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2013

17

Apr

Miley Red Lips Have a Boner for Pharell of the Day

If you follow Miley Cyrus on twitter and I sure as hell hope you don’t…because despite being over 18, legal and tight bodied, following her every move is just fucking weird, you can just let me follow her for you, you know since I can pretend my masturbating to her tight body is for business.

That said, she’s been up on all the mainstream rappers and producers lately. I’m talking songs with Snoop and Will.I.Am. Tweets to with French Montana and Pharell. She’s even started a twerk team, in some tween identity crisis cuz she didn’t have a childhood and lives a sheltered existence weirdness.

Well now, she’s wearing one of Pharell’s clothing company’s shirts. Making me think her obsession with the darker skinned side of the music industry, is getting creepy.

That’s like me only masturbating in my Miley World Tour shirt from 5 years ago that is 4 sizes too small because it was the only one I could find on Ebay, only more public.

That said…check out those hot red lips….Erotic.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

17

Apr

Rachel Bilson’s Awesome Booty in a Bikini of the Day

I wrote a post about Rachel Bilson being in a bikini in Barbados with her handler/captor/husband who has trapped her and robbed her of her youth, because all I saw was a waste of a young hot actress who turned her back on her fame to move to canada for this asshole, and Iall I could see was a body that wasn’t 23 anymore, but after a night of reflection, I still find humor in the fact that this dude is so insecure he doesn’t let her out of his sight, cuz he fears she’ll escape. Kinda like the dude who’s girlfriend was chatting me up last week, who kept rubbing her shoulder to let her know he was there and let me know she belonged to him, in some weak man hustle no one respects….

But today, her ass has been forgiving in all it’s heart shaped, no cellulite glory.

I am a fan.


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Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2013

17

Apr

Carmen Electra’s Act of Desperation of the Day

Last year, when I heard that Carmen Electra was hosting a local night club for 2,000 dollars, I thought she had hit rock bottome.

It turned out that I was wrong.

Because in that year, she’s decided to come up with some stage show, despite being 40, where she actually sings and dances like some kind of poptart, despite being 40, and the whole thing, despite her still having a hot enough body, and rockin’ fake tits, is a horrible fucking joke.

She played some McDonald’s sponsored event and I can’t find video of it, because I assume it was that bad, and everyone was too busy laughing.

At least she looks classy – more 40 year old women need to dress and act like this.


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Posted in:Carmen Electra

2013

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just ran into two ghetto kids, probably around 18, in their pajamas, in the park, drinking from bottles of cheap rum, you know instead of going to school, so I did what every adult would do in the situation, and that’s join them and talk smack about girls for an hour.

I was going to take pics, but they didn’t want me to.

This was probably one of my high points.

Here are some morning links…

Amanda Bynes and Her Friend at the ATM but not doing ATM
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The NEw Man of Steel Trailer
CLICK HERE

Elizabeth Banks in Marie Claire
CLICK HERE

30 Person Backflip
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30 Cheese Dick Dudes you’d Call Doucebags
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31 Famous People Who Married Their Cousins
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Russian MMA is Violent
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25 Dumbest Predictions Movies Made About the Future
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Arianny Celeste Elevator Strip
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Women Driving Fails
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Cheerleading Fail Compilation
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It is Morning and You Need Free Cam Girls on Cam
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The whole world has gone to shit. I blame the internet.

I need to get drunk….Here are some stepLINKS….

Teen Mom Says James Deen has a Small Dick
GO GO GO

Beyonce’s Bedazzled Nipples are Fucking Weird
GO GO GO

Adele is Fat
GO GO GO

Here’s a Skyfall Cover
GO GO GO

A Whole Lot of Ripped as Fuck Girls
GO GO GO

Bella Thorne Does Coachella
GO GO GO

The 25 Most Sexual Sitcom Couples of All Time
GO GO GO

Fucked Up Mom Masturbates While Breast Feeding
GO GO GO

Made in Chelsea Upskirt!
GO GO GO

My New Best Friend Claudia Romani Wearing Clothes
GO GO GO

Elmo Makes a Sculpture for Jon Hamm
GO GO GO

Hot Busty Japanese Girl
GO GO GO

A Dude With Some Crazy Soccer Ball Skills
GO GO GO

Pedestrian Opens Fire on a Car in Russia
GO GO GO

Some Pornstar’s New Song Called “Make this Pussy Nut”
GO GO GO

Star Trek Interviews at CinemaCon
GO GO GO

23 Hottest Pics of Emma Watson
GO GO GO

The Hottest Pics of Miss Russia
GO GO GO

Amanda Seyfried Talking About her Boobs
GO GO GO

Amanda Seyfried Talks About Deep Throating
GO GO GO

Charlize Theron Likes Basketball
GO GO GO

It’s a Woman Driver! Gallery
GO GO GO

Horribly Violent and Gruesome Pics of the Terror at the Boston Marathon – WARNING GRAPHIC – But You Have a Right to See What These Assholes Did to America
GO GO GO

Olga Kurylenko Showing Off Some Thigh
GO GO GO

Mike Tyson /Charlie Sheen Erotica
GO GO GO

Lena Heady Topless from Aberdeen
GO GO GO

Some Pinup Chick WIth Massive Tits
GO GO GO

Kim Kardashian Looks Like She’s Covered in Cum
GO GO GO

Listen to Drake’s New Song
GO GO GO

25 Pics of Hot Redheads
GO GO GO

Topless Trampoline!
GO GO GO

20 Perfectly Timed WTF Pics
GO GO GO

Some Babe Named Maria Gets Naked
GO GO GO

Drunk Chick Faceplants in the Sand
GO GO GO

Usher Must be Happy Bieber is Keeping Trim for Him #HOMOS
GO GO GO

Underwater Bikini Twerk
GO GO GO

Jennifer Nicole Lee – Disgusting in a Bikini
GO GO GO

A Whole Lot of Hot Girls
GO GO GO

Jamie Foxx as Electro
GO GO GO

A Fucking Hot Naked Skinny Babe
GO GO GO

Boat Parkour Fail
GO GO GO

The Most Harmful Black Stereotype Ever
GO GO GO

A Whole Lot of Nipple Licking and Biting
GO GO GO

The Rock is Jacked
GO GO GO

Basketball Celebration Gone Wrong
GO GO GO

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Young Girl Wants Cum in her Ice Cream
GO GO GO

Cumshot of the Day
GO GO GO

Here’s a Picture of a Woman Pushing Out her Uterus – It Will Creep You Out….
GO GO GO

This is Some Seriously Weird Vagina Stunt With Cucumber and Clothes Pins –
GO GO GO

Foreign Lesbian Porn with Subtitles to Make You Feel Cultured
GO GO GO

Presley D Fucked Hard
GO GO GO

Hot Girl Peeing in a Glass
GO GO GO

Girl Gets Fisted Til She Squirts
GO GO GO

Can Girl Makes Herself Cum
GO GO GO

Caitie Minx Has a Rockin Pussy
GO GO GO

Get One of these and it’s On!
GO GO GO

Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
GO GO GO

Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
GO GO GO
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
GO

Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Apr

Demi Lovato Thickness in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart.

You’d think Demi Lovato would try to get in shape at least a few months before getting into a bikini for the paparazzi to snap off pics of her…

I mean unless she’s into a barrel of a body, all rounded out and filled with cellulite, spilling over her bikini…

Maybe she saw Spring Breakers and in her medicated bi-polar, Selena Gomez hating state, because back in 2010 they had a falling out, thought that chunky in a bikini is the style of their generation thanks to growing up on High Fructose Corn Syrup and laziness….

Either way, it’s not hot to me….but you probably like it cuz being American, this body looks fit to you….


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Posted in:Demi Lovato

2013

16

Apr

Coachella Week 1 Celebrity Mega Post of the Day

Coachella is a commercial sponsored by McDonalds that all the mainstream, out of touch, clueless, spoiled brat celebrities attend because it is the “cool” thing to do when you’re in LA and rich.

I mean it is just a music festival, but it comes with so much garbage a round it, from corporate parties, to suburban lookin’ mall kids going nuts on MOLLY…..

But as much as I hate music festivals, especially ones that pretend to be cool, I do like seeing rich girls high as fuck at music festivals …..

So I’m glad someone put together this Mega POSTS OF BABES A COACHELLA because it reminds me that I didn’t miss out on shit….one more week to go…


TO SEE THE MEGAPOST OF CELEBIRTY PUSSY AT COACHELLA
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Posted in:Coachella

2013

16

Apr

Glamour Model Seren Gibson’s Debut Titty Appearance of the Day

It’s a big day in this busty hooker with daddy issues’ life. This is having her debut performance in NUTS magazine, so that a whole new readership of people can fall in love with her like the old guy who pays her to suck her feet at the stripclub she worked at before being recruited to be a busty topless model…unless she’s the rare breed of busty topless models who just knew at a young age that they were beyond being a stripper and that their calling was to take those tits straight to the magazines avoiding that whole typical daddy issue cliche. You know the kind of waitress who is tired of shit tips and long hours who is just like “fuck it, let’s take these tits and get famous”…..something I encourage all girls, even flat chested ones, to do…cuz there’s just something about topless models that I like….and I”m thinking it starts with their nipples.

Her name is Seren Gibson and you may be seeing more from her…


Some Other Hooker Is in the Issue Naked Too
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Posted in:NSFW|Seren Gibson

2013

16

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Smaller Tits for Allure of the Day

There was a time when I was into Amanda Seyfried. I thought she was the hottest little body with decent sized tits to come out of hollywood. I liked that she looked dumpy for the paparazzi like a pothead with no real care in the world and nothing to prove. I liked that she did mainstream shitty movies, while keeping real by doing hardcore nude scenes in independent movies, you know to keep some level of street cred. I liked that Lohan hated her and her success….but now I’m bored of her, mainly because she got out performed by Anne Hathaway in a movie she had more on screen time in, making me think she’s a loser, and I hate losers, probably because they are the only people who sleep with me.

Well she was in Allure, she said her tits are smaller than they used to be, I guess cuz she’s got off the pill, or all that cocaine….she also talked about how sicking is like deepthroating a cock in the back of your throat…and I guess she’s not as bad as I say she is, but I had higher hopes for this twat….I guess we’ll see what she comes out with next…because it’s not too late, she can turn this around….I believe in a thing called Amanda Seyfried.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

16

Apr

Mariah Carey Blowdrying Her Hair Porn of the Day

Here’s a new fetish of mine – Mariah Carey in a tight dress pretending to do her own hair, even though you know this high maintenance diva has a hair stylist on staff and never leaves the house without her, because that’s just the way celebrities are.

But I guess it’s nice to pretend, I do it every time I have sex with my wife, you know by pretending it isn’t happening, or pretending that smell is just the garbage I forgot to bring out, filled with rotting meat and not unhygienic pussy I’m at least an inch deep in….

Either way, here’s the pic

Posted in:Mariah Carey