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2013

06

May

Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday.

I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world…

But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter…

Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.

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2013

06

May

Olivia Munn Nipple in a Sweater of the Day

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I generally hate Olivia Munn, but only because I consider myself a defender of nerd interests, and I know that nerds are weak people who when a girl shows them any attention, even for evil, self beneficial reasons, they ignore the obvious gold digging, manipulation and are blinded by the “holy shit a girl just spoke to me”…no matter how rich their nerdy asses are…it’s just the nerd way.

Olivia Munn knew that loophole, worked it, and got famous because of it, and now I guess she’s got no where else to turn but holes in her sweater that she conveniently doesn’t wear a bra under…because maybe, just maybe her nerd fans who have moved on from her, will remember her, cuz they are loyal…or more importantly, maybe the paparazzi will notice…

She’s essentially a nobody, but nipples in sweaters are worth posting….Good Job Munn

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2013

06

May

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Rape Picture of the Day

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This picture of Doutzen Kroes being assaulted by a dude while wearing a bikini could be interpreted in so many ways…and all those ways are hilarious and amazing….even erotic….

Not because I think bikini models being manhandled is some hot shit, not because I think assaulted half naked women too weak to fight off a man is hot, you twisted fucks, but because I like to see a husband and baby daddy being playful on the beach with his model wife in her bikini, it just shows us the power of a love…..there is romance still left in the world. Right?

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2013

06

May

Farah Holt Nipple for Elle Mexico of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Farah Holt, she’s some up and coming UK model, who got a job showing some nipple while wearing bikinis for Elle Mexico, and despite having little to no fan base, she’s making moves and I appreciate that, especially since it involves showing some nipple, and half naked, young model body, that blows my fucking mind when in pictures. I support her hustle, and hope she goes places, as long as those places are her paying her dues to the industry through nudity, because let’s face it, any excuse to get any girl naked, especially when that excuse is career advancement, is highly erotic, especially when she looks like this.

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2013

06

May

Paris Hilton Pussy in the Million Dollar Pussy Video of the Day

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There’s something hilarious about Paris Hilton being in a music video about pussy, you know that million dollar pussy that makes you itch, thanks to how well traveled and experienced it is thanks to her wild rich girls filling her void vagina in her late teens and early 20s, back when she was a pornstar, when she didn’t have to be one, thanks to being a million dollar pussy.

Nicki Minaj shaking her booty and singing about her pussy being the baddest but that’s kind of expected, it’s the white Hilton Hotel heiress, who actually was born with a billion dollar pussy and had a billion dollar pussy when she did porn pussy…..that is a little more obscure and thus awesome.

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2013

06

May

Mother Daughter Fetish for Mother’s Day of the Day

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Georgia May Jagger and Jerri Hall are all rubbing up on each other like the first scene in a old lady/young girl lesbian themed porno, even if they are fully clothed, and it is just for a mother’s day promo for Sunglass Hut, because everyone knows the one thing your mom wants as an appreciation for you ruining her life, body and vagina, after 20-30 years of annoying her and constantly reminding her she shoulda got an abortion, is a pair of fucking sunglasses.

Either way, we’ve all wanted to bang mom and daugthers, together or apart, especially when we’re dating one of them, so we can all agree that this is a good foreplay fetish situation, you know since their both models and shit.

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2013

06

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you follow me on FACEBOOK or TWITTER , you will know that along with being a very charming, eloquent soft spoken man, I hate Cinqo de Mayo.

I find the shit racist as fuck with every white trash fat person eating their taco kit tacos and jar of salsa wearing a fucking sombrero.

Shitting on the Mexican culture, one frozen margarita mixed drink from Wal Mart at a fucking time.

Like me dressing in blackface and eating fried chicken on Martin Luther King Day, or me getting AIDS on Gay day, or me doing slave labor sweatshop work on Bangledeshi day…and all you white bread, taco kit eating, sombrero fuckers should get shot for hate crimes.

But that didn’t stop me from getting drunk…

Here are some morning links…

Here is an Iron Man 3 Review for The 3 of You Who Haven’t Seen it Yet
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Bunch of Girls With Big Old Titties
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This Week in WTF Gifs
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Hero Customer Prevents a Robbery
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The Softer Side of Russian Dash Cams
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Skiing Double Fail
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Some Awesome Animal Photographs By Terry Richardson
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Hot Naked Babe at the Beach!
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Crazed Bieber Hugger in Dubai
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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2013

05

May

Miley Cyrus Did Maxim and is their Top 100 of the Day

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So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint….

So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body.

It means nothing.

But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with.

Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is.

She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.

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2013

05

May

Julianne Hough Flashes Her Cooter the Old Fashioned Way of the Day

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There’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned, getting out of the car, panty and labia flash, to remind us that Julianne Hough cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Ryan Seacrest’s fame and fortune to attach herself to, as people look on and wonder whether she’s just his beard, because there’s no way those frosted tips don’t like anal, the bottom kind.

Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the paparazzi love when you pull this kind of shit off….

While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only 2 jobs a professional dancer can take, and she got her hands on the wrong one.

But at least she’s giving us a taste of what coulda been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low level pussy flash.

I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her shitty face….

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2013

05

May

Bikini of the Day

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I prefer my bikinis to be crotchless, but this works too, especially on a nice sunny Sunday in the park while I sit back and look onto your sun tanning because half naked girls, even when fat and talking about salad, in some confusing twilight zone way, is fun to stare at, even when it isn’t built like this innovative japanese bikini…so when I see this all I see is possibilities….but maybe I’m just sucked in by the video production qulaity of the japanese babe modeling this shit….

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