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2022

29

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty Drops are the most wonderful gamification of titty flashing around, because sometimes you just need a good old fashioned game to get a titty flash chain going from the female hive mind, you know something to hype them up….like when they go to Mardi Gras, they know they’re going to end up busting their tits out, even if they aren’t the tit flashing type, so this is the same thing, but internet version….when they see other chicks pulling their tits out, getting attention, knowing they can do it better or have hotter tits, or as hot tits, then DREAMS come fucking true….

SO here’s some titty drops getting dropped like babies at a crackhouse.

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2022

29

Dec

Paris Hilton Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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Old as shit demon who I like to think is responsible and probably even monetizes by getting a cut off the bigger fucking demons that are the Kardashians, basic fucking terrorists who took Paris’ lead in sex tapes people actually wanted to see, because Paris was hot and not some hairy troll pulled out of a sewer and gifted to OJs lawyer like the other one….

Famous for being famous…realizing that photoshop exists as do Paris Hilton face filters for the Paris Hilton fans which when used on the real Paris, don’t make her look as old, tired or manly.

Rocking some Christmas Themed lingerie, because she presents herself as either a fan of Jesus’ birth, which doesn’t really line-up to being one of the Elite satanists, but I guess they can’t be too obvious about that shit, and really, the gifting and monetizing of Christmas probably makes this money grubber’s menopausal pussy wet….

I am not a Paris Hilton hater, I think she’s an important figure in pop culture, but I do hate the Kardashians and I don’t think they’d have existed without her, so she’s kinda like patient zero, if you had that time machine, she’d have to be the target to rid us of the Kardashians, but it is possible that Paris was just riding society’s vapidness and the whole influencer trash thing would have happened regardless of her paving the way….right place right time even though she was already rich to begin with……

Point of the story, I appreciate the big footed socialite stripping down 15 years later like old times because it make me feel like there is still hope for us….and that we’re not aged out yet…

Lingerie on Christmas is an ideal tradition at any age, so next year get your granny those crotchless panties she needs to house her old meaty scabbed pussy because standard panties have too many contact points….you know like Paris probably is….

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2022

29

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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\It’s safe to say that if you’re not at an all-inclusive resort in Mexico or the Dominican this Holiday season, you’re a failure, because it’s really not all that expensive to hunt down some tanlines of your own.

I am not at an all-inclusive resort this holiday season, but I did know some pervert who would spend 2 months every winter in the most gutter Cuban resort you could imagine, fucking Cuban hookers that were pretty run through, making them his girlfriends for the month he was there, because alternating pussy was too much effort when he could just stick with a fat, old, reliable one.

Living the good life….catching AIDS the right way, in a tropical setting, the way the monkeys intended when they created it in a lab to kill the gays and sell meds.

So my tanlines come from girls with tanlines posting on the internet, whether they are authentic or out of jar, cancer causing or marketed as cancer causing because they want to terraform the earth to adapt to their lizard DNA and they need to dim the sun to do it….don’t matter to me, so long as it highlights the good parts…

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2022

29

Dec

Yachting in the LA River and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Older than her Dad and He has a Boat

Caught Shoplifting, Told She Forgot her Headphones by Store Owner who Caught her.

Scissor Attack at the Hospital

Shoppers Getting Deals

Slipping on Ice Dance

Tesla Won’t Charge in the Cold

No Men in the Ladies Room

Some Anti-Asian Road Rage

Medication Haul by a Future Mass Shooter

Shopping Brawl

Dude Fights off 5 Home Invaders in his Panties

Real Life Boot Licker

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2022

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Christmas is over and now the official depression sets in because all the holiday cheer has dried up like most women I try to have sex with because that’s how attractive of a person I am…..even the nympho hookers by choice because they want to scratch that itch don’t fuck around with me….in fact the only lubricated vagina I ever met was my wife’s after eating too much Chinese food, but that was just her sweating out the grease, fat lady shit…during a diabetic hallucination

We have the New Year to look forward to, where we can lie to ourselves yet again about how we will improve, how it will be better, how we’ll get rich, or fit, or pussy like an F1 Racer that isn’t dried up because money overrides repulsiveness when it comes to pussy wetness…just ask the ladies who fucked Weinstein…willingly, because for every rape accusation there’s at least 10 willing participants….into the power, the access, the money…

New Year, same disappointing you, until next year when we get to go through the whole thing again….from Christmas Cheer, to Hopeful New Year, to remembering your family hates you and you suck at life so you can stop trying to kid yourself with wishful thinking of a better tomorrow and go back to waiting to die of mandated vaccine injury, new pandemics, starvation during the economic collapse/nuclear fallout or other depopulation event!!

Luckily, through it all, we’ll have the daft, vapid, self involved, influencers and internet sluts with the tits out taking selfies to distract us with and to carry us through the dark pre-Christmas 2023 times until Christmas 2023 appears and gives us hope, joy, goodwill towards man again…….which is good enough for me, since SLUTS are awesome!

Rejoice. There is hope after all. Everyday an adventure we should celebrate like it was Christmas everyday!

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Charli XCX Takes a Vacation in a Thong Bikini
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Margot Robbie’s Panty Flash in Babylon
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Trans Girl’s First Period
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The 11 Most Devastating Insults of All Time According To This Person
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Liz Hurley’s Topless Pic from 1990
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Rachel Pizzolato’s Holiday Themed Photoshoot
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Devin Booker Strains Groin After Kendall Jenner Split
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Izabel Goulart Does Santa Yoga on the Beach in a Bikini with her Man
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Doja Cat in her Santa Outfit
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Everything Streaming in January
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Real Life Bootlicker
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Man’s Trusting Chameleon
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Meal Worms Eat an Apple
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Denver Broncos’ Fired Coach Gets Paid Big
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Sammi Sheen – Denise Richards’ and Charlie’s Daughter – Does a Bikini Santa Shoot in the Moon Boots
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Hot Fashion Blogger in her Bikini in the Snow
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Wizard of Oz Hourglass Sells Big
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The Waffle House Brawl
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Luke Kornet’s Basketball Defence Gets Laughed At – But He Gets the Last Laugh
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The Reason Why Avatar Looks So Realistic
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Criminal Complains About his Hair in his Mugshot
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Celebs Celebrating the Holidays
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EMAS the Air Pilot’s Best Friend
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What Happens to Recycled Lightbulbs
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Stupid Drivers
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Telsa X’s Perfect Crash Rating
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Creating a Small Jet Engine
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Houses Turned Into Ice Sculptures
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Instant Regrets
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Installing a Web Browser for Linux
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Hot Lingerie Model Valeria in Lingerie
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In Depth Look Into Deadliest Single-Aircraft Accident
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Inner Workings of a VCR
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More Rachel Pizzolato Photoshoot
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Kendall Jenner is Out to Lunch
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Tinashe Shows Some Leg
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Mariah Carey Before Being Sent Back to Hell Until Next Christmas
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Izabel Goulart Ripped in a Bikini on the beach
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Madison Beer Pre-Christmas Cleavage
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Dress
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More Mariah Carey Before Being Sent Back to the Depths of Hell Before Christmas
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Kiernan Shipka on the Streets
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Ashley Tisdale in Jeans
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Cindy Mello in a Hot Photoshoot
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Milly Alcock Showing Legs
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Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough Promote Their Wine
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Tallia Storm Hot Body in Barbados in Bikini
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Just Another Clear Dildo Ride
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Crazy Autobiography
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17 People Having a Shit Day
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Pulls Them Titties Out
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Creamy Dildo Girl
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Hot Amateur Alice with the Big tits and Pale Nips
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Christmas Dance with Shay Laren
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End of Innocence
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Titty Fucker
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Box Fucker
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Worst Xmas Card
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Baby Got Back
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Two Girls Nice Tits
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Santa Cape for the Big Dildo Ride
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Big Spread of the MILF
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Christmas Amateurs 1
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Speed Runner Sets a New Reecord
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Hot Rack Girl
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Aggressive Dildo Rider
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Fuck a Snowman
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Hot Wet Titties
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Santa Themed Dildo Ride
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Giant Sloppy Titty Drop
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Best Buds Playing with Giant Tits
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2022

28

Dec

Rita Ora Titty Sag of the Day

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I guess Christmas is a few days over so we can cut the Christmas crap even though I love it and get straight back to posting non-Christmas themed outfits, content or smut….

So we can focus on things like looking down black dresses Rita Ora, one of the top Albanian popstars since Dua Lipa and Bebe Rexha, that don’t have any of that Christmas Christmas cheer, but thanks to Rita Ora’s understanding of the importance of her titty, has some down blouse self produced and posted glances of tit.

Rita Ora, a relatively new bride to some filmmaker from New Zealand who does pretty well, has the security to now take some risks in her hustle and maybe, 2023 will be the year the old broad gets her first hits and becomes the popstar she wanted to be when she first rode Rob Kardashian’s cock to America….all those years ago.

She’s been working out, but has kept some tit, so she’s in top form for 2023 to bring more than just going to every paparazzi event with her tits out….it’s her time to fucking shine….if awkward dancing is shining….I came for the down blouse and accidentally stayed for the embarrassing tiktok dance….a reminder she should just stick to the down blouse and accidentally stayed the tiktok dance thinking there would be more down blouses……Save for the people who aren’t as famous or connected as Ora because they haven’t spent the last decade going to every event the paparazzi were at with their tits out…..

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2022

28

Dec

Ashley Benson Lesbian Christmas PJs of the Day

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I don’t know if you’re allowed to call a lesbian actress who went back to cock’s leabianism a phase, that seems like something that would piss off the woke people who are all about inclusivity so long as you agree with them, but also are so into giving people labels that there are now 87 official genders and a space to fill out your own gender because 87 genders can’t cover all the genders and they’d had to assume anyone’s pronouns like a bunch of Christian Bigots who don’t pander to the bullshit would in their traditional and archaic ways…..GET WITH THE PROGRAM BIGOTS….

So we’ll just say that Benson, who went for the cock after she did the whole lesbian thing with Lesbian to the stars Cara Delevingne or Stella Maxwell, both lesbians who basically represent the same thing, fucking celebrity women to allow them to claim the LGBTQ title so that they can continue to get cast in things as the minority they are.

That’s not to say that Benson was faking her lesbianism, I am sure in her perversion in this porn generation of perverts, scissoring was done….PUSSY ON PUSSY grinding and PUSSY JUICE dripped off her chin….plus she’s not a good enough actress to fake the whole thing…

It’s just to say that she went back to the cock because she probably realized women are fucking crazy and lesbians are labelled angry and uptight for a fucking reason….BECAUSE THEY ARE.

She’s been making moves recently, posting hotter content, looking less dumpy and fat, maybe her handlers have reprogrammed her and are ready to really monetize proper, and in doing that shed posted some skimpy pyjamas showing off her legs, all Chistmas themed, but not quite posed enough to see actual labia or even panty crotch…but so close that it’s still worth looking at because I encourage big titty actresses to get fit and to post slutty content when they slowly decide to re-integrate themselves into the entertainment industry….I just prefer when I can see their cunts.

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2022

28

Dec

Stefania Ferrario Nude Mrs Claus Inspired Photoshoot of the Day

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Stefania Ferrario Rocher packages herself as more than just a cheap boxed chocolate you gift your girl on Valentines Day because you lack creativity and you only shop at drug stores for your loved ones because you get off to girls going in for their Plan B morning after pills, and you like to try to see if you can still smell the cum in them, like how fresh was the creampie girl….you hunting dog with your keen sense of scent you…

Anyway, she packages herself as some plus sized model, or Glamour Model, in being brave in getting nude, which as far as I’m concerned requires no real bravery when you’re a self involved narcissist who thinks you are hot, despite being overweight, you know cuz dudes will jerk off to you regardless of your weight, especially American dudes who are used to ACTUAL morbid obesity every where they fucking look….making this plus sized model, who is definitely still plus sized, a bit of a hack….

BUT at least she does concept shoots with a real photographer, knowing a little effort goes a long way, maybe because of her weight on the scales makes her feel she has to go that extra mile in her content, you know put some of that energy that she knows she has at the dessert counter of any grocery store or all you can eat buffet into the content that will make her all the money she needs to buy all the desserts she needs and you get a Christmassy, big ass and titty, covered in light, nostalgic thanks to her hair, good old fashioned time…

I am not hating on the plus sized model, but I just don’t think she’s plus sized enough to ride that, even if she is plus sized to me, but anyone not anorexic, emaciated and half dead is plus sized to me…..

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2022

28

Dec

Jordyn Jones Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is wearing some holiday themed lingerie while posing next to her Christmas tree with gifts, doing her best Christmas themed store window display while looking bargain basement at the old Five and Dime the day after Halloween when all of last year’s Christmas stock is brought out for the poor people.

I don’t actually know what that means, but because I know that she’s a white trash daughter of a drunk farmer in Kalamazoo Michigan, and since I’ve seen her pictures of her rural hot tub looking onto the neighbor’s silo, I figure she’s trash and in being trash that has come into money thanks to being sold to the industry, not so much because of the industry itself, but because of the following of perverts she’s amassed who are into paying her a monthly subscription like a gym membership without any of the benefits of a gym membership, because instead you get non nude selfies shot shitty, not even with a hired photographer, not even mapped out with a concept, location or vibe, just a shitty iphone pic in themed lingerie that looks like it’d give a bitch a yeast infection if worn long enough.

I am hating on the young millionaires lack of effort in her selling of salacious content on Christmas, you know a little effort goes a long way and this is just lazy, a spit in the face of the fans and not the kind of spit in their mouths they can cum to….

Live up to your daily OnlyFans earnings girl….nothing worth than an entitled idiot who puts no effort in because she’s getting paid out without putting the effort in, unless this is effort and we’re just a bunch of slacker retards….I am not alone.

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2022

28

Dec

Amanda Cerny Merry Assmass of the Day

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Some ex-Playboy, Vine Star, Instagram Model with a lot of Turkish fans Amanda Cerny has made herself into a Christmas package this Christmas, a racy Christmas package, just not nearly racy enough.

I am going to assume this is a steal from the rich and give to the poor, Robin Hood in the Christmas spirit of giving…..because there is no way girls who love money and who monetize themselves are giving away freebies…even if they probably should since they aren’t hot enough to jack off to, you know let this be the teaser before the paid content you can jerk off to….

I am not saying I am the Robin Hood, since I didn’t steal shit, I am just saying one of Amanda Cerny’s paid customers clearly took some screenshots to give out for free, what they probably find to be a flaw in their Business Model but the internet will be the internet.

Amanda Cerny wasn’t that impressive as a Playboy model, at the time she was one of their playmates the brand was going through some restructuring and had lost their standards, but then she went onto Vine where she was the hot pussy for the weirdo vine kids and it worked, she existed.

Now that the money is back on the nudes, she’s back on the nudes and I guess this is as hardcore as it gets and it’s more hardcore than she’s been to date, so as the story goes, the more money you get from being naked, the more naked you get to keep people paying and next thing you know, GANGBANG STYLE….

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