2013
03
Jun
I don’t know what this campaign is for because I don’t fucking care, it doesn’t fucking matter, it is not like I am going to buy their stupid products for me or my wife, if they are paying a bitch 25,000 dollars a day or more to be on set for some garbage ad, I figure they are probably some overpriced shit you can probably buy a variation of at the local Dollar Tree, for a dollar. I am just into it for the tits!! The mom tits spilling all over the place. They are good.
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2013
03
Jun
Kristin Cavallari may be a nobody, but a few years ago, she was best known for being on a hit MTV show called Laguna Beach that gave her an ego, and made her think that since she staged reality so well, she could be an actress, and turned down the spinoff, which was an even bigger hit that her show, called the HILLS, but in her mind, it was ok, she was a star and was going to get movie work, without realizing that no one respects reality stars, only to crawl back to the spinoff the last season, hell she needed to make money to pay her rent and lavish lifestyle from when she was a TV Star, only to get cancelled…..pregnant and now posing on the beach in a bikini in staged post pregnancy pics I assume are for US Weekly, because they are the only ones who would care about this….
Now that you know the history of Kristin Cavallari, you can stare at her mom ass, that is actually not offensive at all, in fact, as much as I hate admitting it, because she’s such a vapid twat, I kinda like it, but in my defence, I like all asses in bikinis, even the scary ones.
Posted in:Kristin Cavallari
2013
03
Jun
Olga Rodionova has some Russian tits! Old Russian Tits. She’s pushing 40. She’s a model who has seen better days and has done all kinds of shit, from Playboy to Vogue. She’s an actor who has been in such hits as “Trasure Raiders” and “Elevator”…and she owns a PR company.
She has since been knocked up by some Russian Billionaire, obviously, that’s what the hot ones do in Russia when they aren’t abducted by, eaten up by, seduced by the human trafficking sex trade by threats of their family being killed off.
Most importantly, she still models her titties because by the looks of them, they aren’t nearly as old as her….
What it comes down to is what can’t this girl do…typical product of communism…winning GOLDS in all she does.
Posted in:NSFW|Olga Rodionova
2013
03
Jun
These pics of Behati Prinsloo modelling for Free People, may be boring as fuck, but I like Victoria’s Secret models when they are modelling anything but Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret shit is so predictable, so repetitive, so photoshopped vagina lip and nipple, not that Free People is anything better, but just a different vibe to really show us how diverse a model this Behati is, while doing the exact same thing she does for every one of her clients, only this time in less lingerie…when really she should be following her NIPPLES IN THIS SHOOT’S LEAD cuz nipples are better than no nipples, right Angelina Jolie?
But the problem with Behati, has nothing to do with her not showing off her nipples, but everything to do with her having had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, even if they are broken up, it means she was starstruck by him, groupied on him, and let him cum inside her with all his money and gelled hair, and a girl into that, is one who should be taken out back and shot for being just like every other girl, impressed by pop shit. The worst.
Here’s the video…anyway…
Posted in:Behati Prinsloo
2013
03
Jun
I don’t know who AnnaLynne McCord…and the good news is, either does the rest of the world, because no one watches some shitty 90210 remake and no one cares about some twat who graduated high school, thought she was good enough to get famous, who ended up getting on TV, and milked being on TV, harder than any real celebrity, who usually wants nothing to do with the paparazzi, you see this bitch was inviting them over for drinks, anything to get on the blogs…but for some reason, she hasn’t released a sex tape, and that reason is probably because she hasn’t been fired from 90210 yet, even though the show itself should be fired from production, because it sounds like the worst pile of shit imaginable….
I guess the good news for her is that I’ll still stare at her ass crack. I got nothing else going on.
Posted in:Annalynne McCord
2013
03
Jun
So reinvented Miley Cyrus who is now Hip Hop Miley the new Miley Cyrus, is still a commercial pile of shit I want to have sex with cuz she has a night tight body.
She’s hired some major Hip Hop Producer to do all her songs and now she sounds a little less country, a lot more Rihanna, still all candy coated shitty pop music I can’t jerk off to.
But the good news is that she’s got a tight little body, we’re gonna be seeing a lot more of her. Hopefully in slutty fucking videos. You know just trying to keep up.
She’s a LA kid without a clue as to what’s awesome or amazing…but she’s doing it in a crop top without a bra.
I am still a fan, as long as she’s on mute.
Here’s her new song…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
03
Jun
I went to two days of Exxotica , a 3 dayporn convention where pornstars and cam girls meet the fans and charge them money for autographs and conversation. Some of the girls hook on the side to supplement their income since porn isn’t as lucrative as it used to be.
There was way more to my trip than my Farrah Coverage …
I learned….
1- Cam girls are the future of porn stars, they make more money, have more loyal fans, are less broken and trashy and do it all from the comfort of their home. They fuck if they want and they stay clothed if they want. It is a pretty good deal and I am now trying to recruit as many girls as I can for MYFREECAMS
2- Cam girls are like the annoying person at dinner addicted to their cell phone or internet connection, obsessed with their fans, always looking at a screen, but far less annoying, because they like being watched when they masturbate, and they are nicer to talk to than porn chicks who have egos, cuz cam girls are just everyday girls who figured out it’s better to get paid to masturbate than work at the mall.
3- Porn stars can be pretty rugged, beat up, and bratty cunts who think they are important cuz they fuck on camera for 1000 dollars a scene. They can be annoying to listen to talk because they are stupid as shit, but for the most part, even the horrible ones you know are insane, are great entertainment and that’s why we were there.
I got there pretty much when it started because I had nothing better to do and Exxxotica was the only reason we were in Fort Lauderdale so why the fuck not. In the first 5 minutes there was a stripper behind chains, a fat ass, a Hugh Hefner lookalike every idiot in the place though was Hugh Hefner even though Hefner is dead…but not as dead as the girl who passed the fuck out.
Click More To See my Coverage – WIth Pics and VINES – It’s a huge post – Get Started.
Posted in:Exxotica 2013|stepEXCLUSIVE
2013
03
Jun
Joanna Krupa is pretty much an escort. No different than a pornstar. Only instead of landing a sex tape, she decided to get cast on a reality show middle America is obsessed with, Dancing with the Stars, even though I am sure no one watching the show ever heard of her, forcing them to google her and give her all the attention she wanted…thanks mainstream media. Leading to other middle america targeted shows like Real Housewives, a trailer park hit, because their 20,000 dollar a year lifestyle is impressed by the Real Housewives luxury.
The whole thing is miserable, because with a body like this, she should be doing porn, not staging topless photoshoots with the paparazzi for attention, tits we’ve all seen before, because her whole career before DWTS, was being a TITTY model.
I’ll still look at and appreciate any polish american who isn’t working a deli making sausage with a face mask on so her facial hair doesn’t fall into the meat.
Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW
2013
03
Jun
I am still trapped in Florida. I came down here for the Exxxotica convention to hang with Teen Mom and all my lovely girlfriends who get fucked or just masturbate in video, as well as the weirdo Florida creepers who are insane fans of these girls….
Right now, I am knee deep in tanned, blonde, fit looking 50 year old women with fake tits looking for cock….all leathery, dry, and capable of using KY as good as homosexual at a bathhouse…and I’m loving every second of watching them try to get laid.
All while the actual babes are still in their hotel rooms, recovering from the show, without me there brushing their hair, and giving them a back massage with my semen.
Here are some stepLINKS….
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Ireland Baldwin Crotch Shot for the Win
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Kate Moss in a Leopard Bikini
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Japan’s YoYo Champion Showing the Fuck Off
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Today in Celebrity Birthdays – Who Gives a Fuck
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Legs for Fucking Days….
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Weekly Round-Up of WTF
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Scott Disick’s Greatest Moments in GIFs are ridiculous
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Cody The Screaming Dog
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Animals Behaving Like Humans
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Bikini of the Day – Sharni Vinson
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Pet Crow Taking a Bath….
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World’s Most Contagious Prank
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Hugh Jackman’s Answer To Homosexual Singing – Getting Monster Arms
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
02
Jun
Those of you who know the site, know that I LOVE PORNSTAR TEEN MOM FARRAH ABRAHAM, who I traveled to Florida to have a chance to stand 10 feet away from and judge in person, because let’s face it, I don’t want to meet her, and apparently either do many people.
The pornstars hate her, but they don’t matter, they are pornstars and she outsells their gutter hooker pussies any day, even if she’s technically one of them, she’s above them and allowed to be a snob about it even if the fans weren’t really there to see her, even though she was the biggest star in the room, maybe because teen mom fans are in the midwest getting pregnant and not in Florida at porn conventions.
She was the only one with a roped off line, which happened to also be the only one who didn’t have a line…
Here’s a quick recap of my date with Farrah Abraham – from a distance…because that’s all I wanted.
Day 1 –
First She Ran Away from me…as most girls do…
Then things calmed down, way down, we heard crickets, as no one lined up to see her, I guess they either didn’t care or were intimidated by her amazing performance in her SEX TAPE
But it gave her time to check her texts…and tweets…to remind herself that people do care…as people do in all lonely and awkward situations…
Then people noticed her and that she was that chick from TV who made a hugely successful porn, and now she made her first 20 Dollars signing…it was exciting for her!
Then she got her ego back and said No…this is her in the process of saying no…to 2 young girls who were actually excited to see her and not pervert dudes who just like collecting autographs of bitches who fuck on camera like they are action figures or Magic the Gathering cards.
After watching the porn, I didn’t think NO was in her vocabulary. You learn something new everyday at the EXXXOTICA convention…
Day 2 – Same Dress….I guess it’s her porno dress.
Things started to pick up for her, the paparazzi were called, they were in full force, and she was glowing with excitement…finally…the flashes she craved!! She was able to make a little money, selling autographs and DVDs directly to the perverts…
It’s nice to see things work out for her…
Look how happy she was…this is fantastic career moves for the 21 year old. Only good things can happen from her and whatever she applies herself to, she’s going to be a huge star.
Success!!!
I am still a fan of her squirt, even if she wasn’t very friendly, got mad when people took pics of her, and acting like an overall spoiled brat, when working a porn convention floor, something that in and of itself…can’t make you a brat.
She’s going places…and I am watching from 10 feet away…because I am a creep and despite all the hate she gets, I love the hated, it kinda makes me want to make her a “In her 20s Mom”….but squirting and anal does that to me…cuz you can’t get pregnant from anal. #FACT.
Posted in:Exxxotica|Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape|stepEXCLUSIVE|Teen Mom
