that be can get richer and have more control….

But they could have used her in other ways, like modeling their ski suits, cuz shit, I don’t want to see Beyonce, a fat mom, who even before having a kid was thick in a bad way, in a bikini, even if she’s fucking photoshopped.

It’s the fucking worst.

This offends me.

It’s like watching the fat mom at the resort applying sunscreen. You know you hate it, but you can’t turn away.

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2013

16

Apr

Today in Miley Cyrus Braless News of the Day

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Miley Cyrus tweeted a story about how it is healthy to not wear a bra and she rejoiced because I guess she doesn’t ever wear a bra, making her think she was onto something before everyone else, for the first time in her life, a head of the curve of the braless even though we’ve all heard these studies for generations, and we all know bras suck, and we all like seeing natural breasts hang naturally in shirts, all hard nippled and amazing….but I figure let Miley think she invented this trend, it will just mean she’ll take more ownership on it, because when you’re a fabricated poptart pile of shit, with a team of idiots around you controlling your every move, it is hard to be an innovator in anything, so now she can celebrate this movement, be an icon in this movement, while we can all try to masturbate to her work, if only our penises could get hard…


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2013

16

Apr

Naya Rivera, Jennifer Morrison, Clare Bowen, Christa Miller Nude for Allure of the Day

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They are nude – but they might as well be clothed, because I can’t see spread asshole or labia, so it doesn’t fucking count, but I guess the less desensitized virgin motherfuckers and Arabs, will see all this skin, and get excited their favorite girl from TV is naked, despite not being able to see any of the parts that make her naked, but who is naked, as technicality cuz she’s not in fucking clothes….

To me, it just reminds me of this girl I dated with a meaty pussy, who was ashamed of her meaty pussy, and who I think used to tuck her meaty pussy into herself, because everytime we’d have sex she’d run to the bathroom, not to mention, she also wore maxi pads every fucking day and when I asked her way, she said cuz it was like a pillow for her pussy, which was almost as weird as the fact that despite fucking her, I never saw her pussy. She didn’t like being eaten out, she’d let me finger her and fuck her, but the second we were done, pants were on. It fucked with my mind, because I was like “i fuck this girl, but I’ve never seen her twat”….

Only this is the nude modeling version.

For those of you who don’t know these girls – Naya Rivera is on Glee, Jennifer Morrison was on House, is on Once Upon a Time, Christa Miller is on Cougar Town and thank god she’s not Courtney Cox and Clare Bowen is on Nashville….

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2013

16

Apr

Britney Spears Face of the Day

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Here is a picture of the legendary teen icon, Britney Spears, no longer a teen, definitely not a girl and fully a woman, and old, washed up, tired woman who is hanging with what looks like Jabba the Hut, at least according to its chin, possibly to make her look skinnier, or maybe just because this is what America Looks like now thanks to all the bad food marketed to you, and it’s working, because Britney, despite looking dead, with no soul, all medicated and confused, with her titties and belly button stickin’ out, looks hot to me, but then again, medicated, dazed and confused girls is with no souls is kinda what I’m into. Maybe I just have a stupid lookin’ face fetish.


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