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2013

09

May

Twerking Granny of the Day

The nice thing about old ladies is that you can’t get them pregnant….with a little lube it’s like they aren’t even old….with a little booze they go wild…they are good bakers and it’s not their first rodeo, you know there was a time they fucked a lot, learned the moves, and if a little grey pubic hair doesn’t make you sick, and a big vagina that doesn’t have much elasticity left it in doesn’t rape your soul, and if big thick nipples with a little hair growing out of them thanks to hormonal issues doesn’t upset you at your emotional core, then you’ll probably love watching this drunk granny twerk to elvis like the good old days when her vagina still mattered and her sex appeal wasn’t overshadowed by her knitting skills….

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

May

Kate Moss is Naked for St Tropez Tanning Products of the Day

40 something year old Kate Moss is now the body for some tanning products, but instead of really bringing the Kate Moss I like to see, you know all naked for the paparazzi like she doesn’t give a fuck, because she doesn’t give a fuck, being exposed is kinda what made her and is all part of her rockstar attitude….but she did this staged nudity shit, that it blockin’ out the bits that matter, like her really long nipples and thick bush , at 40, is still better than nothing, but maybe I’m just bias cuz I think Kate Moss and her dirty well traveled vagina were sent here from heaven to make the world a better place…filled with Pete Doherty shared needle, unprotected groupie sex, unshowered and homosexual penis shrapnel….which is far more disgusting than it looks in Tanning product pictures…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

09

May

McKayla Maroney’s Bikini in a Bikini on Keek of the Day

I like to use these KEEK videos as a reminder to all you freaks, that this girl, is like 12. I get that she is an american hero, with all her Olympic Gold Medal winning. You know old enough to represent your country should mean old enough to masturbate to herin a bikini…..not to mention that she’s on TV now, which also cancels out her age to the perverts, because the media is serving her to the creepy fans on a platter….and sure we were all 17 years old once, and we all got drunk, high and fucked at 17, and the day we turned 18 and legal nothing changed….even 25 years later…I am still the fucking same…but I wasn’t on hormone therapy to stunt my growth to make me a winner…like she is….

All this to say, her gymnast body in a bikini at 17 creeps me out. Even if she was 18 it would creep me out. But I do appreciate her flexibility….

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

09

May

Rihanna’s Hot as Fuck Outfit of the Day

I like Rihanna….but more importantly, I like what she’s wearing. I mean why bother buttoning up a shirt, it is just totally inconvenient when you need to take it off, and why not wear the highest fucking heels possible, to make your otherwise thick Beyonce legs look long and lean in your little skirt, I mean bitch has been dancing for a few months, everyn ight, getting fit, flaunt that shit, cuz it won’t be long before she’ll be shitting out babies and getting fat eating ROTI back home in her retirement….it always happens, so take it in, an appreciate it, even if it reminds you of those dudes who wear tanktops, even in the winter, to show off their full sleeves…cheesedicks….is what we call those…


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2013

09

May

Marique Schimmel Topless for Some Campaign of the Day

Marique Schimmel is a fresh faced, young model, who has been doing this model thing for the last 2 years and who I guess is ready to increase her profile the only way models know how….which is conveniently also the only way strippers, hookers, pornstars, and pretty much all girls know how….by getting naked for the right people, at the right time, and hustling…..it’s a game or be gamed world, so as far as I’m concerned this is her gaming all of us, saying “I can fuckin’ do this, pay attention now motherfuckers”…and that kind of eagerness to be a top model…is something I support….but only because I like me some model titties!!!

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2013

09

May

Catherine McNeil is a Babe in Numero of the Day

Catherine McNeil is 24, born in 1989, from Australia and I’ve never heard of her….probably because my model knowledge barely exists, I just post pics of their nipples, fashionable hipster bush or bikini and lingerie bodies…knowing that they are all interchangeable….

After a bit of research (wikipedia)….it turns out that she’s a lesbian…..and is engaged to some Australian MTV Dj, that sounds more like they are trying to conceptualize a reality show like Jersey Shore about lipstick lesbians and how they deal with pretending to not want cock because it’s good for building a fan base, while real lesbians, the penis haters who were traumatized by penis at 12, thanks to some uncle, go along with the lie, because they like thinking some of their kind are actual babes…

All this to say, I wouldn’t mind letting her eat out my man pussy like it would advance her career….she’s kinda hot…for a lesbian….

Posted in:Catherine McNeil

2013

09

May

A Bear and Monkey on Bikes in a Circus Show…What Could Go Wrong of the Day

Here’s a really horrible video of an abused bear and an abused monkey held captive by evil asians who make them ride bikes for a crowd of screaming and excited idiots….that ends with the bear pretty much saying to the monkey “get off my dick bro, I’m a fucking bear, and the second I’m off this fucking bike these assholes beat me into riding, I’m gonna hunt you and eat you the old fashioned way”….

I love animals, I hate animal cruelty, and I’m really not into seeing cute monkeys get eating, the fucker shoulda escaped, but he was on a fucking bike and couldn’t, so if I don’t post this shit, how will these kinds of events stop….

This video makes me mad.

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today, freedom has been attacked….and for once it has nothing to do with my wife hiding her bank card / my drinking money on me. Or worse, her making me eat her shit smelling, badly wiped ass due to obesity, out…..it’s real internet war shit….because the Britney Spears fan club turned on me on twitter….for calling her fat…real creepy shit…

Towel Thursday Involves Babes in Towels on a Thursday….
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Insane Picture of Phoebe Price’s Dog and its Nanny…
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Some Freak Bitch Dresses Up like HULK and Beats People Up…
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Car Window VS and Idiots Head
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I like this Pretty Naked Zaley Zane Chick
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Some Hot Biker Chick
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Courtney Stodden is AMazing
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Heather Graham in Vegas Magazine – Because Vegas is All She Has Left
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The Secret to a Long Life
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Some Hot Model in a Beach Shoot
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This Nude Model Has Great Ass
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Elsa Pataky in a Tight Dress
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Tom Hanks’ New Movie Trailer – If You Care
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Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It For Old Times….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I could write about squirting teen moms with shitty tits, or the dry bitches I fuck who are eager for very little money. I could write about my alcoholism, drugs, misadventures that are actually really boring….but why not do something good for a change…..you know to bring a human side to this cyberbully being bullied for being a bully in this anti-bullying era…..

I love dogs, so when I saw this hit the my facebook feed, I figured I’d post it here for all you fuckers to donate to. If you have a soul, go help Avery the Bull Dog.

I think I just officially started stepCHARITY.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Tiger Woods is Making the Face of the Day
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Kate Upton Hiding her Pregnant with Food Belly
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Some Babes in their Underwear Showing Off Their Asses
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Heather Graham Lives and She’s in Vegas Magazine
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Human Pile Driving in Thailand
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Audrina Patridge Pantylines…
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Special Feature – Awesome Pics of The Lucha Libre Wrestlers of Mexico
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Claudia is Strategically Topless and You Will Appreciate It….
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Awesome Ex-Girlfriend Target Practice That Bleeds
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Sarah Jessica Parker Panty Flash….
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Fire Jump – Double Fail
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Some More Inappropriate Kendall Jenner Side Tit Teen Ass Bikini Pics
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Kid Sets his Shitty Teacher Straight – Gives Me Hope for the Future Generation. Who just need good teachers to inspire…
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Running With the Bulls Gone Wrong
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A Good Old Fashioned Girl Fight!
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Courtney Stodden Looking Amazing and Classy in Short Shorts
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This is One Hot Inny Pussy
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Pharrell’s Fiance Titty Slip
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A Pool Opened in Vegas and Girls in Bikinis Showed Up
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Keira Knightley Recycled her Wedding Dress
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Rooney Mara Floppy Titty in Some Movie Called Side Effects
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Emma Booth Titties in Some Movie
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Pink Scares Me in Glamour Magazine
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I kinda Like that this Christian Rocker hired a Hitman to kill his wife…I just feed mine fast food and anything that can clog her already fat as fuck arteries.
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19 Hottest Hot Messes – Before and After
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Chris Pine on the Cover of OUT Magazine – I Guess He’s a ‘Mo
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Werid Stop Motion Movie
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Some Hot Blonde and Naked Girl Posing
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This Lady’s Toilet is Clogged
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Some Chocolate Dipped Boobs
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Remy Lacroix is the Hottest Booty in Porn
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Demi Lovato Holding the Mic Like a Black Cock
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Miranda Kerr in her Underwear for Bongo Now
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Gisele and Her Bitch
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Hilarious Fat GF Dumps a Drink on Her Uninterested BF at a Baseball Game cuz Fat GFs are the worst
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Don’t Fuck With a German Shephard
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Some Huge Tits in a White Skirt
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James Deen and Stoya are Legit Porn Couple – How Romantic
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Between Two Ferns with James Franco
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20 Hottest Pics of Jessica Lowndes
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A Hot Biker Chick
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Hot Blonde and Naked….Tammie Jo
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Nancy Grace Makes a Pooping Face
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Some Kids Being Exploited for a Choir Singing Some Pop Song
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Here’s a Singing Boxer
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A Whole Lot of Girls Bending at the Waist…
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If You Haven’t Seen the Teen Mom Porn Trailer With Squirting – We Got You Covered
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Cute Blonde Chick Banged Tit She Squirts
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Wettest Pussy Ever
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German Redhead Goth in Some Slutty Pics
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A Real Gusher
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Public Library Squirt
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

May

Cameron Diaz’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

All I see is Old chin skin hanging off her face like a set of senior citizen balls at Diaper changing before bed time, but apparently, if you look close enough, you’ll see her nipple as she participates for a lot of money in some shitty Judd Apatow movie cuz Judd Apatow movies are the only thing the movie industry is financing these days….

Unfortunately, I don’t have nerd vision, you know cuz I fuck enough and have fucked enough to not even notice nipples when they are in front of me, except today when some granny was walking in a sheer top with the hardest nipples I ever saw. She was probably the same age as Cameron Diaz, only she wasn’t pretending to be hot and 20 still…still doing it better than whatever is going on here….but I am posting it anyway..


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