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2013

05

Jun

Farrah Abraham is in Staged Bikini in Miami of the Day

I don’t understand this video, but I know I love it. It is just a perfect blend of creepy, insane, and weird, and not just because in features everyone, or at least my, favorite Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, in a bikini, showing off a body that I have defended as being awesome to a lot of haters out there…a body that I have fallen in love with thanks to her squirt filled sex tape. A Squirt filled sex scene I watch over and over again …

I guess it is typical that after milking her new porn fame at the EXXXOTICA CONVENTION I TRAVELED TO FLORIDA TO SEE HER AT but was unfortunately rejected when I asked her to hold my hand.

Something that I forgive her for, my hands were sticky and I wasn’t into paying her 50 dollars to talk to me, I believe paying a chick 50 dollars only counts when it involves me cumin…

But I still have her squirting Sex Tape to get me through the sadness.

And now, I also have these STAGED BIKINI PICS …to carry my Farrah fetish to the next level….

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2013

05

Jun

Mayson is The Nude Model of the Day

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Mayson, if that’s her real name, is someone I can’t find much information on.

She’s obviously a young model, into the fashion game, despite this picture being semi-pornographic, that she shot for PURPLE MAGAZINE to get a little exposure.

She’s not all that hot, maybe a little too natural and greasy looking in her tits and face, with those eyebrows, and not natural enough in her pussy hair, bush is something I generally appreciate when it comes to fashion nudity.

But I guess with bush, I wouldn’t be able to stare at her coinslot vagina, she’s got an INNY and now we all know it, and can imagine it in our mouths, I am sure it tastes like opportunist trying to get ahead, which happens to be my favourite pussy flavor.

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2013

05

Jun

Rihanna Still Turns Me On of the Day

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This just in, Rihanna, still turns me on, at least on Social Media, even if she’s not very interesting at anything she does, and is more of a animatronic sex robot used to brain wash the youth into thinking it is ok to get beat by your man, flash your tits, and be sex obsessed in all that you do, because being sex obsessed landed her a gig as a hooker at 14, that blossomed into this ridiculous career.

I think I am just into her now that she’s not as fat as she used to be.

Either way, here’s what she’s sharing on Social Media.

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2013

05

Jun

Amy Adams Nipple For July’s Elle UK of the Day

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I think Amy Adams has come down with a case of some titties for Fashion. It happens to most people who have been in a magazine at least once in their life, because for some amazing reason, fashion likes nipples, I guess the pervert behind the industry figured playing the “nudity for art” angle, got the same results as “I’ll pay you to show me your tits”, but better turn out to the auditions. I mean these girls, for the most part aren’t even getting paid to get naked in these magazines, they just do it because they think they are part of a bigger thing, a higher concept, and don’t realize, they are just suckers buying into nonsense, via their naked tits….

I am not complaining. I think it’s great to get girls who generally aren’t hookers, to hook.

Not that Amy Adams is really on my top 1000 girls who I want to see in lace, or more importantly, who’s nipples I want to see through lace, but in everything I do, I take what I can get.

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2013

05

Jun

Amanda Seyfried’s Ass Shot of the Day

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Consistently boring, Amanda Seyfried, wore leggings to remind us that she exists, after locking herself up dealing with the industry saying she is not as good of an actress as Anne Hathaway, who managed to land an Oscar for being in a movie for less time than Amanda Seyfried, with less lines than Amanda Seyfried, only to outshine Amanda Seyfried, something I am sure depresses her, but probably happens all the time, because every picture I see of her, she lacks serious personality, and in these pics, ass.

Not that her lack of an ass is a real deal breaker when it comes to staring at pics of her, cuz she’s got tits to compensate, and a willingness to show them off in movies, making her win my meaningless award that she can come pick up next time she’s in Canada….but the skill testing question to claim her prize involves sitting on my face.

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2013

05

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Long Legs with Mick Jagger of the Day

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I don’t know what is going on here, not that Taylor Swift is doing a duet with the Rolling Stone, but that Taylor Swift is turning me on. Maybe it is Mick Jagger’s flamboyancy, or maybe his hard wrinkled face just reminds me of a pussy eager to get fucked…or maybe, just maybe, Taylor Swift’s well traveled twat is well traveled for good reason…and that reason isn’t her money, or her silly tween anthems, but her legs….for days.

Here’s the video…The Rolling Stones are good…even with Taylor Swift in a tight outfit sabotaging their classic songs…who while in a tight outfit is allowed to sabotage whatever she likes, unfortunately, not sabotaging my penis.

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2013

05

Jun

Shay Mitchell in Elle Canada of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some twat on some TV show that I’ve never seen called Pretty Little Liars, that I am sure fucking sucks, but since it is on TV, has a huge fan base of idiots, or tweens who just like what is fed to them, even though it actually sucks.

She’s Canadian / Filipino, but unlike most Canadian/ Filipino’s I know, she don’t clean the house for 300 dollars a week for rich people. She doesn’t have kids boss her around and call her a bitch and say things like “You’re not my mother, you work for me, now clean this mess up, bitch”…because this Shay Mitchell is the brat in the situation, thanks to landing TV stardom….

All this to say, I’d do her.

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2013

05

Jun

Woman “Assaults” ABC6 Crew of the Day

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I don’t think this is a real “Assault” video, but it is pretty funny. The story is that a girl got shot in the back, the news reporters go interview the mother, the mother loses her shit, starts throwing rocks, and unleashes her dogs on the reporter…..

Now you may be wondering why I am posting this video, watch the reporter being chased by dogs. It’s classic. The new Gangnam Style.

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2013

05

Jun

Fishing Video of the Day

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Here’s a crazy video of a man doing a little deep sea fishing, reeling in his catch, only for two asshole sharks to rip it apart, making for a pretty crazy video, but a pretty shitty dinner when you come home empty handed. I guess this is what dude deserves for fucking with nature.

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2013

05

Jun

Lucy Mecklenburgh See Thru on the Beach of the Day

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Lucy Mecklenburgh is some UK chick on some show that gets a lot of attention called The Only Way is Essex, which seems to be about a gang of trashy sluts who want to be Glamour Models, but I could be wrong, because let’s face it, I don’t care enough to find out, what I do care enough about is to stare at her tight body on the beach in a mesh top showing nipples, because let’s face it, I wasn’t breast fed as a child and love all tits, even if they are from the UK, the land of fat, grey skinned girls who make these average looking pussies famous for being hot, even when not hot. Like fucking the least fat girl out of a group of fat girls…if you know what I mean.

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