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2013

16

Apr

Miranda Kerr Unveils the New Qantas Uniform of the Day

Sure she’s not half naked, like you’d expect from a bikini/lingerie model, but I guess she is modeling Flight Attendant uniforms, and no one has made an ideal airline where the girls are babes half naked serving you endless drinks. In fact, every time I have traveled, the flight attendants have been old fucking hags, union workers, who sit in the back of the plane and gossip about other flight attendants, instead of living up the 1940s aviation dream of models working the aisles for your comfort, safety and enjoyment, even though they look like they may have been working in the 40s, at least based on their sex appeal.

That said, the Qantas airline uniform, straight from Australia, has a Film Noir, Carmen Sandiego, spy vibe to it, and if you pretend that she’s wearing nothin’ underneath, shit’s fucking erotic while waiting to board the plane and not get peanuts cuz kids have weak immune systems and fucked that up for us.


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

16

Apr

Amanda Bynes Face in Video Porn of the Day

Amanda Bynes whether she’s lost her mind officially, or if this is just her playing a prank on the world, because it’s easy to do and it gets everyone talking about her, even if she’s just sitting there masterminding the whole thing because she likes the mind fuck and attention, turns me on.

I just think long legs, tight body, acting all out of control is what life is all about, because all girls at their core are fucking insane, so when they put it out there, at least you know what you’re getting, and knowing another robbed of her youth child star with long legs is off the deep end and not fronting, even if this is all a lie, excites me and this video helps.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with making out with toothless, unshowered, probably homeless chicks while drunk…is waking up with a throat infection…and by making out I mean eating out. The worst pain ever. I may die from this flesh eating bacteria raping me. Remember me or don’t. Here are some morning links….

Take the Condom Challenge
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Hey Perverts Selena Gomez Announced a 56 City Tour for you to Park Outside in a Van and Jerk
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Testing Your Best Friend
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Kat Von D in a See Through Outfit
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Today’s Bikini Butt Workout
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Heather Graham Joins Californication
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Boat Parkour Fail
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Hot Girls Having Fun
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Cat Screams NO before a Bath
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Puppy Gets Stuck in a Bowl
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Wolverine 2’s New Poster for the Virgins
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How To Pick Up a Woman Cop
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Sharon and Ozzy Broke Up
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s kinda funny when a straight guy beats the shit out of a gay guy, it’s called gay bashing…almost as bad as a guy beating up a girl, even though you’re both guys….

But when a gay guy beats the shit out of a straight guy it’s called defending himself against gay bashers.

Because gay dudes are into fitness, being jacked up, possibly from a martial arts class where they get to wrestle unsuspecting straight dudes before watching them change and shower….

Life just isn’t fair for the straight light skinned man anymore.

Not that I care, I don’t believe in violence. I just saw a gay guy scrapping at a bar this weekend and everyone babied him even though he started it…weird.

Here are some links….click them…

Beefcake Ireland Baldwin and her Baldwin Jaw Showing Side Tit at Coachella
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Snooki is a fucking Monster
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Gwyneth Paltrow Covers Harper’s Bazaar Like a Porn Slut without the Porn
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Drunk Irish Sounds of Silence in Muppet Voices
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Sexy Girls in Sports Bras
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Her Name is Candace and She’s Modeling Half Naked
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Elisabeth Moss Topless
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Pia Rizza Haggard as Fuck Bikini Pictures
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Beyonce for H&M is Horrible
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Bikini Posing Lesson
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Hot Girls from Social Media
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Getting Better At Hiding Her Cocaine
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Wildlife Foodies
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Epic Pool Trick Dunks
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The Celebs at Coachella
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Lady Gaga Naked in 2009
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This Kid Couldn’t Perform His Farting at a Talent Show
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Tallulah Willis Coachella Crotch Shot
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Mylene Klass is Hot in a Bikini
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Homemade Ramp Wakeboarding Fail
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MTV Movie Awards Winners List
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Monica Mendez Has Huge Tits
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Evil Cat Compilation
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Some Hot Pics of Emily Didonato
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Miranda Kerr Walking in Everyday Clothes….
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Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs at Coachella
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Emma Watson’s Knees Get Me So Hot and Bothered
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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for OK Magazine
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Public Boob Training
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7 Year Old Does Guns and Roses
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Kelly Andrews Is Hot and Topless
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Alison Brie Imitates Internet Memes
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Record Breaking Backflip
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Denise Van Outen Squatting in a Magazine
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian is Dressed Like Your Grandmother’s Couch, only Fatter
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Clint Eastwood At Coachella
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Here are some girls with Some Gap…..
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Dog Snores Like Daffy Duck
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Ashley Tisdale in Maxim Lookin Hot….
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Girl Fucks Her Friend With a Drilldo
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Thigh High Wand Masturbation
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Getting Extra Credit in African School – Ghetto Fucking Video
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Triple Anal Penetration
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A Girl Fucked by a Machine
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Dildo Fun in the Shower
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get Your Girl One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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If you’re balding or thinning, look into this, it will fix it.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Apr

The Eastwood Sisters at Coachella of the Day

Francesca Eastwood and Morgan Eastwood are Clint Eastwood’s daughters, who apparently brought him out to Coachella as their fashion accessory, because all the other idiots dressed like hippies, they figured they’d bring someone too old to have every been a hippie, cuz back in 1969, he as 40.

Or maybe he was just there checking up on them, to make sure the MOLLY they were rolling on was up to speed like being at a star studded party in the 80s when it was invented.

Or maybe, just maybe, he is the one who got them in, cuz they aren’t the big stars they want to be, and may end up being the next HILTON sisters, because these socialite trash things happen in waves, but as far as I’m concerned, they are lovely as fuck.

Posted in:Francesca Eastwood|Morgan Eastwood

2013

15

Apr

Sandra Vergara’s in Me in my Place of the Day

Sandra Vergara is Sofia Vergara’s adopted sister, who was sent over to Colombia from Peru when she was a baby and her mom was dying from whatever people die from in Third World countries, a death that turned out to be a blessing, because her older cousin/sister was driven and busty and broke down doors so that her freeloading cousin/sister could just move in and set up shop…not that doing Me in my Place is setting up shop in anyway, I mean it’s pretty low level fame on her quest for high level fame, riding her sister/cousin’s coattails….

But getting half naked because people want to take pics of you cuz of who your sister/cousin is, works for me… and I guess also works for her…

Here are some of the pics.


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Posted in:Sandra Vergara

2013

15

Apr

Sara Sampaio is Hot For Elle Russia of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Victoria’s Secret model who while they are promoting aggressively so people get comfortable with her replacing Miranda Kerr, is allowed to branch out and pose for other publications, you know to help build her brand. It’s basic, effective marketing.

So here she is in Elle Russia, all hot lingerie model bodied, in hot lingerie model poses, hiding her nipples in a way that screams she’d totally show us her nipples, cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2013

15

Apr

Katerine McPhee in a Bikini at Coachella of the Day

American Idol winner or contestent or whatever the fuck Katherine McPhee is or was, spent the weekend at Coachella in a bikini as these Coachella trash do….Coachella, a more convenient location to bomb than the Boston Marathon – Saudi Nationals, not because I wish death upon anyone, but because Coachella is the worst….and if you’re gonna try to upset a nation, hit them at their royalty, who are in fact just garbage human beings who live shitty lives with no morals, getting overpaid in their self absorbed life of luxury worlds.

I mean sure it is probably a good time for them, and you can’t hate them for going for it, but you can hate them for everything they represent. I know I do.


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Posted in:Katherine McPhee

2013

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini for Agua de Coco of the Day

At least this isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but I am going to assume that it is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, because Candice Swanepoel is modeling it, and she’ pretty much is owned by the billion dollar brand, because I hate Victoria’s Secret pictures. They are all the fucking same, they lack creativity, and they edit out the good parts of the girls, like their stubble on their inner thigh bikini line, and their hard nipples they’d totally expose if they were allowed or told to,, because that’s life as a fucking puppet…a puppet a want to fuck…but in all seriousness, what puppet wouldn’t I fuck….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

15

Apr

Torrie Wilson’s Vagina Being Squeezed Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

Torrie Wilson is a wrestler, or ex wrestler and it looks like her vagina hasn’t given up the job, is still going at it strong, as it wrestles the fuck out of her bikini bottoms. It’s more entertaining and more realistic than the WWF.


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Posted in:Torrie Wilson