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2013

08

May

Pharrell’s Fiance’s Amazing Titty Slip is the LOLZ of the Day

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This is one of the more ridiculous pics I have ever seen of a titty flash. I mean clearly not staged, obviously funny as shit, from Pharrell’s facial expression, to his bitch’s tits on blast for the world to see just how not substantial they are, not that he needs substantial tits, I’m a firm lover of small tits, it usually comes with good everything else, but they are definitely not the kind of tits you’d want the world to see, because the world is a mean place full of haters, who can’t embrace a natural beauty in this world filled with objectified women….

That said…check out her titties as she trips. This should happen to every girl who leaves the house….everyday…and posted to Facebook and google street view, you know giving them more of a purpose than just jerking off to beach bikini pics….

Her name is Helen Lasichanh and she seems like a lot of braless fun. Miley’s gonna be jealous, cuz she’s the braless bitch up on Pharrell’s dick who he should be catching….

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2013

08

May

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics for Social Media of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is the 17 year old Kardashian being trained to take over the throne, and be the figure head for the family, you know the girl the paparazzi follow, who gets into staged scandals and walks around in a bikini, until getting hired by Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to live out her dream of being a lazy, overpaid bitch, who offers very little to the public, because posing half naked, is not getting fucked on camera….if you know what I mean…but I guess she doesn’t have to go down that route cuz her fat sister took the hit for the family,,,

Here she is eating like a pig because she grew up with the Kardashians….but more importantly, she’s licking her lips like a young harlot cuz she grew up with the Kardashians. This is all manufactured crap that will implode along with her soul…I am sure of it…

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2013

08

May

Sarah Jessica Parker in a Horrible Upskirt of the Day

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This should be NSFW but she’s not showing off her horse dick, so I guess it’s ok, even if it is totally fucking offensive….you know just knowing what foot shaped fleshy mound is hidden beneath those pants….pants she’s totally liberal with showing the world, because I guess she misses the days that she was on a hit show and the public were brain washed into thinking she was hot, or someone who’s sex life you’d want to fucking follow, because let’s face it, the world, especially those watching TV shows like that, is filled with pathetic people who just don’t know better….like SJP up in here not knowing to keep her dress on the motherfucking floor where it belongs….

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2013

08

May

Izabel Goulart in the Making of her GQ Brasil Photoshoot of the Day

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I posted Izaebel Goulart GQ pics last week. I thought it was for Mexico and mocked the likelihood of there being much of an office or people working there…you know cuz Mexicans are lazy and would have no budget for photoshoots or even camera equipment……but apparently, it is for GQ Brasil, which would make sense, since it is where she lives and more importantly, where she is celebrated as a big star who made it in America….and thank god for that…because a life without pics of her posing like this is a life not worth living….I mean semi-retired, old tired models doing sexy shit….even if we’ve SEEN IZABEL GOULART LIKE THIS MANY TIMES BEFORE including some pics WITH NIPPLE but I’ll take these pics anyway…

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2013

08

May

Behati Prinsloo Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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OMG Behati Prinsloo is a slut. A typical mail order bride slut. Who comes to America for one rich enough man, only to bounce onto another one that comes her way, to climb that ladder and next level her mail order bride life.

From Victoria’s Secret bikini modeling to H&M for the Swedes, this bitch is pretty much a pornstar of bikini modeling, taking jobs from every angle, filling every hole, all for a paycheck….

Where’s the fucking loyalty these days….

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2013

08

May

Mollie King in Her Bikini for Social Media of the Day

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Mollie King is some random chick in some random UK band called TheSaturdays who I don’t give a fuck about…they are probably some contrived shit the put out garbage music that have brainwashing undertones that idiot kids listen to and suddenly crave sugary foods, drinks and designer clothing or some shit. I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I know how this shit works…..but I also know that despite being a talentless clown with no soul who figures this is a better, more glamourous gig than working a Hooters, you know with far better perks thanks to the marketing that goes into her, despite being owned by the company that owns her, I still like staring at her instagram pics of her in a bikini…..I’m a creep like that…no wait, I’m not a creep, I am just into amateur photography and the apps that make it look higher concept…no wait, I’m a creep like that….now show me more bikini…

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2013

08

May

Rihanna Works a Phallus of the Day

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I am going to guess it was Rihanna’s birthday, I am an investigative journalist like that, you know balloons and cake can mean anything, but I’m sticking with birthday….

Bitches love cake, especially when shaped like a giant penis, all black and red tipped dude to over-use, herpes, pretty much what she’s used to…and like an animal, she can’t contain herself, all dripping like a baboon ready to be penetrated, because she’s an island girl and her biological clock started tickin’ at 15, back when she child prostituted her way to fame.

All this to say, I think she’s hot.

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2013

08

May

Kym Graham Rockin’ Some Big Tits of the Day

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I don’t know who this Kym Graham bitch is, but I can assume she’s got the same story as all the other titty models, I generalize like that, it makes life easier.

She’s young, she’s got big tits, she’s from the UK and doesn’t look like a fucking troll with broken down stained teeth and grey skin, and she’s making moves to get to a place she needs to be…topless….because that’s where her talents lie

Whether he uncle taught her how to pee when she was 15 or not doesn’t matter….the fact is that she’s broken enough to live it up like this and I like it.

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2013

08

May

Britney Spears Shitty Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape of the Day

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It’s probably a very good thing that these pics of Britney Spears in her bikini for Shape are such shit quality, because despite the lie that is photoshop, a lie I’d like to thank for existing, because let’s face it, I don’t ever hang with the real Britney Spears and I prefer a more refined version of her, you know leave her thick single mom, cellulite ridden, legs and average at best looks, that her bank account, celebrity make a little more tolerable to K-Fed, at Walmart, and give me the Hit Me Baby One More Time bitch we all grew to love as she fell apart at the seams.

I mean the only shape Britney is actually in is mom of 2, in the deep south who shops at Walmart and loves chips….

But I’ll let Shape magazine keep the dream alive, lie to me media, it feels so good.

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2013

08

May

Adriana Cernanova is a Babe on the Beach for Elle Czech of the Day

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Adriana Cernanova is some Wonderbra model, a company I assume still exists, despite being eaten up and spat out by Victoria’s Secret, you know beat at their own bra game, cuz in the 80s, we were jerking off to Wonderbra pages of the Sears Catalog, an era before underwear catalogs of their own existed, a simpler time…..

Well, she’s taken her lingerie body, put it in a bikini, and is rockin’ some Elle Czech beach photoshoot, all hot bodied and shit.

You know, the kind of girl who doesn’t need a Wonderbra to get your attention and disappoint you when you undress her back at home…

Assuming, that ever happens to you, you know a girl tryng to get your attention via lying bras, willing to go home with you….but this is the internet, lets pretend.

Not to mention, the only thing that I think is real is this babe….

Adriana Cernanova, I am going to write love songs about you and until then, I’m just going to rape myself staring at your pics, I got nothing else to do.

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