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2013

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something magical about waking lawyer’s letters from Hulk Holgan’s legal team, threatening me for 100,000,000 dollar lawsuits if I don’t take down video of his sex tape in 24 hours, but not as magical as I thought my first brush with Hulk Hogan would be.

I thought it would be something like this….

That or tag teaming his daughter…. Here are some morning links….

Hilarious Compilation of Girls Modeling in Funny Ways….Hot Babes Failing is the Best
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In Case You Missed It – James Franco’s S&M Birthday Cake
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Some Chick Named Claire Sinclair in her Lingerie at her Ghetto Stratosphere Las Vegas Show That If You’ve Been to the Strat, You’d Probably Never Want to See
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The Horror…The Absolute Horror
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Dude Gives a Sunbathing Girl Some Unwanted Lotion…
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Animals Trying to Stay Awake
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Today’s Surprise Drunk Move…
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Rapping Real Estate Agent is Better than Raping Real Estate Agent
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday on Wednesday – Mind Fuck
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The 25 Memes of April
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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2013

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Having rats in your house isn’t awesome when you are scared of rats – even if they have more sex appeal and are better company than you’re disgusting wife and not because you want to do the Richard Gere but because all this alone time with the internet has clearly made you lose your fucking mind.

Here are some links while I leave the house and look for love in all the wrong places mainly because of that whole anti social thing that when people talk to me I shut down because I’m not used to talking, but to reading texts….like today when I was in line and some babe made a joke in my direction and I could only type LOL on my phone and show her to actually communicate.

Oh right…here are those links…

Vida Guerra Bikini
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Catherine Zeta Jones Has Lost Her Mind…I Wish There was Video of the Meltdowns that Led to This
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Post Pregnant Kirsten Bell is Disgusting
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Britney Spears Rancid Cellulite
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Some Salma Hayek Bra
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Exercise Ball Attack
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How About Some Acrobatic Gymnastics
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Isla Fisher Trying to be Sexy
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This Chick Charm is Insane Booty…
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This Nicole Chick is a Young Bikini Model – Check Her Out
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Reggie Watts Does Van Halen
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12 Newspaper Fails that will Make You Laugh
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The Craziest Talk Show Breakdown Gifs
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Lohan is Stalling Rehab
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Emma Stone in Revlon
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Animals Trying to Stay Awake
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Weird Doggy Snore
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Kris Jenner Paddleboarding is Hilarious
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A Little Kate Bosworth Getting Interviewed
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25 Toys That Prove Your Parents Hate You
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Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles
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A whole lots of behind the scenes pics from Empire Strikes Back
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Some Chick Named Lily Figuera Getting a Massage
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The Girl Ronaldo May Have Cheated With This Chick and She’s Hot
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Courtney Stodden in Tight Dress
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Demi Moore and Rumer Willis are Not My Fantasy Mom/Daughter Porn Couple
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AnnaLynne McCord Lookin Crazy
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Downton Abbey Is Launching A Clothing Line….
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Nina Dobrev
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Paris Hilton and Her Future K-Fed
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A Whole Lot of Amazing Backs on Babes
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Aria Giovanni’s Naked on the Roof with all them Big Titties….
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Oh no….Kristin Cavallari is Putting Her Acting Career in Hold
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Honest Iron Man Trailer
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Crazy Hockey Save
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The James Franco Birthday Cake is Hilarious
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Take This Guy’s Advice to Get Laid – Seriously
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Tilda Swinton Scares The Fuck Out of Me
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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2 Dudes Fuck a Chick on a Crowded Beach
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Some Girls and their Fart Fetish
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Teens Masturbate in front of the Mirror
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Arab Fatty Masturbating is the New Terrorism
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Weird Train Oral
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Pregnant Chick vs Massive Dildo
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Today’s Exploited College Girl
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Skinny Girl Has Sex with Fat Guy
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Some Big Boobed Cam Girl and her Whipped Cream Show
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Webcam Show Gone Very Wrong
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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2013

30

Apr

Amanda Bynes is Amazing of the Day

Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing.

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2013

30

Apr

Kelly Rowland’s Interesting Bikini Position of the Day

Kelly Rowland’s gotta watch out, I mean at least when in this position, people are going to look at her implants, see her like this, and assume that she’s not Beyonce’s employee who was left in the shadows of the creature that is Beyonce, and that is now mocking the way Beyonce probably got pregnant with blue IVY, only instead of laying on her back like a dead fish, legs up like a gynecological exam, on her cell phone, Beyonce was probably looking at herself in a mirror, there is only so much love a bitch can have for herself, and Beyonce proves that….

OR a passerby will just wonder why a black chick is tanning, she’s already pretty tanned, or maybe they’ll just try to figure out what kind of infection she’s airing out, whatever it is they think….I am sure it’s not how hot this Destiny Child scraps is…

Boring.


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2013

30

Apr

Anne Vyalitsyna GQ Mexico of the Day

Anne V is some Adam Levine fucker, a stain on her vagina that no matter how many years go by since their tragic break-up, will always be there, because there’s just something about Adam Levine that ruins a woman….

She also works for Victoria’s Secret as a half naked model, unfortunately, modeling the wrong half naked….I mean I’d be way more into her shit if she had a cutout in her pants and shirt so I could see vagina and nipple, it’s the half naked modeling of the future.

That said, here she is for GQ Mexico, the motherland, continuing her strategic nudity, lookin good while doing it.

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2013

30

Apr

Francesca Eastwood Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Francesca Eastwood is on the rise, and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies and no one cares who she is. So next thing you know, she’s landed some top PR person, maybe even a couple of acting gigs, but most importantly some paparazzi coverage, in what is one of the worst staged bikini pics I’ve seen in a long time. Usually, the girls in the staged paparazzi bikini pics are trying to make it look like they are natural and going about their lives being shot, the fact that she’s posing for the shit, kinda makes it obvious that this is all to get people like me to talk about her hard nipples and tight body like she matters. You know to make her a sex symbol that will lead to more work thanks to her dad’s power in the industry, even if she’s got no ability to act, at least not according to her staged bikini pics, when really I’d much rather see her riding my face, but these pics are pretty hysterical….

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2013

30

Apr

Irina Shayk for Facebook of the Day

Irina Shayk posted these pics to her facebook, you know keeping social with some cleavage and bikini pics, for all her fans that are happy to hear that her love affair with her Soccer boyfriend is almost over, I guess the contract is up and the being his beard, pretending she has sex with him, so his fans don’t go homophobic on his ass. You know cuz she’s a mail order bride living the dream, and he’s got an image to uphold even if a little investigative journalism would show the world the truth, a truth none of us care about, cuz we are more into her body…the cam girl locked in a room with the mafia performing in exchange for her life who got away…

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2013

30

Apr

Jennifer Hawkins Modeling Shoes for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Jennifer Hawkins us sine Australian 30 year old who is apparently on TV in Australia, but I can’t confirm or deny that, because the only thing I know about Australia is from some drunk guy in Costa Rica and a bunch of Vegan babes from Instagram, and my conclusion about the country is that it is Canada, with babes who like to get drunk and have fun, but who are most importantly hot, and in abundance, making them not realize they are hot, something that more girls need to pick up on, cuz that insecure shit, thinking you’re hotter than you are shit, makes for shitty fucking sex.

That said, here is Jennifer Hawkins modeling shoes, because I figure you guys are into feet and women’s shoes, you know the kind of freak who wears them when he jerks off, or uses them to cum in after jerking off. All around weird.

Here are the pics….of her big ass feet. Feet that probably motivated her shoe line, you know to keep them shits covered the fuck up….

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2013

30

Apr

Nicole Neal for Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day

Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, Daddy Issues, Girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits.

She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and husbands lead to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players.

Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is her side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being photoshopped….

Boring yes, but fun to watch spin. Fact.

Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW

2013

30

Apr

Audrina Patridge Pants Off for Stndrd Mag of the Day

Remember mentally challenged, retard, Audrina Patridge from the worst MTV had to offer, back when MTV felt the world was filled with mindless retards and shoving this kind of garbage down their throat would shut them up and make them consume products from their advertisers….something that I am sure they still feel, but that luckily Audrina Patridge and her shitty show isn’t a part of, because they are the fucking worst….and despite being the fucking worst, in everything she does and represents, from teenage implants to being a fame whore…she does have a pretty great body when you strip her down and get her posing, even if her face is a little inbred.

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