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2013

07

May

Kelly Osbourne Unfortunately in a Bikini for SELF Magazine of the Day

Photoshopped Kelly Osbourne is on the cover of SELF Magazine, next to a headline on 5 minute abs, even though her abs look more like a singular hard packed piled of shit that is impacted inside her from all the anal I assume she has because either she’s got a dick, at least that’s what her sex appeal in a bikini tells me, or no one, not even the biggest gold digger or Sabbath fan wants to K-Fed her….she’s just that appealing a vagina…

I guess she’s on the cover because she’s made progress and is not as fat as she once was, but that’s really not saying all that much, because let’s face it, no one should be as fat as she was and losing that weight shouldn’t be celebrated, because she shouldn’t have been there in the first place. It’s like celebrating a convicted killer for not killing a guy he got in a fight with, you know only leaving his face smashed in but still breathing, only with more bikini and far less excitement…here are the pics to start your day in a horrible way….

She is a monster…

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2013

07

May

Maria Sharapova’s Hot in Bathing Suits for Esquire of the Day

The first day the site hit over 150,000 visits was in January of 2004 because Maria Sharapova was on the beach in her bikini, pulling sand out of her vagina, because sand in vagina is apparently uncomfortable, unless of course she was just airing her shit out cuz she had a little too much ENRIQUE HEAT up in there….

So I have a bit of a love affair with this tennis star, who I used to love watching play, as she flashed her ass in thick panties, all sweating and grunting, like she was getting fucked on the court….

But these esquire pics remind me of how much all this has changed. I could post her fucking nakded and spread and no dude anywhere would say “holy shit, wtf, let me tell all my friends”…I mean shit, last week I put up a pic of Miley Cyrus Nipple, something that would have crashed servers in the early days, but that no one cares about, except maybe me, because fit girls and their athlete bodies age nicely, a decade later and I’d still like to be the irritant grinding up in her cunt….

Squirt Squirt / Gush Gush / Bounce.

Posted in:Maria Sharapova

2013

07

May

Charles Ramsey The Guy Who Saved Cleveland Girls of the Day

In case you’ve been sleeping, which I have, there were some women held captive the last 10 years in Cleveland who were rescued today, thanks to this guy Charles Ramsey.

The story would be weirder if it wasn’t in Ohio, because everyone I know from Ohio is a bit of a sexual deviant, but in Ohio, it is almost expected.

What wasn’t expected was how awesome the interview with the hero of the story would be…

He’s got some awesome lines. From eating his McDonalds, from saying his neighbor’s got huge testicles, to saying he knew the white girl had problems when she ran into a black guys arms, all on national TV, his glorious moment of glory, his 15 minutes of fame as a hero crackhead who I am sure will be remixed and autotuned for a year to come because it deserves it. His quotes, his camera presence, all fucking glorious. Someone get this guy a talk show. Seriously.

Here is the 911 Call

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I haven’t been keeping women captive the last 10 years, although I feel like my wife has been keeping me captive the last 10 years, but no one is making press conferences for me as I try to escape the shit…at least the booze cares…the one true love….that tides me over until it is all over…but the good news is that despite how much my wife and I hate each other, I hate her more, which means I’m winning….in a horribly miserable contest….

Here are some morning hangover links, cuz I am hungover….

48 Pics of Underboooooobs
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Madonna In Fetish Gear
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Miranda Kerr is Hot in Leather
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Katie Holmes Side Boob
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Winona Ryder in Interview of the Day
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A Baby Duck Can’t Stay Awake….I Usually Can’t Stay Awake thanks to Baby Duck
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What the Internet is Doing to Our Brains
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Family Feud Contestant Outted for Wearing his Wife’s Panties
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Some Sexy Yoga Pants
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Newsroom Season 2 Promo
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The 25 Most Anticipated Shows of Summer 2013
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Stop Your Thinning Hair
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If You Haven’t Seen the Teen Mom Porn Trailer With Squirting – We Got You Covered
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Today has been all about teen moms for me.

I’ve watched the Farrah Abraham movie and haven’t stopped. All fucking day.

Not because I watched the MTV show and feel shocked that some low level is in a sex tape, or even because I really like when low levels do sex tapes for fame….

But because she’s fucking hot, despite the shitty fake tits. I mean any girl who is pregnant at 16, is usually broken in the right way, you know all sex addicted and fucked up, always ready to cum….or in her case SQUIRT…..

So I ended up at the grocery store and saw a couple of moms pushing their kids around, and as they were playing house, all I saw was a girl who was probably just as horny as TEEN MOM , that’s how she got pregnant in the first place, and for the next week, I think I’ll look at every bitch with a kid different….and for the first time ever, I am into that…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Jennifer Lopez is an Old Lady in a Bikini
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I am into Big Titty GILF Helen Mirren’s Ass in Tight Jeans…
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Michelle Rodriguez in her Bra for Cosmo
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Check Out Playmate Claire Sinclair with and Without Make-up – It will Blow Your Mind
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Remember Caprice? Well she’s Pregnant in a Bikini
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Redhead Works Her Bikini
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Hero Prevents a Robber
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Jordan Carver Has Insanely Huge Tits
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In Case You Didn’t Know – Martha Stewart Was a Hot Fucking Model Back in the Day
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Hey Look everyone – It’s Lohan’s Bra
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Top 10 Hot Chick Police Mugshots
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Siberians Have Very Weird Transportation
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Now 18 Things Lindsay Lohan Wants You to Know About Her
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Some Cunt Named Jessica Lowndes Drunk
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Mariah Carey’s New Song if You care
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This Tight Body Babe Named Lizzie is Amazing
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Gal Gadot
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Biker Almost Dies
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The 13 Worst Jobs in the Last 2000 Years
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Julianne Hough Lippy Upskirt
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Ashley Smith Big Ass Titties for Fashion I’ve Seen Before but Love…
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Vanessa Hudgens Shitty Underwear Flash for Attention
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Jessica Alba Playing Mom is Really Not Hot
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Katy Perry’s New Perfume is Called Rose Pussy / Cankles at Least that’s GO

The Bling Ring’s Finalized Poster
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Disarming a Robber Like a Boss
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Best Flop Shot by Phil Mickelson
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Some Hot Nude Model Spreading her Ass
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Far Disrupts a Snooker Match
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Paris Hilton is Getting Married and Pregnant
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More Hot Winona Pics from her Interview Photoshoot
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Alexandra Daddario and Tania Raymonde in their Underwear for Texas Chainsaw
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Some WTF Signs
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Baboons Trash a House…
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A Couple Small Titty Drunk College Girls Flashing tit
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Some Girl Flashing Her Vagina Next to a Giant White Ball
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Some Glamour Model Does the Sharon Stone With Less Labia
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Her Name is Jamie Hammer and Her Tits are Awesome
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Some girl Named Katie Banks Has Really Big Tits
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Here’s a Baby Who Waterskis
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Slip and Slide Across a Bunch of Girls in Bikinis Looks Fun
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Rihanna Braless Sloppy Tits
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More Winona Rider in Interview Amazingness
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Piano Playing Dog
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Hot Bitches in Sports Bras – Amazing
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Redhead Rides Herself to Orgasm…Awesome…
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Some Amateur Babe Eats All The Cum…
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Ghetto Group Sex
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Girl Fucking a Traffic Cone
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Her Name is Macy Cartel and She’s Getting Boned
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A Whole Lot of Pics of Amateur Chicks
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Small Booty Ass Spank….
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Girl Live Cams Fucking the Delivery Guy
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

May

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Superstar Backdoor Mom’s Exclusive Clip of the DAy

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Farrah Superstar Backdoor Mom

(click the picture to see the NSFW porn clip)

The Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, Superstar Backdoor Mom – porno movie has finally dropped, and it is full of teen mom pussy….wet Teen Mom pussy that you can see and hear getting fucked by a dildo in a car, begging for James Deen’s professional porn dick, that you can see in the shower, or that you can see getting it from behind in a a bed talking nonsense but most importantly – Squirting.

She’s got all the fucking moves. I may be in love.


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She’s 21, she’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just into being a pornstar, because usually when 16 year old girls get pregnant, they are the early developer, sex addict, horny all the time, damaged cuz their dad’s or uncles touched them inappropriately, that by 21, equipped with fake tits, they are ready to take on the porn world. It’s a classic porn backstory. Did I mention there’s squirting….I am in love.


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I just don’t get why she’s pretending this is a leaked sex tape, or anything but a porn, when she decided to shoot it with a pornstar, she needs to embrace her talents….did I mention she squirts….and take over the porn game.

But why analyze, when instead we can watch the biggest thing in porn today, someone who I am sure will have another performance, as this is going to be her career, unlike Kardashian who just used it to get a TV show thanks to being spun as the violated victim, despite ultimately, just being a porn slut.


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Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!

This is the hottest sex tape I think I’ve ever seen, even if it’s just a porn clip, it’s amazing, she’s good.

Did I mention she squirts.


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Don’t be embarrassed girl, that was fucking sexy…

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape|Teen Mom

2013

06

May

Winona Ryder Old but Hot for Interview of the Day

It feels like the 90s up in here today….Winona Ryder who would think would look more like the grandmother scene in Edward Scissor hands and less like Winona Ryder….is posing in some silky lookin clothing for Interview like she’s not in her 40s….in fact…like she’s still in her early 20s…and the weirdest thing in all this is that I find her lookin better than she ever did, which is something that never happens, usually, by the 25th birthday it’s all down hill for a pussy, and I give up on them, but for some reason, a reason I’ll call movie magic, botox and good photography, I’m falling in love with Winona Ryder all over again, like she never fell off and is still filled with Johnny Depp, like she never became a criminal and disappeared from the celebrity world.

She’s all lean and lovely…elegant like old hollywood, even if she’s just old and in Hollywood….and .I am ready for the comeback….even if it’s not the sex tape kind of comeback I like.

Posted in:Winona Ryder

2013

06

May

Alanis Morissette Horrible Bikini Picture of the Day


Baby got back….and not in a big booty way…but in a big, broad back way that looks like it could be a fat man way…

Reminding us that not all bikinis are created equally…and sometimes your bikini should be a fucking snow suit.

I appreciate her embracing her body in this anti-bullying era – by rocking a bikini that reads “Self Love” for all the fat girls who hate the image the media portrays about how women should look, you know in some Feminist, this is who I am, bullshit….no wait, I don’t appreciate that at all.

If she actually loved herself, she would eat better, workout more and not try to pass off a shitty body as some political commentary on the world we live in. I don’t care what anyone says, the government wants us fat and sick, and tricking us into thinking it’s ok to be that way, is just fucking gross….and the proof is in this picture.

I didn’t find Alanis hot in the 90s, when she was 16, or really ever….so there was little chance I’d find her now, making this a nice reminder of how right I was early on with this one.

Posted in:Alanis Morissette

2013

06

May

Coco Scares Me in a Bikini of the Day

Coco is just too big, and not in celebrity status, or relevance, but in size. I don’t get her appeal, or why a rich dude would make her his permanent hooker, but it happened and so did these pics of her in a bikini, like she’s got a hot body, because all you hip hop freaks have made her gutter ass think she does…not to mention, you’ve made otherwise anorexic girls fall into eating, to get built like this because it is deemed sexy, at least by rappers, and rappers are the new boy band, and girls always loved boy bands….

But she is in a bikini, and I posted Alanis Morrissette in a bikini, making this a little less bad, more comical, as Coco is clearly a parody or a clown in and of herself, and I’m up for any slut who admits she’s a slut. Fact.


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Posted in:Coco

2013

06

May

Vanessa Hudgens Shitty Pantyflash of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is probably going into remission, but not in a “I don’t have cancer” kind of way, but in a “No one is paying attention to me now that they saw my fat ass in Spring Breakers and realized it didn’t give me any credibility as an actress, and that they could have replaced me with a fucking hooker, stripper, whatever, because it require no actual skill”….

You know a little aftershock, missing all the attention, state of depressions, but luckily, she has panty flashes, even if they are weird panty flashes, and even if that is tame for her considering she is the girl who released nudes at 17, it’s still a “look at me, I’m still here and I wear underwear”….situation, I am willing to notice.


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens