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2013

28

Mar

Zoe Aggeliki Pretty Hot for Galore of the Day

Zoe Aggeliki is a hybrid model from Greece and Sweden, because sometimes mixed race doesn’t mean black seed in white or asian uterus, but can mean white seen in white uterus. The interesting thing about this mix is that Swedes have huge tits and Greeks love anal, making her a lot of fun at an all night sex party.

She’s been modeling since she was 16. She is 19. Apparently, she’s worked her way in with some producers, probably via her vagina, as that often is the case, and she’s been getting some acting jobs, none of the movies have come out yet, but she was a contender for The Hunger Games, meaning she may be the next big thing in Hollywood in a couple of years. So think of this as a preview, a Glamourous, cleavage filled preview I want to ejaculate all over before it becomes to famous and Hollywood to me, you know never answering my calls, deleting me off facebook, cuz I am a bad look. It’s happened so many times before.

I guess we should all go look for her topless modeling shoots, cuz i am sure they exist somewhere, and I am too lazy to look.

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2013

28

Mar

Kelly Kelly / Barbie Blank in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Kelly was a wrestler who’s real name is Barbie Blank. A name as beautiful as the ones whispered in my ear at strip clubs that I know are fake names because a parent wouldn’t really want to name their daughter something that would pave the way for her to have a life of being a whore. Unless of course they are gutter Florida trash, in which case, that kind of shit is celebrated.

I know nothing about her, other than that she was WWE superstar who lost her name because the WWE like to own their women like porn companies, since it is mainstream gutter porn without the good stuff.

She posted a bikini pic to remind you she still exists, the dude on her iphone case must be someone athlete she’s groupie-ing or gold digging, cuz being an ex wrestler without her wrestling name is a lonely, broken place.

More interestingly, Here is a totally insane video someone made for Kelly Kelly and her former boyfriend – that makes no sense to me – but that brings me great joy in its level of “I run into traffic naked and chew off my arm” nuts.

Here’s that bikini pic.

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2013

28

Mar

Isabeli Fontana Non-Nude for Morena Rosa of the Day

There are some bitches that I am into even when clothed. Brazilain supermodel Isabeli Fontana is one of them bitches. I mean shit, girl could be wearing a snow suit, her vagina under 15 layers of clothing on some arctic adventure, and I’d still jerk off to the little skin I do see between her goggles and nose. She’s about that good.

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2013

28

Mar

iJustine in a Bikini for Social Media of the DAy

I guess we’ve come to that point in the world where social media internet stars have become celebrities in their own right. Their youtube channels are making them 100,000-300,000 dollars a month, people love them, and they may not be on actual TV or movies, but they might as well are, in a DIY way.

Sure they remind me how much I have failed at the internet, since being on it since the late 1990s and being abrasive and hated by all, but at the same time, they inspire me and remind me that there will be countless other opportunities in life I miss out on, and there’s something really depressing, yet inspiring about that.

Justine Ezarik – iJustine – in a Bikini….why the fuck not.

Posted in:Justine Ezarik

2013

28

Mar

Eva Mendes Has a Panty Flash of the Day

Panty flashes are better when there are no panties, or when the panties are stained, or when there is a wet spot from leakage, pee or squirt. Especially when they are on Eva Mendes, the token hispanic babe with great tits they pulled out of a life of single mom stripper and gave the life of Hollywood to, because I would expect a better performance out of her, you know based on her historical relevance to the fucking world. You know a legacy built on being a babe in movies we all want to fuck. The kind of girl who shouldn’t be flashing panties, but instead should be flashing labia.


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2013

28

Mar

Hana Jirickova Humping a Tree for Vogue of the Day

Hana Jirickova is some up and coming model who I think is pretty fucking lovely. I have no idea where she is from, but she looks like a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper, but that has turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita, obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive, making for the girls to be fucking bratty cunts. Not that Hana Jirickova is a bratty cunt…but she is humping a tree for Vogue Mexico and that shit is probably the equivalent to doing gang bang anal porn that is bottom of the barrel, just to get a name for yourself…the fashion version.

But at least she’s doing Vogue.

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2013

28

Mar

LOLZ of the Day

This made me laugh. I never laugh. I find it a waste of time and energy. I hate comedy. So I am posting it. Even if it isn’t actually funny, but it is for me.

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2013

28

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

After today’s hangover, I have decided to focus my energy away from self destruction and failure, and turn to religion, like most drunks do when court ordered.

I hear the bitches are way more fucked up at the church then at the bar at last call.

Here’s to turning over a new leaf. One filled with repressed pussy.

Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart are my Unshowered Lesbian Fantasy
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Maria Menounos Hot Tight Jeans
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The Hottest Music video Ever
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The Hottest Women Over 60
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Some Pics of a Girl Getting Her Nipple Sucked – By a Vacuum
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50 Pics of Babes in Bed
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The 10 Coolest Guns on the Planet
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Justin Timberlake Surprising Superfans – What?
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Diddy is the Wealthiest Hip Hop Artist
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Party Hard the British Way
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Rally Car Driving Like a Boss
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Kate’s Playground is my Girlfriend
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Anna Kendrick for Funny or Die – If You Care
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12 Pics of Babes in Bikinis Washing Cars for Charity
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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2013

28

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

If you’re like me, you’re drunk and alone, despite having a wife in the other room, who you wish you didn’t have, but deal with anyway cuz she pays the rent…and in the mood to look at pics of girls who you aren’t married to, doing naked and half naked, hot bodied things…

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2013

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been sending my dick pic to random girls in my phone as a joke. When they respond with the standard “WTF” or “Who is This” or “you’re disgusting” or “LOL That’s the Smallest Pathetic Worm Dick I’ve Ever Seen, I Can’t Believe you Allow Yourself to even try to fuck girls, when you should keep it in lockdown. Yes, it is that bad, kill yourself”…..to which I respond that it was meant for someone else.

It is the new exposing yourself on public transportation, at the mall, whatever, wherever and I love it.

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The Funniest Pic to Celebrate Hayden Panettiere’s Marriage
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Dita Von Teest Totally Naked
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Nerdy Mid Air Collision
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Chinese Bus Driver Win
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This Plastic Surgeon, Hollywood Attention Whore, With a Girl in a Thong, is Kinda Funny
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Chanel Iman is a Babe in Galore Magazine
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13 Random Hotties
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Product Placement in Hip Hop Song Remix – May Suck but Still is Funny
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Easter Themed Jordan Carver and her Huge Tits
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Girls Showing Off Their Bare Backs
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Sophie Turner Shitty Upskirt
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Olivia Wilde at Disneyland
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I Kinda Like These Karen Mulder Bikini Pics
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Raccoon Plays the Sprinkler Harp
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List of The Next Generation of Super Stars
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Astronaut Mark Kelly’s Bull Terrier Killing a Baby Seal! – Horrible….
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Some Chick I’ve NEver Heard Of Grabbing at her Vagina to Avoid a Flash
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Kate Upton Isn’t Going to Prom with the Nerd
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Dude Rocks his Mercedes Hard
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Rosie Huntington Pokies
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Model Alice Dellal Showing Off Her Tits – For Fashion
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Some Break Dancing – IF You’re into That
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Invisibility Cloak is a REality
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Candice Swanepoel Putting On Shorts in Her Bikini Amazingness
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Courtney Stodden Wall Art! Everyone Needs this to Pee On
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Michaela Schafer is Hilarious in her Lingerie in Public
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When Puppies Attack
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Some Busty Chick Named Demi Scott Dancing Naked
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White House Down Trailer
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Some Babe Named Anastasia Showing Off Some Booty
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The Most Offensively Huge Breasts Ever
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Everyday Girl Franchesca’s Got Some Tits
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Here are Some Autocorrect Fails
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I am Not Into Foot Shedding Videos
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Kim Kardashian has Cellulite on her Belly – Which Isn’t Supposed to Happen Unless You are Obese
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Attention Whore Phoebe Price is Posing in Front of a Car Accident – Classy
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A Dude Pulls a Gun in a Road Rage Incident
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DJ Ruins Party with a Sponge Bob Inflatable….
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Inside Russian Clubs – Filled WIth Russian Babes
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Selena Gomez is Releasing New Music on April 14 – Yay…..Shoot me in the dick….Yay…..
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A Meerkat Being Cute
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Home Alone Teen Squirts All Over Herself!
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Japanese School Girl – Forced to Strip Naked!
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Sometimes All You Need is a Wet T-Shirt Orgy
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Fun Anal!
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Squirt Compilation
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Tie Her Up and Fuck Her
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Teen in Need of a Sex Tutor
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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