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2013

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida…despite everything I have against Florida. Intentionally coming here is almost crazy,

This radio ad featuring “My Pussy and My Crack” remixed has been the excitement…..

This has been the erotica because all the bitches here are old…even the ones jogging with tight bodies have seen better days…4 decades ago.

I am here for some porn convention and not the NBA playoffs, because as much as I hate Porn and porn stars, they are funny to pay 400 dollars an hour to fuck as they escort to supplement their income.

If you’re in Florida, this is your weekend to fuck professionals – here’s a listing of the porn girls who are here hooking

Here are some morning links….

A Whole Lot of Redheads Posing like Sluts….Not Freaks.
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Olivia Wilde Paddleboarding in a Bikini
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Grumpy Cat is Getting a Movie…..
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This Cannes Cleavage Is Not That Bad
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Old Man Tries Pot for the First Time
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Lebron James – King of the Flop
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Monica Bellucci in Her Bra
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Some Dude Literally Getting Tea Bagged
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Girl’s Gone Wild at a Bachelorette Party!
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Crane Operator Fail
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Every Morning Needs to Start With Priapism (prolonged erection) Emergency Procedures – Thanks Youtube
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My Life is Always Better With Young Girls Getting Naked for Free Who in Another Era Would Probably be Working the Ice Cream Shop…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m going to EXXXOTICA….a porn convention and I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches….only these peaches aren’t free they charge by the hour….and reality is I probably won’t be eating anything, but hot dogs while waiting in line with a bunch of pervert weirdos hoping to get a shout out even though I fucking hate porn and porn bitches…

I am sure that Florida and at one point in the history of Florida, before the car lots, the fast food joints, the old dying people, the white trash in crazy pants and mullets, was once considered exotic….

Today, I consider it the asshole of America, the chode the growth that should have been removed, the most horrible place in the world…but maybe I’ll get this wetback tanned..

Here are some stepLINKS while I fly…


J.Lo’s Cameltoe
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Heather Graham’s Bikini
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Robbie Williams Has a Soccer Field At His House He Just Sold – Not Bad for a Fag
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Hey Candace – Nice Hand Bra
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Miranda Kerr has Good Face
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Amazing Disgruntled Employee Revenge
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Titty Slip and Vag Flash…to Get Noticed…
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Mom and Daughter Porn Tag Team Are Alright By Me
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Hot Import Model Instagram Pics
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Emma Stone Boring in a Blazer
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These New Britney Bikini Pics Make Me Want To Jerk Off.
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49 Hoaxes People Believed
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Marique Schimmel See Through in Vogue
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The Joys of Driving With a Slut
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Hot Blonde Talked into Showing her Tits While Skiing
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Fat Granny Pissing in Grandpa’s Face
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Naked Pregnant Chick Bouncing on a Ball
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The Best Melanie Iglesias Instagram Pics
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Stacey Poole Nude Video!
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Cool Diving Catch
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Luciana Is Hot – Naked and Amazing
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Miley Cyrus is Officially Single – Who Cares
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A Whole Lot of Models in Vogue Japan
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Some Cat Malfunctions.
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A Whole Lot of Booty!
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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This Girl Can’t Cum Without a Little Anal Play
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When Porn Shoots Go Off the Rails
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Cam Girls Give me Boners…
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Two Teens Vs a Double Ended Dildo
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

May

Doutzen Kroes’ Amazing Picture for Instagram of the Day

Doutzen Kroes did good for instagram…I wonder how she took this picture of herself, or maybe it’s just one from a photoshoot that makes her feel like she’s hot, desirable, and that she wants everyone to see, because it makes her feel good about herself….even though you’d think her bank account that is full thanks to the way she looks is enough for her….you know at this stage she can put ugly pics up and they still look better than the pussy we all fuck, but I guess she prefers the pro shots, you know to showcase her work, and get that pat on the back from us perverts that wish our instagram “Like” was our semen….inside her….but she prefers darker colored DJs you your pasty failure ass…..because you see…she’s got this ass and it’s professional grade, no time for amateurs.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

29

May

J.Lo’s Cameltoe on Britain’s Got Talent of the Day

This is horrible. J.Lo on her own is the fucking worst. Whether she’s claiming she’s just Jenny from the Block, while really she’s just some con artist who rode the Latina wave to make a fortune, with an ego that clearly thinks she’s talented and worthy of being on TV, Stage and movies….like a self proclaimed triple threat, when the only thing about her that’s making me feel threatened is her cunt….as it tries to eat her costume…a costume no old lady, no matter how in denial she is, should be wearing….

Posted in:J.Lo

2013

29

May

Import Car Model Dance of the Day

Sometimes…We all need a little Asian import model acting a fool at the car show…because crazy dances allow us to imagine crazy #anal.

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

May

Anastasia Ashley Hot Surfer Ass in a Bikini Covered in Sand of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a hot surfer chick who I’d love to watch surfing on my wave….of belly fat while she’s trying to find my penis…something I’ve seen countless girls do…but none were ever pro surfers…

Unfortunately she doesn’t answer me when I write comments on her facebook page…or to her twitter…she gets on all the hot Athlete lists, probably has some lame surfer boyfriend she thinks is cool cuz he teaches her moves, you know like girl skaters do with skaters….I heard the Avril Lavigne song, I know how these action sports people work…

Luckily, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows how to hack emails, websites and whatever the fuck else, that will get him arrested, but that gets me hot pics of hot asses on private beaches surfing…She’s fit, I want to chip a tooth on her booty muscle while running away from sharks….cuz no one wants to lose an arm to those fuckers like JESUS LOVING WHICH DID HER A LOT OF GOOD BETHANY HAMILTON …it makes giving double handjobs impossible….

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|stepEXCLUSIVE

2013

29

May

Kate Upton for Victoria’s Secret Scandal of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is jumping on the Kate Upton wave of fat, even though they are supposed to be pure and never use plus sized models, no matter how much hype they get, no matter how much the fans want them to, no matter how fat their actual client base is…

I mean they’ve worked years to feature fit as fuck half naked girls, a positive image for girls everywhere to look up to, and the idea of sneaking in this pic from 2011, of Kate Upton pre-obesity, is just despressing…I don’t want sloppy piles of shit in boring as fuck catalogs…I want babes…

I get it though, it’s good for marketing, get people talking, publicity stunt…and really it’s tits in a bra, I got no complaints, even if I hate all Kate Upton represents, since I’m not the restaurant owner of a restaurant she frequents, cuz if I was, she’d be my favorite fatty around.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

29

May

Paris Hilton Brought Her Herpes to the Beach of the Day


Paris Hilton an era where I was more relevant, more passionate about hating all these vapid cunts, a beacon of hope and by hope I mean a bitch I would slander and shit on using the blog on the regular, I mean some of my best posts probably involved her…and seeing her, older, sloppier, with her very own K-Fed, I am reminded of a better time, with less cellulite, less monogamy, just as much herpes scabs…herpes scabs I’m not even compelled to make fun of…because I’m old, tired and so is Paris….we’ve been down this road already….so many times….it’s done.

I guess this is growing up…


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Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

29

May

Nina Agdal Bikini Polaroids of the Day

Someone pulled up Nina Agdal’s polaroids from her agency and she looks way less Downs Syndrome than usual. Fascinating. I know.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

29

May

Sabrina Djuric in her Bathing Suit for Grazia Netherlands of the Day

Here’s another model I’ve never heard of named Sabrina Djuric modeling bathing suits with her long lean and amazing bathing suit body….that reminds me that so many girls I’ve seen in bathing suits, or even naked ar just so fucking flawed, it’s like looking at this I know “This is What It Is Supposed to Look Like”, I’ve been doing it all wrong all these years….

Posted in:Sabrina Djuric