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2013

14

May

Tribute to Angelina Jolie’s Tits of the Day

By now you probably know that Angelina Jolie had a double Mastectomy to avoid getting breast cancer, because apparently breast cancer is what her mom died of, because breast cancer is a fucking asshole taking down women everywhere via their amazing tits….

As a woman and breast lover, it is something I consider terrorism and instead of spending billions blowing up arabs over oil, we should figure real problems, like breast cancer out. You know stop feeding women shit that causes cancer….

Now Angelina, although not a big deal the last few years, build a career on showing her amazing breasts, breasts I am sure we’ve all masturbated to at least once, and some of us may not understand her preemptive move to avoid getting breast cancer before she had breast cancer, but it makes sense to me….no one wants to die of shit they saw their mom die of.

What also makes sense is celebrating the nipples that were, because let’s face it, she’s in her 40s, the glory days are behind her, and the nipples that were would still be the nipples that were had she not had the mastectomy or not, but either way, it feels like a death in the family, because here tits were something I counted on….

Fuck you breast cancer for taking so much away from us that we love….from our moms, friends, to tits everywhere. You fucking cunt of a disease.

Thank you Anglina Jolie for giving us more years to watch you age….you’re very considerate…even if there was a major sacrifice made in the process


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2013

14

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The girl from social media who I almost convinced to let me have sex with her for 100 dollars totally backed out last night, leaving me alone, scared and forced to fend for myself like I do every night.

My goal of turning an everyday girl into a hooker was a fail…but there’s always tonight…

Here are some morning links….while I deal with this hangover…

Candice Swanepoel Does Bikinis
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Woman Kicked off Plane for Singing “I Will Always Love You”…VIDEO
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Solange Knowles – Mini Beyonce – Does Complex!
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Goalie Scores on Himself
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Hot Chicks Laying in Bed
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The 10 Most Popular Cannes Films
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
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How to Drive Like a Boss
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The Worst Tits in Porn
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Some Hangover 3 Interviews if you Care
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Watch the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I know the world has turned their back on TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE …it is last week’s news…onto the new….but I have already watched it twice today. It’s taking over my life…which is probably better than when Tranny porn did….because at least this one, although fake as shit, with an equally hard face, is more human….

Tonight, I am planning on turning a girl into an escort, by convincing her to have sex with me for money. It’s a hobby. I’ll tweet it.

Here are some stepLINKS…..

This Drunk BBC Reporter is Amazing
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Kendall Jenner in Her Bikini
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70 Pics of Girls with Huge Tits
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Carey Mulligan Creeps Me Out
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
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The 25 Hottest Mom Jeans
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Jennifer Anistion’s Hard Nipples Distract from her Old Lady Neck…
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Red Hot Steel Mishap
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16 of the Most Annoying Internet Feminists Who Should Never Have Been Allowed out of the Kitchen
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Courtney Stodden Panty Flash
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I Would Still Fuck Kirsten Dunts’ Teeth
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LG Pranks Expecting Parents in Israel in a Funny Way
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Her Name is Ashley – She’s in Lingeire – and Slutty
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No Hands Bikini Car Wash is the Best Thing Ever
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This Babe Named Randi has an awesome Topless Jog
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Backyard Mechanic Fail
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I Want this to be My Next GF
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The Best Pic You Will See from Survivor of the Day
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Stuck on a Chairlift in 110 MPH Winds
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Candice Swanepoel in a One Piece
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James Franco’s New Girl Has Good Tit
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Amy Winehouse is Getting Her Own Statue that I Want to Have Sex With
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The First Time Hayden Panettiere Saw Wladimir Klitchko’s Penis…
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The New Robocop Looks Like This
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Helicopter Lands on a Railing
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Christina Aguilera See Through Pics from 2003
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Hunter Catches a Bird with his Bare Hand
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Her Name is Macy B and She’s Showing Her Vagina
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23 Actors with the People They Played in Movies
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Seriously RIdiculous Massive Tits
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Coolest Sports Pics of the Week
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Have You Ever Seen Ugly In A Bikini? Well, Now You Have…
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This Dad is Not Happy He Almost Gets Run Over
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Awesome Babe With Tan Lines in Fishnets
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Real Hereos Compilation
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I Like Kate Moss’ Ass
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Arrested Development Season 4 Trailer
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More Selena Gomez Bikini Pics
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Sydney Tunnel Has Very Cool Hologram Signs
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This Guy was Accused of Fucking his Peacock…
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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Hot amateur Puts on a Hot Show
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Masturbating With the Toilet BRush
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Girl In Sweats fingering her Ass
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Husband Shit’s In his Wife’s Mouth….in the Most Disturbing Video of the Day
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Ridiculous Implants Fuck
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Two College Girls in the Bathroom
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Two 18 Year Old Girls Showing Their Tits on Cam
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Naked Girls Raving
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Naked Girl Shows How Flexible she Is
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

May

Ridiculous Cameltoe Makes a Lecture Worth Watching of the Day

I have no idea who this girl is or what her speech is about, but I do know that it is really fucking boring….and the only thing that keeps me watching…is her monster camel toe….that shit will carry any speech to the fucking top…at least where I am from…..

I guess she was too busy researching her hippie diet shit, you know her raw food diet no one cares about, to wear underwear….

In fact, I watched the whole video and around 5 minutes into me and her cameltoe falling in love, she says that she made her outfit herself….and it is organic…

You’d think her hippie bush would have stopped this from happening, so I am glad it didn’t…

Her spoken word at the end is actually more humiliating than the cameltoe…

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

May

Argentina TV Tit Slip of the Day

Here’s some Argentina performer with ridiculous implants performing on TV in some ghetto mall music video quality shitty fucking song that I guess she realizes is a fail aroun the 3 mintue mark when her tit fully pops out of her shit….you know and she doesn’t realize it because she’s just so fucking into it…and because implants, when purchased in central AMerica sometimes lose their feel….

Her name is Laura Miller and she’s amazing even if she can’t sing….

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

May

Syrian Heart Eating of the Day

Here’s a video that is going viral of a Syrian rebel eating the heart of a soldier, because he was instructed to, or something equally insane, in efforts to make a point, that even when you aren’t a Zombie, you can show a motherfucker who is boss when at war….

Makes me wonder where the world is going…I mean is this human instinct? Is this the shit we are programmed to do? Should anyone really be doing this or acting like this under any circumstances? Is the fact that they think they are doing this for god cause for concern?

I mean to me this is just the beginning of the fucking end…and this shit…is nuts.

In the video, Abu Sakkar, a founder of the rebel Farouq Brigade, begins cutting apart the body of a dead Syrian soldier.

Then, according to Reuters, he addresses the camera, saying: “I swear to God we will eat your hearts and your livers, you soldiers of Bashar the dog.”

He eats the heart of the dead soldier, while the crowd behind the camera cheers “Allahu akbar” (“God is great”).

The video is branded with the logo of the Syrian Truth Facebook page.

I hear it’s good source of protein…

We’re all fucking doomed….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

13

May

Rihanna Posted a Titty Pic on Instagram of the Day

Someone emailed me saying that Rihanna posted this titty pic on instagram of some chick with a nipple ring….I didn’t see it, I don’t know if it is a legit story, I can’t read what her VIP pass reads, but I do know that it’s probably not a picture of Rihanna, even though it should be, cuz she’s a bit of an exhibitionist whore…who loves attention…the way I like em….

That’s why I don’t care if the story is real, if she posted smut to her instagram, I’m just gonna roll with it….

Posted in:NSFW|Rihanna

2013

13

May

Cintia Dicker Modeling Hope Lingerie of the Day

Brazilian redhead Cintia Dicker reminds me that I want to fuck a redhead, because I never have…I’ve always been creeped out by them and their pale skin, bright pink vaginas, and clashing orange pubic hair. In fact the one time I tried to fuck a redhead, I gagged, but I’m older now, and shit is like the forbidden fruit I want to taste….even if redheads are not real humans…

Posted in:Cintia Dicker

2013

13

May

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere wore a skimpy bikini in Miami….all poppin’ her booty out like this was a hip hop video…and it wasn’t as horrible as you’d expect, or as horrible as I’d expect, because Hayden Panettiere always creeped me out. I fear trolls.

She was built like a shit house, with shoulders you’d be scared to wrestle, but now they have a set of fake tits attached to them….balancing them out…

Bringing her from circus freak you’d expect to see filling up a small car with her other clown buddies….to girl filling up a skimpy bikini bottom….a better strategy for everyone involved. I endorse these pics.


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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

13

May

Michea Crawford Naked for Fashion of the Day

Michea Crawford used to live in Montreal. We have a lot of mutual friends. I don’t think I’ve ever met her, which is probably a good thing, because if I did, I’d probably want to pull a Cleveland on her and make her my child bride, all locked in my basement. She’s just that perfect. Seriously.

She’s got this amazing face, this amazing body, and is the kind of girl I would like to write my love about in my diary.

You know the kind of girl I spend my entire life mourning never knowing, but feeling like a better man, knowing that we may have been in the same room at least once in our lives….forever connected at the soul….despite her not knowing who I am…kinda thing.

All this to say, I am convinced she’s the next big thing in modeling, if she plays her cards right and hustles proper, there is no reason why she can’t be an SI Swimsuit girl or a Victoria’s Secret girl….I mean she’s as hot as those bitches…but I wouldn’t be too bummed if she kept up these nipple filled photoshoots for the rest of time…they are fun to stare at and fall in love with all over again.

Michea Crawford for president.

Posted in:Michea Crawford|NSFW