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2013

25

Jun

Tanning Mom Topless of the Day

Tanning Mom is just another pile of shit human who happened to get famous for being a low level, horrible parent, that I guess the tabloids got a hard on for, and exploited her enough to make her a known personality for a solid minute…a minute that she’s still trying to make last as long as fucking possible because here she is topless on the beach in staged pictures that should have never happened, but aren’t the first time they happened, cuz there comes a point in every pigs life where they pull whatever tricks they can to keep their celebrity alive…low fucking level..but be happy it isn’t a sex tape, even though I am not happy it is not a sex tape, because a sex tape starring this monster, would be fucking amazing to watch…

It is safe to say, based on these pics, that a sex tape is not too far from actually happening…it’s just the natural, progression of a bottom feeder, and I am very eager to see her loose fitting stomach jiggle while it fucks.

Fingers crossed.


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2013

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I feel like I’ve said all I need to say, like it’s time for me to bow out and move on into a life of silence, with even more insignificance than I have now, you know talking to people in stores or restaurants or bars if I have to, cuz really 10 years of this blogging shit is almost ridiculous, or it would be, if it wasn’t for all the pussy…

That said, 15 year old girls…what the fuck…these short shorts are in style, but girls who are over 15 don’t seem to be wearing them, making the mall, full of ass cheek, criminal ass cheek my friend has already inquired about legally changing his age for.

The anti-bullying shit has gone to far, if I see another fat chick on social media with FLAWLESS written under her name, I am going to be very angry. She is clearly flawed.

If you shave your duck, it will look bigger.

If instagram launched video to kill vine, they should consider a slow motion filter, so I can recruit girls to eat popsicles on the shit, for my masturbation purposes…cuz popsicles and bikinis are my porn.

Here are some stepLINKS, it’s summer time, it’s raining, I’m not wearing pants, fuck you.

Kim Kardashian is Addicted to Breast Feeding
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Staring At Girls Leg Gap
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Chris Brown Beat Up a New Girl…
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Sandra Bullock has Shitty Cleavage
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2 Year Old Falls from Window and Gets Caught
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Ashlin Hot as Fuck in Topless….
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Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pics
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15 Huge Pairs of Tits
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Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders do “22′ By Taylor Swift
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Tom Cruise and His New Beard…Awkwardly Cuddling
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Michelle Hunziker Pregnant Bikini Pics
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This Exotic Bitch has Huge Tits
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Running on Molten Lava – What?
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Today in Road Rage
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Miami Heat Duck Under Overpasses During Parade
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Does This Guy Look Like He’d Suck Cock?
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The 25 Best Actors in their 20s
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Rosie Jones in Lingerie
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Claudia Romani’s Ass in a Thong
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A Couple of Crackheads Taking Nut Shots on a Pool Table for No Real Reason….
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Restroom Atte
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Carrie Fisher See Through to Bra
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Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples
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Courtney Stodden Shopping with her DDs
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Will Smith is Not in Independence Day 2
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Candice Swanepoel Leggy
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Heather Graham in a Leather Dress
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All The Season 3 Game of Thrones Nudity in One Video
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Mathilda May Naked in Lifeforce
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Imagine Some Of These Bitches Sitting On You…
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Some Belly Presses – They are the New Bench Presses
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Busty Babes Playing With Oil
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Crazy Fucking Airplane Stunt…
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Victoria Justice in Leggings
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Lisa Rinna As Marilyn Monroe
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Some Pregnant Chick Named Frankie Sandford in a Bikini
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Huge High School Rugby Hit….
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Big Booty Tennis!
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10 Girlin Bikinis Falling Down
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Claudia Jordan’s Bikini Boobs
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Olivia Wilde Horrible in Booty Shorts
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Paralyzed Hedgehog Gets a Wheelchair
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Selena Gomez and Some Chick in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale in a Bra Top
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The Rock Eats 14 Egg Whites and 3 Pounds of Meat for Hercules
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Weather Girl Scared of Spider
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Miley Cyrus Legs for Days
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Jim Carey Won’t Promote Kickass 2
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Hot Girls Fishing…
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Apparently Short And Ugly Is The New Hollywood Trend
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!

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Nerdy Girl Fucks Both Holes and Squirts…YAY
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Donkey Punch Fail….
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66 MInute Lesson in Teen Pregnancy
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Hot Enough Webcam Strip
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Big Girl, Big Ass, Big Tits
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Some Headless Masturbating
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINK

2013

24

Jun

Bikini Model Officially Ruined While in a Bikini of the DAy

I am not anit-Adam Levine. I find his songs annoying, his personality annoying, and he’s kinda like a midget Jewish clown you’d expect to be dancing around at some Bar Mitzvah, who all the grandmothers like, rather than a superstar making hundreds of millions on TV and in music…but I can’t control popularity, or marketing, or what works…I mean so much shit that’s out there is shit…and he’s just another one of the puppets cashing in on it…hard to hate a hustler…

I am just anti girls who fuck Adam Levine, like little groupie bitches, who use him as some sort of right of passage, like that they have finally made it as models, now that this pop star sticks his dick in them…

I mean it is hard to hate him for fucking models, I would be doing the same thing as him if I was him, because models are fucking hot and probably fun to fuck…

But these models, they are just opportunist, and whether it is ANNE V, Behati Prinsloo, or now Nina Agdal, they all might as well be hookers, and he’s their john, paying them in being able to be associated with him…

I just hate seeing whores, even when I know they are all whores, it’s kinda nice when a hot bitch isn’t wallet fucking, especially when she’s got her own fucking wallet..

It’s a weird world we live in, but at least Adam Levine is taking full advantage of the top quality pussy he can, it’s a perk of the job, along with every other amazing thing that comes with being famous…like being in Mexico on Vacation when your life is a fucking vacation.


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2013

24

Jun

Xenia Deli in Maddam Underwear of the Day

Xenia Deli makes the best sandwich…all she has to do is pull down her panties and squeeze and shit looks like a nice no carb, loose pile of meat I can suck on all day until it melts in my mouth, or we both get a rash from the friction…

Not that I know what her pussy looks like, I just don’t know where else to go with a hot bitch named Deli, I just try to make sure it is somewhere that is not near her eyebrows, cuz those things, are a little too intense for me, like they have a life of their fucking own….while the rest of her is just amazing enough to ignore the weirdness and more importantly be angry she’s making it as a model, because models all end up with Adam Levine and not in your car sucking your dick for 50 bucks…like they should.

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

24

Jun

Jada Pinkett’s In a White Bikini of the Day

I was going to do a Guess the Vagina in a Wet White Bikini post, but figured I’d just let you know who the pussy belongs to, because you’d never guess, Jada Pinkett Smith…

I figure this post is better suited to be a “Vagina Will Smith Doesn’t Fuck”…and ride that whole Scientologists are homosexuals, and the vagina they marry are just vessels for their children, often times, like in Katie Holme’s case, we aren’t even sure if the wives are human, or robot, or alien…we just know they stand by their very very rich men, and when they need to get fucked, they do it discreetly, by other men, who their husbands allow them to have sex with, because lets face it, she’s a black chick who got herself on TV rather than the strip club, and that to me means dick sucking and fucking, is kinda her education, you know what allowed her to get to Fresh Prince to begin with…

The good news is that despite being old, she’s ripped, I’d fuck her, but then again I’d fuck any black girl, they are so athletic and know how to move.

The fascinating thing in all this is how little her vagina sags, despite her age, babies and experience. Jada Pinkett, What’s your secret?!


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2013

24

Jun

Kenny Chesney’s Awesome Crowd of the Day

Nothing says country music or cowboy like a bunch of rednecks in a good old fashion bar brawl, even if this bar happens to be an outdoor concert, put on by Kenny Chesney, who unlike real country music, you know the good Outlaw shit from the 40s-70s, is just shitty country, that so much middle American trash listens to, because they are uneducated hicks who don’t know better and if you watch this videos you’ll see case in point….

10 large fights broke out and 150 people were treated for various medical needs. Another 45 people were taken to medical facilities as well.

I mean maybe they are just angry about his 4 month marriage to Renee Zellweger, you know 4 months too long for a small eyed freak…

I guess what it comes down to is that it was unfortunate there wasn’t a gun fight, cuz this topless wrestling is a little too Brokeback Mountain cowboy…and not enough real cowboy…probably a lot like Kenny Chesney, at least based on his taste in women.

All this to say, Country Music is a bad influence on our youth, I think we should look into getting it banned from all public places and/or The Voice. It’s like the new Marilyn Manson and these kids are Paris Jackson or some shit.

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Jun

Alyssa Milano in Maxim Old Ladies You’d Still Fuck Issue Of the Day

Seeing Alyssa Milano all posing sexy in Maxim is weird to be…not because I saw her hairy arms, she’s had lasered on TV grow up before my very eyes, from 14 to 100 fucking years old, and seeing her try to be sexy makes me uncomfortable, but because she’s 100 fucking years old, and posing sexy, and that in itself should make everyone feel uncomfortable.

I don’t care if she’s hot for 100, or not, she’s still a menopausal dried up twat who has no business being half naked…

I don’t care how much she works out or how much estrogen she pumps herself with to stay youthful and womanly during “THE CHANGE”..

I don’t care how many obsessed fans are still into her cuz they are freaks and don’t know how to move on in their lives to experience new things, because the old and familiar are comfortable.

This should have never happened…

But I guess seeing as Maxim is going a dying magazine, it’s only natural to feature actresses whose sex appeal is dying if not already dead…

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Posted in:Alyssa Milano

2013

24

Jun

Pool Party Fail of the Day

So apparently Jagermeister decided to pull some publicity stunt in the form of a Pool party in mexico, where they dumped liquid nitrogen in the pool, to create this weird smoke affect, that happened to be toxic, after the liquid nitrogen and the chlorine came in contact…sending 9 people to the hospital, one of them still in coma…in what is probably not the worst way to die, you know surrounded by half naked pussy, free booze and dance music, I mean shit’s better than cancer…

Either way, this is the pool party fail of the day. Fucking Mexicans.

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Jun

Kelly Cunningham is Still Nude and Bushy in Purple of the Day

[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE

She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…

Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.

A long time ago, I POSTED PICS OF KELLY CUNNINGHAM NUDE FOR PURPLE ….

She has an IMDB page and that makes her matter…but more importantly, she has a bush, and that makes her actually matter, at least to me, because as cute as a bald pussy can be, there’s something about rubbing your hair, teeth, penis through a girl’s pubic hair that is way more erotic, especially when it comes to cumming, cuz cumming on the carpet, just looks better and is less slippery than cumin on the marble floor, not to mention the carpet has less ingrown hair scabs that look like herpes.

Not that it matters, the bush fight, is one I am going to lose, because the media is too powerful and girls everywhere think it is gross, cuz thinking it is gross sells fucking product…product I should protest if I wasn’t so lazy.

[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE

She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…

Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.

Posted in:Kelly Cunningham|NSFW

2013

24

Jun

Tara Reid Bikini Crowd Surf of the Day

Tara Reid was at my friend Steve Aoki’s event at Wet Republic in Vegas this past weekend, and not only did he get a nice long hug from her, but he got her into one of his props, an inflatable dingy to ride the sea of people, like they were a sea of water…in some new generation crowd surfing, done by the old generation, because at 37, despite being tight bodied and big fake titty busty, she’s like the grandmother of Spring Break pool parties…a veteran since that’s all she’s been doing the last 2 decades, longer than most of the people at the party have been alive….I guess the kids still respond to her in ways they don’t respond to my old ass at pool parties, where I’m just there to creep on people, because I am not a celebrity…

I prefer Tara Reid holding onto her youth with more vagina lips…but I’ll take this adventurous old lady who may not be 40, but might as well be 40…and I’d still have sex with her as often as possible if I could. There’s just something about drunken messes I love that comes from how preserved they are from all the fumes they are riding off of…


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