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2013

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am willing to travel for pussy….I figure if it is out of city, out of country, out of state, the likelihood of them finding me in the event I give them AIDS, or worse, a baby, is a little more challenging. Not to mention, they can’t come and break up my beautiful loving prison-like marriage I can’t escape, you know after falling in love with me and my micro-sized penis that is more of an inny but an outty, a clit if it wasn’t for the sagging balls.

I think this weekend, is adventure time, but before that happens, I’ll do some posts, probably get drunk, and forget how pumped I was to meet internet girls, falling back into my sad, comfortable routine. Stay tuned.

Here are some morning links..

Vogue Cropped Out Kim Kardashian from a Picture – Cuz She Took Too Much Space Up
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The Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal Vine that Went Viral
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Friday Photobombs
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A Plastic Surgeon Beats and Tortures his Girlfriend Over a Facebook Post – That’ll Learn Her
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Some Bitch Named Kerry Washing in Elle
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Best Stealing Gas Video You’ll Ever See
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A Whole Lot of Lambo’s at some Lamborghini Event
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Hot Bitch Doing a Sweet Butt Lift
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Rihanna Getting Man Handled…The Way She Likes It…But With Less Bruises
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A Man With Polio Dances His Ass Off
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This Girl Drinks Beer through Her Ear – Too Bad She’s a Gremlin – Cuz I’m Sure She’s Got Mad Pussy Tricks
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If You Sign Up to the Netflix of Porn Now – They Give You 50 Free Minutes and Don’t Ask for your Credit Card. Thank you.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I spend the better part of my day trying to convince girls to do porn. I just hassle them on Facebook, on the street, when they are working a shit job, just reminding them that there is a better life, full of cumming and more money out there for them….

For some reason, none of them bite, it’s like they frown on the shit, but I’ll keep up the good fight, because at my core I like helping people be the best they can be, and by helping people I mean, seeing girls who won’t fuck me, fuck.

Drinking time…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Courtney Stodden is Amazing and Grabbing Some Chick’s Titties
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POV Pics of GIrls Titties…
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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is Hilarious – She Says She Did It Cuz She’s Sad Sometimes….She didn’t want the sex tape to go Public….right…Insane.
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Kate Moss in Video
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Ass Fuck Time. Jail Bait Or Super Model. Who’d You Rather?
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Tom Cruises New Leading Lady
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Loni Evans is a Busty Model You’ll Want to Stare At
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Amazing Woman on Detroit News
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I can See Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Bush Through Her Underwear…YES!
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15 Hot Selfies
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Today in Nikki Leigh Playmate Paparazzi Pics…
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Matt Kemp is a Good Guy
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30 Pics of Couples in Matching Outfits
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Courtney Stodden is Awesome!
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Anne Hathaway in the Pink
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America Hates Drug Dealers but Loves Rapist Kidnappers….
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Her Name is Britany and She’s Pretty Fuckign Curvy…and Naked.
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Mug Shot of the Day
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How About a Couple of Streakers.
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Abigail Ratcheford
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This Denni Parkinson Model is Making Me Shake….like the Vibrator I want to put in her….Michael J Fox.
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Model Elyse Taylor Nude in Purple Magazine
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American Idol is Firing all 4 Judges. Looks like they have a Winning Formula….
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Alessandra Ambrosio Walking Around With Her Son – Is Not Hot
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I Love All These Girls in their Towels
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Selena Gomez Behind the Scenes from Her Video Shoot
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51 Hilarious Celebrity Prom Pics
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Whales Chase a Boat
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This ALexis Girl is Pretty Hot with her Massive Dildo
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This Female Tennis Player is a Fucking Tank
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Check Out the Freak on the Right
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105 Year Old Thanks Bacon for his Longevity
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Carlotta Champagne’s Got Some Big Ass Titties
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Paratrooper Deploys Parachute Early
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Kid Confronts a Cop
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A Couple Babes Dyking Out Photoshoot
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Some Naked and Awesome Greek Celeb WHo Takes it in her Batty
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Some Big Tits – Strip for a Shower
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Hellicopter Rescues a Deer
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Gal Gadot in a Slutty Dress
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Gerard Butler is Trying to Fuck Miranda Kerr
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Really Sad Celebrity Break-Up Of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Hot Redheads.
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Portia de Rossi is a Lesbian in LA Confidential
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Holly Peers in a Hot Lingerie Shoot!
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If You Haven’t Seen the Teen Mom Porn Trailer With Squirting – We Got You Covered
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Amateur Fucks a Cucumber.
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Some Hot Lesbians Go At It in Bed
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Some Cam Girl has a Threesome with Two Blow Up Dolls
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A Public Gang Bang THrough a Car Window…Fun
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Blonde Rubs Oil on Herself
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How to Harrass an 18 Year Old into Anal
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Thai Webcam Show Gone Wrong….
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Chick Preps for ANal
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Chick Strap On Fucks a Dude
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

May

A Man with Polio Twerks of the Day

This video hit my facebook feed earlier today and I thought it was amazing.

He’s from Mali, has polio, but doesn’t let that stop him from getting down on the dancefloor, dragging himself around and twerking better than most white girls trying to be hip hop cuz hip hop is pop….

While some of you, may just like watching a cripple do things you’re too pussy to do, because it’s different, and different makes you laugh….

Seriously, there’s no way you get more pussy than this dude…

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

May

Glamour Model Nicole Neal Has it All Figured Out of the Day

Before deciding to get naked in front of the camera for low level fame, some money and VIP at every night club, Nicole Neal was on pace to achieve greatness, if you’re like me and consider high class escorts making it. You know one of those cunts too good to be a stripper, too decent to be a pornstar, because what would her parents think, but not too good to dress up and work rich men for sex….that or she would have been a waitress….but look at her now, all lovely and shit, rocking her great tits, for the world to jerk off to, and it sure makes up for having a dad who either gave her too much or too little attention….you know filling that void while showin’ her ex boyfriend who broke her heart and kids from her highschool who used to call her fat…that they were so wrong about her…look at her fucking now….at the top of the stripper ladder….because she can pretend she’s a legit model, despite being 5 foot 2, because she’s in a magazine and that’s the fucking determining factor, asshole.

I’m just glad whatever went wrong in her life happened, because I like staring at her tits.

Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW

2013

09

May

Milla Jovovich in Vogue Turkey of the Day

Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 10 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that and she went off a had a bunch of kids, ruining her appeal even more….so that’s probably why I’ve only done 5 posts on her the last decade”….but this Vogue Turkey shoot is fun even if clothed, and I figure I’ll post it for you Milla fans, while I remain Milla indifferent….

Posted in:Milla Jovovich

2013

09

May

Zoe Saldana’s Got Some Hard Nipples of the Day

I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. You know, the kind of weirdo you’d expect to be serial if he had a few more social skills, but instead just kills rodents he buys at the pet store to calm himself…

I am going to also assume that those people who jerked off to her in her avatar costume probably have no interest in her hard human nipples….they just aren’t blue enough….and the rest of you probably have no idea who she is, but I’m posting it anyway, because every since I was 13, hard nipples excited me…


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Posted in:Zoe Saldana

2013

09

May

Kimberly Garner Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Who the fuck is Kimberly Garner and why do I want to sing her love songs outside her house until she calls the police because we’ve never met and that kind of thing is frowned upon in this society that is void of romance, or taking what you want.

Well apparently she’s from the UK, but I don’t believe it, because she doesn’t look like a potato eating troll with no teeth, all grey skinned and full of warts, like most girls from the UK….in fact, she’s long and lean and lovely, especially when modeling bikinis…

I’ve POSTED ABOUT HER BEFORE …and I’ll do it again…just as soon as I stop planning our surprise wedding….she’s good.

Posted in:Kimberly Garner

2013

09

May

Adriana Lima’s Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Mom Adriana Lima is modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because why the fuck not, they pay her a lot of money, she’s contractually obliged and as long as it’s from this angle, no one sees the remnants of the natural disaster that happened to her pussy and stomach thanks to child birth….and despite hating moms and everything that comes with them…despite being a stepfather…I can always appreciate good ass in a small bikini…It’s my theme song…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me.


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Posted in:Adriana Lima

2013

09

May

Avril Lavigne’s New Shit Video of the Day

It amazes me that this shit still works. I mean at this point her “act”…look and sound…is more of a comedy routine. You know, like a parody of herself, but I guess it still works….and by amazed, I don’t actually mean amazed, that is giving her too much credit, it is more a reminder that teen girls are retards with no taste and will eat anything that comes their way or that they are told to like, while Avrial Lavigne and the record companies know that mindless, drivel, is just really easy to put out there.

I see it all the time, and I love it

What I don’t love, is this song. Mute it. Then laugh or masturbate. If you’re an Avril fan, and I have a feeling you probably are.

Remember, this makes more money than you do. What a joke.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2013

09

May

Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is a Bikini Model and Fired Teacher of the Day

Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is some fake titty teacher who was moonlighting as a bikini model / topless model….who got fired from being a teacher because I guess the slut moms who let guys cum in them in order to make annoying babies don’t respect women who their baby daddies would rather fuck teaching their annoying autistic babies….

Here are a bunch of her “modeling” pics….her fake titty bikini modeling career, that I am pretty sure won’t be taking her major places or really going anywhere after all this press.

She’s just one of those fake titty, barmaid looking, cheesy chicks who hangs with dudes on steroids with tribal tattoos, who think she’s hot and is willing to get half naked to feel hot….There are so many girls like this….and they usually work for free.

This publicity is not going to land her in Victoria’s Secret…. but it may get her into porn….I mean she looks the part…I guess dreams can come true when you crave male attention and fail at your “safe” “normal” job….

I would pay her 10,000 dollars to shoot a porn for me….maybe I’ll need to wait til we get a little closer to rent day to make that magic happen. You know when she’s a little more desperate and my micropenis fetish porn doesn’t leave her feeling too damaged and degraded….

ALl this to say, when I was in school, my teachers were busted old ladies, I wish I had access to this kind of pussy to get random spontaneous boners to while doing math….

Posted in:Olivia Srauer|stepNEWS