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2013

26

Apr

A Couple Hipster Bitches Lookin Hot for Vice Magazine of the Day

Vice Magazine owes me money.

Before they sold to MTV to bankroll their media/news company, they were a hipster magazine that was available free in every trendy store across North America that could lie to advertisers about their relevance and reach, because magazines don’t have Google Analytics.

When people stopped giving a fuck about magazines, they hit the internet and were trying to figure shit out, and in doing that would buy traffic from me, only they didn’t pay me the last few months.

Which makes me mad. Because I need every dollar I can get. Since I am not running with 100,000,000 dollars from MTV.

So every time I see them on HBO, even if deep down, what they are doing, is probably needed in a society filled with idiots who watch CNN and believe what they are told. I yell at the TV.

I mean Gonzo, first hand journalism and misadventures challenging what’s going on in the world is nothing genius, but at least someone is doing it with corporate money, it’s better that MTV finances this than Jersey Shore.

It turns out they are also doing fashion shoots with hipster chicks with corporate money, money they didn’t pay, making me feel like in a way I fucking financed this shoot, executive producer this shit.

So that’s why I am posting it.

If you care, they were shot by an ex-instagram follower of mine….the break-up was devastating. But the good news is his pics look like they were shot on instagram.

All this to say, I like hot hipsters, even if I hate who they work for and what they represent all owned by MTV and shit.

Posted in:Photos

2013

26

Apr

Jessica Alba in Some Magazine of the Day

Jessica Alba is working it good, even showing a little puffy nipple thanks to too much breast feeding, for some magazine I’ve never heard of, but that I know has taken the right steps in post production to make her skin look like she’s not in her 30s or a mom of 2, but instead a young vibrant thing we all used to want to have sex with as she got paid millions to cock tease us before settling down…and for that we celebrate, not that we haven’t given this unappreciative, never-nude bitch enough, like her fucking whole life of luxury, thanks to our lusting after her, something we could have collectively taken back from her, if we weren’t all such fucking perverts with no control over wanting to fuck girls in movies marketed to us hard.

here are the pics.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

26

Apr

Miley Cyrus Tongue of the DAy

Sure I prefer looking at her long legs and tiny body walking the streets in heels without a bra on….because that’s kinda her thing.

But I’m good with her self shot pics of her looking like that “crazy” emoticon, you know hat back, tongue out, doin the “Amanda Bynes”….you know pretending to lose her shit.

Not because I like girls who are a little androgynous, not that short hair makes a bitch have testicles, or even make a bitch seem crazy, like she’s losing her mind, despite what they want you to think, but because I like looking at those lips, that mouth, and most importantly that tongue, I’d be totally into shoving up my ass while making her sing Walt Disney Tunes, you know to feel at home and comfortable, like I was one of the execs who gave her her first gig.

All this to say, I’m a fan.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

26

Apr

Noami Campbell Lives and She’s Blonde in Vogue of the Day

Naomi Campbell is channeling all the women I see at Wal Mart, who have 50 shades of black babies, probably from various men, with their golden weave still in from last night’s lap dance, because the strip club and Wal Mart along with Beyonce, is where you’ll see the most rare breed of blonde black chicks per capita. That’s a fact, I mean that was until today, when Naomi Campbell took the gutter and brought it to the high fashion world in the pages of vogue, looking like an African goddess, all long, lean and tight bodied, that coupled with her shitty personality, make her one of my favorites, but that could just be because I’ve never banged a black girl, they always snob me out, look at me and laugh at me, which makes me want them so bad…

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2013

26

Apr

Amanda Bynes New Hair of the Day

I like that everyone is buying into Amanda Bynes’ cry for attention, because that is exactly what she wants you to do. No one noticed her before, now she’s a fucking internet meme that has gone viral, that everyone, the very same people who didn’t give a fuck about her before, are tracking her every move, because people, despite all their anti bullying campaigns, are instinctively bullies, and laughing at her. Even though she has the last fucking laugh, and you’re all just a bunch of idiots.

You see today, she shaved half her head, which would be shocking if it was like Britney in a manic episode to get the Cocaine out of her hair follicles so she didn’t lose her kids. But when her hair cut is the same as 50 percent of girls I see in bars, from Rihanna to everyone else, it’s hardly shocking, it’s called trendy.

But people are like “OMG, now that crazy bitch who wants drake to murder her vagina who talks to herself and sues everyone while paying paparazzi to follow her shaved half her head, she’s really losing it, let’s watch”…because people are fucking idiots, something they prove over and over again….

All this to say, I would love to cum on her hair, shaved or not. She’s a babe I want to violate with my load.

Here are the shocking pics of her being hip-hop. All this to say, I’m on Team Amanda Bynes.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

26

Apr

Seren Gibson and Tamsin in Front UK of the Day

I make fun of tacky, trashy Glamour models all the time, not because I don’t like what they do, you know modeling them titties, but because they are cheesy as fuck. You know like strippers at an after hours party, showing off their stupid tits, while high on MDMA, flashing their panties, with a bunch of dudes on steroids. You know, just garbage…

But it seems like Front UK has figured it out, they get regular looking girls, just like ALTERNATIVE chicks who look like they drink pitchers of beer, posing in band shirts, with a certain element of realness to it…rather than Glamour shoots, this shit is just hot topless with everyday girls, and I appreciate that, because the “Glamour” part of “Glamour” models is a fucking joke, let’s keep things true to their core, girls showing tits, that’s all we need.

Posted in:NSFW|Seren Gibson|Tamsin

2013

26

Apr

Morning Hangover of the Day

Getting girls on facetime is my new favorite thing to do, because I don’t have to leave my house to see pussy, because apparently girls like showing guys in masks their pussies, after 3-5 minutes of small talk. I am talking girls who wouldn’t even look at me in a bar if I was grabbing at their ass and trying to suck on their tits.

They don’t even want me to show them my dick, which is a good thing, cuz I barely have a cock – so it isn’t something I promote.

I only like promoting things that can be perceived as substantial from the right angle, in the right light.

No one wants to watch an action movie and have the explosion made by a birthday sparkler. The want the big bangs boom.

But not these girls, my internet girlfriends I convince to take our love to the next level of motion. All they want is for me to watch.

Life as a lazy hermit reclusive introvert who is actually pretty sociable if I get around to it shouldn’t be so good.

Here are some links…in the morning.

Shayne Lamas and her TheDirty Terrorist Baby in a Bikini Showing off Implants
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A Whole Lot of Girls in Yoga Pants
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Amanda Bynes Shaved Her Head and I Want to Cum on It
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25 Pics of Hooters Girls and Cars
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Hilarious GIF of North Korea’s Military
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These Beyonce in a Bikini Pics Are Like a Horrible Bloody Accident I Just Can’t Stop Staring At
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Awkward High Five’s Compilation
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TODAY IN NSFW WTF PICS THAT WILL OFFEND YOU
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This Wheel Chair Fail is Fucking Genius
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3 Legged Alligator on the Fairway – WTF
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Friday’s Photobombs
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This Nerd Getting Fucked in Front of her friends is Some Awkward Shit
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Sign Up for the NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw a woman in her Boston Marathon 2013 running gear and I had to ask her if she wears it for attention, you know to have assholes like me ask her if she’s okay or if she’s just advertising that she was there all for attention….you know some girls flash their tits, others flash memorabilia from bombing attacks they survived. All boil down to daddy issues….

Here are some links….

Selena Gomez in Slutty Boots
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The Hottest Pic of Dina Eastwood You Will Ever See
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Carly Rae Jepsen is Not Hot
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Some Asian Guy Saying English Tongue Twisters
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Marilyn Monroe is Not Hot in her 1941 Class Photo
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Mail Order Brides Posing Proper
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This Tiffany Taylor Chick is a Bit of a Babe
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Horrible Arnold Schwarznegger Driving Video by Mad TV Will Sasso Trying to Hold the Fuck On
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Kendall Jenner’s Got Legs
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Her Name is Taylor, She’s in her Underwear, You Will Like Her
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Some Prankster Asks Football Fans About Fake Players – Funny
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Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Pic
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Joselyn Chew
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Russian Dude Doesn’t Flinch When Hit by a Car
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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Wear Panties
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Xenia Deli is Awesome
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Tilda Swinton Dancing Cuz She’s a Fucking Monster
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Elsa Hosk vs Daniela Braga for Nordstrom Lingerie
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Ali Larder is Boring in Spandex
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Founding Member of Ace of Base was a Nazi – I Could Have Told You That Based on that Barbie GIrl Song
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Alexa Vega Square Ass in a Thong Bikini
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Throwback Megan Fox in Lingerie for Sharper Image
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Peaches Geldoff Topless Pic to Celebrate her Being in a Sex Cult with Jay Z
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Brittany Daniel and Keenan Ivory Wayans being Interracial at the Pool in a Bikini
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Some Asian Kid Singing Some Shitty Song Sounding Pitchy and Puberty Will Make Him Irrelevant – But for Now It’s Impressive – If He Could Speak English.
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This Chick Brings the Big Tits of the Day
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71 pics of some Amazing Tattooed Goth Chick
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Ryan Lochte Turned Down DWTS and the Bachelor
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A Dad Draws Pretty Funny Art on his Kid’s Lunches
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Wheelchair Race Fail
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JUlianne Hough in SHorts
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Britney Spears in a Push Up Bra
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Super Villain Speed Dating
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Lil Dicky is One of the Worst Songs of All Time
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Plastic Surgery Woman vs Plastic Surgery Women – At Least I Think She’s a WOman
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Fox News Wants You to Fuck that Chicken
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Patricia Arquette Thinks She’s Mexican
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Get this Hat
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Chubby Latina Does a Porn Audtion
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Some webcam pussy play
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Hot Webcam Sex
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I like This Girl’s Three Finger Cam Show
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This Nerd Getting Fucked in Front of her friends is Some Awkward Shit
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Apr

Kim Kardashian Pregnant See Through of the Day

I would say that it is in typical Kim Kardashian attention seeking behavior to wear a see through dress to an activity she called the paparazzi to take pictures of, because she likes when she’s in the tabloids, it gets her TV shows and endorsement deals and all that good stuff, and she knows, being from a porn background, the way to get noticed.

I am sure attention is something I am sure she craves now more than ever, being all fat, hormonal, pregnant, while the baby daddy wants nothing to do with her and hangs in Paris while she goes through it not getting fucked or support, even if the whole baby is a publicity stunt to begin with, but at least there will be nannies to raise it and a grandmother to continue to exploit it, unless one day the Kardashians lose their mind and kill each other off like they should.

But what isn’t like Kim Kardashian is that she’s actually wearing underwear, you know because she’s usually about that vagina exposing life.

I guess it’s a matter of functionality, the underwear keeps the baby from falling out of her loose battered pussy, you know escaping the hell life he is about to be brought into for horrible selfish reasons.

Because you know, deep in that uterus is a creature plotting his escape/suicide, because no one wants Kim Kardashian as a mom…except maybe some of you perverts who just want to breast feed off her big old tits, just to see if she lactates butter like her body would suggest.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

25

Apr

Beatrice Chirita Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

I have no idea who Beatrice Chirita is, I just know she’s modeling bathing suits in boring pictures I wasn’t going to bother posting, but I’m in too deep to turn back now…you see, being a sucker for bikinis, something inside me forces me to post any and all bikini pics, no matter how useless, low level, garbage they are…seriously, where are the ass shots?

Enjoy.

Posted in:Beatrice Chirita