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2013

02

Apr

Dority Mous by Terry Richardson of the Day

Every once in a while, Terry Richardson brings back his old softcore erotica, like earlier today with model Dortih Mous, who I don’t know, but who looks 15, skinny, and amazing.

She’s hip, she toned, she’s wearing flannel and she’s pulling her panties off, I mean, as simple as this shoot may be, it’s pretty fucking perfect to me. Hipsters, tits, a dream of fame and exposure and a willingness to do porno type things for it, I mean this is the foundation of all things awesome.

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2013

02

Apr

Darla Baker for Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

I have no idea who Darla Baker is, but I do know who Andrew Kuykendall is, we’re instagram buddies and he likes all my pug photos, because I guess it makes the girls he recruits think he’s a nice fun loving guy, and not a pervert luring girls to get nude for him, in a better strategy than what I have going for me, cuz I just throw that I’m a pervert out there, no artistry in that, and that’s probably why I end up with fat bitches and he ends up with Darla Baker, an otherwise not topless girl, topless.

Either way, I’m a fan, even if he had sex with one of my internet girlfriends, he’s going places, look out for him and this Darla Baker babe isn’t so bade either, nipples, pantyhose, heels, I’m sold.

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2013

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is recycling day here and I find it more profitable to spend my mornings collecting cans than posting posts. It is also a great place to meet quality women, although like any scene, they go for the guy with the most cans, which is never quite me.

Here are some links…

Shannon De Lima in her Bikini is Alirght
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Things Get Awkward in Da Club
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Selena Gomez Always Looks Like She Just Got Her Wisdom Teeth Removed
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The Boxing Kangaroo
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Blind Folded Nut Shot
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Olivier Martinez Kicked a Papaparazzi
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Hot Girls Do Yoga
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Trendy Pop Sluts on the Cover of Hunger Magazine
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Vanessa Hudgens Decides TO Social Media
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Sign Up for The Netflix of Porn
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2013

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I need to work on my grocery store etiquette. Today I was in line behind some average looking bitch who looked liked she needed some mail attention and I said: “I love being behind you, we should do this more often”….and she just tole me to fuck off. I assume playing hard to get, cuz I’m convinced I heard her pussy dripping. The good news was lots of girls in leggings walking around with their tight asses to make the rejection coping manageable….

Kate Beckinsale on All Fours in a Bikini
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Hayden Panettiere Implants in a Bikini
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Rachel Bilson in Cosmo May 2013
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Marvel Comics Tribute Video
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Sexy Girls in Sports Bras
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Molly Sims is a MILF in a Bikini
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Her Name Clare and She’s Flashing her Panties
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Quick and Easy April Fools Pranks
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Audrina Patridge Wears Nice Dresses
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Girl Climbs into the ball rack at Wal Mart Fail
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Funny Beer Chugging
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Which Ass Would You Fuck First?
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15 Hot Self Shot Pics
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Nabilla Benattia Upskirt WIth Serious Cleavage
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Easter Themed Webcam Tits
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Funny Cat Head Through Hole
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This Harlem Shake Ends in Failure
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Calling Dolphin With a Comb
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Weirdest Dancer at the Party
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33 Hottest Pics of Bijou Phillips
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Selena Gomez Trying to Look Hot….
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Bella Thorne Legs
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Katy Perry in Leggings
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Hey Perverts Snooki Got Married
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Some Hot Girl Shakes It
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Bianca Balti Boring for H&M
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Sex Noises at the Barber
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Who’s More Fucked Up?
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Mariah Carey Easter Bunny Pose Weirdness
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Mind Blowing Magic Show
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The Gruesome NCAA Broken LEg
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Elsa Pataky Pokies
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Big Tits in Black Lingerie
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Topless Elle Macpherson Pics to Celebrate her 50th Birthday. SHe’s the First Model I Remember Jerking Off To
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A Whole Lot of Emily Ratkowski in Video – Don’t Watch the Pardoy
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Jenn Sterger is Some Social Media Babe You Will Want to Fuck
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Emily DiDonato is Awesome
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Watch Where You’re Going Bro – LOL
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Natalie Portman Pretty Shitty Perfume Campaign
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Girl Almost Dies Saving her Cell Phone
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Gary Busey Explains Easter
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Sexy Brazilian Dancing
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A Whole Lot of Odette Anabelle in her Bikini
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Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington Star in 2 Guns
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Kung Fu Grandpa in the Parking Lot
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This Kid Has Soul
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Housewife Aims Cumshot at Husband’s Face
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Classy Girl Masturbating in Gallons of Cum
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The Worst Amateur Sex Tape Ever
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Girl Fucked in the Dog Pee Stance
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A Tribute to Taylor Rain
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Dudes Who Do Porn are Hilarious
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Young Blowjob with Cumshot
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Girls Who Masturbate Together – Stay Together
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19 Year Old Blowjob Master!
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Cara is Today’s Exploited College Girl
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

01

Apr

Khloe Kardahian in a Filthy Fucking Panty Flash of the Day

I wasn’t expecting fancy lingerie on Khloe Kardashian, despite being a Kardashian, and whore is in their blood.

I was expecting a dick, something that despite not loving dick on women, you know, not quite a fucking tranny fucker unless there are no other options and I’m dying for a cheap blowjob. You know in an ignorance is bliss and I’m not willing to actually discover whether bitch is a tranny or not. Where I just pretend the wig is real and the stubble is menopause…

A dick, I would have been happier to see than these weird shorts, or spanx, or whatever the fuck she’s got herself harnessed into. They look like they are for medical reasons, even to cover up testicles while giving a cellulite free look….and I just hate smoke and mirrors.

Bitch, you’re disgusting in or out of these shorts, you aren’t fooling anyone into thinking otherwise, and if SPANX are the new DUCT TAPE, just take them off and be your chunky, beast self, dick, balls, cellulite and all….stop the fucking lies you Kardashian demons from hell.


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2013

01

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Awesome Titties Get off a Helicopter of the Day

As much as people hate on Lohan, I’ve always been pretty loyal to her, or at least to her amazing tits. I believe that as much as she’s fallen off, and as much as she’s raped her career, there is still hope for her, or at least for her tits. To inspire, to create, to achieve greatness or at the very least to be masturbated to. She may be an ex-text-buddy, old facebook friend, ex-twitter follower to me…gone but never forgotten…because these tits, are fucking legendary and if they are in fact fakes, as rumored for many years, they should be a mandatory purchase for all women, because that one thing will make life a better place, because I know that Lohan’s tits make my life a better place.

Here they are getting off a helicopter, spilling out of her dress, legendary/


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

01

Apr

Cisco Tschurtschenthaler Naked for Treats of the Day

Cisco Tschurtschenthaler may have the most ridiculous name in modeling, not because she’s done a whole lot of work and built a reputation of a clown, but because shit is 18 fucking letters long. I’ve never heard of her, but I will probably remember her, not because I’ve seen her tits in TREATS magazine, or because she’s done anything substantial, but because her name is so fucking stupid. It’s one of those names that you modify for your career cuz magazines can’t afford the real estate to credit you. You know like Oliva Wilde or some shit, and her name is only Cockburn, not Tschurtschenthaler and asif her fucking first name is actually Cisco, I mean no one is named Cisco, leading me to think she’s stage named the wrong half of her identity.

Ultimately, what is a fucking name when it comes to toplessness, shit don’t fucking matter. I don’t even ask the hookers I fuck for their names, shit is just noise and gets in the way of trying to get a boner for their titties.

I just can’t get over this fucking name though…trying to pronounce it has been hysterical…

Posted in:Cisco Tschurtschenthaler|NSFW

2013

01

Apr

Emily Ratakowski Instagram’s a Nude Bunny Pic of the Day

Emily Ratakowski is keeping me in the Easter Spirit, even though I’ve never really been in the Easter spirit before this moment. I never really fell for trash strippers in bunny costumes, and I don’t really have great family memories of Easter, from a catholic orphanage in mexico with a molesting priest, to an obese wife who just doesn’t stop eating cake, Easter’s been pretty horrible across the board, long weekend or not…but Emily Ratakowski, the miracle worker, the hottest bitch in the game, perfection send down from Heaven, like she may be the messiah, you know Jesus after resurrected, cuz that’s the only way I can explain the religious experience that comes over me when I see her. She’s got me speaking in tongues…tongues I’d like to shove in her ass….but in a loving and caring way….maybe we’d even play some love songs while we do it.

I’m a fan. This easter bunny shit is perfect. Keep it up baby, you’re inspiring me….to masturbate.

Posted in:Emily Ratakowski

2013

01

Apr

Doutzen Kroes is Still in a Bikini of the Day

It is safe to say, that in Doutzen Kroes’ entire career as a top model, from working with the top fashion photographers, to brands and magazines that put huge money into their fashion shoots, this picture is her best fucking picture of all time…and to think it was shot by some immigrant paparazzi who was unemployed and figured he’d go out and try to make a living chasing celebrities, cuz it’s better than being deported. Seriously, good work Doutzen, no wonder you’re a model, you make it look so easy.


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2013

01

Apr

Emily Osment Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

It upsets me that no one has done any background or investigative research into my allegations that Emily Osment is just Haley Joel Osment dealing with falling off the deep end when no one thought he was cute anymore, you know when his appeal as the young boy in all the Steven Spielberg movies fizzled out thanks to puberty, leaving him sitting at home trying to mastermind how to pull this shit together and have a second chance, leading to some Amanda Bynes in She’s the Man / Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs / pretend you’re a girl, pose in your bikini cuz dudes are blinded by bikinis, and ride out your fame for a few more years…..I guess no one bothers, cuz he’s always in a bikini, which goes back to my previous point, guys are blinded by bikinis, and that’s all that fucking matters, until you end up going home with him after a lot of drinking only to find he’s pre-op , not that that would stop you, it’s not gay if there’s titty….

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